Video Subtitles
curl --request GET \
--url https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles \
--header 'Authorization: <api-key>'import requests
url = "https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles"
headers = {"Authorization": "<api-key>"}
response = requests.get(url, headers=headers)
print(response.text)const options = {method: 'GET', headers: {Authorization: '<api-key>'}};
fetch('https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles', options)
.then(res => res.json())
.then(res => console.log(res))
.catch(err => console.error(err));<?php
$curl = curl_init();
curl_setopt_array($curl, [
CURLOPT_URL => "https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles",
CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => true,
CURLOPT_ENCODING => "",
CURLOPT_MAXREDIRS => 10,
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => 30,
CURLOPT_HTTP_VERSION => CURL_HTTP_VERSION_1_1,
CURLOPT_CUSTOMREQUEST => "GET",
CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER => [
"Authorization: <api-key>"
],
]);
$response = curl_exec($curl);
$err = curl_error($curl);
curl_close($curl);
if ($err) {
echo "cURL Error #:" . $err;
} else {
echo $response;
}package main
import (
"fmt"
"net/http"
"io"
)
func main() {
url := "https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles"
req, _ := http.NewRequest("GET", url, nil)
req.Header.Add("Authorization", "<api-key>")
res, _ := http.DefaultClient.Do(req)
defer res.Body.Close()
body, _ := io.ReadAll(res.Body)
fmt.Println(string(body))
}HttpResponse<String> response = Unirest.get("https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles")
.header("Authorization", "<api-key>")
.asString();require 'uri'
require 'net/http'
url = URI("https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles")
http = Net::HTTP.new(url.host, url.port)
http.use_ssl = true
request = Net::HTTP::Get.new(url)
request["Authorization"] = '<api-key>'
response = http.request(request)
puts response.read_body{
"lang": "en",
"is_available": true,
"subtitles": [
{
"id": 1,
"start": 0.03,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "this episode of your mom's house is"
},
{
"id": 2,
"start": 1.86,
"duration": 4.769,
"text": "brought to you by satva luxury mattress"
},
{
"id": 3,
"start": 4.41,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "the only online mattress company that"
},
{
"id": 4,
"start": 6.629,
"duration": 5.031,
"text": "provides free delivery setup and"
},
{
"id": 5,
"start": 8.58,
"duration": 3.08,
"text": "mattress removal"
},
{
"id": 6,
"start": 15.12,
"duration": 3.029,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 7,
"start": 22.64,
"duration": 22.41,
"text": "Oh"
},
{
"id": 8,
"start": 24.46,
"duration": 22.95,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 9,
"start": 45.05,
"duration": 4.61,
"text": "is that the one that tycoons at me"
},
{
"id": 10,
"start": 47.41,
"duration": 6.84,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 11,
"start": 49.66,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "I feel like it is well I hope it is"
},
{
"id": 12,
"start": 54.25,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "tackling thanks very much"
},
{
"id": 13,
"start": 56.02,
"duration": 6.44,
"text": "if it wasn't you thanks to whoever else"
},
{
"id": 14,
"start": 58.03,
"duration": 7.68,
"text": "did it gene where you gonna be February"
},
{
"id": 15,
"start": 62.46,
"duration": 5.59,
"text": "28th through March 2nd Madison Wisconsin"
},
{
"id": 16,
"start": 65.71,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "it become Anya comedy club on state"
},
{
"id": 17,
"start": 68.05,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "April 4 through 6 mini Apple tits"
},
{
"id": 18,
"start": 70.75,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "Minnesota at the Acme Acme meeting"
},
{
"id": 19,
"start": 73.78,
"duration": 6.33,
"text": "comedy club May 10th and 11th Tempe"
},
{
"id": 20,
"start": 76.78,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "Arizona at the temp temp on improv May"
},
{
"id": 21,
"start": 80.11,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "31st through June 1st sperm bank"
},
{
"id": 22,
"start": 82.18,
"duration": 7.56,
"text": "California flappers and then June 20th"
},
{
"id": 23,
"start": 86.32,
"duration": 6.329,
"text": "through 22nd Washington dick come at the"
},
{
"id": 24,
"start": 89.74,
"duration": 7.23,
"text": "dick [ __ ] improv tickets at Christine up"
},
{
"id": 25,
"start": 92.649,
"duration": 9.75,
"text": "heat on line all right Jean naté I'm"
},
{
"id": 26,
"start": 96.97,
"duration": 7.38,
"text": "going to be where I'm in Tampa probably"
},
{
"id": 27,
"start": 102.399,
"duration": 3.421,
"text": "still get in those shows are sold out he"
},
{
"id": 28,
"start": 104.35,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "could probably still get into the Hard"
},
{
"id": 29,
"start": 105.82,
"duration": 3.719,
"text": "Rock at the Seminole Hard Rock in"
},
{
"id": 30,
"start": 108.25,
"duration": 5.039,
"text": "Hollywood Florida"
},
{
"id": 31,
"start": 109.539,
"duration": 7.621,
"text": "this March 9th and then I'm in Portland"
},
{
"id": 32,
"start": 113.289,
"duration": 5.551,
"text": "Maine Red Bank New Jersey Long Island"
},
{
"id": 33,
"start": 117.16,
"duration": 3,
"text": "and New Haven Connecticut I think New"
},
{
"id": 34,
"start": 118.84,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "Haven's the only one with tickets left"
},
{
"id": 35,
"start": 120.16,
"duration": 6.299,
"text": "March 30th from there Madison Wisconsin"
},
{
"id": 36,
"start": 124.33,
"duration": 5.459,
"text": "myself two shows still tickets available"
},
{
"id": 37,
"start": 126.459,
"duration": 6.121,
"text": "to the Late Show Milwaukee Mara April"
},
{
"id": 38,
"start": 129.789,
"duration": 5.491,
"text": "twelfth Late Show has tickets and then"
},
{
"id": 39,
"start": 132.58,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "Nashville April 14th Late Show with"
},
{
"id": 40,
"start": 135.28,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "tickets there let's see they added a"
},
{
"id": 41,
"start": 138.04,
"duration": 4.919,
"text": "show in Medford at the chevalier April"
},
{
"id": 42,
"start": 140.83,
"duration": 4.46,
"text": "28th you can get tickets to The Late"
},
{
"id": 43,
"start": 142.959,
"duration": 9.241,
"text": "Show they're all available at Tom Segura"
},
{
"id": 44,
"start": 145.29,
"duration": 10.38,
"text": "dot-com / tor check it out try it out"
},
{
"id": 45,
"start": 152.2,
"duration": 6.99,
"text": "try it out thought up mom thanks Gino"
},
{
"id": 46,
"start": 155.67,
"duration": 4.3,
"text": "Gina wrap yeah very excited about today"
},
{
"id": 47,
"start": 159.19,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "haha"
},
{
"id": 48,
"start": 159.97,
"duration": 7.56,
"text": "we had to pour new cement slabs under"
},
{
"id": 49,
"start": 164.26,
"duration": 6,
"text": "the studio and we are gonna have a lot"
},
{
"id": 50,
"start": 167.53,
"duration": 6.599,
"text": "of fun with my dear friend and your dear"
},
{
"id": 51,
"start": 170.26,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "friend right coolers burnt credit"
},
{
"id": 52,
"start": 174.129,
"duration": 5.791,
"text": "Crisler Bert"
},
{
"id": 53,
"start": 175.51,
"duration": 6.6,
"text": "kkkk crisis an interesting twist to his"
},
{
"id": 54,
"start": 179.92,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "career yeah"
},
{
"id": 55,
"start": 182.11,
"duration": 2.73,
"text": "it's gonna be a lot of fun all right"
},
{
"id": 56,
"start": 183.55,
"duration": 2.78,
"text": "let's kick off this show let's get this"
},
{
"id": 57,
"start": 184.84,
"duration": 6.38,
"text": "party started"
},
{
"id": 58,
"start": 186.33,
"duration": 8.44,
"text": "Alexa what do you look for in a man"
},
{
"id": 59,
"start": 191.22,
"duration": 6.49,
"text": "black guys are lookin good if you're a"
},
{
"id": 60,
"start": 194.77,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "hot black guy and you want to Mia 2395"
},
{
"id": 61,
"start": 197.71,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "if you want to move that you can move in"
},
{
"id": 62,
"start": 199.96,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "but you gotta me hi I need to be a lot"
},
{
"id": 63,
"start": 203.29,
"duration": 6.33,
"text": "man free food free rent and everything"
},
{
"id": 64,
"start": 206.32,
"duration": 7.26,
"text": "else in it here's the deal man"
},
{
"id": 65,
"start": 209.62,
"duration": 6.089,
"text": "men from jail if your thug"
},
{
"id": 66,
"start": 213.58,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "you want to come move in your friend can"
},
{
"id": 67,
"start": 215.709,
"duration": 6.061,
"text": "move into my rent you get the lease"
},
{
"id": 68,
"start": 218.26,
"duration": 7.05,
"text": "Aniki me this on me beat me"
},
{
"id": 69,
"start": 221.77,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "oh here now if you see me and you want"
},
{
"id": 70,
"start": 225.31,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "to come over today and try it out try it"
},
{
"id": 71,
"start": 227.65,
"duration": 6.63,
"text": "out if you're in my building try it out"
},
{
"id": 72,
"start": 230.38,
"duration": 8.01,
"text": "if you want to piss on me no serious"
},
{
"id": 73,
"start": 234.28,
"duration": 6.45,
"text": "repairs and just me I'm looking for"
},
{
"id": 74,
"start": 238.39,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "hardcore guys and mean it and want to do"
},
{
"id": 75,
"start": 240.73,
"duration": 4.88,
"text": "it and I want it delivered I'm a hot"
},
{
"id": 76,
"start": 243.1,
"duration": 2.51,
"text": "white trash"
},
{
"id": 77,
"start": 255.98,
"duration": 7.099,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 78,
"start": 257.209,
"duration": 5.87,
"text": "Tom Segura my sister Christina"
},
{
"id": 79,
"start": 268.77,
"duration": 3.47,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 80,
"start": 275.63,
"duration": 3.009,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 81,
"start": 298.3,
"duration": 3.91,
"text": "Wow"
},
{
"id": 82,
"start": 299.81,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "I thought we were just doing a little"
},
{
"id": 83,
"start": 302.21,
"duration": 4.019,
"text": "teaser I didn't realize we're gonna get"
},
{
"id": 84,
"start": 303.53,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "the whole the whole famous speech on"
},
{
"id": 85,
"start": 306.229,
"duration": 6.451,
"text": "that I like I thought it was just like"
},
{
"id": 86,
"start": 308.24,
"duration": 7.32,
"text": "there's a deal man well I like Alexa"
},
{
"id": 87,
"start": 312.68,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "saying it especially with the emotion"
},
{
"id": 88,
"start": 315.56,
"duration": 6,
"text": "taken out of it you really get me"
},
{
"id": 89,
"start": 319.19,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "you really get to understand how crazy"
},
{
"id": 90,
"start": 321.56,
"duration": 5.82,
"text": "that guy is yeah and how absurd the the"
},
{
"id": 91,
"start": 325.22,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "speech actually is oh yeah with all the"
},
{
"id": 92,
"start": 327.38,
"duration": 5.819,
"text": "emotions right oh yeah no emotion no"
},
{
"id": 93,
"start": 330.68,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "just on a verbal like on the page lovely"
},
{
"id": 94,
"start": 333.199,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "like well this guy's really out it was"
},
{
"id": 95,
"start": 334.55,
"duration": 6.899,
"text": "fun be like reading the college is"
},
{
"id": 96,
"start": 336.32,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "reading a script and being like yeah I'm"
},
{
"id": 97,
"start": 341.449,
"duration": 2.46,
"text": "not sure what choice to make it's pretty"
},
{
"id": 98,
"start": 343.28,
"duration": 2.37,
"text": "amazing"
},
{
"id": 99,
"start": 343.909,
"duration": 6.901,
"text": "I don't know who did that do you know"
},
{
"id": 100,
"start": 345.65,
"duration": 6.419,
"text": "who put that together okay yeah we"
},
{
"id": 101,
"start": 350.81,
"duration": 2.849,
"text": "should probably I didn't know you could"
},
{
"id": 102,
"start": 352.069,
"duration": 3,
"text": "train Alexa to turn your lights on and"
},
{
"id": 103,
"start": 353.659,
"duration": 8.01,
"text": "off - what was that all about they were"
},
{
"id": 104,
"start": 355.069,
"duration": 10.38,
"text": "going on Tom is a hard hard dick Nick or"
},
{
"id": 105,
"start": 361.669,
"duration": 6.211,
"text": "whatever his [ __ ] name is hard hard"
},
{
"id": 106,
"start": 365.449,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "shits Nick hard shits Nick yeah taking"
},
{
"id": 107,
"start": 367.88,
"duration": 5.159,
"text": "glass dumps yeah he was um really"
},
{
"id": 108,
"start": 370.639,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "something right yeah man try it out try"
},
{
"id": 109,
"start": 373.039,
"duration": 4.261,
"text": "it out me start out your episode is"
},
{
"id": 110,
"start": 375.169,
"duration": 6.391,
"text": "zombie baby home you know hold me on"
},
{
"id": 111,
"start": 377.3,
"duration": 7.47,
"text": "yeah the moment you know I think about"
},
{
"id": 112,
"start": 381.56,
"duration": 6,
"text": "him the tripod guy what yeah"
},
{
"id": 113,
"start": 384.77,
"duration": 12.239,
"text": "I think about him like once a week you"
},
{
"id": 114,
"start": 387.56,
"duration": 11.4,
"text": "should think about people hold me on out"
},
{
"id": 115,
"start": 397.009,
"duration": 6.69,
"text": "yes people think it's that I think it's"
},
{
"id": 116,
"start": 398.96,
"duration": 7.889,
"text": "home here now yeah I'm home here now I'm"
},
{
"id": 117,
"start": 403.699,
"duration": 5.551,
"text": "home here now yeah I'm here now yeah"
},
{
"id": 118,
"start": 406.849,
"duration": 4.021,
"text": "but I think about him every now and then"
},
{
"id": 119,
"start": 409.25,
"duration": 5.969,
"text": "and I you know what I really think about"
},
{
"id": 120,
"start": 410.87,
"duration": 6.75,
"text": "is how he's managed to be this internet"
},
{
"id": 121,
"start": 415.219,
"duration": 6.12,
"text": "famous and he hasn't reached out to us"
},
{
"id": 122,
"start": 417.62,
"duration": 5.609,
"text": "or like somebody in his life has got to"
},
{
"id": 123,
"start": 421.339,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "have heard it at some point and been"
},
{
"id": 124,
"start": 423.229,
"duration": 3.031,
"text": "like hey dude do you know that you're on"
},
{
"id": 125,
"start": 424.46,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "this podcast and these people are"
},
{
"id": 126,
"start": 426.26,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "talking about this video you made and"
},
{
"id": 127,
"start": 427.82,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "he's like I I kind of [ __ ] up that was"
},
{
"id": 128,
"start": 429.8,
"duration": 6.42,
"text": "silly like what do you think his react"
},
{
"id": 129,
"start": 431.33,
"duration": 9.09,
"text": "Oh God would be woof Harley has it"
},
{
"id": 130,
"start": 436.22,
"duration": 7.86,
"text": "together in any way whatsoever here now"
},
{
"id": 131,
"start": 440.42,
"duration": 6,
"text": "guy is not his life is not like oh yeah"
},
{
"id": 132,
"start": 444.08,
"duration": 6.09,
"text": "I finally pulled it together and I can"
},
{
"id": 133,
"start": 446.42,
"duration": 6.84,
"text": "reflect back he's getting pissed on him"
},
{
"id": 134,
"start": 450.17,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "beat on right now but that's what I"
},
{
"id": 135,
"start": 453.26,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "wondered too is do you think his dreams"
},
{
"id": 136,
"start": 454.85,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "came true did he get what he wanted yeah"
},
{
"id": 137,
"start": 457.37,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "in some way yeah I don't think someone"
},
{
"id": 138,
"start": 459.41,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "moved in I think I think someone here is"
},
{
"id": 139,
"start": 463.01,
"duration": 5.97,
"text": "there's probably a couple ups guys but"
},
{
"id": 140,
"start": 464.66,
"duration": 6.42,
"text": "like yeah but in that building do you"
},
{
"id": 141,
"start": 468.98,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "think you found a black guy yeah who"
},
{
"id": 142,
"start": 471.08,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "likes it's like a photo yeah yeah black"
},
{
"id": 143,
"start": 474.26,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "guys at a jail that has to be the"
},
{
"id": 144,
"start": 476.96,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "craziest video besides Terry"
},
{
"id": 145,
"start": 478.73,
"duration": 8.28,
"text": "but even Terry is of sound mind he's"
},
{
"id": 146,
"start": 481.49,
"duration": 7.68,
"text": "just an exhibition yeah Scotty K did the"
},
{
"id": 147,
"start": 487.01,
"duration": 7.4,
"text": "Alexa clip so Thank You Scotty K for"
},
{
"id": 148,
"start": 489.17,
"duration": 10.74,
"text": "submit really good talent you got a real"
},
{
"id": 149,
"start": 494.41,
"duration": 8.11,
"text": "yeah so a couple weeks back I shared a"
},
{
"id": 150,
"start": 499.91,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "bold confession with Eugene yeah a"
},
{
"id": 151,
"start": 502.52,
"duration": 14.76,
"text": "confession I shared for the first time"
},
{
"id": 152,
"start": 504.23,
"duration": 15.06,
"text": "on the show that guy is just having a"
},
{
"id": 153,
"start": 517.28,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "good day yeah that's true"
},
{
"id": 154,
"start": 519.29,
"duration": 6.87,
"text": "he's just came to faith I feel like the"
},
{
"id": 155,
"start": 521.9,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "other guy the try it out guy he's trying"
},
{
"id": 156,
"start": 526.16,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "to improve his life yeah he's looking"
},
{
"id": 157,
"start": 527.93,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "for the answer and the answer is black"
},
{
"id": 158,
"start": 529.85,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "guys yeah who like to [ __ ] [ __ ] good"
},
{
"id": 159,
"start": 532.07,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "yeah yeah you know what was your big"
},
{
"id": 160,
"start": 534.5,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "confession so my big confession a couple"
},
{
"id": 161,
"start": 536.66,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "weeks back is we all remember was why"
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"duration": 5.071,
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"duration": 6.56,
"text": "so Wow I'm on the bus we're about to get"
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"duration": 5.489,
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"text": "realized I don't see anything in the"
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"text": "the thing I I start having like a couple"
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"duration": 4.83,
"text": "gonna write out who in this office but"
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"text": "somebody here also had a shart they"
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"text": "much happening it's kind of a short week"
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"duration": 4.68,
"text": "here it is for a week yeah yeah it's"
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"duration": 4.95,
"text": "rare this there's a guy in who I'm sure"
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"duration": 5.34,
"text": "has shrunk if you told me that bet on it"
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"duration": 4.53,
"text": "I'd be like a million dollars yeah let's"
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"text": "ask him when he comes in how many sharks"
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"duration": 3.78,
"text": "he's ever had"
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"duration": 4.38,
"text": "well should we get into who's here and"
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"text": "course man we have the great Bert"
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{
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"duration": 5.85,
"text": "Kreischer is gonna be joining us here"
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"id": 237,
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"text": "very funny very funny also very fat as"
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"text": "we all know and very racist and we've"
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"text": "been looking at pictures of him oh my"
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"duration": 3.87,
"text": "god that's him at the store Jean that's"
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"duration": 3.42,
"text": "him at the Comedy Store during the main"
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"duration": 6.44,
"text": "room his shirt listen to me it's like"
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"duration": 8.52,
"text": "yesterday or the day before that is not"
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"text": "know his belly is so distended and"
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"id": 245,
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"duration": 10.02,
"text": "swollen like an African John Rosen or"
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"id": 246,
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"duration": 8.4,
"text": "him all right whoa boy"
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"id": 247,
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"duration": 5.64,
"text": "that's him that's a big fat aturday no"
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"start": 762.6,
"duration": 8.13,
"text": "sunday yeah at the last or like a week"
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"id": 249,
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"duration": 7.11,
"text": "ago act in Vegas I was like Jesus he's"
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"duration": 6.09,
"text": "now than he was before you guys"
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"duration": 6.3,
"text": "weight-loss competition mmm close its"
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"duration": 3.54,
"text": "close it's not good whatever it is you"
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"duration": 3.75,
"text": "know what's crazy that about his body"
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"start": 782.7,
"duration": 4.74,
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"text": "like a rad body because do you see like"
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"duration": 4.23,
"text": "his cut lines"
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"id": 258,
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"duration": 4.77,
"text": "dude I'm saying like his hip oh it's"
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"duration": 3.3,
"text": "weird because he still has like my"
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"duration": 4.2,
"text": "chiseled L he doesn't wear underwear"
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"duration": 4.59,
"text": "yeah somebody never does because he has"
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"duration": 6.39,
"text": "that sense recently looking at a naked"
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"duration": 5.64,
"text": "guy with a cloth yeah yeah but do you"
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"text": "see what I'm saying then he's got that"
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"id": 265,
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"text": "hip bone yeah yeah like Ryan Gosling has"
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"id": 266,
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"duration": 2.75,
"text": "that mm-hmm"
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"id": 267,
"start": 808.74,
"duration": 5.94,
"text": "you should tell him that don't come up"
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"id": 268,
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"duration": 5.92,
"text": "the same body constantly look at that"
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"id": 269,
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"duration": 3.33,
"text": "guy in the front row with arms folded"
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"duration": 3.14,
"text": "yeah he's looks guys discussing hey just"
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"text": "sit here"
},
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"id": 272,
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"duration": 9,
"text": "he's fat - he's like no spatter so we um"
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"id": 273,
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"text": "we were looking at like who because"
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"text": "remember when would this all started and"
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"text": "the whole fashion meetings started when"
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"text": "we were talking about that he kind of"
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"text": "naked scenes yeah in this movie has a"
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"text": "new look now and I think he looks more"
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"text": "like these guys like there's Dennis HOF"
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"duration": 5.88,
"text": "that kind of has five well here's here's"
},
{
"id": 282,
"start": 854.899,
"duration": 2.821,
"text": "why though is cuz Bert's face is getting"
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{
"id": 283,
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"duration": 3.18,
"text": "redder"
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{
"id": 284,
"start": 857.72,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "yeah redder and rounder yeah it's the"
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"id": 285,
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"duration": 3.961,
"text": "well it looks like him right there I"
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"text": "think he really looks like like this guy"
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"duration": 11.55,
"text": "in that he kicked it yeah Vania there's"
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"id": 288,
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"duration": 5.221,
"text": "this other pic this yeah that's burnt a"
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"id": 289,
"start": 875.72,
"duration": 4.859,
"text": "hundred percent the smile you know like"
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"id": 290,
"start": 878.3,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "the energy yeah and the essence yeah I"
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{
"id": 291,
"start": 880.579,
"duration": 4.351,
"text": "feel like you put a beard on that guy"
},
{
"id": 292,
"start": 882.139,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "that's bird that is Burt yeah who's he"
},
{
"id": 293,
"start": 884.93,
"duration": 2.849,
"text": "with well who's that he with an author"
},
{
"id": 294,
"start": 886.759,
"duration": 9.901,
"text": "you don't know who that is"
},
{
"id": 295,
"start": 887.779,
"duration": 13.021,
"text": "that's JK Rowling she wrote the P let's"
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{
"id": 296,
"start": 896.66,
"duration": 5.82,
"text": "surprise her if somebody could put"
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{
"id": 297,
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"duration": 5.88,
"text": "Bert's head on that photo that would be"
},
{
"id": 298,
"start": 902.48,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "great so there's Bert waters Bert too"
},
{
"id": 299,
"start": 906.68,
"duration": 5.579,
"text": "bad TMZ hasn't caught on and they're not"
},
{
"id": 300,
"start": 908.99,
"duration": 7.23,
"text": "covering it in detail and they're fini"
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"id": 301,
"start": 912.259,
"duration": 7.14,
"text": "my favorite to this day Sopranos I mean"
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"id": 302,
"start": 916.22,
"duration": 6,
"text": "I love that show he's so talented this"
},
{
"id": 303,
"start": 919.399,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "dude god damn it"
},
{
"id": 304,
"start": 922.22,
"duration": 6.66,
"text": "when do you think Bert's gonna die oh"
},
{
"id": 305,
"start": 924.589,
"duration": 6.511,
"text": "jesus don't go there I mean God well no"
},
{
"id": 306,
"start": 928.88,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "I mean and let's be realistic here it's"
},
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"id": 307,
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"duration": 2.88,
"text": "my friend I don't want this he's my"
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"id": 308,
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"text": "friend too and I care about him and"
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"text": "because I was yeah just like that huh"
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"text": "[Laughter]"
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"id": 312,
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"text": "just like that yeah cuz here's the deal"
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"id": 313,
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"text": "man here's what I'm thinking yeah this"
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"text": "new bus life that he's embarked on yeah"
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"id": 315,
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"text": "has probably made it a lot easier to"
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"duration": 2.939,
"text": "part"
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"id": 317,
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"text": "we've gotten into it yeah you know what"
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"duration": 4.861,
"text": "I'm saying oh yeah yeah he told me he's"
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"duration": 6.87,
"text": "like we smoked meats and we drink until"
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"text": "like 4:00 every night oh I love him so"
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"id": 323,
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"duration": 5.871,
"text": "much and I don't you know I don't want"
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"text": "it to lose him obviously of course not"
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"id": 325,
"start": 975.73,
"duration": 6.93,
"text": "not up to us you can only try so many"
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"duration": 5.82,
"text": "times you know you can't it's up to him"
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"text": "honey chuckleheads laughing I know why"
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"id": 328,
"start": 985.519,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "you're laughing are you laughing that"
},
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"id": 329,
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"duration": 6.05,
"text": "blue man I don't know what's going on"
},
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"id": 330,
"start": 989.869,
"duration": 7.32,
"text": "that's just oh yeah how's this job"
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"id": 331,
"start": 993.819,
"duration": 6.01,
"text": "should we uh should we go ahead and take"
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"id": 332,
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"duration": 4.68,
"text": "a break yeah let's go he's not taking a"
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"text": "[ __ ] in our bathroom let's ask him about"
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"text": "god buddy it's a picture of my daughter"
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"id": 369,
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{
"id": 462,
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"text": "that TT dose of soda she brings me a"
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"text": "beer with it and then lunch comes round"
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"id": 464,
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"id": 479,
"start": 1406.529,
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"text": "with you people"
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"id": 480,
"start": 1407.309,
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"text": "these are [ __ ] jumping into my"
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"text": "you don't know I've only been vegan for"
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{
"id": 483,
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"text": "like 45 minutes and then ordered ice"
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{
"id": 484,
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"text": "cream wait how does this lead to a shart"
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{
"id": 485,
"start": 1420.899,
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"text": "in bed with LeAnn my my stomach okay so"
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"id": 486,
"start": 1424.019,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "after three days ago on vegan my stomach"
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"id": 487,
"start": 1425.789,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "got really kind of not as toxic as it's"
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"id": 488,
"start": 1428.789,
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"text": "been and all my shits come out back of"
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"id": 489,
"start": 1431.639,
"duration": 6.181,
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"id": 490,
"start": 1433.73,
"duration": 5.949,
"text": "he has and like the ones where you got"
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"id": 491,
"start": 1437.82,
"duration": 4.739,
"text": "to wipe your legs because it splashes up"
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{
"id": 492,
"start": 1439.679,
"duration": 5.701,
"text": "yeah is that what you get sometimes yeah"
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{
"id": 493,
"start": 1442.559,
"duration": 4.951,
"text": "and so but I mean that's like his"
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{
"id": 494,
"start": 1445.38,
"duration": 4.139,
"text": "regular morning right yeah that's that's"
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{
"id": 495,
"start": 1447.51,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "like Tuesday yeah it's not like a Monday"
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{
"id": 496,
"start": 1449.519,
"duration": 7.111,
"text": "morning [ __ ] that's Tuesday and so I go"
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"text": "and I start I go right out of veganism"
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"text": "into veganism wreck text sent me a"
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{
"id": 500,
"start": 1461.549,
"duration": 4.711,
"text": "of veganism into a [ __ ] brisket and"
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{
"id": 501,
"start": 1463.98,
"duration": 4.439,
"text": "it just [ __ ] my stomach time yeah I"
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"duration": 3.75,
"text": "just wolfed like like animal fat and"
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"id": 503,
"start": 1468.419,
"duration": 4.081,
"text": "also right after my table show me and"
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"text": "now you're savage Dallas Texas cristela"
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"text": "seen it on the Internet no he also sends"
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"text": "pictures of his of toilet paper just"
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"text": "soaked in blood oh my god I just pulled"
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"text": "this out of my ass he is no good he's"
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"text": "them yeah he's like a more like I'm like"
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"text": "worth it so anyways later I know doesn't"
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"duration": 6.24,
"text": "a it's like a hemorrhoid right it's just"
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"duration": 4.08,
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"text": "minute and 19 and you cleaned up though"
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"text": "it and then you know we get like the"
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"start": 1713.99,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "[ __ ] bidets at home yeah that are"
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"duration": 4.86,
"text": "just game changers then you travel again"
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"id": 610,
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"text": "wiping my ass with paints like going"
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"text": "from private school to [ __ ] gen-pop"
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"text": "in a public like you're like I'm better"
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"text": "than this you start spitting on your it"
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"duration": 3.21,
"text": "actually makes a big difference right"
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"duration": 2.85,
"text": "toilet paper right right and I think and"
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"text": "go dry then go one more fitness and then"
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"duration": 4.23,
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"duration": 3.54,
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"duration": 1.5,
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"text": "for years do you think we Anne is still"
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"duration": 4.55,
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"text": "the road it's like it's like a rods"
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"duration": 2.849,
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"duration": 4.171,
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"id": 643,
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"duration": 4.62,
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"duration": 3.51,
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"duration": 5.281,
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"text": "just I mean just the the [ __ ] modest"
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"duration": 6.39,
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"text": "get it I was too expensive it's so silly"
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"id": 656,
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"duration": 4.05,
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"id": 664,
"start": 1839.139,
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"text": "day though yeah but that's constant"
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"start": 1856,
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"text": "treats but and I have a low threshold"
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"id": 674,
"start": 1857.23,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "for reward I'll give you that but but"
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"start": 1859.779,
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"text": "guys who deserve treats that don't get"
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"id": 676,
"start": 1861.37,
"duration": 4.169,
"text": "them what's the point"
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"id": 677,
"start": 1862.87,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "I used to think well and if you can"
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"id": 678,
"start": 1865.539,
"duration": 3.331,
"text": "afford it that's the caveat if you can"
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"id": 679,
"start": 1867.519,
"duration": 2.461,
"text": "afford it get the treat if you can't"
},
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"id": 680,
"start": 1868.87,
"duration": 2.909,
"text": "afford it don't get the [ __ ] treat"
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{
"id": 681,
"start": 1869.98,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "and I both just it's just making your"
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"id": 682,
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"duration": 5.37,
"text": "treats onto like on like a sliding scale"
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"id": 683,
"start": 1874.69,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "since I've been treating myself my whole"
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{
"id": 684,
"start": 1877.149,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "life I have like I said I definitely"
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{
"id": 685,
"start": 1879.25,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "think I earned treats when I don't earn"
},
{
"id": 686,
"start": 1880.509,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "them but my treats have never they"
},
{
"id": 687,
"start": 1882.37,
"duration": 5.039,
"text": "haven't like gotten outrageous it's just"
},
{
"id": 688,
"start": 1884.679,
"duration": 4.171,
"text": "like a new car like why not have a new"
},
{
"id": 689,
"start": 1887.409,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "car we had a car that was ten years old"
},
{
"id": 690,
"start": 1888.85,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "and was breaking down like Liam broke"
},
{
"id": 691,
"start": 1890.86,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "down on Ventura I'd go with the [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 692,
"start": 1892.75,
"duration": 5.129,
"text": "we can't afford a new car yeah let's"
},
{
"id": 693,
"start": 1894.34,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "treat ourselves yeah captain treat over"
},
{
"id": 694,
"start": 1897.879,
"duration": 2.25,
"text": "here"
},
{
"id": 695,
"start": 1898.24,
"duration": 3.659,
"text": "oh he's taught but I think I'm more"
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"id": 696,
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"duration": 2.461,
"text": "likely in where I grew up in the"
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"start": 1901.899,
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"text": "Communist"
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"id": 698,
"start": 1902.59,
"duration": 3.959,
"text": "Cold War and I didn't treat myself to"
},
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"id": 699,
"start": 1904.389,
"duration": 7.831,
"text": "[ __ ] and he's taught me how to enjoy"
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{
"id": 700,
"start": 1906.549,
"duration": 8.551,
"text": "life but you think you taught me how to"
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{
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"duration": 3.809,
"text": "treat myself because remember we were"
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{
"id": 702,
"start": 1915.1,
"duration": 1.829,
"text": "talking like I was like I want to get"
},
{
"id": 703,
"start": 1916.029,
"duration": 2.551,
"text": "again something I want to get something"
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{
"id": 704,
"start": 1916.929,
"duration": 4.141,
"text": "nice you know Oh Tommy just gets it for"
},
{
"id": 705,
"start": 1918.58,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "me just made me like it"
},
{
"id": 706,
"start": 1921.07,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "yeah and so in Vegas this weekend we're"
},
{
"id": 707,
"start": 1923.47,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "doing bottomless mimosas there's like a"
},
{
"id": 708,
"start": 1925.24,
"duration": 5.159,
"text": "mall by the Aria and I go that's my tree"
},
{
"id": 709,
"start": 1928.33,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "that was my tree by the way who's that"
},
{
"id": 710,
"start": 1930.399,
"duration": 6.301,
"text": "LeAnn's tree no yeah she got sick from"
},
{
"id": 711,
"start": 1933.34,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "the most shakes from them yeah and so we"
},
{
"id": 712,
"start": 1936.7,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "go to the thing and I just disappeared"
},
{
"id": 713,
"start": 1939.22,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "I got myself a treat and I bought Liana"
},
{
"id": 714,
"start": 1940.99,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "treat yeah yeah tell us treats"
},
{
"id": 715,
"start": 1943.72,
"duration": 4.049,
"text": "yeah it's ah come on my treat silly it's"
},
{
"id": 716,
"start": 1945.73,
"duration": 10.559,
"text": "okay it was a drunken treat okay what"
},
{
"id": 717,
"start": 1947.769,
"duration": 10.561,
"text": "was it it's a Gucci fanny but he got me"
},
{
"id": 718,
"start": 1956.289,
"duration": 4.201,
"text": "one as a push present believe it or not"
},
{
"id": 719,
"start": 1958.33,
"duration": 10.02,
"text": "my second choice up yours and I was like"
},
{
"id": 720,
"start": 1960.49,
"duration": 10.08,
"text": "oh it's such a silly item and then to"
},
{
"id": 721,
"start": 1968.35,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "get a designer silly item it's like who"
},
{
"id": 722,
"start": 1970.57,
"duration": 3.41,
"text": "start wearing this all the time I wore"
},
{
"id": 723,
"start": 1972.97,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "it all through Vegas"
},
{
"id": 724,
"start": 1973.98,
"duration": 6.399,
"text": "I didn't filled with all my merch cash"
},
{
"id": 725,
"start": 1976.72,
"duration": 5.339,
"text": "so it was like stacks of paper oh great"
},
{
"id": 726,
"start": 1980.379,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "so then I went to Tiffany's and I bought"
},
{
"id": 727,
"start": 1982.059,
"duration": 3.631,
"text": "Leon a necklace not super expensive buy"
},
{
"id": 728,
"start": 1983.799,
"duration": 5.271,
"text": "just a nice necklace nice see you man"
},
{
"id": 729,
"start": 1985.69,
"duration": 5.459,
"text": "see you soon I like it it's really nice"
},
{
"id": 730,
"start": 1989.07,
"duration": 3.64,
"text": "enjoy it good"
},
{
"id": 731,
"start": 1991.149,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "yeah cuz you're gonna die one day you"
},
{
"id": 732,
"start": 1992.71,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "may as well enjoy you know the benefits"
},
{
"id": 733,
"start": 1994.809,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "right Tommy when we get in this house"
},
{
"id": 734,
"start": 1995.98,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "man yeah let's talk about it we looked"
},
{
"id": 735,
"start": 1998.2,
"duration": 4.469,
"text": "at one yeah yeah it was a little out of"
},
{
"id": 736,
"start": 2000.45,
"duration": 3.929,
"text": "our price range but I thought I thought"
},
{
"id": 737,
"start": 2002.669,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "you know roll the dice on life now if we"
},
{
"id": 738,
"start": 2004.379,
"duration": 6.091,
"text": "had had it was at the foot of Fryman"
},
{
"id": 739,
"start": 2008.309,
"duration": 5.82,
"text": "Canyon uh-huh I can tell you the I"
},
{
"id": 740,
"start": 2010.47,
"duration": 5.789,
"text": "should know the Internet it was at the"
},
{
"id": 741,
"start": 2014.129,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "foot of Fryman Canyon it had didn't hat"
},
{
"id": 742,
"start": 2016.259,
"duration": 3.691,
"text": "it was really nice it was an old house I"
},
{
"id": 743,
"start": 2017.789,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "was part of a compound so all the houses"
},
{
"id": 744,
"start": 2019.95,
"duration": 4.829,
"text": "around it was like its secluded you"
},
{
"id": 745,
"start": 2022.019,
"duration": 4.441,
"text": "couldn't get cool but it won't matter"
},
{
"id": 746,
"start": 2024.779,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "he'll put it on Instagram any yeah"
},
{
"id": 747,
"start": 2026.46,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "definitely"
},
{
"id": 748,
"start": 2027.419,
"duration": 2.671,
"text": "that's why we gotta move I gotta get out"
},
{
"id": 749,
"start": 2028.95,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "of my [ __ ] house now everyone knows"
},
{
"id": 750,
"start": 2030.09,
"duration": 5.699,
"text": "what I [ __ ] oh really"
},
{
"id": 751,
"start": 2031.35,
"duration": 7.289,
"text": "yeah me describing things in my"
},
{
"id": 752,
"start": 2035.789,
"duration": 4.711,
"text": "neighborhood on my podcast people like a"
},
{
"id": 753,
"start": 2038.639,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "jack-in-the-box huh I think I figure out"
},
{
"id": 754,
"start": 2040.5,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "where you live you're crazy"
},
{
"id": 755,
"start": 2042.509,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "I didn't I was before we knew that"
},
{
"id": 756,
"start": 2044.7,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "anyone listen to these [ __ ] things"
},
{
"id": 757,
"start": 2046.019,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "yeah I just over shared I've over shared"
},
{
"id": 758,
"start": 2049.349,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "way too much in my life"
},
{
"id": 759,
"start": 2050.579,
"duration": 3.811,
"text": "like that's where you guys have done a"
},
{
"id": 760,
"start": 2052.829,
"duration": 4.531,
"text": "really smart job"
},
{
"id": 761,
"start": 2054.39,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "and I bored Georgia and ila didn't even"
},
{
"id": 762,
"start": 2057.36,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "ask and I talked about their periods on"
},
{
"id": 763,
"start": 2058.89,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "oh yeah yeah those funny that I love the"
},
{
"id": 764,
"start": 2061.98,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "period party you describe those lovely"
},
{
"id": 765,
"start": 2063.51,
"duration": 3.47,
"text": "imagine if your island you got to go to"
},
{
"id": 766,
"start": 2064.95,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "school the next day and it goes viral I"
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{
"id": 767,
"start": 2066.98,
"duration": 3.73,
"text": "like Jason huh you named your period"
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{
"id": 768,
"start": 2069.33,
"duration": 10.83,
"text": "Jason she's like I don't know who you"
},
{
"id": 769,
"start": 2070.71,
"duration": 12.36,
"text": "are yeah yeah we made fun of my tour bus"
},
{
"id": 770,
"start": 2080.16,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "yeah you know and my picture with my"
},
{
"id": 771,
"start": 2083.07,
"duration": 20.07,
"text": "tour bus"
},
{
"id": 772,
"start": 2083.61,
"duration": 21.78,
"text": "yeah Jesus over for you"
},
{
"id": 773,
"start": 2103.14,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "that's my guy Jake he's great he's a"
},
{
"id": 774,
"start": 2105.39,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "really good voiceover Rd is too bad it's"
},
{
"id": 775,
"start": 2107.76,
"duration": 8.7,
"text": "all anti me no no he's got some other"
},
{
"id": 776,
"start": 2110.58,
"duration": 9.18,
"text": "stuff oh cool yeah no that's great if"
},
{
"id": 777,
"start": 2116.46,
"duration": 6.72,
"text": "you're listening this G that was just"
},
{
"id": 778,
"start": 2119.76,
"duration": 7.95,
"text": "burped on a Nazi train just to be clear"
},
{
"id": 779,
"start": 2123.18,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "yeah but we were ODI pull up hang on Oh"
},
{
"id": 780,
"start": 2127.71,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "hit pause hit pause yeah pull up the one"
},
{
"id": 781,
"start": 2129.99,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "that's titled Berta's a racist"
},
{
"id": 782,
"start": 2131.97,
"duration": 5.09,
"text": "mp4 I'm dying to see this one let's see"
},
{
"id": 783,
"start": 2134.64,
"duration": 2.42,
"text": "it in a bit"
},
{
"id": 784,
"start": 2140.36,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 785,
"start": 2141.97,
"duration": 6.52,
"text": "areas Cleveland"
},
{
"id": 786,
"start": 2145.5,
"duration": 4.09,
"text": "oh my god that's similar"
},
{
"id": 787,
"start": 2148.49,
"duration": 4.52,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 788,
"start": 2149.59,
"duration": 13.26,
"text": "I'm ignoring your in there right there"
},
{
"id": 789,
"start": 2153.01,
"duration": 11.18,
"text": "but oh wow what was he like not that bad"
},
{
"id": 790,
"start": 2162.85,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "really"
},
{
"id": 791,
"start": 2164.19,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "Wow very artistic man this is actually"
},
{
"id": 792,
"start": 2167.65,
"duration": 3.5,
"text": "good footage I know"
},
{
"id": 793,
"start": 2171.71,
"duration": 10.29,
"text": "impressive all right the body shots"
},
{
"id": 794,
"start": 2176.96,
"duration": 7.32,
"text": "world tour Hitler did nothing wrong Wow"
},
{
"id": 795,
"start": 2182,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "you got your whole logo on the side of"
},
{
"id": 796,
"start": 2184.28,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "the plane yeah well that's not bad you"
},
{
"id": 797,
"start": 2186.5,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "know Ron White had done that to his"
},
{
"id": 798,
"start": 2187.94,
"duration": 4.379,
"text": "plane so I feel like yeah that's pretty"
},
{
"id": 799,
"start": 2190.339,
"duration": 4.351,
"text": "cool how much would you like to get a"
},
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"id": 800,
"start": 2192.319,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "plane dude is that the next step I"
},
{
"id": 801,
"start": 2194.69,
"duration": 3.149,
"text": "almost got one to find me home from"
},
{
"id": 802,
"start": 2196.339,
"duration": 2.851,
"text": "Vegas yesterday but it was six thousand"
},
{
"id": 803,
"start": 2197.839,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "dollars and I can't read my head I wrap"
},
{
"id": 804,
"start": 2199.19,
"duration": 3.869,
"text": "my head around that yeah so I was like I"
},
{
"id": 805,
"start": 2201.079,
"duration": 3.181,
"text": "was like I thought it would be like I"
},
{
"id": 806,
"start": 2203.059,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "literally thought it'd be like two grand"
},
{
"id": 807,
"start": 2204.26,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "and I was like I could do that"
},
{
"id": 808,
"start": 2206.18,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "I can I can just go like [ __ ] it at a"
},
{
"id": 809,
"start": 2207.8,
"duration": 4.019,
"text": "bad night at the casino so I can gamble"
},
{
"id": 810,
"start": 2208.97,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "much yeah um but yeah I can't I don't"
},
{
"id": 811,
"start": 2211.819,
"duration": 3.601,
"text": "know if I'm never gonna be able to be"
},
{
"id": 812,
"start": 2213.17,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "able to do that don't think it's crazy I"
},
{
"id": 813,
"start": 2215.42,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "don't like flying though either so"
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{
"id": 814,
"start": 2216.71,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "that's the yeah so what bus life has"
},
{
"id": 815,
"start": 2219.71,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "really enabled your lifestyle choices"
},
{
"id": 816,
"start": 2222.02,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "dude it's me I'm so much healthier on"
},
{
"id": 817,
"start": 2224,
"duration": 4.22,
"text": "this [ __ ] bus than I've ever been"
},
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"id": 818,
"start": 2225.38,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "let's talk about it it's great because"
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"start": 2228.22,
"duration": 3.58,
"text": "here's what we know I was trying to"
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"id": 820,
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"duration": 2.37,
"text": "figure out like why I'm not getting"
},
{
"id": 821,
"start": 2231.8,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "hungover and I'm not getting [ __ ]"
},
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"id": 822,
"start": 2233.27,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "super wasted at night it's because"
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{
"id": 823,
"start": 2235.76,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "you're going to the tour bus and"
},
{
"id": 824,
"start": 2237.14,
"duration": 3.659,
"text": "drinking it's kinda like drinking at"
},
{
"id": 825,
"start": 2238.88,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "your house and so then you go I'm tired"
},
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"id": 826,
"start": 2240.799,
"duration": 2.641,
"text": "I'm going to bed"
},
{
"id": 827,
"start": 2241.46,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "as opposed to what would normally happen"
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"id": 828,
"start": 2243.44,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "on the roads you go you hit the club and"
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"id": 829,
"start": 2245.48,
"duration": 2.849,
"text": "then everyone will go ends up at a bar"
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"id": 830,
"start": 2246.74,
"duration": 2.609,
"text": "and then you're a bar and everyone's"
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"id": 831,
"start": 2248.329,
"duration": 3.571,
"text": "like alright we're gonna go and you're"
},
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"id": 832,
"start": 2249.349,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "like one more we'd get one more and then"
},
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"id": 833,
"start": 2251.9,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "you get well you go back to your place"
},
{
"id": 834,
"start": 2253.099,
"duration": 3.931,
"text": "maybe open one there and for here you"
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{
"id": 835,
"start": 2255.14,
"duration": 3.179,
"text": "just get like you go I'm going back to"
},
{
"id": 836,
"start": 2257.03,
"duration": 3.15,
"text": "my room and you just go to sleep"
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{
"id": 837,
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"duration": 4.74,
"text": "I loved it that are you getting better"
},
{
"id": 838,
"start": 2260.18,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "asleep [ __ ] amazing yeah I think we"
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"id": 839,
"start": 2263.059,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "have I don't know what kind of matches"
},
{
"id": 840,
"start": 2264.41,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "yeah but it's that one of those like"
},
{
"id": 841,
"start": 2266.18,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "fits your body like you you're"
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"text": "tempur-pedic like it's kind of like a"
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"id": 846,
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"text": "chocolate fountains yeah do you have a"
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"id": 847,
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"duration": 3,
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"id": 848,
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"id": 849,
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"duration": 5.729,
"text": "no we've two bathroom okay yes like no"
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"id": 850,
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"text": "do you [ __ ] in your tour bus now we"
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"id": 851,
"start": 2293.119,
"duration": 2.641,
"text": "don't see in our tour bus I tell you the"
},
{
"id": 852,
"start": 2294.68,
"duration": 3.179,
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},
{
"id": 853,
"start": 2295.76,
"duration": 3.27,
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},
{
"id": 854,
"start": 2297.859,
"duration": 2.791,
"text": "condom okay"
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{
"id": 855,
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"duration": 4.23,
"text": "what you do know it's like a hot bag"
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{
"id": 856,
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"duration": 4.05,
"text": "yeah yeah you take it and you put it"
},
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"id": 857,
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"duration": 3.569,
"text": "around the seed yeah and then"
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"id": 858,
"start": 2304.7,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "got like a little like thing here will"
},
{
"id": 859,
"start": 2306.829,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "you [ __ ] into this bag it's almost done"
},
{
"id": 860,
"start": 2308.69,
"duration": 2.97,
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},
{
"id": 861,
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"duration": 3.03,
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},
{
"id": 862,
"start": 2311.66,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "just bag it and throw it in the trash"
},
{
"id": 863,
"start": 2312.98,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "yeah yeah I mean people do really / ill"
},
{
"id": 864,
"start": 2314.96,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "yeah yeah it's called hot pot bagging"
},
{
"id": 865,
"start": 2316.88,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "yeah really yeah yeah that you're [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 866,
"start": 2318.5,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "in the bag on the bus oh boy you just"
},
{
"id": 867,
"start": 2320.06,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "buy like a two million dollar bus like"
},
{
"id": 868,
"start": 2321.38,
"duration": 1.89,
"text": "Brian Regan and then you can just [ __ ]"
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{
"id": 869,
"start": 2322.7,
"duration": 2.43,
"text": "on your bus"
},
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"id": 870,
"start": 2323.27,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "why is he cuz he as the state of the art"
},
{
"id": 871,
"start": 2325.13,
"duration": 4.199,
"text": "they they have like a grinder and all"
},
{
"id": 872,
"start": 2326.96,
"duration": 4.379,
"text": "types of yeah yeah cliches on his bus I"
},
{
"id": 873,
"start": 2329.329,
"duration": 4.201,
"text": "I will do it oh I would do a TV show"
},
{
"id": 874,
"start": 2331.339,
"duration": 4.081,
"text": "based on tour buses I'm obsessed with"
},
{
"id": 875,
"start": 2333.53,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "tour buses I mean the really nice ones"
},
{
"id": 876,
"start": 2335.42,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "are really nice are you like on it like"
},
{
"id": 877,
"start": 2339.05,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "I think mine's probably low-end my okay"
},
{
"id": 878,
"start": 2341.96,
"duration": 3.869,
"text": "so I have four different tour buses yeah"
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"id": 879,
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"duration": 2.52,
"text": "well yeah because I didn't"
},
{
"id": 880,
"start": 2345.829,
"duration": 2.911,
"text": "there's weeks where it doesn't make"
},
{
"id": 881,
"start": 2347.15,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "sense for like I'm when I'm doing tampon"
},
{
"id": 882,
"start": 2348.74,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "Lauderdale I'm like I don't want a tour"
},
{
"id": 883,
"start": 2350.06,
"duration": 5.12,
"text": "bus for that week I do though yeah I'm"
},
{
"id": 884,
"start": 2352.25,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "like I don't want to tour bus for this"
},
{
"id": 885,
"start": 2355.18,
"duration": 5.439,
"text": "week where I have Portland Maine and"
},
{
"id": 886,
"start": 2358.76,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "then I have you just slide it for a lot"
},
{
"id": 887,
"start": 2360.619,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "of them next there you gonna drive I"
},
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"id": 888,
"start": 2361.97,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "don't know I don't know yet Oh see for"
},
{
"id": 889,
"start": 2364.099,
"duration": 3.601,
"text": "me driving it makes it easier on my"
},
{
"id": 890,
"start": 2366.29,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "stomach like I just yeah I mean I"
},
{
"id": 891,
"start": 2367.7,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "probably will that's a three for far"
},
{
"id": 892,
"start": 2371.18,
"duration": 5.189,
"text": "yeah yeah yeah so what I'm saying is so"
},
{
"id": 893,
"start": 2374.72,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "those weeks don't but then I have weeks"
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"id": 894,
"start": 2376.369,
"duration": 4.71,
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"start": 2377.78,
"duration": 5.61,
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"id": 896,
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"duration": 4.321,
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"id": 897,
"start": 2383.39,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "companies Ford it all the different runs"
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"id": 898,
"start": 2385.4,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "can we hear them all and then I pulled"
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"duration": 4.59,
"text": "the trigger on that nicest one for a"
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"duration": 4.35,
"text": "couple runs so I'm gonna see what it's"
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"text": "like what the difference is yeah for"
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"duration": 4.379,
"text": "that bus that bus is state-of-the-art"
},
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"duration": 3.72,
"text": "though okay I want to I might hop on"
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"text": "your tour for that yeah just be on your"
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"id": 905,
"start": 2400.49,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "body but that bus is like it's way more"
},
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"id": 906,
"start": 2403.52,
"duration": 6.45,
"text": "than really yeah then like the one I'm"
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"id": 907,
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"duration": 5.7,
"text": "on now the guy so the guy goes uh you"
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"id": 908,
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"duration": 3.359,
"text": "know when youth like you know if you're"
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"id": 909,
"start": 2411.71,
"duration": 4.68,
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"id": 910,
"start": 2413.329,
"duration": 4.651,
"text": "something and you're like this doesn't I"
},
{
"id": 911,
"start": 2416.39,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "don't know if this is a this tastes"
},
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"id": 912,
"start": 2417.98,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "right but you'll second-guess yourself"
},
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"id": 913,
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "because like I don't really complain"
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"id": 914,
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"duration": 3.78,
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"id": 915,
"start": 2423.71,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "like you like I don't want to make a"
},
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"id": 916,
"start": 2424.7,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "thing of it yeah right so you go like I"
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"id": 917,
"start": 2427.13,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "think you like now something that was"
},
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"id": 918,
"start": 2428.75,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "wrong with this so like on the one of"
},
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"id": 919,
"start": 2431.27,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "the first like second night on this bus"
},
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"id": 920,
"start": 2433.55,
"duration": 3.25,
"text": "I was like man I feel like it's [ __ ]"
},
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"id": 921,
"start": 2436.13,
"duration": 3.79,
"text": "loud"
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"id": 922,
"start": 2436.8,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "back here like really loud you know yeah"
},
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"id": 923,
"start": 2439.92,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "so then I'm like weird the neck we're in"
},
{
"id": 924,
"start": 2442.32,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "the next city and he's like how was it"
},
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"id": 925,
"start": 2444.36,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "back there and I was like well I gotta"
},
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"id": 926,
"start": 2447.54,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "be honest man I I don't want to like"
},
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"id": 927,
"start": 2449.67,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "complain about it but it does seem"
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"id": 928,
"start": 2452.22,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "pretty loud he goes yes they need to"
},
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"id": 929,
"start": 2454.59,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "treat the new transmission dude"
},
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"id": 930,
"start": 2457.2,
"duration": 5.81,
"text": "I go like do you know this he was like"
},
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"id": 931,
"start": 2460.23,
"duration": 5.82,
"text": "oh yeah I told him you know and they"
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"id": 932,
"start": 2463.01,
"duration": 5.41,
"text": "they rotated the tires they replaced the"
},
{
"id": 933,
"start": 2466.05,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "rear axle but she's got some miles on"
},
{
"id": 934,
"start": 2468.42,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "her and she really needs some work and I"
},
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"id": 935,
"start": 2470.25,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "was like Jesus"
},
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"id": 936,
"start": 2471.18,
"duration": 6.75,
"text": "so does this happen soon or one second"
},
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"id": 937,
"start": 2474.57,
"duration": 6.63,
"text": "doesn't he's like Adam now I'm like okay"
},
{
"id": 938,
"start": 2477.93,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "and then it was like it was like hey"
},
{
"id": 939,
"start": 2481.2,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "this water didn't really heat up he's"
},
{
"id": 940,
"start": 2482.7,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "like yeah the plug came and I told him"
},
{
"id": 941,
"start": 2484.44,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "the soundbar also came to attached and"
},
{
"id": 942,
"start": 2486.54,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "his TV is not working anymore and I'm"
},
{
"id": 943,
"start": 2487.95,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "like thank God so when like do I do I"
},
{
"id": 944,
"start": 2491.73,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "deal with this yeah just till it's fixed"
},
{
"id": 945,
"start": 2493.74,
"duration": 7.95,
"text": "oh my god [ __ ] that I know but I mean"
},
{
"id": 946,
"start": 2497.16,
"duration": 9.33,
"text": "you know really cigar Wi-Fi egg then the"
},
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"id": 947,
"start": 2501.69,
"duration": 6.57,
"text": "Wi-Fi the guy here's the thing that what"
},
{
"id": 948,
"start": 2506.49,
"duration": 5.21,
"text": "a difference like a nice like great"
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"id": 949,
"start": 2508.26,
"duration": 7.08,
"text": "driver makes yeah the guy's the best and"
},
{
"id": 950,
"start": 2511.7,
"duration": 5.71,
"text": "you know it's not like it's not that big"
},
{
"id": 951,
"start": 2515.34,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "like I fall asleep I get up we're in the"
},
{
"id": 952,
"start": 2517.41,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "next city I'm like I don't care man yeah"
},
{
"id": 953,
"start": 2519.12,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "you're sleeping anyways yeah I'm like"
},
{
"id": 954,
"start": 2520.59,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "it's not that big of a deal it there's"
},
{
"id": 955,
"start": 2522.21,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "[ __ ] like like when the soundbar did"
},
{
"id": 956,
"start": 2524.67,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "work on the TV the sound bar was dope"
},
{
"id": 957,
"start": 2526.95,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "like job like you could watch movies and"
},
{
"id": 958,
"start": 2529.47,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "like I was I was digging that but for"
},
{
"id": 959,
"start": 2531.42,
"duration": 6.72,
"text": "the most part this bus has been falling"
},
{
"id": 960,
"start": 2535.32,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "dude and he'll fix it probably as I hop"
},
{
"id": 961,
"start": 2538.14,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "on that other bus no I want to see what"
},
{
"id": 962,
"start": 2540.33,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "it's I wouldn't mind splurging in order"
},
{
"id": 963,
"start": 2542.55,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "to get mine I had to have it for the"
},
{
"id": 964,
"start": 2544.02,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "whole three months yeah that makes sense"
},
{
"id": 965,
"start": 2545.43,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "it's good I wanted to wrap it which"
},
{
"id": 966,
"start": 2546.78,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "might have been a miscalculation no wait"
},
{
"id": 967,
"start": 2549.42,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "we let's talk about the rat bird move it"
},
{
"id": 968,
"start": 2551.97,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "is joe said that to me last night he"
},
{
"id": 969,
"start": 2554.67,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "goes yeah what's up is you [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 970,
"start": 2556.59,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "wrapping it and that kind of like I"
},
{
"id": 971,
"start": 2557.88,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "couldn't do that man I'm too low-key I"
},
{
"id": 972,
"start": 2559.35,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "go yeah I don't think I would do that"
},
{
"id": 973,
"start": 2560.79,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "again in the future although I know I"
},
{
"id": 974,
"start": 2562.41,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "now will cuz yeah it's dude it is"
},
{
"id": 975,
"start": 2565.65,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "literally people just knocking on the"
},
{
"id": 976,
"start": 2567.3,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "door at any hour you've gotta be"
},
{
"id": 977,
"start": 2568.92,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "[ __ ] what come in it's weird he's"
},
{
"id": 978,
"start": 2571.5,
"duration": 5.91,
"text": "bird in there like yeah he's sleeping"
},
{
"id": 979,
"start": 2573.84,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "wait wake him up you somebody all day"
},
{
"id": 980,
"start": 2577.41,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "right no we're doing these ridiculous"
},
{
"id": 981,
"start": 2579.57,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "posts to each other yeah my bus was in"
},
{
"id": 982,
"start": 2581.67,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "DC we driven through mind you Jersey"
},
{
"id": 983,
"start": 2584.76,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "Pittsburgh since he Cleveland land in DC"
},
{
"id": 984,
"start": 2587.04,
"duration": 5.06,
"text": "it's filthy yeah and they wrote tour bus"
},
{
"id": 985,
"start": 2589.68,
"duration": 8.16,
"text": "champ in the dirt are you serious"
},
{
"id": 986,
"start": 2592.1,
"duration": 7.9,
"text": "hilarious the I I getting the the face"
},
{
"id": 987,
"start": 2597.84,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "on it the first night I realized it was"
},
{
"id": 988,
"start": 2600,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "like there's people waiting outside the"
},
{
"id": 989,
"start": 2601.59,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "bus and you're trying to get in the"
},
{
"id": 990,
"start": 2602.55,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "venue and I was like oh this is a"
},
{
"id": 991,
"start": 2604.38,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "horrible [ __ ] idea and then knowing"
},
{
"id": 992,
"start": 2606.57,
"duration": 2.28,
"text": "that people not know that that's where"
},
{
"id": 993,
"start": 2608.55,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "you are"
},
{
"id": 994,
"start": 2608.85,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "I I wasn't comfortable then by tanmaya"
},
{
"id": 995,
"start": 2612.12,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "by the time we got to Tampa recently and"
},
{
"id": 996,
"start": 2613.71,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "Atlanta I loved it I was like well it"
},
{
"id": 997,
"start": 2616.56,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "started being like people are taking"
},
{
"id": 998,
"start": 2617.67,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "pictures of them outside the bus that"
},
{
"id": 999,
"start": 2619.62,
"duration": 2.13,
"text": "was cool"
},
{
"id": 1000,
"start": 2620.22,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "like people would rip their shirts off"
},
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"id": 1001,
"start": 2621.75,
"duration": 2.28,
"text": "and take pictures outside it and I was"
},
{
"id": 1002,
"start": 2623.16,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "like oh that's awesome"
},
{
"id": 1003,
"start": 2624.03,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "and then I'm gonna never wear a shirt"
},
{
"id": 1004,
"start": 2626.22,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "again I know in your career yeah I mean"
},
{
"id": 1005,
"start": 2628.35,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "you're gonna be hopefully 80 years old"
},
{
"id": 1006,
"start": 2631.35,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "and you're gonna have to be like the"
},
{
"id": 1007,
"start": 2632.88,
"duration": 14.97,
"text": "shirtless the geriatric economic guy"
},
{
"id": 1008,
"start": 2634.86,
"duration": 15.96,
"text": "you're gonna be all soggy mantas colony"
},
{
"id": 1009,
"start": 2647.85,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "store I think if I just did sit-ups yeah"
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"text": "wearing no you had what's the shirt is"
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{
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{
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{
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"text": "buddy that's your dog I don't know it's"
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"text": "really cool everyone lightened him up"
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{
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"duration": 3.06,
"text": "joke that's what kills me about it is"
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"text": "like some people get to choke and it's"
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"duration": 3.12,
"text": "funny some people really don't have a"
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"duration": 3.3,
"text": "sense of humor it's like it's almost"
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"duration": 4.08,
"text": "then you're just like oh man you've got"
},
{
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"duration": 4.26,
"text": "doing this right at all the nuance of"
},
{
"id": 1032,
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"duration": 3.45,
"text": "the whole thing someone painted a"
},
{
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"duration": 3.72,
"text": "picture of outcast they're like hey I'm"
},
{
"id": 1034,
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "a just poster for your boss and so I had"
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{
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"text": "to limb please I have it is a big user"
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{
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"duration": 5.64,
"text": "of outcasts above my bed it's weird very"
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{
"id": 1037,
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"duration": 5.76,
"text": "weird yeah yeah do you have those"
},
{
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"duration": 5.34,
"text": "pictures of like the look-alikes so"
},
{
"id": 1039,
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"duration": 3.42,
"text": "remember how we had Gerard Depardieu at"
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{
"id": 1040,
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"duration": 3.6,
"text": "one time do you think you kind of look"
},
{
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"duration": 4.38,
"text": "like this off yeah no you don't think"
},
{
"id": 1042,
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"duration": 3.3,
"text": "you look like him baby blue just like"
},
{
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"text": "your what about him in the white shirt"
},
{
"id": 1044,
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"duration": 1.77,
"text": "though"
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{
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"duration": 2.7,
"text": "well there's Kendall feet no wait"
},
{
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"duration": 3.21,
"text": "they're not even remotely but like in"
},
{
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"duration": 2.34,
"text": "the smile and like no energy not even"
},
{
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"duration": 6.45,
"text": "close"
},
{
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"duration": 8.1,
"text": "no no but put a beard on him no kind of"
},
{
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"duration": 5.64,
"text": "have his build a little bit you right"
},
{
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"duration": 5.34,
"text": "there you look like that"
},
{
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"duration": 3.36,
"text": "alone oh that was a weak you a died you"
},
{
"id": 1053,
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"duration": 5.16,
"text": "don't look like it more like that than I"
},
{
"id": 1054,
"start": 2749.2,
"duration": 6.6,
"text": "look like that last night Annie Lederman"
},
{
"id": 1055,
"start": 2752.83,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "goes she touches my belly's goes oh yeah"
},
{
"id": 1056,
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"duration": 3.9,
"text": "that's right I forgot you were fat she"
},
{
"id": 1057,
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"duration": 4.5,
"text": "goes you're like hard fat Tom's like a"
},
{
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"duration": 6,
"text": "soft fat right now yeah he's a gentle"
},
{
"id": 1059,
"start": 2762.07,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "fat yeah yeah it's awful my podcast you"
},
{
"id": 1060,
"start": 2765.7,
"duration": 2.37,
"text": "did it was a long time ago did you"
},
{
"id": 1061,
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"duration": 2.76,
"text": "really"
},
{
"id": 1062,
"start": 2768.07,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "when was just me doing all the audio and"
},
{
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"duration": 2.82,
"text": "stuff so I bring them in the podcast I"
},
{
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"duration": 2.94,
"text": "start the podcast he brings a girl with"
},
{
"id": 1065,
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"duration": 2.52,
"text": "him and the first thing he says it's"
},
{
"id": 1066,
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"duration": 3.36,
"text": "show him your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1067,
"start": 2775.66,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "what oh my couch like she like took her"
},
{
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"text": "[ __ ] out on my couch on my leather"
},
{
"id": 1069,
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"duration": 5,
"text": "couch like the weather you know that's"
},
{
"id": 1070,
"start": 2782.44,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "nikki Haley the former UN Ambassador"
},
{
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"duration": 4.51,
"text": "that woman right there"
},
{
"id": 1072,
"start": 2786.25,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "no yeah she I don't think that's"
},
{
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "accurate that's that's who she is no"
},
{
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"duration": 3.49,
"text": "yeah she's gonna do a speaking tour"
},
{
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"duration": 4.61,
"text": "pretty soon"
},
{
"id": 1076,
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"duration": 5.53,
"text": "uh-huh yeah yeah can't we be here with"
},
{
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"duration": 6.57,
"text": "yes the same way God gave her vocal"
},
{
"id": 1078,
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"duration": 5.55,
"text": "cords to you don't you look like that no"
},
{
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"duration": 3.69,
"text": "not at all do you think you're gonna"
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{
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"duration": 4.98,
"text": "look like that no I hate when I go I"
},
{
"id": 1081,
"start": 2808.11,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "hate when I see you know that guy Vance"
},
{
"id": 1082,
"start": 2810.66,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "Hines is almost skinnier than me now"
},
{
"id": 1083,
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"duration": 4.14,
"text": "yeah it's Vance this is pretty great"
},
{
"id": 1084,
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"duration": 2.88,
"text": "it's by the way hold on I have to okay"
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{
"id": 1085,
"start": 2816.54,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "well we're gonna make fun of this but I"
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{
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "have to say at the very beginning he's"
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{
"id": 1087,
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"duration": 4.2,
"text": "put an amazing [ __ ] work to get where"
},
{
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"duration": 3.63,
"text": "he is of course I'm not like I'm gonna"
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{
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"duration": 3.18,
"text": "we're gonna make jokes about it I'm sure"
},
{
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"duration": 3.39,
"text": "but like I am so impressed with this"
},
{
"id": 1091,
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"duration": 3.09,
"text": "guy's [ __ ] mindset hey you don't know"
},
{
"id": 1092,
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"duration": 3.45,
"text": "anything about this van science guy now"
},
{
"id": 1093,
"start": 2830.52,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "okay this goes back to the original"
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{
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"duration": 6.93,
"text": "weight-loss challenge right this minute"
},
{
"id": 1095,
"start": 2835.2,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "no I think it goes to sober October go"
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{
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"start": 2839.55,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "sober October because that weight loss"
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"duration": 5.76,
"text": "challenge he he started his weight-loss"
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{
"id": 1098,
"start": 2843.66,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "journey right in November I think a full"
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{
"id": 1099,
"start": 2846.84,
"duration": 7.71,
"text": "year ago okay okay and so or more more"
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{
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"duration": 6.06,
"text": "than a year ago now but I said on the"
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{
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"duration": 3.87,
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},
{
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"duration": 4.47,
"text": "under five hours which I didn't I ran it"
},
{
"id": 1103,
"start": 2858.42,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "in 533 but yeah in building up to the"
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{
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"duration": 4.17,
"text": "marathon I ran a half marathon and Vance"
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{
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"duration": 3.72,
"text": "Hines listen to the sober October listen"
},
{
"id": 1106,
"start": 2864.84,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "to the fat shaming listen to all that"
},
{
"id": 1107,
"start": 2866.13,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "but he saw me run the half marathon and"
},
{
"id": 1108,
"start": 2868.71,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "then literally was like well [ __ ] if"
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{
"id": 1109,
"start": 2871.11,
"duration": 4.94,
"text": "Burt can do that I can do something and"
},
{
"id": 1110,
"start": 2872.85,
"duration": 7.14,
"text": "so he started trying to work out he was"
},
{
"id": 1111,
"start": 2876.05,
"duration": 8.23,
"text": "475 pounds and today he's like 4 to 250"
},
{
"id": 1112,
"start": 2879.99,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "wow he looks amazing awesome but then he"
},
{
"id": 1113,
"start": 2884.28,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "came and did my podcast with Diamond"
},
{
"id": 1114,
"start": 2885.72,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "Dallas Page in Atlanta at the Tabernacle"
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{
"id": 1115,
"start": 2887.64,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "by the way [ __ ] tabernacle awesome"
},
{
"id": 1116,
"start": 2890.37,
"duration": 2.7,
"text": "this awareness venue in the entire world"
},
{
"id": 1117,
"start": 2891.6,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "did you know that was a white church it"
},
{
"id": 1118,
"start": 2893.07,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "was a Baptist Church is all white church"
},
{
"id": 1119,
"start": 2895.53,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "I thought was an old black church no I"
},
{
"id": 1120,
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"duration": 3.81,
"text": "didn't know that first it was Baptist"
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{
"id": 1121,
"start": 2899.31,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "that yeah and I said to them I go so"
},
{
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"duration": 3.51,
"text": "this should be an all-black Church and"
},
{
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"start": 2902.52,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "they go no I said what do you mean they"
},
{
"id": 1124,
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"duration": 2.82,
"text": "go it was a white church and I was like"
},
{
"id": 1125,
"start": 2906.15,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "well it's the tabernacle they're like"
},
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"id": 1126,
"start": 2907.74,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "yeah what what part of them the 1900s do"
},
{
"id": 1127,
"start": 2911.04,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "you think they let black people come in"
},
{
"id": 1128,
"start": 2912.42,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "here oh yeah oh yeah and they go you see"
},
{
"id": 1129,
"start": 2914.88,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "Martin Luther King's church it's like a"
},
{
"id": 1130,
"start": 2916.2,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "box do you think they had this one too"
},
{
"id": 1131,
"start": 2918.51,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "and Martin Luther King chose to preach"
},
{
"id": 1132,
"start": 2920.25,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "in a box I was like oh I never even"
},
{
"id": 1133,
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"duration": 2.94,
"text": "realized that no like yeah this was"
},
{
"id": 1134,
"start": 2923.55,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "primarily filled with races white people"
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{
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"start": 2925.02,
"duration": 3.26,
"text": "I went oh that makes us a venue very"
},
{
"id": 1136,
"start": 2926.76,
"duration": 4.69,
"text": "different for me in my heart"
},
{
"id": 1137,
"start": 2928.28,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "and so um there came out wrong and so"
},
{
"id": 1138,
"start": 2931.45,
"duration": 6.73,
"text": "but uh but van signs in Diamond Dallas"
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{
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"start": 2934.31,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "Page comes in and he's like race to 200"
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{
"id": 1140,
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"duration": 3.63,
"text": "let's see you can get to 200 first and I"
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{
"id": 1141,
"start": 2939.92,
"duration": 6.35,
"text": "was like I'm never gonna [ __ ] catch"
},
{
"id": 1142,
"start": 2941.81,
"duration": 5.94,
"text": "you to 200 oh so what the guy that house"
},
{
"id": 1143,
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"duration": 3.85,
"text": "by the way"
},
{
"id": 1144,
"start": 2947.75,
"duration": 11.16,
"text": "hold on go on how far from 200 are you"
},
{
"id": 1145,
"start": 2950.12,
"duration": 10.77,
"text": "like solid forty fifty I can tell you"
},
{
"id": 1146,
"start": 2958.91,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "right now on my wedding zap okay I"
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{
"id": 1147,
"start": 2960.89,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "weighed in this morning on my wedding"
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{
"id": 1148,
"start": 2962.69,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "zap I don't look at it it just right"
},
{
"id": 1149,
"start": 2964.25,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "it's just on my phone oh you don't look"
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{
"id": 1150,
"start": 2967.19,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "at it no cuz I want to track it but I"
},
{
"id": 1151,
"start": 2968.72,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "want to track it I want to see it when"
},
{
"id": 1152,
"start": 2970.28,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "I'm skinny I don't see it now gosh oh my"
},
{
"id": 1153,
"start": 2972.53,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "a PI you get away on the scale goes"
},
{
"id": 1154,
"start": 2973.82,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "right to my phone and you don't take a"
},
{
"id": 1155,
"start": 2975.08,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "look there's nothing fun with your day"
},
{
"id": 1156,
"start": 2976.46,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "yeah yeah I just go affect your behavior"
},
{
"id": 1157,
"start": 2978.35,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "and any winnings Apple might have a"
},
{
"id": 1158,
"start": 2980.18,
"duration": 3.71,
"text": "winning scale on my bus and in my house"
},
{
"id": 1159,
"start": 2983.06,
"duration": 6.12,
"text": "okay"
},
{
"id": 1160,
"start": 2983.89,
"duration": 11.31,
"text": "to 45.8 okay so about I was to 45.9"
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{
"id": 1161,
"start": 2989.18,
"duration": 8.4,
"text": "yesterday 250 February 14th"
},
{
"id": 1162,
"start": 2995.2,
"duration": 5.35,
"text": "so so you're going down you're going"
},
{
"id": 1163,
"start": 2997.58,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "down but what so what are you doing laws"
},
{
"id": 1164,
"start": 3000.55,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "diarrhea no I am no I can't be honest"
},
{
"id": 1165,
"start": 3004.6,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "with you boys yeah I have no [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1166,
"start": 3005.98,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "idea how to lose weight yeah even when"
},
{
"id": 1167,
"start": 3007.78,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "I've lost weight I just do it like this"
},
{
"id": 1168,
"start": 3009.22,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "psyche on psychotic manic kind of way I"
},
{
"id": 1169,
"start": 3011.83,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "don't do it like a healthy yeah you"
},
{
"id": 1170,
"start": 3013.42,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "don't have a method but if you if you"
},
{
"id": 1171,
"start": 3015.25,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "okay let's talk to Joe no can he make a"
},
{
"id": 1172,
"start": 3017.74,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "method for you and could you stick to it"
},
{
"id": 1173,
"start": 3019.48,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "if someone wrote down here's what you're"
},
{
"id": 1174,
"start": 3020.8,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "gonna do this is what this is the"
},
{
"id": 1175,
"start": 3022.33,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "routine could you have a routine and"
},
{
"id": 1176,
"start": 3023.98,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "stick to it"
},
{
"id": 1177,
"start": 3024.91,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "yeah I can be I can be obsessive"
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{
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{
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"duration": 5.521,
"text": "the second show's over okay yeah so I go"
},
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"duration": 3.63,
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{
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{
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"text": "definitely coffee yeah okay me too a cup"
},
{
"id": 1224,
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"duration": 3.329,
"text": "of coffee we're gonna stage no booze"
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"duration": 2.13,
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"id": 1227,
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"duration": 5.1,
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"duration": 3.93,
"text": "bring a cocktail or beer out yeah never"
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "when I said what I say um when I was 22"
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"start": 3146.42,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "years old I got Bob the Russian mafia"
},
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"id": 1231,
"start": 3147.53,
"duration": 2.819,
"text": "here's how it happened they cheer and"
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{
"id": 1232,
"start": 3149.18,
"duration": 2.159,
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"start": 3150.349,
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"text": "first thing to them and that's your"
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{
"id": 1234,
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"duration": 3,
"text": "closer is why you guys all to the"
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{
"id": 1235,
"start": 3152.96,
"duration": 3.389,
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"id": 1236,
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"duration": 3.27,
"text": "you have like 10 minutes and then you 40"
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{
"id": 1237,
"start": 3156.349,
"duration": 3.181,
"text": "minutes and I get I get I'll get a"
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"id": 1238,
"start": 3157.609,
"duration": 3.091,
"text": "little bit of a buzz oddly enough I know"
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"id": 1239,
"start": 3159.53,
"duration": 3.089,
"text": "that people think that I wouldn't but"
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"id": 1240,
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"duration": 3.48,
"text": "even in that 14 minutes just having a"
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"id": 1241,
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"duration": 3.74,
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"id": 1242,
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"text": "like it's almost like a performance of a"
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"id": 1244,
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"duration": 5.19,
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"id": 1245,
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"id": 1246,
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"duration": 4.5,
"text": "during I just in my head I can't drink"
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"id": 1247,
"start": 3176.39,
"duration": 4.229,
"text": "before it makes me we did it in Vegas we"
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"id": 1248,
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"duration": 3.84,
"text": "tried the mimosas and I'll do it on like"
},
{
"id": 1249,
"start": 3180.619,
"duration": 4.891,
"text": "an overnight flight I'll drink that"
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"id": 1250,
"start": 3182.54,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "evening but I have to be sober I can't"
},
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"id": 1251,
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"duration": 3.54,
"text": "be having beers getting on stage yeah I"
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"id": 1252,
"start": 3187.16,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "just give a shitty show I usually have"
},
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"id": 1253,
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"duration": 4.51,
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"id": 1254,
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"duration": 5.28,
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"id": 1255,
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"duration": 5.38,
"text": "sometimes it's to myself what do you do"
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"text": "after the show that's fine"
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"duration": 3.42,
"text": "so-so but I mean alright so because"
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{
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"duration": 5.04,
"text": "we're both on buses it's basically like"
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"duration": 4.7,
"text": "this it's like if so the second show"
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"id": 1261,
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"text": "will end I'll go to the green room"
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"id": 1262,
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"text": "whoever's with me will be hanging out in"
},
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"id": 1263,
"start": 3213.66,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "there music I have like a speaker so"
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{
"id": 1264,
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"duration": 4.71,
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"id": 1265,
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"text": "talk about jokes and then if I feel like"
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"id": 1266,
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{
"id": 1267,
"start": 3223.08,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "we have a post-show meal so I have a"
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"id": 1268,
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},
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"id": 1269,
"start": 3226.17,
"duration": 3.9,
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"id": 1270,
"start": 3228.12,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "after the show yeah and then it's like"
},
{
"id": 1271,
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"duration": 4.89,
"text": "what how important is the transportation"
},
{
"id": 1272,
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"duration": 6.06,
"text": "if it's like we got to get going like"
},
{
"id": 1273,
"start": 3234.96,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "we'll get on the bus and you know if I"
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{
"id": 1274,
"start": 3237.84,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "could like I said if it's like I feel"
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"id": 1275,
"start": 3239.07,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "like having a drink that night we have a"
},
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"id": 1276,
"start": 3240.33,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "drink sit around some nice I don't so"
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{
"id": 1277,
"start": 3242.91,
"duration": 6.24,
"text": "sometimes I'll hit a like a vape pen you"
},
{
"id": 1278,
"start": 3246.87,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "know do you like to vape dad yeah even a"
},
{
"id": 1279,
"start": 3249.15,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "mild edible I like mild ones so I keep"
},
{
"id": 1280,
"start": 3251.94,
"duration": 6.9,
"text": "it like real buzz level you know not"
},
{
"id": 1281,
"start": 3253.71,
"duration": 6.14,
"text": "[ __ ] up a little different yeah go"
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{
"id": 1282,
"start": 3258.84,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "ahead"
},
{
"id": 1283,
"start": 3259.85,
"duration": 7.03,
"text": "tell us the truth man's not here it's"
},
{
"id": 1284,
"start": 3265.35,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "not LeAnn I'm worried about how are you"
},
{
"id": 1285,
"start": 3266.88,
"duration": 9.54,
"text": "worried about okay everyone else oh they"
},
{
"id": 1286,
"start": 3269.64,
"duration": 8.79,
"text": "know drink on stage for the second show"
},
{
"id": 1287,
"start": 3276.42,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "starts when I tell the Machine story I"
},
{
"id": 1288,
"start": 3278.43,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "go backstage and then backstage I'll"
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"id": 1289,
"start": 3281.04,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "have another drink like sitting back"
},
{
"id": 1290,
"start": 3282.42,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "there we do like you know like a"
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{
"id": 1291,
"start": 3284.64,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "15-minute chill-out people come"
},
{
"id": 1292,
"start": 3286.11,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "backstage for backstage passes like"
},
{
"id": 1293,
"start": 3288,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "friends or well you know whatever and"
},
{
"id": 1294,
"start": 3289.89,
"duration": 2.7,
"text": "have a drink with them and then I'll"
},
{
"id": 1295,
"start": 3291.69,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "take that drink out to the"
},
{
"id": 1296,
"start": 3292.59,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "meet-and-greet to the meet-and-greet of"
},
{
"id": 1297,
"start": 3294.21,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "course makes sense yeah and then and"
},
{
"id": 1298,
"start": 3296.58,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "then what I've been doing a lot lately"
},
{
"id": 1299,
"start": 3298.8,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "is going is telling everyone on the show"
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "where I'm gonna go drink and then"
},
{
"id": 1301,
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"duration": 2.64,
"text": "everyone goes and I meets me at a bar"
},
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"id": 1302,
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"duration": 4.74,
"text": "yeah it's different"
},
{
"id": 1303,
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"duration": 5.49,
"text": "Wow that sounds like my nightmare it's"
},
{
"id": 1304,
"start": 3308.76,
"duration": 2.93,
"text": "not that bad if you can't connect right"
},
{
"id": 1305,
"start": 3310.59,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "oh right"
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"id": 1306,
"start": 3311.69,
"duration": 3.61,
"text": "associated with yeah if you're one of"
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"start": 3313.56,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "those people that that can get into you"
},
{
"id": 1308,
"start": 3315.3,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "yeah then it will get into you I would"
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"id": 1309,
"start": 3317.19,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "have to leave a lot more if I had to do"
},
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"id": 1310,
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"id": 1312,
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"id": 1313,
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"id": 1316,
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"id": 1317,
"start": 3332.44,
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},
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"id": 1319,
"start": 3337.75,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "meet me over there and I'll see you over"
},
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"duration": 2.55,
"text": "there"
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"duration": 5.01,
"text": "with anyone people I won't let people"
},
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"id": 1324,
"start": 3346.09,
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"text": "buy me drinks that is nice I go and I'll"
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"start": 3350.71,
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"text": "bucks each and just say hey thanks I'm"
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"id": 1327,
"start": 3352.69,
"duration": 1.56,
"text": "sorry that I [ __ ] swamps your bar"
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"id": 1328,
"start": 3353.95,
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"text": "tonight"
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"id": 1329,
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"id": 1330,
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"text": "me and just give me like in when we did"
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"id": 1331,
"start": 3358.42,
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"text": "it in Boston we went to the that place"
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"text": "right down the street I forget the name"
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{
"id": 1333,
"start": 3361.81,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "of it and I did they didn't have Tito's"
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"id": 1334,
"start": 3364.72,
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"text": "and soda so I just drank beer but I"
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"id": 1336,
"start": 3368.56,
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"id": 1338,
"start": 3371.29,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "leaner and so that's but yeah but then"
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"id": 1339,
"start": 3373.75,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "we get on the bus you got a nice handle"
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"id": 1340,
"start": 3375.16,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "with you here I brought you know"
},
{
"id": 1341,
"start": 3376.87,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "Tito's is always nice enough to send me"
},
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"id": 1342,
"start": 3378.64,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "handles all the time that's nice I have"
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"id": 1343,
"start": 3380.5,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "maybe I have maybe nineteen bottles of"
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"id": 1344,
"start": 3382.93,
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"text": "Tito's at my tour bus really I have so"
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"text": "much goddamn Tito's on my tour bus you"
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"id": 1355,
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"duration": 4.53,
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"duration": 3.81,
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"duration": 2.94,
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"start": 3439.72,
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"start": 3441.55,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "talking but you're not getting nap"
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"id": 1373,
"start": 3443.11,
"duration": 5.28,
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"id": 1374,
"start": 3445.6,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "the bus I think my drinking all the"
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{
"id": 1375,
"start": 3448.39,
"duration": 3.57,
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"id": 1376,
"start": 3449.77,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "i eating I was really good the first run"
},
{
"id": 1377,
"start": 3451.96,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "and then it just [ __ ] I started to do"
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"id": 1378,
"start": 3453.49,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "this like when because you know when you"
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{
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"start": 3455.38,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "when you get to the theaters they'll say"
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"id": 1380,
"start": 3456.67,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "like do you want food you know do you"
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{
"id": 1381,
"start": 3458.77,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "want to order pre-show meal just"
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{
"id": 1382,
"start": 3460.45,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "like an automated answer she's like yeah"
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{
"id": 1383,
"start": 3462.04,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "grilled chicken but like just this way"
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{
"id": 1384,
"start": 3464.41,
"duration": 3.689,
"text": "what gets delivered is good for you I"
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{
"id": 1385,
"start": 3466.27,
"duration": 5.49,
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"id": 1386,
"start": 3468.099,
"duration": 5.221,
"text": "yeah yeah when we were in Indianapolis"
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"id": 1387,
"start": 3471.76,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "made this great pizza place grunts I was"
},
{
"id": 1388,
"start": 3473.32,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "like yeah four pizzas huh what watch the"
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{
"id": 1389,
"start": 3475.99,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "NFC Championship an outdoor bus huh what"
},
{
"id": 1390,
"start": 3478.21,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "does this [ __ ] the wheels come off"
},
{
"id": 1391,
"start": 3480.28,
"duration": 6,
"text": "yeah is that Leanne I know it's like"
},
{
"id": 1392,
"start": 3483.04,
"duration": 9.15,
"text": "Mitch fate oh look at it what's going on"
},
{
"id": 1393,
"start": 3486.28,
"duration": 8.37,
"text": "there oh my god that's a dirt oh my god"
},
{
"id": 1394,
"start": 3492.19,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "is that fern yeah jerking off that's me"
},
{
"id": 1395,
"start": 3494.65,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "jerking off in a window yeah look at him"
},
{
"id": 1396,
"start": 3496.99,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "oh my god you've never seen this I'd"
},
{
"id": 1397,
"start": 3499.69,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "never seen that before"
},
{
"id": 1398,
"start": 3500.829,
"duration": 4.801,
"text": "that woman got almost got me fired you"
},
{
"id": 1399,
"start": 3502.75,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "never heard this story dad time you"
},
{
"id": 1400,
"start": 3505.63,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "checked off you never heard this story"
},
{
"id": 1401,
"start": 3506.92,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "for real no oh this is a good story"
},
{
"id": 1402,
"start": 3509.47,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "tell me so for those of you who are"
},
{
"id": 1403,
"start": 3511.96,
"duration": 3.629,
"text": "listening you did not see anything yeah"
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{
"id": 1404,
"start": 3514,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "that's true but what you did was from"
},
{
"id": 1405,
"start": 3515.589,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "the shield and those two act that's not"
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"id": 1406,
"start": 3517.57,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "real footage that's not real footage no"
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"duration": 2.371,
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{
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"start": 3521.32,
"duration": 1.92,
"text": "shield"
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{
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"start": 3521.71,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "I thought shows from the tour no no no"
},
{
"id": 1410,
"start": 3523.24,
"duration": 6.66,
"text": "no no so uh I the television show that"
},
{
"id": 1411,
"start": 3527.17,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "she the shield you were I was a [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1412,
"start": 3529.9,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "that was my role it said the [ __ ] what"
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{
"id": 1413,
"start": 3532.24,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "was the booking like iid actually didn't"
},
{
"id": 1414,
"start": 3534.76,
"duration": 4.079,
"text": "even have to read for it they just"
},
{
"id": 1415,
"start": 3535.78,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "booked me how great is it yeah Tommy"
},
{
"id": 1416,
"start": 3538.839,
"duration": 3.901,
"text": "just looked at me in they go he looks"
},
{
"id": 1417,
"start": 3540.01,
"duration": 5.67,
"text": "like a [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz the role was I"
},
{
"id": 1418,
"start": 3542.74,
"duration": 5.849,
"text": "was a guy who hired a black guy to [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1419,
"start": 3545.68,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "my wife and I like to jack off watching"
},
{
"id": 1420,
"start": 3548.589,
"duration": 3.871,
"text": "them [ __ ] on the outside dressed as a"
},
{
"id": 1421,
"start": 3550.03,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "DWP elf boy yeah guy this is pretty cool"
},
{
"id": 1422,
"start": 3552.46,
"duration": 3,
"text": "I like this very specific and I didn't"
},
{
"id": 1423,
"start": 3554.2,
"duration": 3.149,
"text": "even have to read for it they went yeah"
},
{
"id": 1424,
"start": 3555.46,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "they checks off the black guys [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1425,
"start": 3557.349,
"duration": 2.851,
"text": "his wife yeah"
},
{
"id": 1426,
"start": 3558.49,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "so how turned out would you be if that"
},
{
"id": 1427,
"start": 3560.2,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "were our thing not at all not at all"
},
{
"id": 1428,
"start": 3562.329,
"duration": 4.201,
"text": "really the idea of someone else [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1429,
"start": 3564.49,
"duration": 9.18,
"text": "Leanne is not turn me on what are you"
},
{
"id": 1430,
"start": 3566.53,
"duration": 9.12,
"text": "whoa was that you're opening your opener"
},
{
"id": 1431,
"start": 3573.67,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "no no that was I don't know what that"
},
{
"id": 1432,
"start": 3575.65,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "was from I'm offended by that kind of"
},
{
"id": 1433,
"start": 3577.75,
"duration": 8.25,
"text": "Christ it startled me I wasn't expecting"
},
{
"id": 1434,
"start": 3580.99,
"duration": 6.839,
"text": "to hear Bert saying oh wait what's a"
},
{
"id": 1435,
"start": 3586,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "turn-on for you and Leanne like what"
},
{
"id": 1436,
"start": 3587.829,
"duration": 3.79,
"text": "would you want to happen with Leanne"
},
{
"id": 1437,
"start": 3589.569,
"duration": 5.05,
"text": "nothing just me and her [ __ ] yeah"
},
{
"id": 1438,
"start": 3591.619,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "we're not Cato's those no there's no"
},
{
"id": 1439,
"start": 3594.619,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "like hot Girl Scout troop leader mom"
},
{
"id": 1440,
"start": 3596.989,
"duration": 4.951,
"text": "that you'd be like Olean we should oh no"
},
{
"id": 1441,
"start": 3599.869,
"duration": 6.331,
"text": "that was your go go to like you put her"
},
{
"id": 1442,
"start": 3601.94,
"duration": 6.929,
"text": "in the dog or like missionary yeah we"
},
{
"id": 1443,
"start": 3606.2,
"duration": 5.129,
"text": "did we did the 12 nights of Kama Sutra"
},
{
"id": 1444,
"start": 3608.869,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "in December yeah we did the 12 nights"
},
{
"id": 1445,
"start": 3611.329,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "Christmas with a group of friends so we"
},
{
"id": 1446,
"start": 3613.069,
"duration": 4.591,
"text": "had 12 parties in December and then on"
},
{
"id": 1447,
"start": 3616.249,
"duration": 2.911,
"text": "the photos every one of those nights and"
},
{
"id": 1448,
"start": 3617.66,
"duration": 3.389,
"text": "then the first night for you I said why"
},
{
"id": 1449,
"start": 3619.16,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "don't we as a group of friends do the 12"
},
{
"id": 1450,
"start": 3621.049,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "nights of Kama Sutra so every night we"
},
{
"id": 1451,
"start": 3622.64,
"duration": 3.689,
"text": "have a party we'll all send each other a"
},
{
"id": 1452,
"start": 3624.529,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "new Kama Sutra pose that we have to do"
},
{
"id": 1453,
"start": 3626.329,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "and then we'll send our notes back in"
},
{
"id": 1454,
"start": 3627.92,
"duration": 4.439,
"text": "the morning as a couple and not everyone"
},
{
"id": 1455,
"start": 3630.079,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "understood it properly the first couple"
},
{
"id": 1456,
"start": 3632.359,
"duration": 6.291,
"text": "gave their kids nikkor a benadryl yeah"
},
{
"id": 1457,
"start": 3636.619,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "and then did all 12 positions that night"
},
{
"id": 1458,
"start": 3638.65,
"duration": 6.189,
"text": "they'd knock their kids out and [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1459,
"start": 3640.969,
"duration": 5.431,
"text": "12 position yeah and so yeah it's not"
},
{
"id": 1460,
"start": 3644.839,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "always that but Liana and I did it we"
},
{
"id": 1461,
"start": 3646.4,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "did all them and it was [ __ ] awesome"
},
{
"id": 1462,
"start": 3647.749,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "really it was this one position that uh"
},
{
"id": 1463,
"start": 3650.21,
"duration": 7.44,
"text": "that she pulled up and it was so cool"
},
{
"id": 1464,
"start": 3653.779,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "imagine if imagine if you're sitting"
},
{
"id": 1465,
"start": 3657.65,
"duration": 4.469,
"text": "she's sitting on my lap but her legs are"
},
{
"id": 1466,
"start": 3659.359,
"duration": 4.771,
"text": "over to the side right mm-hmm now take"
},
{
"id": 1467,
"start": 3662.119,
"duration": 3.541,
"text": "that position and just fall back on the"
},
{
"id": 1468,
"start": 3664.13,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "bed so her backs on the bed and you're"
},
{
"id": 1469,
"start": 3665.66,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "on your side and her legs are up over"
},
{
"id": 1470,
"start": 3667.969,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "your legs does that make sense yes yeah"
},
{
"id": 1471,
"start": 3670.19,
"duration": 5.909,
"text": "I'm trying it was awesome it was awesome"
},
{
"id": 1472,
"start": 3673.759,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "but yeah I'm more bearing meat potatoes"
},
{
"id": 1473,
"start": 3676.099,
"duration": 4.291,
"text": "I just want to have regular sex yeah"
},
{
"id": 1474,
"start": 3677.779,
"duration": 6.78,
"text": "yeah I can see that he gained a guy or"
},
{
"id": 1475,
"start": 3680.39,
"duration": 10.679,
"text": "no never done not with her once in camp"
},
{
"id": 1476,
"start": 3684.559,
"duration": 7.05,
"text": "this guy nice guy or no no no I'd never"
},
{
"id": 1477,
"start": 3691.069,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "done anal"
},
{
"id": 1478,
"start": 3691.609,
"duration": 6.061,
"text": "yeah really yeah I tried okay"
},
{
"id": 1479,
"start": 3695.569,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "so wait you booked this role you so I"
},
{
"id": 1480,
"start": 3697.67,
"duration": 6.24,
"text": "booked this role and Chiklis is I think"
},
{
"id": 1481,
"start": 3701.839,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "Chiklis and this other guy are directing"
},
{
"id": 1482,
"start": 3703.91,
"duration": 6.179,
"text": "this episode but Chiklis is on set so I"
},
{
"id": 1483,
"start": 3707.479,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "I read the breakdown and I add a scene"
},
{
"id": 1484,
"start": 3710.089,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "and it's me watching my wife [ __ ] a"
},
{
"id": 1485,
"start": 3711.739,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "black dude right and the black guy and"
},
{
"id": 1486,
"start": 3713.719,
"duration": 3.991,
"text": "my wife were both in this house I see"
},
{
"id": 1487,
"start": 3715.789,
"duration": 3,
"text": "them in the house and so I just got into"
},
{
"id": 1488,
"start": 3717.71,
"duration": 3.68,
"text": "role and I started playing with my dick"
},
{
"id": 1489,
"start": 3718.789,
"duration": 6.781,
"text": "like legit playing with my dick right"
},
{
"id": 1490,
"start": 3721.39,
"duration": 6.94,
"text": "and they pull up and she gets outraged"
},
{
"id": 1491,
"start": 3725.57,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "lady yes this lady the real person she"
},
{
"id": 1492,
"start": 3728.33,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "calls cut because this is ridiculous"
},
{
"id": 1493,
"start": 3729.92,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "he's touching himself and in my head I'm"
},
{
"id": 1494,
"start": 3732.44,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "like I did I read this wrong I was like"
},
{
"id": 1495,
"start": 3734.48,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "I thought that it said to play I don't"
},
{
"id": 1496,
"start": 3736.31,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "like oh my god I'm so [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1497,
"start": 3737.33,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "embarrassed I've never acted in anything"
},
{
"id": 1498,
"start": 3739.07,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "before this is the first I ever acted in"
},
{
"id": 1499,
"start": 3740.69,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "this is when we were shooting hurt Bert"
},
{
"id": 1500,
"start": 3742.19,
"duration": 5.97,
"text": "by the way so she was I'm not gonna work"
},
{
"id": 1501,
"start": 3745.7,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "with him and show she moves they split"
},
{
"id": 1502,
"start": 3748.16,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "us up and Michael Chiklis and this other"
},
{
"id": 1503,
"start": 3751.34,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "guy forget the other guy's name come up"
},
{
"id": 1504,
"start": 3752.9,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "to me and I go hey man I'm really sorry"
},
{
"id": 1505,
"start": 3755.18,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "I think I misread this I do it again I"
},
{
"id": 1506,
"start": 3758,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "don't have to touch myself he was like"
},
{
"id": 1507,
"start": 3759.29,
"duration": 6.18,
"text": "no great choice I want really thank God"
},
{
"id": 1508,
"start": 3763.13,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "her [ __ ] her it's a great choice that's"
},
{
"id": 1509,
"start": 3765.47,
"duration": 1.83,
"text": "definitely what we want is a matter of"
},
{
"id": 1510,
"start": 3766.49,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "fact what we're gonna do is we're gonna"
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"text": "some tights when I move the camera round"
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"text": "second time to font-size yourself and"
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"text": "walked me the front door big black guy"
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"text": "like yeah dudes with her and then you"
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{
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"duration": 6.12,
"text": "find out that I like to have black guys"
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"duration": 6.33,
"text": "[ __ ] my wife yeah Wow"
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"duration": 4.14,
"text": "I know that all you're gonna do is"
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{
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"duration": 6.68,
"text": "intercuts my voice up I'd like to have"
},
{
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"text": "audio recorded there online make sure"
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"duration": 14.43,
"text": "you mark that by the way okay"
},
{
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"text": "doing an international good job man I"
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"duration": 6.81,
"text": "appreciate it man yeah thanks for"
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{
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"duration": 7.26,
"text": "killing these beers do you have it in"
},
{
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"duration": 3.72,
"text": "your audience people do they do y'all"
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{
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"duration": 4.44,
"text": "like Berta's fat when they see you or"
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"text": "is that the old Thomas fat the old tour"
},
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"text": "this up because I because obviously it's"
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"text": "[ __ ] day in the middle of my set goes"
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"text": "tell your n-word joke late word and the"
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"duration": 3.99,
"text": "n-word he but he said he's had the real"
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"text": "the cleanest white version of that use"
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"text": "of that word and then ruined the room it"
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{
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"duration": 6.27,
"text": "that you're a fan but I I'm not gonna"
},
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"duration": 4.98,
"text": "I'm not gonna do that and I just wish"
},
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"duration": 3.99,
"text": "you hadn't done that and it really reset"
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"text": "the room and I had to like win them back"
},
{
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"text": "and it was like [ __ ] nightmare"
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"text": "and greet and this black guy comes up to"
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"duration": 5.01,
"text": "me and he goes you never told it I said"
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"duration": 5.52,
"text": "ah it was a black guy doing a white guy"
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"start": 3977.9,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "voice yeah [ __ ] and I was like you"
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "might why didn't you tell him when you"
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"duration": 4.26,
"text": "were black he goes I don't care cuz he's"
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"start": 3984.98,
"duration": 4.349,
"text": "black he's like Oh"
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{
"id": 1592,
"start": 3986.69,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "yeah but it was [ __ ] a [ __ ] rific"
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{
"id": 1593,
"start": 3989.329,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "that was the one that sucked the most"
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"start": 3991.4,
"duration": 24.6,
"text": "but mostly people yelled tour bus"
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{
"id": 1595,
"start": 3992.599,
"duration": 25.111,
"text": "campers fat Mickey Mantle gene dude how"
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{
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"start": 4016,
"duration": 7.14,
"text": "about all this blackface showing up huh"
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"id": 1597,
"start": 4017.71,
"duration": 7.409,
"text": "yeah yeah there was there were yeah the"
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"text": "fashion stuff you're talking about oh no"
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"id": 1599,
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"duration": 4.141,
"text": "no I'm talking about all these [ __ ]"
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"text": "how [ __ ] comical is that the governor"
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"text": "gets caught in blackface the next guy"
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"text": "raped some women and allegedly and then"
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"duration": 6.72,
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{
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"duration": 7.829,
"text": "anyone a blackface in college and like"
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{
"id": 1608,
"start": 4048.01,
"duration": 11.359,
"text": "Florida or a nice no no our high school"
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{
"id": 1609,
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"duration": 8.221,
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"id": 1610,
"start": 4059.369,
"duration": 5.891,
"text": "came out to babies got back in all"
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"start": 4062.29,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "blackface wigs and gold chains finally"
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"id": 1612,
"start": 4065.26,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "there was a picture of it online there"
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"id": 1613,
"start": 4067.15,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "was a picture over the line I actually"
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"start": 4068.23,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "hit some of the chicks up was like hey"
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"start": 4069.7,
"duration": 3.419,
"text": "you guys worked with kids you might want"
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"id": 1616,
"start": 4071.56,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "to get rid of that picture one girl I"
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"start": 4073.119,
"duration": 3.631,
"text": "bet there's a picture online tagged"
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{
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"duration": 3.69,
"text": "herself she's like I love this thing no"
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"start": 4076.75,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "there's one girl that works with"
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"id": 1620,
"start": 4078.16,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "disabled kids that had a there was a"
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"start": 4080.26,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "picture of me and her in college it was"
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"start": 4081.79,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "this party I threw but she is in"
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"duration": 6.42,
"text": "straight blackface like like legit"
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{
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"start": 4088.3,
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"start": 4094.63,
"duration": 3.959,
"text": "just pull it down she had posted it"
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{
"id": 1628,
"start": 4096.339,
"duration": 4.591,
"text": "herself and tagged me in it Oh"
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{
"id": 1629,
"start": 4098.589,
"duration": 4.591,
"text": "Livius to the idea that that I don't"
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"id": 1630,
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"duration": 5.19,
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"id": 1631,
"start": 4103.18,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "yeah it wasn't a thing I'm trying to"
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"id": 1632,
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"duration": 5.4,
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"duration": 5.339,
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"start": 4111.52,
"duration": 4.319,
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"duration": 4.291,
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"duration": 4.92,
"text": "noticed my attention as being"
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{
"id": 1638,
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"duration": 4.77,
"text": "as crazy as if you notice it now oh I I"
},
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"id": 1639,
"start": 4122.679,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "mean I don't I never even thought of it"
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"id": 1640,
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"duration": 3.839,
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"duration": 3.569,
"text": "own still exactly like makeup on my face"
},
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"duration": 4.35,
"text": "like I'm not saying that I would ever I"
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"duration": 3.781,
"text": "wouldn't but I don't like makeup on my"
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"duration": 3.121,
"text": "face like clowns freak me out I don't"
},
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"id": 1645,
"start": 4134.5,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "never put makeup on my face yeah that's"
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"duration": 2.73,
"text": "how I know I've never died know that I"
},
{
"id": 1647,
"start": 4137.35,
"duration": 6.11,
"text": "did the talent show in fifth grade I did"
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"id": 1648,
"start": 4138.94,
"duration": 8.64,
"text": "young MC thing but I wore a dress"
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{
"id": 1649,
"start": 4143.46,
"duration": 6.25,
"text": "why do I dress forget I think I played"
},
{
"id": 1650,
"start": 4147.58,
"duration": 5.94,
"text": "the girl that's in the story and best"
},
{
"id": 1651,
"start": 4149.71,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "move yeah yeah yeah so like act it out"
},
{
"id": 1652,
"start": 4153.52,
"duration": 7.35,
"text": "we got it now that's a crime you were"
},
{
"id": 1653,
"start": 4155.5,
"duration": 7.529,
"text": "mocking true I know they got out in the"
},
{
"id": 1654,
"start": 4160.87,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "Kevin Cranston Bryan Cranston because he"
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{
"id": 1655,
"start": 4163.029,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "played a disabled person with the"
},
{
"id": 1656,
"start": 4164.5,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "neighbor it's insane where this is going"
},
{
"id": 1657,
"start": 4168.069,
"duration": 3.801,
"text": "I mean the Kevin Hart tried to [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1658,
"start": 4169.87,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "give a shout out to Jesse Smollett and"
},
{
"id": 1659,
"start": 4171.87,
"duration": 4.539,
"text": "it's time yeah here's what we're gonna"
},
{
"id": 1660,
"start": 4174.4,
"duration": 3.419,
"text": "ask you well what do you think like if"
},
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"id": 1661,
"start": 4176.409,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "you were orchestrating that hate crime"
},
{
"id": 1662,
"start": 4177.819,
"duration": 4.261,
"text": "what do you think he did wrong oh I'll"
},
{
"id": 1663,
"start": 4180.549,
"duration": 3.331,
"text": "tell you how would you how should he"
},
{
"id": 1664,
"start": 4182.08,
"duration": 4.259,
"text": "have done it right he I can tell you all"
},
{
"id": 1665,
"start": 4183.88,
"duration": 3.959,
"text": "the things all the signals that I picked"
},
{
"id": 1666,
"start": 4186.339,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "up on when I first read the story and I"
},
{
"id": 1667,
"start": 4187.839,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "went I'm not gonna say this out loud but"
},
{
"id": 1668,
"start": 4189.549,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "this is [ __ ] yeah let's talk to an"
},
{
"id": 1669,
"start": 4190.96,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "expert you can't you can't say this out"
},
{
"id": 1670,
"start": 4192.609,
"duration": 4.831,
"text": "loud because you look like a person that"
},
{
"id": 1671,
"start": 4194.5,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "is promoting violence but I go hold on"
},
{
"id": 1672,
"start": 4197.44,
"duration": 7.11,
"text": "one second to racist white guys"
},
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"id": 1673,
"start": 4200.02,
"duration": 6.929,
"text": "recognized you from Empire I at 2:00 in"
},
{
"id": 1674,
"start": 4204.55,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "the morning I watch it Empire like but I"
},
{
"id": 1675,
"start": 4206.949,
"duration": 2.431,
"text": "wouldn't recognize you"
},
{
"id": 1676,
"start": 4208,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "I've watched Empire but I wouldn't"
},
{
"id": 1677,
"start": 4209.38,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "recognize you and two guys in mega has"
},
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"id": 1678,
"start": 4211.75,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "like a you're that gay guy from Empire"
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"start": 4214.27,
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"text": "that numbers gonna happen no one that's"
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"duration": 2.88,
"text": "a mega guys what is watching Empire"
},
{
"id": 1681,
"start": 4218.17,
"duration": 3,
"text": "that's just doesn't that's not their"
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{
"id": 1682,
"start": 4219.19,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "what they enjoy watching it's a good"
},
{
"id": 1683,
"start": 4221.17,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "point ever thought the noose was on his"
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"id": 1684,
"start": 4222.58,
"duration": 3.809,
"text": "neck for 45 minutes when the police when"
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"id": 1685,
"start": 4224.8,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "the police talked to him who keeps a"
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{
"id": 1686,
"start": 4226.389,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "noose on their [ __ ] neck the cops"
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"id": 1687,
"start": 4228.07,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "came to his apartment to interview him"
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{
"id": 1688,
"start": 4229.84,
"duration": 6.299,
"text": "and he was still had it around his neck"
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{
"id": 1689,
"start": 4231.34,
"duration": 7.74,
"text": "and the bleach no one wants they're not"
},
{
"id": 1690,
"start": 4236.139,
"duration": 5.191,
"text": "trying to get you lighter no one's like"
},
{
"id": 1691,
"start": 4239.08,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "hey we want you to be like us come on"
},
{
"id": 1692,
"start": 4241.33,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "man let's it let's help out what the"
},
{
"id": 1693,
"start": 4243.82,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "[ __ ] it was we're saying you're saying"
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{
"id": 1694,
"start": 4245.56,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "that yeah like as a white person you"
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{
"id": 1695,
"start": 4248.02,
"duration": 3.77,
"text": "wouldn't want him to be whiter you"
},
{
"id": 1696,
"start": 4250.12,
"duration": 3.56,
"text": "wouldn't be like yeah"
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{
"id": 1697,
"start": 4251.79,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "if this bleach works then old stop in"
},
{
"id": 1698,
"start": 4253.68,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "the middle of this I'm so sorry there"
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{
"id": 1699,
"start": 4255.6,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "was a lot of that that I just didn't I"
},
{
"id": 1700,
"start": 4257.04,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "called I called [ __ ] in my head but"
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{
"id": 1701,
"start": 4258.93,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "then I'm also a cynic I'm and I'm also a"
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{
"id": 1702,
"start": 4261.33,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "contrarian so like so like as soon as"
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{
"id": 1703,
"start": 4263.52,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "that happened I that's what I thought"
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{
"id": 1704,
"start": 4264.6,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "and then once I found out it was a lie I"
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{
"id": 1705,
"start": 4267.24,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "then get empathetic for that kid I and"
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{
"id": 1706,
"start": 4269.43,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "then I go like you feel badly afraid I"
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{
"id": 1707,
"start": 4272.49,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "feel badly for him is that because I go"
},
{
"id": 1708,
"start": 4274.32,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "where's his brain at and and I don't"
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{
"id": 1709,
"start": 4276.84,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "want that to be used as a lightning rod"
},
{
"id": 1710,
"start": 4279.54,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "to light up true mega racists yeah to go"
},
{
"id": 1711,
"start": 4282.39,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "this is why they're that or this is like"
},
{
"id": 1712,
"start": 4284.43,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "sigh so like I whenever whatever side is"
},
{
"id": 1713,
"start": 4287.22,
"duration": 3,
"text": "though I'm always going to the opposite"
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{
"id": 1714,
"start": 4288.69,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "side and trying to argue my the other"
},
{
"id": 1715,
"start": 4290.22,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "direction yeah but yeah I feel bad for"
},
{
"id": 1716,
"start": 4292.65,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "that kid I'm on his brain they thought"
},
{
"id": 1717,
"start": 4295.08,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "that would help him it's not good it's"
},
{
"id": 1718,
"start": 4297.18,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "not good for anyone no I know I felt the"
},
{
"id": 1719,
"start": 4299.46,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "same thing it's just it's nothing Goods"
},
{
"id": 1720,
"start": 4301.8,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "gonna come of that could be mental"
},
{
"id": 1721,
"start": 4303.45,
"duration": 13.71,
"text": "illness I don't know no breathing yeah"
},
{
"id": 1722,
"start": 4308.01,
"duration": 12.33,
"text": "you gotta breathe great your mom's house"
},
{
"id": 1723,
"start": 4317.16,
"duration": 5.82,
"text": "challenge to what put stuff in your but"
},
{
"id": 1724,
"start": 4320.34,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "the it's a viral challenge they'll be"
},
{
"id": 1725,
"start": 4322.98,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "put out on Facebook much does it like"
},
{
"id": 1726,
"start": 4324.9,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "the ice bucket challenge right right and"
},
{
"id": 1727,
"start": 4327.42,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "it's yeah right it's a tight shot and"
},
{
"id": 1728,
"start": 4331.17,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "it's like hey guys my name is Bert"
},
{
"id": 1729,
"start": 4332.76,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "Kreischer it's ready for the it's ready"
},
{
"id": 1730,
"start": 4334.74,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "I'm ready for the plug challenge right"
},
{
"id": 1731,
"start": 4337.53,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "now you gotta try to guess am I putting"
},
{
"id": 1732,
"start": 4339.21,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "a butt plug in or am I not putting up up"
},
{
"id": 1733,
"start": 4341.31,
"duration": 4.94,
"text": "again and it's just a shot on my eyes"
},
{
"id": 1734,
"start": 4343.35,
"duration": 2.9,
"text": "and it's big one"
},
{
"id": 1735,
"start": 4348.17,
"duration": 5.92,
"text": "and people have to guess it'd be really"
},
{
"id": 1736,
"start": 4351.63,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "if you didn't do it and then do you show"
},
{
"id": 1737,
"start": 4354.09,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "them and then you pull back and you"
},
{
"id": 1738,
"start": 4355.89,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "their pants on or you make would you do"
},
{
"id": 1739,
"start": 4358.89,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "a plug video yeah would you I did a I"
},
{
"id": 1740,
"start": 4361.14,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "would no but I tell you what I would do"
},
{
"id": 1741,
"start": 4362.91,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "a suppository video yeah have you ever"
},
{
"id": 1742,
"start": 4365.01,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "put up a suppository in your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1743,
"start": 4366.42,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "I've had one put in but it's been alone"
},
{
"id": 1744,
"start": 4367.8,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "this is my impression of getting into"
},
{
"id": 1745,
"start": 4369.33,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "surprise this is my impression of a"
},
{
"id": 1746,
"start": 4370.92,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "suppository getting put in your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1747,
"start": 4373.02,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "this is me as the suppository getting"
},
{
"id": 1748,
"start": 4375.78,
"duration": 5.15,
"text": "put in your [ __ ] okay ready again no"
},
{
"id": 1749,
"start": 4377.43,
"duration": 7.8,
"text": "no no no no I'll take it from here okay"
},
{
"id": 1750,
"start": 4380.93,
"duration": 4.3,
"text": "[Laughter]"
},
{
"id": 1751,
"start": 4385.85,
"duration": 5.44,
"text": "a lock time because sometimes I [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1752,
"start": 4389.16,
"duration": 4.55,
"text": "[ __ ] fire and so a suppository is what"
},
{
"id": 1753,
"start": 4391.29,
"duration": 2.42,
"text": "cools it down"
},
{
"id": 1754,
"start": 4394.07,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "eh I've done a very recently oh if I eat"
},
{
"id": 1755,
"start": 4397.71,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "a lot of spicy stuff from my [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1756,
"start": 4399.21,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "[ __ ] burning I'll just show it"
},
{
"id": 1757,
"start": 4400.59,
"duration": 4.16,
"text": "Shaba preparation-h suppository up there"
},
{
"id": 1758,
"start": 4403.23,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "Wow and that cools your [ __ ] off"
},
{
"id": 1759,
"start": 4404.75,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "immediately feels good okay had other"
},
{
"id": 1760,
"start": 4407.7,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "stuff up your butt yes I deposit really"
},
{
"id": 1761,
"start": 4409.89,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "never never a toy come on"
},
{
"id": 1762,
"start": 4411.87,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "they're pretty toy what kind of toys"
},
{
"id": 1763,
"start": 4412.92,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "like a little car something oh no no I"
},
{
"id": 1764,
"start": 4414.66,
"duration": 6.87,
"text": "think MIT's next way no no no no I've"
},
{
"id": 1765,
"start": 4419.88,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "never had any you'd never been pegged or"
},
{
"id": 1766,
"start": 4421.53,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "anything like that never been pegged"
},
{
"id": 1767,
"start": 4422.46,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "really to figure out my ass obviously"
},
{
"id": 1768,
"start": 4424.77,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "okay well yeah I mean who has another"
},
{
"id": 1769,
"start": 4427.14,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "finger in their eyes"
},
{
"id": 1770,
"start": 4427.83,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "well I mean how often I mean no like"
},
{
"id": 1771,
"start": 4429.72,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "college does last time yeah Leanne we'll"
},
{
"id": 1772,
"start": 4433.11,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "do it this is I'll actually do it this"
},
{
"id": 1773,
"start": 4434.34,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "is my impression of me and Leanne during"
},
{
"id": 1774,
"start": 4436.53,
"duration": 7.89,
"text": "oral sex ready Oh Oh put your finger in"
},
{
"id": 1775,
"start": 4440.61,
"duration": 6.75,
"text": "my ass what nothing she would not do"
},
{
"id": 1776,
"start": 4444.42,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "that now that's not because as soon as I"
},
{
"id": 1777,
"start": 4447.36,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "said that Leanne was just think are you"
},
{
"id": 1778,
"start": 4448.5,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "gay oh that's where the embrace no I'm"
},
{
"id": 1779,
"start": 4450.87,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "not putting fingers in your ass I'm your"
},
{
"id": 1780,
"start": 4452.43,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "wife I wouldn't put have mascara and"
},
{
"id": 1781,
"start": 4455.4,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "have a guy put a [ __ ] at my finger"
},
{
"id": 1782,
"start": 4457.17,
"duration": 5.67,
"text": "no yeah well I don't know I mean I bet"
},
{
"id": 1783,
"start": 4459.36,
"duration": 6.83,
"text": "your ass is it's dry any time I would"
},
{
"id": 1784,
"start": 4462.84,
"duration": 5.94,
"text": "ever about it would be Kaleem doubt okay"
},
{
"id": 1785,
"start": 4466.19,
"duration": 3.55,
"text": "I don't have any [ __ ] hanging out my"
},
{
"id": 1786,
"start": 4468.78,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "body that I'm not getting rid of"
},
{
"id": 1787,
"start": 4469.74,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "immediately yeah I don't know but your"
},
{
"id": 1788,
"start": 4472.77,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "ass seems real dicey to me if you had to"
},
{
"id": 1789,
"start": 4474.96,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "put your finger in one of our asses"
},
{
"id": 1790,
"start": 4476.16,
"duration": 4.069,
"text": "who's that Tom I don't even ask the"
},
{
"id": 1791,
"start": 4478.5,
"duration": 6.749,
"text": "question I mean oh yeah I guess"
},
{
"id": 1792,
"start": 4480.229,
"duration": 6.551,
"text": "no no no just slightly a let's say I'm"
},
{
"id": 1793,
"start": 4485.249,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "not married to him no you guys just my"
},
{
"id": 1794,
"start": 4486.78,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "friends just knowing what I know about"
},
{
"id": 1795,
"start": 4488.999,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "both of your personal hygiene yeah his"
},
{
"id": 1796,
"start": 4491.76,
"duration": 6.989,
"text": "is way better than yours no yeah you"
},
{
"id": 1797,
"start": 4495.269,
"duration": 9.93,
"text": "have very very lacks lack idea of"
},
{
"id": 1798,
"start": 4498.749,
"duration": 8.46,
"text": "personal hygiene I remember one time I"
},
{
"id": 1799,
"start": 4505.199,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "picked something out of my body or"
},
{
"id": 1800,
"start": 4507.209,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "something and I smelled it and Tom"
},
{
"id": 1801,
"start": 4508.469,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "because you would smell that I go I'm"
},
{
"id": 1802,
"start": 4510.269,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "sorry if you find an object on your body"
},
{
"id": 1803,
"start": 4512.729,
"duration": 4.651,
"text": "your first thing isn't to smell it it's"
},
{
"id": 1804,
"start": 4515.159,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "a first thing I do if I hands like we're"
},
{
"id": 1805,
"start": 4517.38,
"duration": 4.589,
"text": "you finding it between your toes first"
},
{
"id": 1806,
"start": 4520.769,
"duration": 3.511,
"text": "thing I do it what's that"
},
{
"id": 1807,
"start": 4521.969,
"duration": 4.88,
"text": "I don't smell between what No Oh Mike I"
},
{
"id": 1808,
"start": 4524.28,
"duration": 5.459,
"text": "would investigate but I wouldn't smell"
},
{
"id": 1809,
"start": 4526.849,
"duration": 5.71,
"text": "look at it i ball it yeah why don't you"
},
{
"id": 1810,
"start": 4529.739,
"duration": 4.561,
"text": "smell that Willie okay say belly button"
},
{
"id": 1811,
"start": 4532.559,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "lint I will hide your gear you don't rub"
},
{
"id": 1812,
"start": 4534.3,
"duration": 9.21,
"text": "your finger behind your and smell no why"
},
{
"id": 1813,
"start": 4536.429,
"duration": 9.06,
"text": "would you do it try it to use your smell"
},
{
"id": 1814,
"start": 4543.51,
"duration": 4.049,
"text": "get behind my ears do right now I'll see"
},
{
"id": 1815,
"start": 4545.489,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "your nasty cuz you're wearing headsets"
},
{
"id": 1816,
"start": 4547.559,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "no it's because you're nasty no it's not"
},
{
"id": 1817,
"start": 4549.719,
"duration": 6.45,
"text": "cuz I'm nasty I'm younger than 90 Lee"
},
{
"id": 1818,
"start": 4553.139,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "Ann told us remember when you used to"
},
{
"id": 1819,
"start": 4556.169,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "live on up six tree down tree from us up"
},
{
"id": 1820,
"start": 4558.659,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "the street whatever that you used to"
},
{
"id": 1821,
"start": 4560.039,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "clip your toenails and then you collect"
},
{
"id": 1822,
"start": 4562.739,
"duration": 3.661,
"text": "them on a piece of scotch tape and then"
},
{
"id": 1823,
"start": 4564.449,
"duration": 4.561,
"text": "you tape it under a coffee to the coffee"
},
{
"id": 1824,
"start": 4566.4,
"duration": 6.089,
"text": "table which is so nasty"
},
{
"id": 1825,
"start": 4569.01,
"duration": 8.339,
"text": "that's nasty why is it it's why is I"
},
{
"id": 1826,
"start": 4572.489,
"duration": 6.57,
"text": "don't know a so nasty if you had to"
},
{
"id": 1827,
"start": 4577.349,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "smell balls right now"
},
{
"id": 1828,
"start": 4579.059,
"duration": 8.25,
"text": "oh you think smell better minor tom-toms"
},
{
"id": 1829,
"start": 4581.849,
"duration": 8.85,
"text": "that wasn't time mine Potter my always"
},
{
"id": 1830,
"start": 4587.309,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "bet at your balls smell horrendous and"
},
{
"id": 1831,
"start": 4590.699,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "here's why I'm gonna tell you why you"
},
{
"id": 1832,
"start": 4592.499,
"duration": 3.841,
"text": "don't wear underwear yeah and your jeans"
},
{
"id": 1833,
"start": 4594.689,
"duration": 4.48,
"text": "are not clean you wear the same jeans"
},
{
"id": 1834,
"start": 4596.34,
"duration": 5.259,
"text": "every time I see"
},
{
"id": 1835,
"start": 4599.169,
"duration": 4.111,
"text": "and their cellphones like you usually"
},
{
"id": 1836,
"start": 4601.599,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "think of like hey this guy drinks like"
},
{
"id": 1837,
"start": 4603.28,
"duration": 4.439,
"text": "eight 1590 bottles a day like between"
},
{
"id": 1838,
"start": 4607.209,
"duration": 2.671,
"text": "his legs"
},
{
"id": 1839,
"start": 4607.719,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "wait stinky you really think you're"
},
{
"id": 1840,
"start": 4609.88,
"duration": 5.309,
"text": "beautiful smell good right now right now"
},
{
"id": 1841,
"start": 4612.699,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "right now I don't know they smell good"
},
{
"id": 1842,
"start": 4615.189,
"duration": 3.841,
"text": "right now I don't I don't think they're"
},
{
"id": 1843,
"start": 4616.989,
"duration": 3.871,
"text": "quite at that sour state you showered"
},
{
"id": 1844,
"start": 4619.03,
"duration": 3.209,
"text": "last night showered this morning"
},
{
"id": 1845,
"start": 4620.86,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "yeah but yes I'm saying you're naturally"
},
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"id": 1846,
"start": 4622.239,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "stinky yeah I think guys well my balls"
},
{
"id": 1847,
"start": 4624.699,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "right now are ripe I can tell because"
},
{
"id": 1848,
"start": 4626.769,
"duration": 6.091,
"text": "they're all in these genes and these"
},
{
"id": 1849,
"start": 4628.419,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "genes are a little over three three"
},
{
"id": 1850,
"start": 4632.86,
"duration": 4.739,
"text": "weeks old yeah I knew it is that that's"
},
{
"id": 1851,
"start": 4635.439,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "how long you go between washing your"
},
{
"id": 1852,
"start": 4637.599,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "jeans yeah I've actually had a pair of"
},
{
"id": 1853,
"start": 4639.519,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "jeans at one time I was flying back from"
},
{
"id": 1854,
"start": 4640.959,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "South Africa and I was on the plane I"
},
{
"id": 1855,
"start": 4643.119,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "want I think my jeans smell yeah I could"
},
{
"id": 1856,
"start": 4645.669,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "smell my jeans and then I washed them"
},
{
"id": 1857,
"start": 4647.619,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "and I was like oh they're not that color"
},
{
"id": 1858,
"start": 4649.449,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "for real Oh old of these yeah yeah I"
},
{
"id": 1859,
"start": 4652.149,
"duration": 4.111,
"text": "think LeAnn is just really accepting of"
},
{
"id": 1860,
"start": 4654.699,
"duration": 3.181,
"text": "the fact that you're disgusting"
},
{
"id": 1861,
"start": 4656.26,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "my teeth my teeth are good right now"
},
{
"id": 1862,
"start": 4657.88,
"duration": 5.009,
"text": "brushed they're good because i know i"
},
{
"id": 1863,
"start": 4660.88,
"duration": 4.079,
"text": "don't i flossed old i'm gonna floss"
},
{
"id": 1864,
"start": 4662.889,
"duration": 3.871,
"text": "aggressively but more importantly i"
},
{
"id": 1865,
"start": 4664.959,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "Waterpik every day that's pretty good"
},
{
"id": 1866,
"start": 4666.76,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "that's good do you brush why not because"
},
{
"id": 1867,
"start": 4670.059,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "I know I already know I already know one"
},
{
"id": 1868,
"start": 4672.13,
"duration": 2.19,
"text": "time you go you would be and you were"
},
{
"id": 1869,
"start": 4673.329,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "talking you go hey why don't you get"
},
{
"id": 1870,
"start": 4674.32,
"duration": 2.429,
"text": "your teeth fixed what you go you have"
},
{
"id": 1871,
"start": 4676.389,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "money"
},
{
"id": 1872,
"start": 4676.749,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "just get your teeth whitened wait you"
},
{
"id": 1873,
"start": 4679.599,
"duration": 3.991,
"text": "have one brown one I have to do this"
},
{
"id": 1874,
"start": 4681.639,
"duration": 4.681,
"text": "about the top though thank you look good"
},
{
"id": 1875,
"start": 4683.59,
"duration": 4.949,
"text": "no they're okay no your teeth are good"
},
{
"id": 1876,
"start": 4686.32,
"duration": 5.279,
"text": "Burt I bet your beard smells like clean"
},
{
"id": 1877,
"start": 4688.539,
"duration": 6.35,
"text": "it smells like balls often yeah cuz I"
},
{
"id": 1878,
"start": 4691.599,
"duration": 3.29,
"text": "play with my balls and then I play my"
},
{
"id": 1879,
"start": 4695.309,
"duration": 3.52,
"text": "piano because I mean go have you been"
},
{
"id": 1880,
"start": 4697.479,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "playing with your dick today and I go"
},
{
"id": 1881,
"start": 4698.829,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "why he goes your face smells like balls"
},
{
"id": 1882,
"start": 4700.449,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "yeah one time you guide you're so gross"
},
{
"id": 1883,
"start": 4703.179,
"duration": 4.641,
"text": "one time you go I was on the phone with"
},
{
"id": 1884,
"start": 4705.369,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "you and you're at home you're like hey"
},
{
"id": 1885,
"start": 4707.82,
"duration": 4.659,
"text": "my finger smells real bad I was like wow"
},
{
"id": 1886,
"start": 4711.219,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "you're like it smells like [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1887,
"start": 4712.479,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "and I go what you touch and you're like"
},
{
"id": 1888,
"start": 4714.669,
"duration": 5.671,
"text": "I don't know and then you're like oh"
},
{
"id": 1889,
"start": 4717.309,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "yeah just got upset and I go wait me you"
},
{
"id": 1890,
"start": 4720.34,
"duration": 2.19,
"text": "don't know why your finger smells like"
},
{
"id": 1891,
"start": 4721.539,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "[ __ ] you go uh-huh"
},
{
"id": 1892,
"start": 4722.53,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "I go were you toying with your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1893,
"start": 4724.989,
"duration": 4.021,
"text": "and you go oh wow yeah yeah you don't"
},
{
"id": 1894,
"start": 4727.84,
"duration": 2.78,
"text": "hold on you don't play with your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1895,
"start": 4729.01,
"duration": 5.06,
"text": "sometimes in bed"
},
{
"id": 1896,
"start": 4730.62,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "what the [ __ ] bro here let me tell you"
},
{
"id": 1897,
"start": 4734.07,
"duration": 9.21,
"text": "what I do do I don't pilot my [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1898,
"start": 4736.89,
"duration": 8.28,
"text": "and ride off no here's what I know I"
},
{
"id": 1899,
"start": 4743.28,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "don't like but stuff I'm not into but"
},
{
"id": 1900,
"start": 4745.17,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "never had a finger in your butt I've had"
},
{
"id": 1901,
"start": 4746.7,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "a finger in my butt I don't like I'm not"
},
{
"id": 1902,
"start": 4748.68,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "it makes me feel like I have to brown"
},
{
"id": 1903,
"start": 4750.12,
"duration": 10.02,
"text": "and I don't like it these guys are Lewis"
},
{
"id": 1904,
"start": 4753.42,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "and Clark who's I can ask you though you"
},
{
"id": 1905,
"start": 4760.14,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "put me I haven't had one in mind in a"
},
{
"id": 1906,
"start": 4761.73,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "long time that's not happen I'm afraid"
},
{
"id": 1907,
"start": 4764.04,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "of getting [ __ ] on my fingers that's"
},
{
"id": 1908,
"start": 4765.72,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "what happened I don't oh sorry I don't"
},
{
"id": 1909,
"start": 4767.55,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "bear scratch my B hole with my hands I"
},
{
"id": 1910,
"start": 4770.49,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "don't bear scratch my armpits I do it"
},
{
"id": 1911,
"start": 4773.16,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "over the clock I'll do it over"
},
{
"id": 1912,
"start": 4774.9,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "everywhere I don't do that then I'll"
},
{
"id": 1913,
"start": 4777.21,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "just change my clothes I'll just take"
},
{
"id": 1914,
"start": 4779.13,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "off the underwear I take off the shirt I"
},
{
"id": 1915,
"start": 4780.96,
"duration": 6.63,
"text": "usually oh my G that's with toilet paper"
},
{
"id": 1916,
"start": 4783.03,
"duration": 9.63,
"text": "yeah I will if we're being a hundred"
},
{
"id": 1917,
"start": 4787.59,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "percent honest be honest I'll do an"
},
{
"id": 1918,
"start": 4792.66,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "investigatory yeah it to the [ __ ] and"
},
{
"id": 1919,
"start": 4795.9,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "if it's super wet yeah I'll go we need"
},
{
"id": 1920,
"start": 4799.17,
"duration": 4.61,
"text": "to we need to involve some toilet paper"
},
{
"id": 1921,
"start": 4800.85,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "in this one what they're not always go I"
},
{
"id": 1922,
"start": 4803.78,
"duration": 4.36,
"text": "smell every part of my body there's not"
},
{
"id": 1923,
"start": 4806.19,
"duration": 7.71,
"text": "one part of my body I don't smell this"
},
{
"id": 1924,
"start": 4808.14,
"duration": 8.61,
"text": "is wretched I have a pimple on my lip"
},
{
"id": 1925,
"start": 4813.9,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "okay good thing guys spot Gore [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1926,
"start": 4816.75,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "hardcore by the way the hardcore fun"
},
{
"id": 1927,
"start": 4819.12,
"duration": 5.93,
"text": "shirt is now in our store it's at your"
},
{
"id": 1928,
"start": 4822.36,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "mom's house new item exclusive go to Tom"
},
{
"id": 1929,
"start": 4825.05,
"duration": 4.51,
"text": "Segura or emerge Metacom slash Tom"
},
{
"id": 1930,
"start": 4828.21,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "Segura I don't think I don't know if"
},
{
"id": 1931,
"start": 4829.56,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "it'll be up as a the recording of this"
},
{
"id": 1932,
"start": 4832.14,
"duration": 5.84,
"text": "but there's the new bike stuff there's"
},
{
"id": 1933,
"start": 4835.17,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "the new mousepad there's going to be a"
},
{
"id": 1934,
"start": 4837.98,
"duration": 4.66,
"text": "special water idea I always see you"
},
{
"id": 1935,
"start": 4840.6,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "variously yes and the writer guy tour"
},
{
"id": 1936,
"start": 4842.64,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "t-shirt is on sale too at this website"
},
{
"id": 1937,
"start": 4844.74,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "tom scarda"
},
{
"id": 1938,
"start": 4845.76,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "I like nice work I like the tour poster"
},
{
"id": 1939,
"start": 4848.61,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "I saw for the rider tour it's really"
},
{
"id": 1940,
"start": 4850.71,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "cool thank you they also had the the"
},
{
"id": 1941,
"start": 4852.75,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "overstock from the the last tour that I"
},
{
"id": 1942,
"start": 4855.09,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "did the tour bus champ without taking a"
},
{
"id": 1943,
"start": 4858.48,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "[ __ ] in the corner that'll also be in"
},
{
"id": 1944,
"start": 4860.49,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "stores would so there's a poster that"
},
{
"id": 1945,
"start": 4863.19,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "this designer made he"
},
{
"id": 1946,
"start": 4864.33,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "he's awesome he listens to the show and"
},
{
"id": 1947,
"start": 4866.04,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "he designs posters for me he'll just"
},
{
"id": 1948,
"start": 4867.99,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "come up with things and he put this one"
},
{
"id": 1949,
"start": 4870.36,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "tour bus champ was the theme yeah he"
},
{
"id": 1950,
"start": 4872.37,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "puts the location and all this you know"
},
{
"id": 1951,
"start": 4874.32,
"duration": 4.34,
"text": "me on it and then right behind the bus"
},
{
"id": 1952,
"start": 4876.3,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "you were squatting taking a [ __ ] and"
},
{
"id": 1953,
"start": 4878.66,
"duration": 8.53,
"text": "that was like the people loved it"
},
{
"id": 1954,
"start": 4881.22,
"duration": 10.65,
"text": "they're like hey there's no binders yeah"
},
{
"id": 1955,
"start": 4887.19,
"duration": 8.57,
"text": "all right is it moist no it's my I'm I"
},
{
"id": 1956,
"start": 4891.87,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "shower about yours I shower Burt I"
},
{
"id": 1957,
"start": 4895.76,
"duration": 4.21,
"text": "shower every day are you talking about"
},
{
"id": 1958,
"start": 4898.68,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "it's also the one that turned me on to"
},
{
"id": 1959,
"start": 4899.97,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "that that's disgust if you were heads if"
},
{
"id": 1960,
"start": 4901.98,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "you don't like if you didn't shower and"
},
{
"id": 1961,
"start": 4903.09,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "you and you put on headsets yeah why"
},
{
"id": 1962,
"start": 4905.73,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "you'd be sweating there right these"
},
{
"id": 1963,
"start": 4907.44,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "headsets have a cloth and maybe they"
},
{
"id": 1964,
"start": 4909.33,
"duration": 6.57,
"text": "don't make you know what I mean they're"
},
{
"id": 1965,
"start": 4911.01,
"duration": 7.1,
"text": "not like sweaty oh really"
},
{
"id": 1966,
"start": 4915.9,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "Greg Fitzsimmons was there before you"
},
{
"id": 1967,
"start": 4918.11,
"duration": 5.95,
"text": "yeah"
},
{
"id": 1968,
"start": 4919.47,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "have you seen a blood wave the trailer"
},
{
"id": 1969,
"start": 4924.06,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "for blood wave know what's what the"
},
{
"id": 1970,
"start": 4925.35,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "Netflix doc No oh my god this is me play"
},
{
"id": 1971,
"start": 4928.83,
"duration": 9.18,
"text": "it yes turn it up turn it up this is"
},
{
"id": 1972,
"start": 4931.89,
"duration": 8.66,
"text": "pretty cool check this out there was a"
},
{
"id": 1973,
"start": 4938.01,
"duration": 6.06,
"text": "sudden string of violent hate crimes"
},
{
"id": 1974,
"start": 4940.55,
"duration": 5.26,
"text": "across America several high-profile"
},
{
"id": 1975,
"start": 4944.07,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "violent crimes have gripped the nation"
},
{
"id": 1976,
"start": 4945.81,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "these past few months around the same"
},
{
"id": 1977,
"start": 4948.33,
"duration": 6.43,
"text": "time a known fat and racist comedian"
},
{
"id": 1978,
"start": 4951.84,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "that went on tour and a similar pattern"
},
{
"id": 1979,
"start": 4954.76,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "I just want to show you what a real tour"
},
{
"id": 1980,
"start": 4956.98,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "best champ does to hold down the title"
},
{
"id": 1981,
"start": 4959.26,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "from the shooting deaths of two African"
},
{
"id": 1982,
"start": 4961.51,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "Americans at a Kentucky supermarket to"
},
{
"id": 1983,
"start": 4963.73,
"duration": 5.48,
"text": "the killing of 11 worshippers at a"
},
{
"id": 1984,
"start": 4965.68,
"duration": 6.69,
"text": "Pittsburgh synagogue this documentary"
},
{
"id": 1985,
"start": 4969.21,
"duration": 5.41,
"text": "relation between boot crusher at Bay's"
},
{
"id": 1986,
"start": 4972.37,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "hate Grimes firm Charlotte Atlanta"
},
{
"id": 1987,
"start": 4974.62,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "Georgia is one of only five states"
},
{
"id": 1988,
"start": 4976.81,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "without a hate crime law right now I'm"
},
{
"id": 1989,
"start": 4979.66,
"duration": 4.73,
"text": "at the Hard Rock Live in Orlando we're"
},
{
"id": 1990,
"start": 4981.76,
"duration": 6.84,
"text": "seeing is that the bulk of these crimes"
},
{
"id": 1991,
"start": 4984.39,
"duration": 6.4,
"text": "are aimed at immigrants and Muslims a"
},
{
"id": 1992,
"start": 4988.6,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "man is still in jail tonight charged"
},
{
"id": 1993,
"start": 4990.79,
"duration": 3.449,
"text": "with a hate crime after police say he"
},
{
"id": 1994,
"start": 4992.5,
"duration": 6.989,
"text": "threatened to kill a woman in downtown"
},
{
"id": 1995,
"start": 4994.239,
"duration": 6.541,
"text": "Portland when Bert Kreischer stuffed a"
},
{
"id": 1996,
"start": 4999.489,
"duration": 7.411,
"text": "big hate-crimes"
},
{
"id": 1997,
"start": 5000.78,
"duration": 8.62,
"text": "a Netflix done so around 20 19 it's"
},
{
"id": 1998,
"start": 5006.9,
"duration": 8.26,
"text": "great work that's gotta be"
},
{
"id": 1999,
"start": 5009.4,
"duration": 7.68,
"text": "connected with them yeah you know it's"
},
{
"id": 2000,
"start": 5015.16,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "gonna become it's like it's gonna become"
},
{
"id": 2001,
"start": 5017.08,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "real news it's so point"
},
{
"id": 2002,
"start": 5019.69,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "oh this out of context is gonna [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2003,
"start": 5021.82,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "somebody up Oh out of context they will"
},
{
"id": 2004,
"start": 5024.19,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "believe it"
},
{
"id": 2005,
"start": 5024.94,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "we're gonna we're gonna drop these like"
},
{
"id": 2006,
"start": 5027.13,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "kind of everywhere you know I was like"
},
{
"id": 2007,
"start": 5028.6,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "that remember though there was a person"
},
{
"id": 2008,
"start": 5030.16,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "I was responsible for the synagogue"
},
{
"id": 2009,
"start": 5031.66,
"duration": 3.38,
"text": "shootings someone said that yeah I sent"
},
{
"id": 2010,
"start": 5034.45,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "it to you"
},
{
"id": 2011,
"start": 5035.04,
"duration": 4.57,
"text": "really long story I'm not getting into"
},
{
"id": 2012,
"start": 5037.42,
"duration": 4.22,
"text": "it yeah somebody tweeted you that not"
},
{
"id": 2013,
"start": 5039.61,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "don't let it change the [ __ ] subject"
},
{
"id": 2014,
"start": 5041.64,
"duration": 3.52,
"text": "someone genuinely wrote an article"
},
{
"id": 2015,
"start": 5043.78,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "saying I was responsible for those"
},
{
"id": 2016,
"start": 5045.16,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "synagogue [ __ ] okay let's change the"
},
{
"id": 2017,
"start": 5046.9,
"duration": 5.1,
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"text": "freely in every day every day"
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"id": 2019,
"start": 5052,
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"text": "so every day yeah so this is the type of"
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"id": 2020,
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"text": "I saw every day so we're talking about"
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"id": 2023,
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"duration": 14.25,
"text": "is where Bridget Bridget they're way way"
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"text": "and rightwise slow right and so we can"
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"text": "right so birds in fourth"
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"id": 2029,
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"text": "okay this is crazy yes I've never seen"
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"id": 2030,
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"text": "this yeah people are still learning"
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"text": "said that what are your [ __ ] laugh"
},
{
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"text": "tracks back there no people sent that in"
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"text": "a long time ago but apparently I've"
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"text": "excited keep playing the rest of it turn"
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"id": 2039,
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"duration": 2.49,
"text": "up my volume in my head sighs I'm not"
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"text": "hearing it clear enough so remind me"
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"text": "again whose first place Joe and then"
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"text": "second are you second"
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"id": 2043,
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"text": "it's laughing I don't know I think they"
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{
"id": 2044,
"start": 5142.9,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "like your name I big kids like your name"
},
{
"id": 2045,
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"duration": 5.221,
"text": "yeah it's a fun name of a great man you"
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"text": "don't hear it a lot either no like Bert"
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"id": 2049,
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"id": 2053,
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"text": "something like and then what happens if"
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"id": 2055,
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"text": "you get like Bert like that I don't know"
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"text": "they just send it in I'm starting to"
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"text": "understand this fake news thing there's"
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"text": "people that come up to me after these"
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{
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"text": "you fat [ __ ] yeah and you're like any"
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{
"id": 2062,
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"text": "like you're fatter than I am like I get"
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"duration": 5.971,
"text": "that when they're like when it actually"
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"text": "the only person who will say something"
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{
"id": 2065,
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"text": "to you like to my face yeah we'll be"
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"text": "like a really fat guy oh yeah or the"
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"id": 2067,
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"duration": 5.429,
"text": "most abusive fat comment you're like"
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{
"id": 2068,
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"text": "who's this guy I'll be like 380 he's"
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{
"id": 2069,
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"duration": 5.67,
"text": "like hey you fat [ __ ] I blocked someone"
},
{
"id": 2070,
"start": 5206.349,
"duration": 6.361,
"text": "today you did yeah I don't mind iiiiii I"
},
{
"id": 2071,
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"duration": 4.77,
"text": "get I can I have this probably the"
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{
"id": 2072,
"start": 5212.71,
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"text": "thicker skin out of most of the comics"
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{
"id": 2073,
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"text": "out there I get I can take a joke and"
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "I'm fine with it and I get I can"
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"text": "understand an attempt at a joke to fall"
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"text": "short I understand that it's they're not"
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{
"id": 2077,
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"text": "bros at it I've fallen short but"
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{
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"text": "sometimes you give guys would just say"
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"text": "mean [ __ ]"
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"id": 2080,
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"text": "yeah and I'll take it if you like I mean"
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"duration": 2.639,
"text": "I'll be like you know if the guy follows"
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"text": "me I know he's trying to be funny if you"
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},
{
"id": 2084,
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"duration": 1.68,
"text": "that's not how it works you get [ __ ]"
},
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"id": 2085,
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"text": "blocked"
},
{
"id": 2086,
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"text": "ya get suck a dick or if like I block"
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"id": 2087,
"start": 5237.13,
"duration": 2.73,
"text": "people because they said way too much"
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{
"id": 2088,
"start": 5238.51,
"duration": 3.419,
"text": "mean [ __ ] about you and I'm like oh no"
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{
"id": 2089,
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"duration": 4.35,
"text": "he's my friend and I like him more than"
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"text": "I like you now I'm blocking you I've got"
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"id": 2091,
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"duration": 4.349,
"text": "a lot of people on Instagram for the"
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"id": 2093,
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"text": "on Instagram we just get all my thing"
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"id": 2094,
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"text": "and start fights with people and just"
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"id": 2095,
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"text": "but they're trying to do like an inside"
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"id": 2098,
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"text": "you got to understand the nuance of it"
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"text": "like I don't like the super abusive"
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"id": 2102,
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"text": "stuff yeah like her if I post a picture"
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"id": 2103,
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"text": "of my family and they go"
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"text": "like whatever I'm just like yeah you're"
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"text": "I'm not gonna put I remember when when"
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"id": 2113,
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"duration": 2.97,
"text": "they were picking sides for real [ __ ]"
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"id": 2114,
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"text": "Bert I [ __ ] hate that guy"
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"text": "have a Netflix special little [ __ ] is he"
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"text": "anyway he's just some guy from tribal"
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"id": 2121,
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"text": "yeah no I don't I don't like the really"
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"text": "mean stuff I thought there's like a"
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"text": "that was an off-the-cuff comment though"
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"id": 2134,
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"text": "the racist guy and like that was it yeah"
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"id": 2135,
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"text": "beginning of it we got to get a new"
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{
"id": 2140,
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"id": 2141,
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"id": 2142,
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{
"id": 2143,
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"text": "someone's already done that are they"
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{
"id": 2144,
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"duration": 5.011,
"text": "dead yeah some [ __ ] guy used to be my"
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{
"id": 2145,
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},
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"duration": 6.42,
"text": "face me all right this is poor by the"
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{
"id": 2147,
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"duration": 6.54,
"text": "way you maniac yeah so your tour is a"
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{
"id": 2148,
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"duration": 3.509,
"text": "huge success probably bigger than you"
},
{
"id": 2149,
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"text": "ever thought it would be bigger than"
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"id": 2150,
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"text": "ever thought of you and everywhere"
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{
"id": 2151,
"start": 5391.849,
"duration": 5.191,
"text": "you're adding shows you [ __ ] touring"
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"id": 2152,
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"duration": 5.25,
"text": "every week like a psycho yeah when so"
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"id": 2153,
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"duration": 4.86,
"text": "when are you uh what's what's the next"
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{
"id": 2154,
"start": 5399.349,
"duration": 4.441,
"text": "stops were you that you want people to"
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{
"id": 2155,
"start": 5401.9,
"duration": 5.239,
"text": "come to where you gonna be I know you"
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{
"id": 2156,
"start": 5403.79,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "have everything but I think no I think I"
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{
"id": 2157,
"start": 5407.139,
"duration": 3.161,
"text": "everything's sold but you know there's"
},
{
"id": 2158,
"start": 5408.98,
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"text": "always like single tickets there's"
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"text": "their second shows there's always like"
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"text": "I'm in New Orleans this week Austin"
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{
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"id": 2165,
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"text": "the middle middle middle of the country"
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{
"id": 2166,
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"text": "and then I'm in and I'm in Australia and"
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{
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"text": "sold out and then Australia has got open"
},
{
"id": 2169,
"start": 5434.48,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "tickets I think but that's like [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2170,
"start": 5435.949,
"duration": 2.611,
"text": "three-month four months away that's"
},
{
"id": 2171,
"start": 5437.42,
"duration": 3.029,
"text": "great were you ever gonna do Australia"
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"id": 2172,
"start": 5438.56,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "yeah we're talking right now for real"
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{
"id": 2173,
"start": 5440.449,
"duration": 4.141,
"text": "yeah the main thing is I didn't want to"
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{
"id": 2174,
"start": 5442.19,
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"text": "announce it way ahead of time I was like"
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"id": 2175,
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"text": "you can't put me in a position where I"
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{
"id": 2176,
"start": 5445.909,
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"text": "get [ __ ] so we have to announce it"
},
{
"id": 2177,
"start": 5448.429,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "closer to the date so what we want it'll"
},
{
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"text": "be well I mean it would I would announce"
},
{
"id": 2179,
"start": 5452.449,
"duration": 9.241,
"text": "it later in the year this will be later"
},
{
"id": 2180,
"start": 5455.179,
"duration": 7.77,
"text": "in the year every available yeah sure"
},
{
"id": 2181,
"start": 5461.69,
"duration": 2.46,
"text": "yeah you know you got to do when they go"
},
{
"id": 2182,
"start": 5462.949,
"duration": 2.581,
"text": "ladies and gentlemen put your hands"
},
{
"id": 2183,
"start": 5464.15,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "together for Tom Segura and don't walk"
},
{
"id": 2184,
"start": 5465.53,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "out onstage for 15 minutes you've"
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"text": "demonstrated with Joe though right and I"
},
{
"id": 2186,
"start": 5472.34,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "did the Melbourne Comedy Festival"
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{
"id": 2187,
"start": 5474.26,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "hey what's gonna be our sober October"
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{
"id": 2188,
"start": 5476.15,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "challenges here I don't know think about"
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{
"id": 2189,
"start": 5478.909,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "it now so we're not thinking over the"
},
{
"id": 2190,
"start": 5480.32,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "last minute we're not doing the surf"
},
{
"id": 2191,
"start": 5481.849,
"duration": 3.991,
"text": "thing I mean I don't know how he would"
},
{
"id": 2192,
"start": 5483.86,
"duration": 7.41,
"text": "yeah I know plus it's October scummy"
},
{
"id": 2193,
"start": 5485.84,
"duration": 9.39,
"text": "cold as [ __ ] yeah it's really cold how"
},
{
"id": 2194,
"start": 5491.27,
"duration": 7.42,
"text": "about we eat to raise a wolf we all"
},
{
"id": 2195,
"start": 5495.23,
"duration": 5.83,
"text": "children that's a great idea Bert"
},
{
"id": 2196,
"start": 5498.69,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "I'm trying to plan my touring around it"
},
{
"id": 2197,
"start": 5501.06,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "because I don't want to be touring too"
},
{
"id": 2198,
"start": 5502.2,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "aggressively in October yeah you did not"
},
{
"id": 2199,
"start": 5504.27,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "do well if you did that yeah and that's"
},
{
"id": 2200,
"start": 5505.95,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "right now I'm I would they want me to go"
},
{
"id": 2201,
"start": 5507.57,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "out every single weekend in October I"
},
{
"id": 2202,
"start": 5509.22,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "don't like I can't I can't I was sober"
},
{
"id": 2203,
"start": 5511.32,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "October's too much fun I want to be"
},
{
"id": 2204,
"start": 5513.03,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "present for it I want to be here I want"
},
{
"id": 2205,
"start": 5514.8,
"duration": 3.15,
"text": "to do something where we all do it"
},
{
"id": 2206,
"start": 5515.91,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "together like we did hot yoga where it's"
},
{
"id": 2207,
"start": 5517.95,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "bringing together how's gonna say the"
},
{
"id": 2208,
"start": 5519.24,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "first one was better the first one was"
},
{
"id": 2209,
"start": 5520.89,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "better the competition got intense and"
},
{
"id": 2210,
"start": 5522.78,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "the only person I mad I didn't even talk"
},
{
"id": 2211,
"start": 5525.3,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "to Ari I couldn't even talk to Ari cuz"
},
{
"id": 2212,
"start": 5526.68,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "he was so competitive about it about"
},
{
"id": 2213,
"start": 5528.81,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "this year's yeah this year's or whatever"
},
{
"id": 2214,
"start": 5530.64,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "and I didn't talk to Joe once a we'd all"
},
{
"id": 2215,
"start": 5532.32,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "be in our text file only person I ever"
},
{
"id": 2216,
"start": 5534.12,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "spoke to was you yeah like I want to do"
},
{
"id": 2217,
"start": 5536.22,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "something his clothes of kidneys were"
},
{
"id": 2218,
"start": 5537.78,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "shutting down like he was doing stupid"
},
{
"id": 2219,
"start": 5540.27,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "[ __ ] we can't do that we talked about it"
},
{
"id": 2220,
"start": 5542.34,
"duration": 2.46,
"text": "last night and he was like it's good to"
},
{
"id": 2221,
"start": 5543.69,
"duration": 3,
"text": "know I still get that part of my brain"
},
{
"id": 2222,
"start": 5544.8,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "around where he's like ah"
},
{
"id": 2223,
"start": 5546.69,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "oh it's survival mode let's [ __ ] go"
},
{
"id": 2224,
"start": 5548.91,
"duration": 2.69,
"text": "and I was like yeah that my brain didn't"
},
{
"id": 2225,
"start": 5550.44,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "do that at all"
},
{
"id": 2226,
"start": 5551.6,
"duration": 5.26,
"text": "what don't like that mark did it bother"
},
{
"id": 2227,
"start": 5554.1,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "you what when we did sober October yeah"
},
{
"id": 2228,
"start": 5556.86,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "it's stupid I think it's horrible and it"
},
{
"id": 2229,
"start": 5559.05,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "ruins our family life it puts a wrench"
},
{
"id": 2230,
"start": 5561.51,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "in every wow she sounds like LeAnn hard"
},
{
"id": 2231,
"start": 5564.42,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "[ __ ] core really yeah because we're"
},
{
"id": 2232,
"start": 5566.82,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "the other half to the sober October in"
},
{
"id": 2233,
"start": 5569.01,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "fact I think she and I should do a"
},
{
"id": 2234,
"start": 5570.39,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "podcast when you guys are doing sober"
},
{
"id": 2235,
"start": 5572.04,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "October so we can let people know how"
},
{
"id": 2236,
"start": 5574.44,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "much it wreaks havoc on everybody to get"
},
{
"id": 2237,
"start": 5576.57,
"duration": 5.9,
"text": "our wives to see which it which wife"
},
{
"id": 2238,
"start": 5578.79,
"duration": 3.68,
"text": "could milk the most semen out of us"
},
{
"id": 2239,
"start": 5582.5,
"duration": 4.09,
"text": "that's a good challenge"
},
{
"id": 2240,
"start": 5584.37,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "that's a great job I like that hey"
},
{
"id": 2241,
"start": 5586.59,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "someone dropped the artworks over"
},
{
"id": 2242,
"start": 5588.09,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "October milk the men the milkman jealous"
},
{
"id": 2243,
"start": 5591.3,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "I like this one well Ari needs a milker"
},
{
"id": 2244,
"start": 5593.25,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "he doesn't he'll find a few yeah he's"
},
{
"id": 2245,
"start": 5595.89,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "got some 25 year old hippie that makes"
},
{
"id": 2246,
"start": 5597.51,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "patchouli in New York yeah who doesn't"
},
{
"id": 2247,
"start": 5599.76,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "know what is through a table you know"
},
{
"id": 2248,
"start": 5602.04,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "yeah be fine let's see what can you guys"
},
{
"id": 2249,
"start": 5604.65,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "do that's inclusive and fun and because"
},
{
"id": 2250,
"start": 5607.23,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "I think you're right"
},
{
"id": 2251,
"start": 5608.22,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "the solo nature of the last one wasn't"
},
{
"id": 2252,
"start": 5610.47,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "fun because he wasn't enjoyable"
},
{
"id": 2253,
"start": 5612.45,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "it was interesting it's a good journey"
},
{
"id": 2254,
"start": 5614.64,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "but it wasn't it wasn't you know what"
},
{
"id": 2255,
"start": 5616.71,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "here's the thing about the hot yoga it"
},
{
"id": 2256,
"start": 5618.75,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "kind of sucks it is doable it's about"
},
{
"id": 2257,
"start": 5621.96,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "going there what if it was more like"
},
{
"id": 2258,
"start": 5624.03,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "yeah like at spin class kind of thing"
},
{
"id": 2259,
"start": 5626.43,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "like that sucks Michael but you don't"
},
{
"id": 2260,
"start": 5629.64,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "want to go [ __ ] 15 times in a month"
},
{
"id": 2261,
"start": 5632.04,
"duration": 2.16,
"text": "you know"
},
{
"id": 2262,
"start": 5632.4,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "or what if we paired up with I mean I I"
},
{
"id": 2263,
"start": 5634.2,
"duration": 3,
"text": "think all of us are pretty"
},
{
"id": 2264,
"start": 5635.25,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "anti-corporate but what if we did pair"
},
{
"id": 2265,
"start": 5637.2,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "up with a big corporation to do"
},
{
"id": 2266,
"start": 5639.15,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "something of theirs so we could I don't"
},
{
"id": 2267,
"start": 5642.66,
"duration": 2.13,
"text": "know I mean we're already gonna lose"
},
{
"id": 2268,
"start": 5643.71,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "jokes he's like we're not gonna all"
},
{
"id": 2269,
"start": 5644.79,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "financially benefit officer I've worked"
},
{
"id": 2270,
"start": 5646.11,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "over I think part of the fun of it is"
},
{
"id": 2271,
"start": 5647.19,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "that it's organic you know yeah I mean"
},
{
"id": 2272,
"start": 5650.22,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "going like I think going to the like"
},
{
"id": 2273,
"start": 5651.93,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "making yourself go to the class and"
},
{
"id": 2274,
"start": 5653.46,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "knowing that you can miss a day but man"
},
{
"id": 2275,
"start": 5655.68,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "you better not miss too many that made"
},
{
"id": 2276,
"start": 5657.27,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "it interesting to me yeah I liked I mean"
},
{
"id": 2277,
"start": 5660.06,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "when are you like when we were in"
},
{
"id": 2278,
"start": 5661.83,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "Arizona and Artie was like hey we gotta"
},
{
"id": 2279,
"start": 5663.63,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "go we gotta go we have a hot yoga class"
},
{
"id": 2280,
"start": 5665.61,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "at 5:00 and then we're doing a show at"
},
{
"id": 2281,
"start": 5667.32,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "8:00 it was kind of fun to dip out go do"
},
{
"id": 2282,
"start": 5669.48,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "hot yoga did you already do that week"
},
{
"id": 2283,
"start": 5671.46,
"duration": 1.83,
"text": "with him"
},
{
"id": 2284,
"start": 5671.97,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "well then you guys weren't you guys"
},
{
"id": 2285,
"start": 5673.29,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "gonna do something like where were"
},
{
"id": 2286,
"start": 5674.49,
"duration": 3,
"text": "taught Utah he did it yeah how was it it"
},
{
"id": 2287,
"start": 5676.83,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "was great"
},
{
"id": 2288,
"start": 5677.49,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "Arya's [ __ ] hilarious to watch ski"
},
{
"id": 2289,
"start": 5680.79,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "really is the ugliest skier you've ever"
},
{
"id": 2290,
"start": 5683.37,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "seen in your life he is first of all"
},
{
"id": 2291,
"start": 5685.71,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "he's taller and lankier than anyone out"
},
{
"id": 2292,
"start": 5688.53,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "there he dresses like he's a child"
},
{
"id": 2293,
"start": 5690.57,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "he has like stars and stripes pants a"
},
{
"id": 2294,
"start": 5693.09,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "dirk nowitzki jersey on he covers his"
},
{
"id": 2295,
"start": 5696.45,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "face all in black so it looks like he's"
},
{
"id": 2296,
"start": 5698.25,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "like one of those GI Joe men yeah and"
},
{
"id": 2297,
"start": 5700.17,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "then he skis like a pizza pie whereas he"
},
{
"id": 2298,
"start": 5703.83,
"duration": 6.11,
"text": "just snow plows whole time but he goes"
},
{
"id": 2299,
"start": 5706.05,
"duration": 8.19,
"text": "60 miles an hour snow plowing like it's"
},
{
"id": 2300,
"start": 5709.94,
"duration": 5.44,
"text": "disgusting yeah but he it was a fun week"
},
{
"id": 2301,
"start": 5714.24,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "oh man all we did was talk [ __ ] about"
},
{
"id": 2302,
"start": 5715.38,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "comedy really oh that's your favorite"
},
{
"id": 2303,
"start": 5718.35,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "thing to do the 100% you that's yours"
},
{
"id": 2304,
"start": 5720.57,
"duration": 6,
"text": "too not as much as you I enjoy watching"
},
{
"id": 2305,
"start": 5723.45,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "you gossip more than anything we like"
},
{
"id": 2306,
"start": 5726.57,
"duration": 4.49,
"text": "gossiping gossip Tamilians yeah but we I"
},
{
"id": 2307,
"start": 5729.18,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "mean I do you think you're like you"
},
{
"id": 2308,
"start": 5731.06,
"duration": 4.84,
"text": "enhance it for me I get into it I get"
},
{
"id": 2309,
"start": 5733.89,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "into it I like to punch up yes it's fun"
},
{
"id": 2310,
"start": 5735.9,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "to watch you get excited about a target"
},
{
"id": 2311,
"start": 5737.97,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "oh dude when we went down this blue run"
},
{
"id": 2312,
"start": 5741.48,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "it's called boomer and in the middle of"
},
{
"id": 2313,
"start": 5743.37,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "boomer in Salt Lake City there's a bar"
},
{
"id": 2314,
"start": 5745.11,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "and we went down we've been skiing like"
},
{
"id": 2315,
"start": 5747.06,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "half the day but like maybe five runs we"
},
{
"id": 2316,
"start": 5749.13,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "get to this bar boomer and we sit down"
},
{
"id": 2317,
"start": 5750.48,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "when again we want a beer we want a beer"
},
{
"id": 2318,
"start": 5751.89,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "and then something pops up on the"
},
{
"id": 2319,
"start": 5753.6,
"duration": 2.99,
"text": "internet and now someone's like dude"
},
{
"id": 2320,
"start": 5755.13,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "have you seen this and all of a sudden"
},
{
"id": 2321,
"start": 5756.59,
"duration": 4.99,
"text": "we're it boom worth this bar for two"
},
{
"id": 2322,
"start": 5759.24,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "hours and then at one point we're like"
},
{
"id": 2323,
"start": 5761.58,
"duration": 1.98,
"text": "[ __ ] you just want to ski down to the"
},
{
"id": 2324,
"start": 5762.63,
"duration": 3.17,
"text": "bottom you're drunk and finish this"
},
{
"id": 2325,
"start": 5763.56,
"duration": 2.24,
"text": "conversation"
},
{
"id": 2326,
"start": 5766.11,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "it sounds like a lot of fun dude I have"
},
{
"id": 2327,
"start": 5768.63,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "I I could talk about comedy for days oh"
},
{
"id": 2328,
"start": 5771.75,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "I know I love it I know what you do"
},
{
"id": 2329,
"start": 5774.12,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "sexting no just keeping up with stuff"
},
{
"id": 2330,
"start": 5776.58,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "don't worry what are you texting them"
},
{
"id": 2331,
"start": 5777.78,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "for don't worry I'm texting their laugh"
},
{
"id": 2332,
"start": 5779.61,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "track no I mean laugh track I hear them"
},
{
"id": 2333,
"start": 5782.49,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "cackling in there they're laughing at"
},
{
"id": 2334,
"start": 5784.74,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "moments they want to let they don't do"
},
{
"id": 2335,
"start": 5786.03,
"duration": 2.67,
"text": "you think I'm instructing them but that"
},
{
"id": 2336,
"start": 5787.32,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "was a legit laugh track when I was"
},
{
"id": 2337,
"start": 5788.7,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "outside was another [ __ ] cackle it"
},
{
"id": 2338,
"start": 5791.58,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "you hear it again but that's that's just"
},
{
"id": 2339,
"start": 5793.86,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "him why does he have the [ __ ] mask on"
},
{
"id": 2340,
"start": 5795.72,
"duration": 8.88,
"text": "his face he's oh he's blast kinase oh"
},
{
"id": 2341,
"start": 5798.48,
"duration": 10.08,
"text": "sweet didn't want me to know I got"
},
{
"id": 2342,
"start": 5804.6,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "friends coming you mind covering up yeah"
},
{
"id": 2343,
"start": 5808.56,
"duration": 4.31,
"text": "no problem"
},
{
"id": 2344,
"start": 5809.7,
"duration": 7.05,
"text": "you got it legit set here I am yeah"
},
{
"id": 2345,
"start": 5812.87,
"duration": 5.47,
"text": "you've seen it well not one McDonald's"
},
{
"id": 2346,
"start": 5816.75,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "are sponsoring because when they gave us"
},
{
"id": 2347,
"start": 5818.34,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "they gave us 2.3 million dollars and"
},
{
"id": 2348,
"start": 5820.11,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "they were like if you paint the set or"
},
{
"id": 2349,
"start": 5821.94,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "McDonald's colors great and when they"
},
{
"id": 2350,
"start": 5824.64,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "pulled out and Morton's jumped on and"
},
{
"id": 2351,
"start": 5827.28,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "then they fired us like two weeks ago"
},
{
"id": 2352,
"start": 5829.47,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "really yeah so what's the ideal sponsor"
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"text": "food to go all green and white yeah that"
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"text": "are you a stake in the middle be awesome"
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"text": "sit on the sidewalk outside the theater"
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"text": "it is that you all of us I go then I'm"
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"text": "bigger great you're a girl today where"
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},
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"duration": 3.63,
"text": "I don't know you know they sent me a"
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},
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"duration": 5.76,
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"text": "I'll say this by the way you hundred"
},
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"id": 2419,
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"duration": 4.1,
"text": "percent true I've always told people"
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"duration": 4.62,
"text": "this you're gonna excellent cook oh"
},
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"duration": 4.78,
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"duration": 4.891,
"text": "yeah I was I would look at going to your"
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"duration": 3.391,
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},
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"id": 2428,
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{
"id": 2429,
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"text": "good food oh yeah who would cook feasts"
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"id": 2430,
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"text": "oh man those days are the best those"
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"duration": 5.099,
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"duration": 8.4,
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{
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"id": 2435,
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"text": "running around she just looked at me and"
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{
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"id": 2455,
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "guys came over and Stroupe was like hey"
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"id": 2456,
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"duration": 3.87,
"text": "uh your bonuses how do you want it in"
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"id": 2457,
"start": 6077.369,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "cash or in the cheque I was like I'll"
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"duration": 4.261,
"text": "give it cash and he gave me like six"
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"duration": 3.06,
"text": "thousand dollars in cash and I was like"
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"id": 2460,
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"id": 2461,
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"duration": 2.489,
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"duration": 3.27,
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"id": 2463,
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"text": "dollars in cash and you were like holy"
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"id": 2466,
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"duration": 4.441,
"text": "[ __ ] I was like I know you believe this"
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"duration": 5.34,
"text": "that's good I look back to those times"
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"duration": 5.94,
"text": "so fondly because it was like even like"
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"text": "like yeah this is such like some wrong"
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"id": 2473,
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"duration": 2.64,
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"duration": 2.25,
"text": "don't if you only know Tom for this"
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"id": 2476,
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"id": 2477,
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"duration": 4.951,
"text": "he me and him are very similar in that"
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"duration": 5.82,
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"duration": 4.58,
"text": "joke like this oh yeah yeah that face"
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"text": "all yeah but"
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"duration": 4.98,
"text": "and there's another part of him where he"
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"text": "like will like it's almost like like a"
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"duration": 3.32,
"text": "child where he looks at you and that you"
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"id": 2484,
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"duration": 3.48,
"text": "can tell he's got a thought he's against"
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"id": 2485,
"start": 6132.55,
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"text": "you burp a lot"
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"text": "I was like huh he's a here you've burped"
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"text": "like a hundred times in this car ride I"
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"id": 2489,
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"duration": 3.78,
"text": "no you actually do yeah and then I"
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"id": 2490,
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"text": "started going goddamnit I do burp a lot"
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"id": 2491,
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"duration": 4.08,
"text": "yeah and then the next thing was I saw"
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"text": "him like a week later he was like guess"
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"text": "there's definitely something wrong"
},
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"text": "burping lot and then I was thinking"
},
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"id": 2497,
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"text": "about I'm talking about to him and I"
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"text": "definitely have like some acid reflux"
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"text": "well I was burping I didn't realize you"
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"duration": 5.04,
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"text": "even drinking we were just in the car"
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"text": "yeah and I was burping like a lot and"
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"text": "you're going I hear my air - that's my"
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"id": 2505,
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"duration": 3.54,
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"id": 2506,
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"duration": 8.85,
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"text": "by the way aside from you yeah"
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"id": 2511,
"start": 6195.32,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "slow down I was gonna say that look Bert"
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"id": 2512,
"start": 6199.46,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "made me feel like that I was a slow"
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"id": 2513,
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"text": "eater"
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"id": 2514,
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"duration": 3.27,
"text": "oh yeah like he'd eat a steak and four"
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"id": 2515,
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"text": "bites I was like are you all right he's"
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"text": "like what dude that should be I sweat"
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"id": 2517,
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"text": "when I eat yeah no he's"
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"id": 2518,
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"duration": 4.05,
"text": "you're a fast eater no I don't know if"
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"id": 2519,
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"duration": 4.2,
"text": "you can do quantity but I know that you"
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"duration": 3.36,
"text": "can do speed can we incorporate this and"
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{
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"start": 6216.8,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "so broad cover maybe you're saying"
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{
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"start": 6218.15,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "summer but can you start eating faster"
},
{
"id": 2523,
"start": 6220.04,
"duration": 5.33,
"text": "what I like that eating faster I don't"
},
{
"id": 2524,
"start": 6222.86,
"duration": 6.6,
"text": "mean faster eating contests"
},
{
"id": 2525,
"start": 6225.37,
"duration": 5.32,
"text": "I could eat can't get [ __ ] up we're"
},
{
"id": 2526,
"start": 6229.46,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "gonna lose Joel on an eating contest"
},
{
"id": 2527,
"start": 6230.69,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "gets fatter on October yeah you just get"
},
{
"id": 2528,
"start": 6233.09,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "the fattest that's not we got to make it"
},
{
"id": 2529,
"start": 6235.49,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "something that's no yeah he would"
},
{
"id": 2530,
"start": 6237.95,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "definitely although he would just take"
},
{
"id": 2531,
"start": 6239.45,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "it to the next level and gain a hundred"
},
{
"id": 2532,
"start": 6240.53,
"duration": 6.63,
"text": "values it this week"
},
{
"id": 2533,
"start": 6243.23,
"duration": 7.83,
"text": "yes I'll lose aroma jog yeah we need it"
},
{
"id": 2534,
"start": 6247.16,
"duration": 6.12,
"text": "to be something that is folds and easy"
},
{
"id": 2535,
"start": 6251.06,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "to Joe in ari's life but makes it fun"
},
{
"id": 2536,
"start": 6253.28,
"duration": 2.19,
"text": "for our family so which we're not you"
},
{
"id": 2537,
"start": 6254.93,
"duration": 2.1,
"text": "know what I mean"
},
{
"id": 2538,
"start": 6255.47,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "good luck yeah"
},
{
"id": 2539,
"start": 6257.03,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "oh there it is oh those are not the"
},
{
"id": 2540,
"start": 6259.73,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "person talk no no I know I did a"
},
{
"id": 2541,
"start": 6261.35,
"duration": 2.28,
"text": "different on purpose I was almost doing"
},
{
"id": 2542,
"start": 6262.85,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "the regular ones"
},
{
"id": 2543,
"start": 6263.63,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "what do you why do you think have you"
},
{
"id": 2544,
"start": 6265.34,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "always been a fast eater a very my dad"
},
{
"id": 2545,
"start": 6267.44,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "was a fast eater and so I looked at it's"
},
{
"id": 2546,
"start": 6268.73,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "like a rite of manhood and you'd be fast"
},
{
"id": 2547,
"start": 6271.01,
"duration": 6.15,
"text": "and that's how a man active really do I"
},
{
"id": 2548,
"start": 6273.65,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "eat horrifically fast how how he's"
},
{
"id": 2549,
"start": 6277.16,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "really fast too"
},
{
"id": 2550,
"start": 6277.94,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "my dad eats real fast yeah like like I'm"
},
{
"id": 2551,
"start": 6281.51,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "like a shark like I I literally my eyes"
},
{
"id": 2552,
"start": 6284.42,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "go back in my head and I just and I just"
},
{
"id": 2553,
"start": 6286.64,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "can't stop I see I don't know how to"
},
{
"id": 2554,
"start": 6289.16,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "feel like do you do the thing it's this"
},
{
"id": 2555,
"start": 6290.84,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "a super fat person thing where you're"
},
{
"id": 2556,
"start": 6292.37,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "like well like even it's really good but"
},
{
"id": 2557,
"start": 6296.42,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "I'm totally full but like I can't not"
},
{
"id": 2558,
"start": 6299.33,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "eat everything right and then you're"
},
{
"id": 2559,
"start": 6300.8,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "like right us really hurts and you still"
},
{
"id": 2560,
"start": 6303.14,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "like keep eating you're like got and"
},
{
"id": 2561,
"start": 6304.97,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "then Clark sometimes somebody like a"
},
{
"id": 2562,
"start": 6306.71,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "sensible not fat person will be like you"
},
{
"id": 2563,
"start": 6308.99,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "know you don't have to keep eating then"
},
{
"id": 2564,
"start": 6310.01,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "you're oh yeah I didn't think about that"
},
{
"id": 2565,
"start": 6311.78,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "if someone makes me of me at all you"
},
{
"id": 2566,
"start": 6314.15,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "know no not gonna lean one part not"
},
{
"id": 2567,
"start": 6316.04,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "eaten all of it I'll eat all of it yeah"
},
{
"id": 2568,
"start": 6318.14,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "I find it disrespectful and I eat"
},
{
"id": 2569,
"start": 6319.76,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "everything last night I had fought at a"
},
{
"id": 2570,
"start": 6321.32,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "friend's house and I didn't I was not"
},
{
"id": 2571,
"start": 6323.18,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "hungry but they served me a big bowl of"
},
{
"id": 2572,
"start": 6324.62,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "pho ate the whole thing I didn't want it"
},
{
"id": 2573,
"start": 6326.3,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "I just ate it I was like you get"
},
{
"id": 2574,
"start": 6327.68,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "diarrhea from that I was [ __ ] at the"
},
{
"id": 2575,
"start": 6329.63,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "Comedy Store last night because of it I"
},
{
"id": 2576,
"start": 6331.25,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "how was the story I'm like that was"
},
{
"id": 2577,
"start": 6333.23,
"duration": 7.98,
"text": "great it was it was great it was really"
},
{
"id": 2578,
"start": 6336.29,
"duration": 9.78,
"text": "awesome um I also if I'm that way with"
},
{
"id": 2579,
"start": 6341.21,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "booze you like I cannot leave I cannot"
},
{
"id": 2580,
"start": 6346.07,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "leave a like if someone gives me over"
},
{
"id": 2581,
"start": 6348.23,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "the bottle of wine and we're gonna drink"
},
{
"id": 2582,
"start": 6349.34,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "palawan yeah we're not gonna drink half"
},
{
"id": 2583,
"start": 6351.32,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "of it right if someone gives me a beer"
},
{
"id": 2584,
"start": 6353.27,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "I'm not gonna leave I'm gonna drink the"
},
{
"id": 2585,
"start": 6354.59,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "whole beer I'm not gonna so you're not"
},
{
"id": 2586,
"start": 6356.21,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "gonna leave here unless you finish six"
},
{
"id": 2587,
"start": 6359.15,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "more beers and abala tito's I have to"
},
{
"id": 2588,
"start": 6360.74,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "finish right yeah yeah you're fine one"
},
{
"id": 2589,
"start": 6364.22,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "of the first times one of the first"
},
{
"id": 2590,
"start": 6365.45,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "times I started and drink for like six"
},
{
"id": 2591,
"start": 6368.09,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "months when I was dating Leanne because"
},
{
"id": 2592,
"start": 6369.32,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "we she dumped me for early on for"
},
{
"id": 2593,
"start": 6372.56,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "drinking no it wasn't for drinking but I"
},
{
"id": 2594,
"start": 6374.27,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "I what we got into a fight was I was"
},
{
"id": 2595,
"start": 6376.97,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "drunk when that happened and I got I"
},
{
"id": 2596,
"start": 6378.95,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "felt like alcohol betrayed me for the"
},
{
"id": 2597,
"start": 6380.57,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "first time so I was like I'm putting"
},
{
"id": 2598,
"start": 6382.07,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "alcohol in timeout and then I was like"
},
{
"id": 2599,
"start": 6383.9,
"duration": 2.82,
"text": "and then I got to a place I was like"
},
{
"id": 2600,
"start": 6385.19,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "maybe I'll never drink again I thought"
},
{
"id": 2601,
"start": 6386.72,
"duration": 4,
"text": "that and then we went to Italy and when"
},
{
"id": 2602,
"start": 6389.12,
"duration": 3.37,
"text": "it was snowing we were in Venice it was"
},
{
"id": 2603,
"start": 6390.72,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "snowing and we were and it was like"
},
{
"id": 2604,
"start": 6392.49,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "during a vacation so gnomes on those"
},
{
"id": 2605,
"start": 6394.23,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "roads no one's on the streets and we"
},
{
"id": 2606,
"start": 6396.78,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "went to a little restaurant and it"
},
{
"id": 2607,
"start": 6398.76,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "started snowing they she said I say we"
},
{
"id": 2608,
"start": 6400.29,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "just walk around all night and I was"
},
{
"id": 2609,
"start": 6402.27,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "like I gotta be honest with you I really"
},
{
"id": 2610,
"start": 6403.89,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "want a glass of wine"
},
{
"id": 2611,
"start": 6404.79,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "and I hadn't drank or wanted to drink in"
},
{
"id": 2612,
"start": 6406.83,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "six months she goes do it I don't give a"
},
{
"id": 2613,
"start": 6408.78,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "[ __ ] and I was like really yeah she goes"
},
{
"id": 2614,
"start": 6410.7,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "I don't give a drinking problem I just"
},
{
"id": 2615,
"start": 6412.23,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "think you drank a lot"
},
{
"id": 2616,
"start": 6413.1,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "but here's now this is going from not"
},
{
"id": 2617,
"start": 6415.68,
"duration": 2.67,
"text": "drinking at all so I have a couple"
},
{
"id": 2618,
"start": 6417.24,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "glasses wine they bring the bottle out"
},
{
"id": 2619,
"start": 6418.35,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "and I go we're not gonna leave the"
},
{
"id": 2620,
"start": 6420.18,
"duration": 2.7,
"text": "[ __ ] bottle we got a murder the"
},
{
"id": 2621,
"start": 6421.26,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "goddamn bottle like I'm not gonna and I"
},
{
"id": 2622,
"start": 6422.88,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "hadn't drank it all I had one glass I"
},
{
"id": 2623,
"start": 6424.56,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "felt really buzzed you know we're"
},
{
"id": 2624,
"start": 6426.54,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "killing the whole bottle now I'm burping"
},
{
"id": 2625,
"start": 6427.65,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "a lot I noticed it yeah and then we"
},
{
"id": 2626,
"start": 6429.99,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "killed the bottle we walked out in the"
},
{
"id": 2627,
"start": 6431.04,
"duration": 2.13,
"text": "snow was one of those romantic nights I"
},
{
"id": 2628,
"start": 6432.48,
"duration": 2.61,
"text": "ever had in my life"
},
{
"id": 2629,
"start": 6433.17,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "I was [ __ ] great where was this in in"
},
{
"id": 2630,
"start": 6435.09,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "Venice in Italy and just snow it just"
},
{
"id": 2631,
"start": 6438.21,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "started falling it was brand-new"
},
{
"id": 2632,
"start": 6440.25,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "snow-covered streets no one had walked"
},
{
"id": 2633,
"start": 6442.02,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "on it it was like midnight and it was"
},
{
"id": 2634,
"start": 6444.06,
"duration": 2.82,
"text": "right after New Year's Eve so everything"
},
{
"id": 2635,
"start": 6445.74,
"duration": 2.67,
"text": "was shut it's like your honeymoon"
},
{
"id": 2636,
"start": 6446.88,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "no no it says she thought I was gonna"
},
{
"id": 2637,
"start": 6448.41,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "propose to her but yeah and I didn't I"
},
{
"id": 2638,
"start": 6450.9,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "did it in my bed instead later it's the"
},
{
"id": 2639,
"start": 6452.94,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "way that you walked through and she was"
},
{
"id": 2640,
"start": 6454.5,
"duration": 7.17,
"text": "like here it is again like oh I gotta"
},
{
"id": 2641,
"start": 6457.56,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "take a [ __ ] pretty bad tie my shoe huh"
},
{
"id": 2642,
"start": 6461.67,
"duration": 5.12,
"text": "what are you crying for wait why did she"
},
{
"id": 2643,
"start": 6465.87,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "dump you"
},
{
"id": 2644,
"start": 6466.79,
"duration": 6.07,
"text": "first we got into a fight with her"
},
{
"id": 2645,
"start": 6468.99,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "friend and I wouldn't let it go her"
},
{
"id": 2646,
"start": 6472.86,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "friend picked a fight with me at a"
},
{
"id": 2647,
"start": 6474.33,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "dinner and I wouldn't let it go and I I"
},
{
"id": 2648,
"start": 6477.09,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "like after three days I was still upset"
},
{
"id": 2649,
"start": 6479.46,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "with it and she and I hadn't said I love"
},
{
"id": 2650,
"start": 6481.5,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "you to her yet she had said I love you"
},
{
"id": 2651,
"start": 6483.54,
"duration": 6.09,
"text": "to me and I hormones yeah what the [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2652,
"start": 6487.86,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "she's like I love you you're like cool I"
},
{
"id": 2653,
"start": 6489.63,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "said cool yeah she goes I said no"
},
{
"id": 2654,
"start": 6492.69,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "actually I said she goes I love you and"
},
{
"id": 2655,
"start": 6494.46,
"duration": 5.67,
"text": "I said you do so yeah and you love me"
},
{
"id": 2656,
"start": 6496.95,
"duration": 6.42,
"text": "and I said I do oh yeah and I was like"
},
{
"id": 2657,
"start": 6500.13,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "cool oh and I just wasn't I wasn't I"
},
{
"id": 2658,
"start": 6503.37,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "wasn't ready to settle down I didn't"
},
{
"id": 2659,
"start": 6504.78,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "want to like I didn't know I didn't want"
},
{
"id": 2660,
"start": 6506.67,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "to put labels on it I don't really the"
},
{
"id": 2661,
"start": 6508.56,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "time 28 god you guys are old now it's"
},
{
"id": 2662,
"start": 6512.55,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "hell you're gonna get her a minute I"
},
{
"id": 2663,
"start": 6514.29,
"duration": 8.42,
"text": "would because I'm a grown ass kids me oh"
},
{
"id": 2664,
"start": 6517.26,
"duration": 10.89,
"text": "yeah we have babies in this forever no"
},
{
"id": 2665,
"start": 6522.71,
"duration": 7.57,
"text": "[ __ ] started crazy dude I was 33 when"
},
{
"id": 2666,
"start": 6528.15,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "you were when I was when but that's not"
},
{
"id": 2667,
"start": 6530.28,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "that different your than seven years"
},
{
"id": 2668,
"start": 6531.42,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "yeah older it's not that I'm not seven"
},
{
"id": 2669,
"start": 6533.91,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "years old or you're seven years older no"
},
{
"id": 2670,
"start": 6535.65,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "you're seven years older than I was when"
},
{
"id": 2671,
"start": 6537.09,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "I had kids oh really yeah oh so it's not"
},
{
"id": 2672,
"start": 6539.97,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "that bad wait how old were you and"
},
{
"id": 2673,
"start": 6541.95,
"duration": 7.74,
"text": "Georgia was born thirty George I'm 46"
},
{
"id": 2674,
"start": 6545.4,
"duration": 6.89,
"text": "now she's 14 so 32 okay so we got no I"
},
{
"id": 2675,
"start": 6549.69,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "was 32 when we got married he was yeah I"
},
{
"id": 2676,
"start": 6552.29,
"duration": 6.97,
"text": "was 36 when you had the Ellis the oldest"
},
{
"id": 2677,
"start": 6556.5,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "yeah oh you say his name now yeah well I"
},
{
"id": 2678,
"start": 6559.26,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "say the oldest for 36 that's not too bad"
},
{
"id": 2679,
"start": 6560.91,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "no it's not too bad the old one yeah"
},
{
"id": 2680,
"start": 6564.12,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "he's gonna be a hundred when his kids in"
},
{
"id": 2681,
"start": 6566.22,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "kindergarten well he's gonna go to that"
},
{
"id": 2682,
"start": 6567.51,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "high school graduation and they'll be"
},
{
"id": 2683,
"start": 6569.13,
"duration": 7.59,
"text": "like your granddad's so only"
},
{
"id": 2684,
"start": 6571.02,
"duration": 8.19,
"text": "mean-looking oh my gosh that's my dad"
},
{
"id": 2685,
"start": 6576.72,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "come on hey I'll be able to smoke pot"
},
{
"id": 2686,
"start": 6579.21,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "with my kids yeah I've been like 55 in"
},
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"text": "Georgia's in college yeah that's pretty"
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"text": "cool"
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"id": 2689,
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"text": "yeah boy like when they come home from"
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"text": "the they'll bring a friend when they"
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"text": "come hey you guys wanna rage tonight"
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"id": 2692,
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"duration": 6.87,
"text": "that's gonna get the cue fire some"
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"text": "smoked dinosaur barbecue ribs uh dad's"
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"text": "got a speedo on George we got a pool"
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"duration": 6.21,
"text": "board and her friends are gonna be like"
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"text": "your tats so much fun yeah George's"
},
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"duration": 3.39,
"text": "friends do not think I'm fun at all"
},
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"duration": 3.93,
"text": "think now who [ __ ] about me really yeah"
},
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"duration": 2.58,
"text": "I'll his friends could give two shits no"
},
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"text": "one cares"
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"duration": 3.99,
"text": "at all none of the friends none of them"
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"duration": 3.75,
"text": "right I figured that some of the friends"
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"text": "guys boys no yeah when they start having"
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"text": "the friends are gonna go nuts for you"
},
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"start": 6627.96,
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"text": "but if like oh this is a you know Kyle I"
},
{
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "have class with him he's gonna go"
},
{
"id": 2710,
"start": 6632.1,
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"text": "[ __ ] crazy your dad's a machine oh"
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"duration": 1.89,
"text": "he's gonna love it"
},
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"duration": 2.58,
"text": "he's gonna love it and then they'll end"
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{
"id": 2713,
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"text": "up attracting just a bunch of"
},
{
"id": 2714,
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"duration": 4.8,
"text": "mouth-breathing window the girls yeah"
},
{
"id": 2715,
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"duration": 4.17,
"text": "all dude I could do keg stands yeah yeah"
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"id": 2716,
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"duration": 5,
"text": "I should have a pizza box to win"
},
{
"id": 2717,
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"duration": 3.74,
"text": "election dude I'm just like your dad"
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"duration": 3.91,
"text": "when they start dating yep they're"
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{
"id": 2719,
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"duration": 3.6,
"text": "wiring you know that you've wired them"
},
{
"id": 2720,
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"duration": 4.38,
"text": "to like it's like you know they're gonna"
},
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"id": 2721,
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"duration": 4.65,
"text": "go right date a guy like your dad I did"
},
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"duration": 4.65,
"text": "in the past before Tom and I [ __ ]"
},
{
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"text": "hated it it was such torture for me"
},
{
"id": 2724,
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"duration": 11.1,
"text": "noise running car washes you get in the"
},
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"duration": 12.5,
"text": "car you dress nice put on the red"
},
{
"id": 2726,
"start": 6671.38,
"duration": 14.46,
"text": "lipstick all right let's go gold chain"
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"id": 2727,
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"duration": 5.74,
"text": "no way Tommy is the opposite of"
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"duration": 3.45,
"text": "everything in my family but that's why I"
},
{
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"duration": 3.63,
"text": "was so attracted to him because he's"
},
{
"id": 2730,
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"duration": 4.95,
"text": "like stable and sane and kind and he"
},
{
"id": 2731,
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"duration": 5.64,
"text": "does what he says he's gonna do and like"
},
{
"id": 2732,
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"duration": 5.1,
"text": "he's just sweet her him do you feel like"
},
{
"id": 2733,
"start": 6697.27,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "and I'll say this I know that you're"
},
{
"id": 2734,
"start": 6699.34,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "successful but none of us in this room"
},
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"id": 2735,
"start": 6702.07,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "are successful Tommy of course you feel"
},
{
"id": 2736,
"start": 6704.32,
"duration": 7.56,
"text": "like you picked the right horse oh my"
},
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"id": 2737,
"start": 6706.06,
"duration": 11.1,
"text": "god all the time one of your friends is"
},
{
"id": 2738,
"start": 6711.88,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "gonna be famous and I'd be like oh I say"
},
{
"id": 2739,
"start": 6717.16,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "to him all the time"
},
{
"id": 2740,
"start": 6718.24,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "what do I tell you Tommy I say to you"
},
{
"id": 2741,
"start": 6720.64,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "you tell you said she goes he's a winner"
},
{
"id": 2742,
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"duration": 4.77,
"text": "yeah no I knew you were a winner here's"
},
{
"id": 2743,
"start": 6726.49,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "a truth burnt shot is that I knew Tommy"
},
{
"id": 2744,
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "was a goddamn winner from the moment"
},
{
"id": 2745,
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "that I met him you know man we're all"
},
{
"id": 2746,
"start": 6731.8,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "[ __ ] open mic errs well you're in a"
},
{
"id": 2747,
"start": 6733.54,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "class ahead of us remember but like"
},
{
"id": 2748,
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"duration": 4.47,
"text": "Tommy was 23 and he was funnier than"
},
{
"id": 2749,
"start": 6737.56,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "everybody like he's the kind that"
},
{
"id": 2750,
"start": 6739.21,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "started stand-up and was amazing it's"
},
{
"id": 2751,
"start": 6741.58,
"duration": 6.15,
"text": "tough when I bombed in front of Burt 10"
},
{
"id": 2752,
"start": 6743.41,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "times yeah but you also think [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2753,
"start": 6747.73,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "your thinking was straight I always knew"
},
{
"id": 2754,
"start": 6749.89,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "that you would be I'll tell you what"
},
{
"id": 2755,
"start": 6751.15,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "I'll tell you when I knew Tommy was a"
},
{
"id": 2756,
"start": 6752.68,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "winner yeah is uh we did a TV show and"
},
{
"id": 2757,
"start": 6756.76,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "they were like hey I was like we need to"
},
{
"id": 2758,
"start": 6759.16,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "bring in a writer do you've any"
},
{
"id": 2759,
"start": 6760.45,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "suggestions I go my buddy Tom Segura is"
},
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"id": 2760,
"start": 6763,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "a really great comic he could be writer"
},
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"id": 2761,
"start": 6765.04,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "and I was I think I was doing birth"
},
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"id": 2762,
"start": 6768.25,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "conquer at the time so I went to do"
},
{
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"start": 6769.72,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "birth conquer I came back a week later"
},
{
"id": 2764,
"start": 6771.22,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "and um had not only taken the head"
},
{
"id": 2765,
"start": 6774.76,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "writers job he was also executive"
},
{
"id": 2766,
"start": 6776.05,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "producing the show"
},
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"id": 2767,
"start": 6778.18,
"duration": 8.01,
"text": "guys was the executive producer was now"
},
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"id": 2768,
"start": 6780.85,
"duration": 7.2,
"text": "doing crowd control there you go the"
},
{
"id": 2769,
"start": 6786.19,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "whole [ __ ] show he's like so here's"
},
{
"id": 2770,
"start": 6788.05,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "the breakdown I'll show you how it works"
},
{
"id": 2771,
"start": 6789.46,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "and he's show ran the whole show and I"
},
{
"id": 2772,
"start": 6791.41,
"duration": 6.74,
"text": "was like shut the [ __ ] up and that show"
},
{
"id": 2773,
"start": 6794.41,
"duration": 7.35,
"text": "was the funniest that show [ __ ] show"
},
{
"id": 2774,
"start": 6798.15,
"duration": 6.85,
"text": "called buzzed that I remember yeah yeah"
},
{
"id": 2775,
"start": 6801.76,
"duration": 6.45,
"text": "[ __ ] brainer like yeah and he was but"
},
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"id": 2776,
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"duration": 5.79,
"text": "that's why he's - if it makes sense it"
},
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"id": 2777,
"start": 6808.21,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "was designed for Bert like yeah"
},
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"id": 2778,
"start": 6810.79,
"duration": 5.06,
"text": "literally you couldn't have anybody else"
},
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"id": 2779,
"start": 6812.26,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "and the pilot was hilarious hilarious"
},
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"id": 2780,
"start": 6815.85,
"duration": 5.92,
"text": "and they not that they they shut it down"
},
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"id": 2781,
"start": 6818.74,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "immediately yeah like it wasn't easy was"
},
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"id": 2782,
"start": 6821.77,
"duration": 2.82,
"text": "involved yeah and they're like the"
},
{
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"start": 6823.18,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "show's called but but there's those"
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{
"id": 2784,
"start": 6824.59,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "dating shows or they put booze and all"
},
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"id": 2785,
"start": 6827.29,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "those people the premise the blind-date"
},
{
"id": 2786,
"start": 6829.45,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "show is boozing no no no I know I"
},
{
"id": 2787,
"start": 6831.67,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "remember that yes I remember it had a"
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{
"id": 2788,
"start": 6834.01,
"duration": 6.75,
"text": "segment for those you listening we had a"
},
{
"id": 2789,
"start": 6835.48,
"duration": 8.07,
"text": "segment called called was it a liquid or"
},
{
"id": 2790,
"start": 6840.76,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "stick it yeah where it was like we put"
},
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"id": 2791,
"start": 6843.55,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "up a slow at celebrity and you have to"
},
{
"id": 2792,
"start": 6845.14,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "guess if she was straight or gay yeah"
},
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"id": 2793,
"start": 6846.82,
"duration": 4.85,
"text": "and so hilarious it was hilarious and it"
},
{
"id": 2794,
"start": 6849.19,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "was like it was like Hilary Swank"
},
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"id": 2795,
"start": 6851.67,
"duration": 5.02,
"text": "Jennifer Garner and then it was Jamie"
},
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"id": 2796,
"start": 6854.2,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "Lee Curtis and this guy goes stick hit"
},
{
"id": 2797,
"start": 6856.69,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "my dad [ __ ] her and we're like what"
},
{
"id": 2798,
"start": 6858.82,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "and he goes my dad [ __ ] Jamie Lee Curtis"
},
{
"id": 2799,
"start": 6860.47,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "and I go I was heard she's a"
},
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"id": 2800,
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"duration": 2.85,
"text": "hermaphrodite and he goes no my dad"
},
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"id": 2801,
"start": 6864.67,
"duration": 2.43,
"text": "[ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2802,
"start": 6865.18,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "but then again would my dad say [ __ ] -"
},
{
"id": 2803,
"start": 6867.1,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "dude probably not there's only one way"
},
{
"id": 2804,
"start": 6868.87,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "to find out I'm gonna call him and we go"
},
{
"id": 2805,
"start": 6870.49,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "I go if you call him you get an extra"
},
{
"id": 2806,
"start": 6871.72,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "hundred dollars on speakerphone speaker"
},
{
"id": 2807,
"start": 6874.45,
"duration": 3.98,
"text": "money goes dad did you [ __ ] Jamie Lee"
},
{
"id": 2808,
"start": 6876.46,
"duration": 8.85,
"text": "Curtis and his down on the back goes"
},
{
"id": 2809,
"start": 6878.43,
"duration": 8.62,
"text": "affirmative each other yeah we these two"
},
{
"id": 2810,
"start": 6885.31,
"duration": 5.6,
"text": "Mexican guys and Tom had a segment"
},
{
"id": 2811,
"start": 6887.05,
"duration": 7.41,
"text": "called Mexican"
},
{
"id": 2812,
"start": 6890.91,
"duration": 3.55,
"text": "[Laughter]"
},
{
"id": 2813,
"start": 6903.12,
"duration": 3.76,
"text": "yeah they're like she kills it she's"
},
{
"id": 2814,
"start": 6905.26,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "Mexican we're like not she's Puerto"
},
{
"id": 2815,
"start": 6906.88,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "Rican this show is so great we got these"
},
{
"id": 2816,
"start": 6908.92,
"duration": 3.179,
"text": "girls in these hot three girls and there"
},
{
"id": 2817,
"start": 6911.23,
"duration": 2.369,
"text": "was this thing we're gonna"
},
{
"id": 2818,
"start": 6912.099,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "one girl put lipstick on another girl"
},
{
"id": 2819,
"start": 6913.599,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "with her toes yeah like hold it and draw"
},
{
"id": 2820,
"start": 6915.879,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "it and no and do lipstick oh yeah with"
},
{
"id": 2821,
"start": 6918.07,
"duration": 4.949,
"text": "the results and then she goes can I do"
},
{
"id": 2822,
"start": 6920.619,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "it with my tits no no no this is exactly"
},
{
"id": 2823,
"start": 6923.019,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "how I go so ladies I don't know if you"
},
{
"id": 2824,
"start": 6925.539,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "notice this but none of you wearing"
},
{
"id": 2825,
"start": 6926.679,
"duration": 3.331,
"text": "lipstick one of my favorite things in"
},
{
"id": 2826,
"start": 6928.179,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "the world is a woman with lipstick so"
},
{
"id": 2827,
"start": 6930.01,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "the challenge is now and she goes to put"
},
{
"id": 2828,
"start": 6931.57,
"duration": 6.119,
"text": "it on with my tits and I went yes it is"
},
{
"id": 2829,
"start": 6934.03,
"duration": 4.949,
"text": "yes and she goes what if I put it on her"
},
{
"id": 2830,
"start": 6937.689,
"duration": 6.78,
"text": "with my tits I'm like that will work"
},
{
"id": 2831,
"start": 6938.979,
"duration": 7.62,
"text": "also the fact is you guys were drinking"
},
{
"id": 2832,
"start": 6944.469,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "during the show and I don't problem"
},
{
"id": 2833,
"start": 6946.599,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "Widow here's the here's not I was not"
},
{
"id": 2834,
"start": 6948.699,
"duration": 5.101,
"text": "the guest could could be on buzzed they"
},
{
"id": 2835,
"start": 6951.879,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "were on buzzed but with what they blew"
},
{
"id": 2836,
"start": 6953.8,
"duration": 6.419,
"text": "was their bank account so if you boy it"
},
{
"id": 2837,
"start": 6956.949,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "blew up 2.25 then we added a zero at the"
},
{
"id": 2838,
"start": 6960.219,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "end and you started the bank with $250"
},
{
"id": 2839,
"start": 6962.739,
"duration": 3.15,
"text": "and on the ride home you could win more"
},
{
"id": 2840,
"start": 6964.719,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "money but that's the money you had again"
},
{
"id": 2841,
"start": 6965.889,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "remember the my favorite segment was"
},
{
"id": 2842,
"start": 6967.959,
"duration": 3,
"text": "that was I would read a description"
},
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"id": 2843,
"start": 6969.34,
"duration": 5.599,
"text": "you'd guess that this was a television"
},
{
"id": 2844,
"start": 6970.959,
"duration": 8.46,
"text": "show or not so I'd be like you know like"
},
{
"id": 2845,
"start": 6974.939,
"duration": 7.69,
"text": "a divorced mother or a struggling family"
},
{
"id": 2846,
"start": 6979.419,
"duration": 5.131,
"text": "in the Midwest the mother works at a"
},
{
"id": 2847,
"start": 6982.629,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "plant and the father does this and they"
},
{
"id": 2848,
"start": 6984.55,
"duration": 3.719,
"text": "have three children and then they would"
},
{
"id": 2849,
"start": 6986.559,
"duration": 3.511,
"text": "be like yeah that's yeah that's a real"
},
{
"id": 2850,
"start": 6988.269,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "show but then we could come up with"
},
{
"id": 2851,
"start": 6990.07,
"duration": 8.099,
"text": "these ridiculous descriptions of shows"
},
{
"id": 2852,
"start": 6992.979,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "so it would be like a man lost his legs"
},
{
"id": 2853,
"start": 6998.169,
"duration": 6.06,
"text": "in a war but through the through prayer"
},
{
"id": 2854,
"start": 7001.289,
"duration": 6.77,
"text": "he became a champion boxer and they're"
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"start": 7004.229,
"duration": 7.83,
"text": "like that's a real show just try to miss"
},
{
"id": 2856,
"start": 7008.059,
"duration": 5.41,
"text": "with this absurd descriptions and they"
},
{
"id": 2857,
"start": 7012.059,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "would get most of them wrong"
},
{
"id": 2858,
"start": 7013.469,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "like even ones that were blatantly"
},
{
"id": 2859,
"start": 7014.999,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "clearly made up oh dude"
},
{
"id": 2860,
"start": 7017.249,
"duration": 3.091,
"text": "do you remember what the guy was on his"
},
{
"id": 2861,
"start": 7018.929,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "first date with his chick and what I"
},
{
"id": 2862,
"start": 7020.34,
"duration": 5.309,
"text": "have you ever performed oral sex on an"
},
{
"id": 2863,
"start": 7022.859,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "animal he goes a chick monks once and"
},
{
"id": 2864,
"start": 7025.649,
"duration": 3.361,
"text": "one like excuse me - guys hold on let me"
},
{
"id": 2865,
"start": 7027.239,
"duration": 10.62,
"text": "explain I was like uh your deviling is"
},
{
"id": 2866,
"start": 7029.01,
"duration": 10.77,
"text": "Wayne he was it fell out of a tree who's"
},
{
"id": 2867,
"start": 7037.859,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "the funniest [ __ ] joke but they"
},
{
"id": 2868,
"start": 7039.78,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "cancelled it they canceled it"
},
{
"id": 2869,
"start": 7041.129,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "immediately yeah and then they're like"
},
{
"id": 2870,
"start": 7043.349,
"duration": 2.491,
"text": "it has alcohol we're like you you paid"
},
{
"id": 2871,
"start": 7044.999,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "for this show"
},
{
"id": 2872,
"start": 7045.84,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "called buzzed yeah they did a shot at"
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{
"id": 2873,
"start": 7048.239,
"duration": 4.411,
"text": "Comedy Central to celebrate it they lay"
},
{
"id": 2874,
"start": 7050.489,
"duration": 4.021,
"text": "under all the pilots they did a shot"
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{
"id": 2875,
"start": 7052.65,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "they loved it turn the lights on they're"
},
{
"id": 2876,
"start": 7054.51,
"duration": 3.149,
"text": "like how many episodes are we picking up"
},
{
"id": 2877,
"start": 7055.83,
"duration": 4.13,
"text": "guy raised his hands from ad sales he"
},
{
"id": 2878,
"start": 7057.659,
"duration": 4.801,
"text": "said zero because I can't sell that show"
},
{
"id": 2879,
"start": 7059.96,
"duration": 3.79,
"text": "it's really cool nobody's on that before"
},
{
"id": 2880,
"start": 7062.46,
"duration": 4.529,
"text": "they ordered the pilot well you would"
},
{
"id": 2881,
"start": 7063.75,
"duration": 5.219,
"text": "think so you think so yeah you got"
},
{
"id": 2882,
"start": 7066.989,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "something there gene no no you doodling"
},
{
"id": 2883,
"start": 7068.969,
"duration": 4.411,
"text": "all right"
},
{
"id": 2884,
"start": 7070.619,
"duration": 6.781,
"text": "the body shots world tour is is"
},
{
"id": 2885,
"start": 7073.38,
"duration": 6.12,
"text": "everywhere he's going to look seems like"
},
{
"id": 2886,
"start": 7077.4,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "there's some tickets left in Australia"
},
{
"id": 2887,
"start": 7079.5,
"duration": 3.15,
"text": "maybe Australia is got some tickets left"
},
{
"id": 2888,
"start": 7081.54,
"duration": 4.52,
"text": "it's a little ways away"
},
{
"id": 2889,
"start": 7082.65,
"duration": 10.739,
"text": "I think Europe's entirely sold out I"
},
{
"id": 2890,
"start": 7086.06,
"duration": 9.25,
"text": "will be in DC New Jersey Philly wise"
},
{
"id": 2891,
"start": 7093.389,
"duration": 5.871,
"text": "guys have sold out Paramount and Denver"
},
{
"id": 2892,
"start": 7095.31,
"duration": 7.619,
"text": "on the 23rd and then ending it in"
},
{
"id": 2893,
"start": 7099.26,
"duration": 6.339,
"text": "Wisconsin Milwaukee and Minnesota at the"
},
{
"id": 2894,
"start": 7102.929,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "end of March awesome it's been the"
},
{
"id": 2895,
"start": 7105.599,
"duration": 5.281,
"text": "greatest I'll be dead honest with you"
},
{
"id": 2896,
"start": 7107.159,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "man I for those those that do or don't"
},
{
"id": 2897,
"start": 7110.88,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "know Tommy and I are really good friends"
},
{
"id": 2898,
"start": 7112.619,
"duration": 4.381,
"text": "and so we talk a lot and to watch your"
},
{
"id": 2899,
"start": 7115.08,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "tours and to see you do all these tours"
},
{
"id": 2900,
"start": 7117,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "and to look at him and go I wonder what"
},
{
"id": 2901,
"start": 7118.8,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "that's like I wonder if it's"
},
{
"id": 2902,
"start": 7119.58,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "overwhelming I wonder like just have all"
},
{
"id": 2903,
"start": 7121.65,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "those spots in your head and then to do"
},
{
"id": 2904,
"start": 7123.33,
"duration": 3.059,
"text": "it for the first time dude it's the"
},
{
"id": 2905,
"start": 7125.219,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "favorite it's the favorite thing I've"
},
{
"id": 2906,
"start": 7126.389,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "ever done in this business ever this"
},
{
"id": 2907,
"start": 7127.739,
"duration": 3.601,
"text": "tour yeah is the greatest thing I've"
},
{
"id": 2908,
"start": 7129.449,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "ever done I've never had more fun ever"
},
{
"id": 2909,
"start": 7131.34,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "in my entire life and I [ __ ] I just I"
},
{
"id": 2910,
"start": 7133.889,
"duration": 4.881,
"text": "honestly only wish that we were doing it"
},
{
"id": 2911,
"start": 7136.17,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "together now like it would be fun to be"
},
{
"id": 2912,
"start": 7138.77,
"duration": 5.32,
"text": "on a tour bus together or have to tour"
},
{
"id": 2913,
"start": 7141.78,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "but and going into cities it would be so"
},
{
"id": 2914,
"start": 7144.09,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "much [ __ ] fun I look at I look at"
},
{
"id": 2915,
"start": 7146.04,
"duration": 5.909,
"text": "past torreón going mad Joe would have"
},
{
"id": 2916,
"start": 7148.32,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "loved this yeah Joey Ari and red bam"
},
{
"id": 2917,
"start": 7151.949,
"duration": 3.631,
"text": "back in the day and the day he would"
},
{
"id": 2918,
"start": 7153.69,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "have loved it would have been it would"
},
{
"id": 2919,
"start": 7155.58,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "change his life but it would have been"
},
{
"id": 2920,
"start": 7157.29,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "it's a game changer that's my next goal"
},
{
"id": 2921,
"start": 7159.78,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "is to get like do a big tour with all of"
},
{
"id": 2922,
"start": 7161.73,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "us and just tour bus caravan like"
},
{
"id": 2923,
"start": 7164.61,
"duration": 4.109,
"text": "[ __ ] a band yeah just pulling into"
},
{
"id": 2924,
"start": 7166.8,
"duration": 4.73,
"text": "venues like that well then you can wrap"
},
{
"id": 2925,
"start": 7168.719,
"duration": 7.561,
"text": "all the buses and each individual guy's"
},
{
"id": 2926,
"start": 7171.53,
"duration": 5.859,
"text": "face Ari's bus this was Tom's bus and"
},
{
"id": 2927,
"start": 7176.28,
"duration": 3.7,
"text": "then and we get let the other people"
},
{
"id": 2928,
"start": 7177.389,
"duration": 5.201,
"text": "pick the wrappings for the bus"
},
{
"id": 2929,
"start": 7179.98,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "man we got to do that Ferrari oh I'd"
},
{
"id": 2930,
"start": 7182.59,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "love this black hole we do pothole then"
},
{
"id": 2931,
"start": 7184.9,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "we put like what I wanted to do during"
},
{
"id": 2932,
"start": 7187.03,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "the sober October thing was getting a"
},
{
"id": 2933,
"start": 7188.86,
"duration": 9.03,
"text": "rental car with just like honk if you"
},
{
"id": 2934,
"start": 7191.53,
"duration": 8.67,
"text": "think I'm funny I like that do you like"
},
{
"id": 2935,
"start": 7197.89,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "jokes knock on my window yeah let me"
},
{
"id": 2936,
"start": 7200.2,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "know yeah call 1-800 go [ __ ] yourself"
},
{
"id": 2937,
"start": 7202.6,
"duration": 13.94,
"text": "yeah yeah put his real phone number on"
},
{
"id": 2938,
"start": 7204.67,
"duration": 16.29,
"text": "the side today [ __ ] I love you buddy"
},
{
"id": 2939,
"start": 7216.54,
"duration": 6.16,
"text": "the tour and oh oh so check out Leanne's"
},
{
"id": 2940,
"start": 7220.96,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "podcast wait check - check out why for"
},
{
"id": 2941,
"start": 7222.7,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "the party my wife's podcast they see"
},
{
"id": 2942,
"start": 7224.8,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "coming out on it coming up"
},
{
"id": 2943,
"start": 7226.36,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "i-i'll issen to it I love her I love"
},
{
"id": 2944,
"start": 7228.7,
"duration": 4.61,
"text": "hearing her talk about stuff she's great"
},
{
"id": 2945,
"start": 7230.86,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "oh I think she's wonderful"
},
{
"id": 2946,
"start": 7233.31,
"duration": 7.11,
"text": "larry's yeah all right that's it for us"
},
{
"id": 2947,
"start": 7236.47,
"duration": 3.95,
"text": "we'll see you guys next week bye bye"
},
{
"id": 2948,
"start": 7241.2,
"duration": 17.199,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2949,
"start": 7264.48,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2950,
"start": 7273.09,
"duration": 21.209,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2951,
"start": 7298.6,
"duration": 5.87,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2952,
"start": 7315.29,
"duration": 4.119,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2953,
"start": 7324.92,
"duration": 3.059,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2954,
"start": 7333.51,
"duration": 11.59,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2955,
"start": 7361.84,
"duration": 5.38,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2956,
"start": 7375.32,
"duration": 7.159,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2957,
"start": 7394.23,
"duration": 29.429,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2958,
"start": 7427.54,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 2959,
"start": 7435.41,
"duration": 22.17,
"text": "[Music]"
}
]
}{
"detail": [
{
"loc": [],
"msg": "",
"type": ""
}
]
}Video
Video Subtitles
Get the available subtitles of a Youtube Video
GET
/
v1
/
data
/
youtube
/
video
/
subtitles
Video Subtitles
curl --request GET \
--url https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles \
--header 'Authorization: <api-key>'import requests
url = "https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles"
headers = {"Authorization": "<api-key>"}
response = requests.get(url, headers=headers)
print(response.text)const options = {method: 'GET', headers: {Authorization: '<api-key>'}};
fetch('https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles', options)
.then(res => res.json())
.then(res => console.log(res))
.catch(err => console.error(err));<?php
$curl = curl_init();
curl_setopt_array($curl, [
CURLOPT_URL => "https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles",
CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => true,
CURLOPT_ENCODING => "",
CURLOPT_MAXREDIRS => 10,
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => 30,
CURLOPT_HTTP_VERSION => CURL_HTTP_VERSION_1_1,
CURLOPT_CUSTOMREQUEST => "GET",
CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER => [
"Authorization: <api-key>"
],
]);
$response = curl_exec($curl);
$err = curl_error($curl);
curl_close($curl);
if ($err) {
echo "cURL Error #:" . $err;
} else {
echo $response;
}package main
import (
"fmt"
"net/http"
"io"
)
func main() {
url := "https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles"
req, _ := http.NewRequest("GET", url, nil)
req.Header.Add("Authorization", "<api-key>")
res, _ := http.DefaultClient.Do(req)
defer res.Body.Close()
body, _ := io.ReadAll(res.Body)
fmt.Println(string(body))
}HttpResponse<String> response = Unirest.get("https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles")
.header("Authorization", "<api-key>")
.asString();require 'uri'
require 'net/http'
url = URI("https://api.agntdata.dev/v1/data/youtube/video/subtitles")
http = Net::HTTP.new(url.host, url.port)
http.use_ssl = true
request = Net::HTTP::Get.new(url)
request["Authorization"] = '<api-key>'
response = http.request(request)
puts response.read_body{
"lang": "en",
"is_available": true,
"subtitles": [
{
"id": 1,
"start": 0.03,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "this episode of your mom's house is"
},
{
"id": 2,
"start": 1.86,
"duration": 4.769,
"text": "brought to you by satva luxury mattress"
},
{
"id": 3,
"start": 4.41,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "the only online mattress company that"
},
{
"id": 4,
"start": 6.629,
"duration": 5.031,
"text": "provides free delivery setup and"
},
{
"id": 5,
"start": 8.58,
"duration": 3.08,
"text": "mattress removal"
},
{
"id": 6,
"start": 15.12,
"duration": 3.029,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 7,
"start": 22.64,
"duration": 22.41,
"text": "Oh"
},
{
"id": 8,
"start": 24.46,
"duration": 22.95,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 9,
"start": 45.05,
"duration": 4.61,
"text": "is that the one that tycoons at me"
},
{
"id": 10,
"start": 47.41,
"duration": 6.84,
"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 11,
"start": 49.66,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "I feel like it is well I hope it is"
},
{
"id": 12,
"start": 54.25,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "tackling thanks very much"
},
{
"id": 13,
"start": 56.02,
"duration": 6.44,
"text": "if it wasn't you thanks to whoever else"
},
{
"id": 14,
"start": 58.03,
"duration": 7.68,
"text": "did it gene where you gonna be February"
},
{
"id": 15,
"start": 62.46,
"duration": 5.59,
"text": "28th through March 2nd Madison Wisconsin"
},
{
"id": 16,
"start": 65.71,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "it become Anya comedy club on state"
},
{
"id": 17,
"start": 68.05,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "April 4 through 6 mini Apple tits"
},
{
"id": 18,
"start": 70.75,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "Minnesota at the Acme Acme meeting"
},
{
"id": 19,
"start": 73.78,
"duration": 6.33,
"text": "comedy club May 10th and 11th Tempe"
},
{
"id": 20,
"start": 76.78,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "Arizona at the temp temp on improv May"
},
{
"id": 21,
"start": 80.11,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "31st through June 1st sperm bank"
},
{
"id": 22,
"start": 82.18,
"duration": 7.56,
"text": "California flappers and then June 20th"
},
{
"id": 23,
"start": 86.32,
"duration": 6.329,
"text": "through 22nd Washington dick come at the"
},
{
"id": 24,
"start": 89.74,
"duration": 7.23,
"text": "dick [ __ ] improv tickets at Christine up"
},
{
"id": 25,
"start": 92.649,
"duration": 9.75,
"text": "heat on line all right Jean naté I'm"
},
{
"id": 26,
"start": 96.97,
"duration": 7.38,
"text": "going to be where I'm in Tampa probably"
},
{
"id": 27,
"start": 102.399,
"duration": 3.421,
"text": "still get in those shows are sold out he"
},
{
"id": 28,
"start": 104.35,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "could probably still get into the Hard"
},
{
"id": 29,
"start": 105.82,
"duration": 3.719,
"text": "Rock at the Seminole Hard Rock in"
},
{
"id": 30,
"start": 108.25,
"duration": 5.039,
"text": "Hollywood Florida"
},
{
"id": 31,
"start": 109.539,
"duration": 7.621,
"text": "this March 9th and then I'm in Portland"
},
{
"id": 32,
"start": 113.289,
"duration": 5.551,
"text": "Maine Red Bank New Jersey Long Island"
},
{
"id": 33,
"start": 117.16,
"duration": 3,
"text": "and New Haven Connecticut I think New"
},
{
"id": 34,
"start": 118.84,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "Haven's the only one with tickets left"
},
{
"id": 35,
"start": 120.16,
"duration": 6.299,
"text": "March 30th from there Madison Wisconsin"
},
{
"id": 36,
"start": 124.33,
"duration": 5.459,
"text": "myself two shows still tickets available"
},
{
"id": 37,
"start": 126.459,
"duration": 6.121,
"text": "to the Late Show Milwaukee Mara April"
},
{
"id": 38,
"start": 129.789,
"duration": 5.491,
"text": "twelfth Late Show has tickets and then"
},
{
"id": 39,
"start": 132.58,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "Nashville April 14th Late Show with"
},
{
"id": 40,
"start": 135.28,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "tickets there let's see they added a"
},
{
"id": 41,
"start": 138.04,
"duration": 4.919,
"text": "show in Medford at the chevalier April"
},
{
"id": 42,
"start": 140.83,
"duration": 4.46,
"text": "28th you can get tickets to The Late"
},
{
"id": 43,
"start": 142.959,
"duration": 9.241,
"text": "Show they're all available at Tom Segura"
},
{
"id": 44,
"start": 145.29,
"duration": 10.38,
"text": "dot-com / tor check it out try it out"
},
{
"id": 45,
"start": 152.2,
"duration": 6.99,
"text": "try it out thought up mom thanks Gino"
},
{
"id": 46,
"start": 155.67,
"duration": 4.3,
"text": "Gina wrap yeah very excited about today"
},
{
"id": 47,
"start": 159.19,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "haha"
},
{
"id": 48,
"start": 159.97,
"duration": 7.56,
"text": "we had to pour new cement slabs under"
},
{
"id": 49,
"start": 164.26,
"duration": 6,
"text": "the studio and we are gonna have a lot"
},
{
"id": 50,
"start": 167.53,
"duration": 6.599,
"text": "of fun with my dear friend and your dear"
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"text": "it's gonna be a lot of fun all right"
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"text": "Alexa what do you look for in a man"
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"text": "black guys are lookin good if you're a"
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"text": "else in it here's the deal man"
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"text": "Aniki me this on me beat me"
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"text": "if you want to piss on me no serious"
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"text": "repairs and just me I'm looking for"
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"text": "white trash"
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"text": "[Music]"
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"text": "Tom Segura my sister Christina"
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"text": "[Music]"
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"text": "[Music]"
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"text": "Wow"
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"text": "I thought we were just doing a little"
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"text": "saying it especially with the emotion"
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"text": "off - what was that all about they were"
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"text": "something right yeah man try it out try"
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"text": "it out me start out your episode is"
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"text": "zombie baby home you know hold me on"
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"text": "talking about this video you made and"
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"duration": 3.51,
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"text": "silly like what do you think his react"
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"text": "Oh God would be woof Harley has it"
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"text": "I finally pulled it together and I can"
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"text": "much happening it's kind of a short week"
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"text": "well should we get into who's here and"
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"text": "course man we have the great Bert"
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"text": "Kreischer is gonna be joining us here"
},
{
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"text": "very funny very funny also very fat as"
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"text": "we all know and very racist and we've"
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"text": "god that's him at the store Jean that's"
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"text": "room his shirt listen to me it's like"
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"text": "yesterday or the day before that is not"
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"text": "that's him that's a big fat aturday no"
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"text": "sunday yeah at the last or like a week"
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"text": "ago act in Vegas I was like Jesus he's"
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"text": "now than he was before you guys"
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"text": "weight-loss competition mmm close its"
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"duration": 3.54,
"text": "close it's not good whatever it is you"
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"text": "know what's crazy that about his body"
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"duration": 4.74,
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"text": "like a rad body because do you see like"
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"text": "his cut lines"
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"text": "dude I'm saying like his hip oh it's"
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"id": 259,
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"duration": 3.3,
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"text": "chiseled L he doesn't wear underwear"
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"text": "yeah somebody never does because he has"
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"text": "see what I'm saying then he's got that"
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"duration": 2.75,
"text": "that mm-hmm"
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"id": 267,
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"text": "you should tell him that don't come up"
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"id": 268,
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"duration": 5.92,
"text": "the same body constantly look at that"
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"text": "guy in the front row with arms folded"
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"text": "yeah he's looks guys discussing hey just"
},
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"duration": 8.78,
"text": "sit here"
},
{
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"text": "he's fat - he's like no spatter so we um"
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"text": "we were looking at like who because"
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"text": "remember when would this all started and"
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"text": "new look now and I think he looks more"
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"text": "like these guys like there's Dennis HOF"
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"text": "that kind of has five well here's here's"
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"text": "why though is cuz Bert's face is getting"
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"id": 284,
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"text": "well it looks like him right there I"
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"text": "in that he kicked it yeah Vania there's"
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"text": "this other pic this yeah that's burnt a"
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"id": 289,
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"text": "hundred percent the smile you know like"
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"text": "the energy yeah and the essence yeah I"
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"id": 291,
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"text": "feel like you put a beard on that guy"
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"id": 292,
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"duration": 4.62,
"text": "that's bird that is Burt yeah who's he"
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"id": 293,
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"text": "with well who's that he with an author"
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"id": 294,
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"text": "you don't know who that is"
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"id": 296,
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"text": "surprise her if somebody could put"
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"text": "Bert's head on that photo that would be"
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"id": 298,
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"text": "great so there's Bert waters Bert too"
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"id": 299,
"start": 906.68,
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"text": "bad TMZ hasn't caught on and they're not"
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"id": 300,
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"text": "my favorite to this day Sopranos I mean"
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"text": "I love that show he's so talented this"
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"text": "dude god damn it"
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"text": "when do you think Bert's gonna die oh"
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"duration": 6.511,
"text": "jesus don't go there I mean God well no"
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"id": 306,
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"duration": 3.48,
"text": "I mean and let's be realistic here it's"
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"text": "my friend I don't want this he's my"
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"text": "friend too and I care about him and"
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"text": "because I was yeah just like that huh"
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"text": "[Laughter]"
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"id": 312,
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"text": "just like that yeah cuz here's the deal"
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"text": "man here's what I'm thinking yeah this"
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"text": "has probably made it a lot easier to"
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"text": "like 4:00 every night oh I love him so"
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"text": "not up to us you can only try so many"
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"text": "times you know you can't it's up to him"
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"id": 328,
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"text": "you're laughing are you laughing that"
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"text": "blue man I don't know what's going on"
},
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"id": 330,
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"text": "that's just oh yeah how's this job"
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"text": "should we uh should we go ahead and take"
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"text": "a break yeah let's go he's not taking a"
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"text": "those shirts we will share them in just"
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"id": 338,
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"text": "racist comedian working today Bert's"
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"text": "Kreischer all right now I can't wait to"
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"text": "see what moniker I add on to that today"
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{
"id": 342,
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"text": "it's the most [ __ ] exhausting because"
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"text": "people like like your dad or your wife"
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"id": 345,
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"text": "yeah and there's nothing there and"
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"id": 367,
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"id": 368,
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"text": "god buddy it's a picture of my daughter"
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"id": 369,
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"text": "we all are I'm gonna shut the [ __ ] up oh"
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"id": 370,
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"text": "it's [ __ ] exhausting I even have a"
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"id": 371,
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"text": "joke in my act now where I go I just had"
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"text": "a baby and I'm fatter than Bert"
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"id": 373,
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"text": "seen your tour bus but here's pictures"
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"id": 380,
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"text": "a picture this tour bus and not the"
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"text": "it more sad did your body language it"
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"text": "McDonald's sponsors you so bummed oh"
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"text": "comic up I said someone put a timer on"
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"start": 1613.61,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "the clock I'm not bring the other comic"
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"duration": 5.25,
"text": "up dusty slay he's gonna do you count it"
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"id": 570,
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"id": 574,
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"duration": 4.74,
"text": "I'm a big pusher I bet you pushed a"
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{
"id": 575,
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"text": "little too hard when I [ __ ] it's about"
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"id": 576,
"start": 1634.13,
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"text": "re Sam it's like a bouncer kicking out"
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"id": 578,
"start": 1640.24,
"duration": 6.4,
"text": "Ahri's [ __ ] is a [ __ ] of his I've"
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"text": "seen it on the Internet no he also sends"
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"id": 580,
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"duration": 4.8,
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{
"id": 581,
"start": 1648.32,
"duration": 5.91,
"text": "pictures of his of toilet paper just"
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"id": 582,
"start": 1651.44,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "soaked in blood oh my god I just pulled"
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"duration": 4.05,
"text": "this out of my ass he is no good he's"
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"id": 587,
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"duration": 3.121,
"text": "them yeah he's like a more like I'm like"
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"id": 589,
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"duration": 4.83,
"text": "worth it so anyways later I know doesn't"
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"id": 590,
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"duration": 2.82,
"text": "really think of it's got a testicle"
},
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"id": 591,
"start": 1670.61,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "hanging out of his [ __ ]"
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"id": 592,
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"duration": 4.89,
"text": "yeah what look yeah he's got a testicle"
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"id": 593,
"start": 1673.85,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "like a hemorrhoid testicle oh yeah like"
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"start": 1676.58,
"duration": 6.24,
"text": "a it's like a hemorrhoid right it's just"
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"duration": 5.19,
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"id": 596,
"start": 1682.82,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "a [ __ ] sleeve it's like he got railed"
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"text": "for months and years and his ass well"
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{
"id": 598,
"start": 1686.9,
"duration": 6.3,
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"duration": 7.44,
"text": "of that's okay so wait you should in a"
},
{
"id": 600,
"start": 1693.2,
"duration": 5.7,
"text": "minute and 19 and you cleaned up though"
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"start": 1696.05,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "those ones when those ones happen it's"
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"duration": 4.8,
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"duration": 6,
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"id": 606,
"start": 1708.08,
"duration": 5.91,
"text": "all right now dude well I used to not do"
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"id": 607,
"start": 1711.74,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "it and then you know we get like the"
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"id": 608,
"start": 1713.99,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "[ __ ] bidets at home yeah that are"
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"id": 609,
"start": 1716.18,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "just game changers then you travel again"
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{
"id": 610,
"start": 1718.73,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "and you feel like what is it the 1400s"
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"id": 611,
"start": 1721.04,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "wiping my ass with paints like going"
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"id": 612,
"start": 1722.96,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "from private school to [ __ ] gen-pop"
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"id": 613,
"start": 1724.73,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "in a public like you're like I'm better"
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{
"id": 614,
"start": 1727.61,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "than this you start spitting on your it"
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{
"id": 615,
"start": 1729.71,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "actually makes a big difference right"
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"id": 616,
"start": 1731.18,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "Dryden's yeah on your toilet paper"
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"id": 617,
"start": 1732.92,
"duration": 3,
"text": "holder you know did let me tell you how"
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"id": 618,
"start": 1734.6,
"duration": 2.76,
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"id": 619,
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"duration": 2.97,
"text": "your finger where your finger is on the"
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"start": 1737.36,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "toilet paper right right and I think and"
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"duration": 2.76,
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"id": 622,
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"duration": 3.42,
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"start": 1741.65,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "wipe gently to just kind of just get"
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"id": 624,
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"duration": 4.98,
"text": "everything off like a cursory yeah yeah"
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"start": 1745.58,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "go dry then go one more fitness and then"
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"duration": 3.72,
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"start": 1758.36,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "your hand and jack off you know or you"
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"id": 631,
"start": 1760.43,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "know I mean right it's spit has got a"
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"duration": 2.1,
"text": "nice he kind of knows what he's talking"
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"duration": 1.5,
"text": "about"
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"id": 636,
"start": 1769.31,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "I've been spitting on my toilet paper"
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"text": "for years do you think we Anne is still"
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"duration": 9.65,
"text": "sexually attracted to you about that no"
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"id": 639,
"start": 1778.61,
"duration": 4.55,
"text": "no you think she seems like a nice guy"
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"duration": 3.869,
"text": "the road it's like it's like a rods"
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"start": 1790.21,
"duration": 2.849,
"text": "agents they're like I don't care if he's"
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"id": 642,
"start": 1791.559,
"duration": 4.171,
"text": "using steroids have you seen my [ __ ]"
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"id": 643,
"start": 1793.059,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "new [ __ ] she's just like what are you"
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{
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"start": 1795.73,
"duration": 3.809,
"text": "leaving again but by now I like going"
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "like if you get like a platinum car"
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"start": 1799.539,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "she's like this is kind of fun"
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"id": 647,
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"duration": 3.84,
"text": "yeah shopping now you know she's doing"
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"id": 648,
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"duration": 5.281,
"text": "well I'll tell you right now I look at"
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"duration": 7.41,
"text": "houses Oh looking at houses and rage"
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"id": 650,
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"text": "just I mean just the the [ __ ] modest"
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"id": 651,
"start": 1812.169,
"duration": 6.39,
"text": "woman you met [ __ ] 15 years ago you"
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"start": 1815.11,
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"text": "wouldn't really unrecognised favorite"
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{
"id": 653,
"start": 1818.559,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "good for her she deserves it she that"
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"id": 654,
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"duration": 3.931,
"text": "new truck we got she was not wanted to"
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"id": 655,
"start": 1823.179,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "get it I was too expensive it's so silly"
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{
"id": 656,
"start": 1824.86,
"duration": 3.269,
"text": "and then she got it and that's my"
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"id": 657,
"start": 1827.169,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "favorite thing we've ever owned ever"
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"id": 658,
"start": 1828.129,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "allows I really feel like I'm driving"
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"id": 659,
"start": 1830.379,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "around in luxury and I'm driving so much"
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"id": 660,
"start": 1832.179,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "picking up Georgia softball and islet"
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"id": 661,
"start": 1833.799,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "school play practice and whatnot she"
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"id": 662,
"start": 1835.629,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "goes she goes this makes me feel like"
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"id": 663,
"start": 1837.19,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "driving is not that bad I go you should"
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"id": 664,
"start": 1839.139,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "get treats in life that's what I've been"
},
{
"id": 665,
"start": 1841,
"duration": 3,
"text": "trying to work this bit out of my life"
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{
"id": 666,
"start": 1842.409,
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"text": "in my act and I can't figure it out"
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{
"id": 667,
"start": 1844,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "maybe people don't relate to the way my"
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{
"id": 668,
"start": 1846.309,
"duration": 3.061,
"text": "brain works but if you don't have treats"
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{
"id": 669,
"start": 1847.99,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "in life then what life's not worth"
},
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"id": 670,
"start": 1849.37,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "living like I understand a guy that"
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"id": 671,
"start": 1851.23,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "lives treat 'less your your treats all"
},
{
"id": 672,
"start": 1853.75,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "day though yeah but that's constant"
},
{
"id": 673,
"start": 1856,
"duration": 3.779,
"text": "treats but and I have a low threshold"
},
{
"id": 674,
"start": 1857.23,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "for reward I'll give you that but but"
},
{
"id": 675,
"start": 1859.779,
"duration": 3.091,
"text": "guys who deserve treats that don't get"
},
{
"id": 676,
"start": 1861.37,
"duration": 4.169,
"text": "them what's the point"
},
{
"id": 677,
"start": 1862.87,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "I used to think well and if you can"
},
{
"id": 678,
"start": 1865.539,
"duration": 3.331,
"text": "afford it that's the caveat if you can"
},
{
"id": 679,
"start": 1867.519,
"duration": 2.461,
"text": "afford it get the treat if you can't"
},
{
"id": 680,
"start": 1868.87,
"duration": 2.909,
"text": "afford it don't get the [ __ ] treat"
},
{
"id": 681,
"start": 1869.98,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "and I both just it's just making your"
},
{
"id": 682,
"start": 1871.779,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "treats onto like on like a sliding scale"
},
{
"id": 683,
"start": 1874.69,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "since I've been treating myself my whole"
},
{
"id": 684,
"start": 1877.149,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "life I have like I said I definitely"
},
{
"id": 685,
"start": 1879.25,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "think I earned treats when I don't earn"
},
{
"id": 686,
"start": 1880.509,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "them but my treats have never they"
},
{
"id": 687,
"start": 1882.37,
"duration": 5.039,
"text": "haven't like gotten outrageous it's just"
},
{
"id": 688,
"start": 1884.679,
"duration": 4.171,
"text": "like a new car like why not have a new"
},
{
"id": 689,
"start": 1887.409,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "car we had a car that was ten years old"
},
{
"id": 690,
"start": 1888.85,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "and was breaking down like Liam broke"
},
{
"id": 691,
"start": 1890.86,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "down on Ventura I'd go with the [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 692,
"start": 1892.75,
"duration": 5.129,
"text": "we can't afford a new car yeah let's"
},
{
"id": 693,
"start": 1894.34,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "treat ourselves yeah captain treat over"
},
{
"id": 694,
"start": 1897.879,
"duration": 2.25,
"text": "here"
},
{
"id": 695,
"start": 1898.24,
"duration": 3.659,
"text": "oh he's taught but I think I'm more"
},
{
"id": 696,
"start": 1900.129,
"duration": 2.461,
"text": "likely in where I grew up in the"
},
{
"id": 697,
"start": 1901.899,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "Communist"
},
{
"id": 698,
"start": 1902.59,
"duration": 3.959,
"text": "Cold War and I didn't treat myself to"
},
{
"id": 699,
"start": 1904.389,
"duration": 7.831,
"text": "[ __ ] and he's taught me how to enjoy"
},
{
"id": 700,
"start": 1906.549,
"duration": 8.551,
"text": "life but you think you taught me how to"
},
{
"id": 701,
"start": 1912.22,
"duration": 3.809,
"text": "treat myself because remember we were"
},
{
"id": 702,
"start": 1915.1,
"duration": 1.829,
"text": "talking like I was like I want to get"
},
{
"id": 703,
"start": 1916.029,
"duration": 2.551,
"text": "again something I want to get something"
},
{
"id": 704,
"start": 1916.929,
"duration": 4.141,
"text": "nice you know Oh Tommy just gets it for"
},
{
"id": 705,
"start": 1918.58,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "me just made me like it"
},
{
"id": 706,
"start": 1921.07,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "yeah and so in Vegas this weekend we're"
},
{
"id": 707,
"start": 1923.47,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "doing bottomless mimosas there's like a"
},
{
"id": 708,
"start": 1925.24,
"duration": 5.159,
"text": "mall by the Aria and I go that's my tree"
},
{
"id": 709,
"start": 1928.33,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "that was my tree by the way who's that"
},
{
"id": 710,
"start": 1930.399,
"duration": 6.301,
"text": "LeAnn's tree no yeah she got sick from"
},
{
"id": 711,
"start": 1933.34,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "the most shakes from them yeah and so we"
},
{
"id": 712,
"start": 1936.7,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "go to the thing and I just disappeared"
},
{
"id": 713,
"start": 1939.22,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "I got myself a treat and I bought Liana"
},
{
"id": 714,
"start": 1940.99,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "treat yeah yeah tell us treats"
},
{
"id": 715,
"start": 1943.72,
"duration": 4.049,
"text": "yeah it's ah come on my treat silly it's"
},
{
"id": 716,
"start": 1945.73,
"duration": 10.559,
"text": "okay it was a drunken treat okay what"
},
{
"id": 717,
"start": 1947.769,
"duration": 10.561,
"text": "was it it's a Gucci fanny but he got me"
},
{
"id": 718,
"start": 1956.289,
"duration": 4.201,
"text": "one as a push present believe it or not"
},
{
"id": 719,
"start": 1958.33,
"duration": 10.02,
"text": "my second choice up yours and I was like"
},
{
"id": 720,
"start": 1960.49,
"duration": 10.08,
"text": "oh it's such a silly item and then to"
},
{
"id": 721,
"start": 1968.35,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "get a designer silly item it's like who"
},
{
"id": 722,
"start": 1970.57,
"duration": 3.41,
"text": "start wearing this all the time I wore"
},
{
"id": 723,
"start": 1972.97,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "it all through Vegas"
},
{
"id": 724,
"start": 1973.98,
"duration": 6.399,
"text": "I didn't filled with all my merch cash"
},
{
"id": 725,
"start": 1976.72,
"duration": 5.339,
"text": "so it was like stacks of paper oh great"
},
{
"id": 726,
"start": 1980.379,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "so then I went to Tiffany's and I bought"
},
{
"id": 727,
"start": 1982.059,
"duration": 3.631,
"text": "Leon a necklace not super expensive buy"
},
{
"id": 728,
"start": 1983.799,
"duration": 5.271,
"text": "just a nice necklace nice see you man"
},
{
"id": 729,
"start": 1985.69,
"duration": 5.459,
"text": "see you soon I like it it's really nice"
},
{
"id": 730,
"start": 1989.07,
"duration": 3.64,
"text": "enjoy it good"
},
{
"id": 731,
"start": 1991.149,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "yeah cuz you're gonna die one day you"
},
{
"id": 732,
"start": 1992.71,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "may as well enjoy you know the benefits"
},
{
"id": 733,
"start": 1994.809,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "right Tommy when we get in this house"
},
{
"id": 734,
"start": 1995.98,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "man yeah let's talk about it we looked"
},
{
"id": 735,
"start": 1998.2,
"duration": 4.469,
"text": "at one yeah yeah it was a little out of"
},
{
"id": 736,
"start": 2000.45,
"duration": 3.929,
"text": "our price range but I thought I thought"
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"text": "you know roll the dice on life now if we"
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"start": 2004.379,
"duration": 6.091,
"text": "had had it was at the foot of Fryman"
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"duration": 5.82,
"text": "Canyon uh-huh I can tell you the I"
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"text": "should know the Internet it was at the"
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"duration": 3.66,
"text": "foot of Fryman Canyon it had didn't hat"
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{
"id": 742,
"start": 2016.259,
"duration": 3.691,
"text": "it was really nice it was an old house I"
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{
"id": 743,
"start": 2017.789,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "was part of a compound so all the houses"
},
{
"id": 744,
"start": 2019.95,
"duration": 4.829,
"text": "around it was like its secluded you"
},
{
"id": 745,
"start": 2022.019,
"duration": 4.441,
"text": "couldn't get cool but it won't matter"
},
{
"id": 746,
"start": 2024.779,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "he'll put it on Instagram any yeah"
},
{
"id": 747,
"start": 2026.46,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "definitely"
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{
"id": 748,
"start": 2027.419,
"duration": 2.671,
"text": "that's why we gotta move I gotta get out"
},
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"id": 749,
"start": 2028.95,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "of my [ __ ] house now everyone knows"
},
{
"id": 750,
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"duration": 5.699,
"text": "what I [ __ ] oh really"
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{
"id": 751,
"start": 2031.35,
"duration": 7.289,
"text": "yeah me describing things in my"
},
{
"id": 752,
"start": 2035.789,
"duration": 4.711,
"text": "neighborhood on my podcast people like a"
},
{
"id": 753,
"start": 2038.639,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "jack-in-the-box huh I think I figure out"
},
{
"id": 754,
"start": 2040.5,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "where you live you're crazy"
},
{
"id": 755,
"start": 2042.509,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "I didn't I was before we knew that"
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"start": 2044.7,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "anyone listen to these [ __ ] things"
},
{
"id": 757,
"start": 2046.019,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "yeah I just over shared I've over shared"
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{
"id": 758,
"start": 2049.349,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "way too much in my life"
},
{
"id": 759,
"start": 2050.579,
"duration": 3.811,
"text": "like that's where you guys have done a"
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{
"id": 760,
"start": 2052.829,
"duration": 4.531,
"text": "really smart job"
},
{
"id": 761,
"start": 2054.39,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "and I bored Georgia and ila didn't even"
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"start": 2057.36,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "ask and I talked about their periods on"
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"id": 763,
"start": 2058.89,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "oh yeah yeah those funny that I love the"
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"duration": 2.97,
"text": "period party you describe those lovely"
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{
"id": 765,
"start": 2063.51,
"duration": 3.47,
"text": "imagine if your island you got to go to"
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"text": "school the next day and it goes viral I"
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"duration": 3.73,
"text": "like Jason huh you named your period"
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"duration": 10.83,
"text": "Jason she's like I don't know who you"
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"id": 769,
"start": 2070.71,
"duration": 12.36,
"text": "are yeah yeah we made fun of my tour bus"
},
{
"id": 770,
"start": 2080.16,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "yeah you know and my picture with my"
},
{
"id": 771,
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"duration": 20.07,
"text": "tour bus"
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{
"id": 772,
"start": 2083.61,
"duration": 21.78,
"text": "yeah Jesus over for you"
},
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"id": 773,
"start": 2103.14,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "that's my guy Jake he's great he's a"
},
{
"id": 774,
"start": 2105.39,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "really good voiceover Rd is too bad it's"
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{
"id": 775,
"start": 2107.76,
"duration": 8.7,
"text": "all anti me no no he's got some other"
},
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"id": 776,
"start": 2110.58,
"duration": 9.18,
"text": "stuff oh cool yeah no that's great if"
},
{
"id": 777,
"start": 2116.46,
"duration": 6.72,
"text": "you're listening this G that was just"
},
{
"id": 778,
"start": 2119.76,
"duration": 7.95,
"text": "burped on a Nazi train just to be clear"
},
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"id": 779,
"start": 2123.18,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "yeah but we were ODI pull up hang on Oh"
},
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"start": 2127.71,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "hit pause hit pause yeah pull up the one"
},
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"id": 781,
"start": 2129.99,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "that's titled Berta's a racist"
},
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"id": 782,
"start": 2131.97,
"duration": 5.09,
"text": "mp4 I'm dying to see this one let's see"
},
{
"id": 783,
"start": 2134.64,
"duration": 2.42,
"text": "it in a bit"
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"id": 784,
"start": 2140.36,
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"text": "[Music]"
},
{
"id": 785,
"start": 2141.97,
"duration": 6.52,
"text": "areas Cleveland"
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"id": 786,
"start": 2145.5,
"duration": 4.09,
"text": "oh my god that's similar"
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"id": 787,
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"duration": 4.52,
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"id": 788,
"start": 2149.59,
"duration": 13.26,
"text": "I'm ignoring your in there right there"
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"start": 2153.01,
"duration": 11.18,
"text": "but oh wow what was he like not that bad"
},
{
"id": 790,
"start": 2162.85,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "really"
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"id": 791,
"start": 2164.19,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "Wow very artistic man this is actually"
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{
"id": 792,
"start": 2167.65,
"duration": 3.5,
"text": "good footage I know"
},
{
"id": 793,
"start": 2171.71,
"duration": 10.29,
"text": "impressive all right the body shots"
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"start": 2176.96,
"duration": 7.32,
"text": "world tour Hitler did nothing wrong Wow"
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{
"id": 795,
"start": 2182,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "you got your whole logo on the side of"
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"id": 796,
"start": 2184.28,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "the plane yeah well that's not bad you"
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"start": 2186.5,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "know Ron White had done that to his"
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"duration": 4.379,
"text": "plane so I feel like yeah that's pretty"
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"id": 799,
"start": 2190.339,
"duration": 4.351,
"text": "cool how much would you like to get a"
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "plane dude is that the next step I"
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"text": "almost got one to find me home from"
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"start": 2196.339,
"duration": 2.851,
"text": "Vegas yesterday but it was six thousand"
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"text": "dollars and I can't read my head I wrap"
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"duration": 3.869,
"text": "my head around that yeah so I was like I"
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"id": 805,
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"duration": 3.181,
"text": "was like I thought it would be like I"
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"id": 806,
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"duration": 3.121,
"text": "literally thought it'd be like two grand"
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"duration": 3.54,
"text": "and I was like I could do that"
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"duration": 2.79,
"text": "I can I can just go like [ __ ] it at a"
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"start": 2207.8,
"duration": 4.019,
"text": "bad night at the casino so I can gamble"
},
{
"id": 810,
"start": 2208.97,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "much yeah um but yeah I can't I don't"
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"duration": 3.601,
"text": "know if I'm never gonna be able to be"
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"id": 812,
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"duration": 3.54,
"text": "able to do that don't think it's crazy I"
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"duration": 4.29,
"text": "don't like flying though either so"
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"duration": 5.31,
"text": "that's the yeah so what bus life has"
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"id": 815,
"start": 2219.71,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "really enabled your lifestyle choices"
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"id": 816,
"start": 2222.02,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "dude it's me I'm so much healthier on"
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"id": 817,
"start": 2224,
"duration": 4.22,
"text": "this [ __ ] bus than I've ever been"
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"duration": 5.52,
"text": "let's talk about it it's great because"
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"duration": 3.58,
"text": "here's what we know I was trying to"
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"duration": 2.37,
"text": "figure out like why I'm not getting"
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"id": 821,
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"duration": 3.96,
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"text": "super wasted at night it's because"
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"id": 823,
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"text": "you're going to the tour bus and"
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{
"id": 824,
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"duration": 3.659,
"text": "drinking it's kinda like drinking at"
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"duration": 2.58,
"text": "your house and so then you go I'm tired"
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"duration": 2.641,
"text": "I'm going to bed"
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"id": 827,
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "as opposed to what would normally happen"
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"text": "on the roads you go you hit the club and"
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"text": "then everyone will go ends up at a bar"
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"duration": 2.609,
"text": "and then you're a bar and everyone's"
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"id": 831,
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"duration": 3.571,
"text": "like alright we're gonna go and you're"
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"duration": 3.75,
"text": "like one more we'd get one more and then"
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "you get well you go back to your place"
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"id": 834,
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"text": "maybe open one there and for here you"
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"text": "just get like you go I'm going back to"
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"duration": 3.15,
"text": "my room and you just go to sleep"
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"duration": 4.74,
"text": "I loved it that are you getting better"
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"id": 838,
"start": 2260.18,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "asleep [ __ ] amazing yeah I think we"
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"duration": 3.121,
"text": "have I don't know what kind of matches"
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"start": 2264.41,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "yeah but it's that one of those like"
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"duration": 3.33,
"text": "fits your body like you you're"
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"start": 2267.89,
"duration": 3.479,
"text": "tempur-pedic like it's kind of like a"
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"duration": 5.7,
"text": "Lisa mattress he's got one of those like"
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{
"id": 844,
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"duration": 10.921,
"text": "goes up and Dan the tour bus meet you"
},
{
"id": 845,
"start": 2275.21,
"duration": 9.18,
"text": "and massage yeah right next to his"
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"id": 846,
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"duration": 3.84,
"text": "chocolate fountains yeah do you have a"
},
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"id": 847,
"start": 2284.39,
"duration": 3,
"text": "chocolate fountain on your mouth no do"
},
{
"id": 848,
"start": 2286.13,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "you really not have two bathrooms though"
},
{
"id": 849,
"start": 2287.39,
"duration": 5.729,
"text": "no we've two bathroom okay yes like no"
},
{
"id": 850,
"start": 2291.2,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "do you [ __ ] in your tour bus now we"
},
{
"id": 851,
"start": 2293.119,
"duration": 2.641,
"text": "don't see in our tour bus I tell you the"
},
{
"id": 852,
"start": 2294.68,
"duration": 3.179,
"text": "invention I came up with"
},
{
"id": 853,
"start": 2295.76,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "you made an invention yep it's a toilet"
},
{
"id": 854,
"start": 2297.859,
"duration": 2.791,
"text": "condom okay"
},
{
"id": 855,
"start": 2299.03,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "what you do know it's like a hot bag"
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{
"id": 856,
"start": 2300.65,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "yeah yeah you take it and you put it"
},
{
"id": 857,
"start": 2303.26,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "around the seed yeah and then"
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"id": 858,
"start": 2304.7,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "got like a little like thing here will"
},
{
"id": 859,
"start": 2306.829,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "you [ __ ] into this bag it's almost done"
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{
"id": 860,
"start": 2308.69,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "with the reservoir tip so you ended up"
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{
"id": 861,
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"duration": 3.03,
"text": "in the reservoir tip so then you can"
},
{
"id": 862,
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"duration": 3.3,
"text": "just bag it and throw it in the trash"
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{
"id": 863,
"start": 2312.98,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "yeah yeah I mean people do really / ill"
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{
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"start": 2314.96,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "yeah yeah it's called hot pot bagging"
},
{
"id": 865,
"start": 2316.88,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "yeah really yeah yeah that you're [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 866,
"start": 2318.5,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "in the bag on the bus oh boy you just"
},
{
"id": 867,
"start": 2320.06,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "buy like a two million dollar bus like"
},
{
"id": 868,
"start": 2321.38,
"duration": 1.89,
"text": "Brian Regan and then you can just [ __ ]"
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{
"id": 869,
"start": 2322.7,
"duration": 2.43,
"text": "on your bus"
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"id": 870,
"start": 2323.27,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "why is he cuz he as the state of the art"
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"id": 871,
"start": 2325.13,
"duration": 4.199,
"text": "they they have like a grinder and all"
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{
"id": 872,
"start": 2326.96,
"duration": 4.379,
"text": "types of yeah yeah cliches on his bus I"
},
{
"id": 873,
"start": 2329.329,
"duration": 4.201,
"text": "I will do it oh I would do a TV show"
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"id": 874,
"start": 2331.339,
"duration": 4.081,
"text": "based on tour buses I'm obsessed with"
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"id": 875,
"start": 2333.53,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "tour buses I mean the really nice ones"
},
{
"id": 876,
"start": 2335.42,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "are really nice are you like on it like"
},
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"id": 877,
"start": 2339.05,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "I think mine's probably low-end my okay"
},
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"id": 878,
"start": 2341.96,
"duration": 3.869,
"text": "so I have four different tour buses yeah"
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"id": 879,
"start": 2344.63,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "well yeah because I didn't"
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{
"id": 880,
"start": 2345.829,
"duration": 2.911,
"text": "there's weeks where it doesn't make"
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{
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"start": 2347.15,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "sense for like I'm when I'm doing tampon"
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{
"id": 882,
"start": 2348.74,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "Lauderdale I'm like I don't want a tour"
},
{
"id": 883,
"start": 2350.06,
"duration": 5.12,
"text": "bus for that week I do though yeah I'm"
},
{
"id": 884,
"start": 2352.25,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "like I don't want to tour bus for this"
},
{
"id": 885,
"start": 2355.18,
"duration": 5.439,
"text": "week where I have Portland Maine and"
},
{
"id": 886,
"start": 2358.76,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "then I have you just slide it for a lot"
},
{
"id": 887,
"start": 2360.619,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "of them next there you gonna drive I"
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"id": 888,
"start": 2361.97,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "don't know I don't know yet Oh see for"
},
{
"id": 889,
"start": 2364.099,
"duration": 3.601,
"text": "me driving it makes it easier on my"
},
{
"id": 890,
"start": 2366.29,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "stomach like I just yeah I mean I"
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{
"id": 891,
"start": 2367.7,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "probably will that's a three for far"
},
{
"id": 892,
"start": 2371.18,
"duration": 5.189,
"text": "yeah yeah yeah so what I'm saying is so"
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{
"id": 893,
"start": 2374.72,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "those weeks don't but then I have weeks"
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"id": 894,
"start": 2376.369,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "where it definitely makes sense because"
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{
"id": 895,
"start": 2377.78,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "of the way those companies work I was"
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{
"id": 896,
"start": 2381.079,
"duration": 4.321,
"text": "able to get like quotes from different"
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{
"id": 897,
"start": 2383.39,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "companies Ford it all the different runs"
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{
"id": 898,
"start": 2385.4,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "can we hear them all and then I pulled"
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"id": 899,
"start": 2387.92,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "the trigger on that nicest one for a"
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{
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"start": 2390.38,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "couple runs so I'm gonna see what it's"
},
{
"id": 901,
"start": 2392.51,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "like what the difference is yeah for"
},
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"id": 902,
"start": 2394.73,
"duration": 4.379,
"text": "that bus that bus is state-of-the-art"
},
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"id": 903,
"start": 2396.77,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "though okay I want to I might hop on"
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"text": "thing of it yeah right so you go like I"
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"text": "so then I'm like weird the neck we're in"
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"text": "complain about it but it does seem"
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"duration": 5.82,
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"text": "her and she really needs some work and I"
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"start": 2474.57,
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"text": "doesn't he's like Adam now I'm like okay"
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"id": 938,
"start": 2477.93,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "and then it was like it was like hey"
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"id": 939,
"start": 2481.2,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "this water didn't really heat up he's"
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"id": 940,
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"duration": 3.84,
"text": "like yeah the plug came and I told him"
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"id": 941,
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"duration": 3.51,
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"duration": 5.19,
"text": "his TV is not working anymore and I'm"
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"id": 943,
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"text": "like thank God so when like do I do I"
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"id": 944,
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"text": "deal with this yeah just till it's fixed"
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"id": 945,
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"text": "oh my god [ __ ] that I know but I mean"
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"duration": 6.57,
"text": "Wi-Fi the guy here's the thing that what"
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"id": 948,
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"text": "a difference like a nice like great"
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"id": 951,
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"id": 953,
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"duration": 3.09,
"text": "you're sleeping anyways yeah I'm like"
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"id": 954,
"start": 2520.59,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "it's not that big of a deal it there's"
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"id": 955,
"start": 2522.21,
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"id": 956,
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"duration": 4.8,
"text": "work on the TV the sound bar was dope"
},
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"id": 957,
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"duration": 4.47,
"text": "like job like you could watch movies and"
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{
"id": 958,
"start": 2529.47,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "like I was I was digging that but for"
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"id": 959,
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"duration": 6.72,
"text": "the most part this bus has been falling"
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"duration": 5.01,
"text": "dude and he'll fix it probably as I hop"
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"id": 961,
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"duration": 4.41,
"text": "on that other bus no I want to see what"
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"id": 962,
"start": 2540.33,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "it's I wouldn't mind splurging in order"
},
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"id": 963,
"start": 2542.55,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "to get mine I had to have it for the"
},
{
"id": 964,
"start": 2544.02,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "whole three months yeah that makes sense"
},
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"id": 965,
"start": 2545.43,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "it's good I wanted to wrap it which"
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{
"id": 966,
"start": 2546.78,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "might have been a miscalculation no wait"
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"id": 967,
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"duration": 5.25,
"text": "we let's talk about the rat bird move it"
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"id": 968,
"start": 2551.97,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "is joe said that to me last night he"
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"id": 969,
"start": 2554.67,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "goes yeah what's up is you [ __ ]"
},
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"id": 970,
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"duration": 2.76,
"text": "wrapping it and that kind of like I"
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"id": 971,
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"duration": 2.91,
"text": "couldn't do that man I'm too low-key I"
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"id": 972,
"start": 2559.35,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "go yeah I don't think I would do that"
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"id": 973,
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"duration": 4.86,
"text": "again in the future although I know I"
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"id": 974,
"start": 2562.41,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "now will cuz yeah it's dude it is"
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"id": 975,
"start": 2565.65,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "literally people just knocking on the"
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"id": 976,
"start": 2567.3,
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"text": "door at any hour you've gotta be"
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"id": 977,
"start": 2568.92,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "[ __ ] what come in it's weird he's"
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"duration": 5.91,
"text": "bird in there like yeah he's sleeping"
},
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"id": 979,
"start": 2573.84,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "wait wake him up you somebody all day"
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"id": 980,
"start": 2577.41,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "right no we're doing these ridiculous"
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"id": 981,
"start": 2579.57,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "posts to each other yeah my bus was in"
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"id": 982,
"start": 2581.67,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "DC we driven through mind you Jersey"
},
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"id": 983,
"start": 2584.76,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "Pittsburgh since he Cleveland land in DC"
},
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"id": 984,
"start": 2587.04,
"duration": 5.06,
"text": "it's filthy yeah and they wrote tour bus"
},
{
"id": 985,
"start": 2589.68,
"duration": 8.16,
"text": "champ in the dirt are you serious"
},
{
"id": 986,
"start": 2592.1,
"duration": 7.9,
"text": "hilarious the I I getting the the face"
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"id": 987,
"start": 2597.84,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "on it the first night I realized it was"
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"id": 988,
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"duration": 2.55,
"text": "like there's people waiting outside the"
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"id": 989,
"start": 2601.59,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "bus and you're trying to get in the"
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"id": 990,
"start": 2602.55,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "venue and I was like oh this is a"
},
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"id": 991,
"start": 2604.38,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "horrible [ __ ] idea and then knowing"
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"start": 2606.57,
"duration": 2.28,
"text": "that people not know that that's where"
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"id": 993,
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"duration": 3.57,
"text": "you are"
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"id": 994,
"start": 2608.85,
"duration": 4.86,
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"id": 995,
"start": 2612.12,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "by the time we got to Tampa recently and"
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"id": 996,
"start": 2613.71,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "Atlanta I loved it I was like well it"
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"id": 997,
"start": 2616.56,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "started being like people are taking"
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"id": 998,
"start": 2617.67,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "pictures of them outside the bus that"
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"duration": 2.13,
"text": "was cool"
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"id": 1000,
"start": 2620.22,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "like people would rip their shirts off"
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"start": 2621.75,
"duration": 2.28,
"text": "and take pictures outside it and I was"
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"duration": 3.06,
"text": "like oh that's awesome"
},
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"id": 1003,
"start": 2624.03,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "and then I'm gonna never wear a shirt"
},
{
"id": 1004,
"start": 2626.22,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "again I know in your career yeah I mean"
},
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"id": 1005,
"start": 2628.35,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "you're gonna be hopefully 80 years old"
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"id": 1006,
"start": 2631.35,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "and you're gonna have to be like the"
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"start": 2632.88,
"duration": 14.97,
"text": "shirtless the geriatric economic guy"
},
{
"id": 1008,
"start": 2634.86,
"duration": 15.96,
"text": "you're gonna be all soggy mantas colony"
},
{
"id": 1009,
"start": 2647.85,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "store I think if I just did sit-ups yeah"
},
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"id": 1010,
"start": 2650.82,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "the Foods has nothing to do with it no"
},
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"start": 2652.59,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "we sit ups where's your uh where's the"
},
{
"id": 1012,
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"duration": 4.01,
"text": "one underneath it that's your Vegas"
},
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"id": 1013,
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"text": "picture"
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"text": "Jesus Christ how many beards am I"
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"duration": 6.81,
"text": "wearing no you had what's the shirt is"
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"duration": 6.36,
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{
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"duration": 4.77,
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{
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"duration": 5.1,
"text": "from the beginning of precious so fresh"
},
{
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"duration": 5.28,
"text": "and so clean oh boy big boy big boys my"
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"id": 1020,
"start": 2679.93,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "buddy that's your dog I don't know it's"
},
{
"id": 1021,
"start": 2681.97,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "really cool everyone lightened him up"
},
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"id": 1022,
"start": 2683.41,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "with the M word anytime he comments on"
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{
"id": 1023,
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"duration": 5.13,
"text": "anything yeah some people don't get the"
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"duration": 3.06,
"text": "joke that's what kills me about it is"
},
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"id": 1025,
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"duration": 3.03,
"text": "like some people get to choke and it's"
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"id": 1026,
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"duration": 3.12,
"text": "funny some people really don't have a"
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"id": 1027,
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"duration": 3.3,
"text": "sense of humor it's like it's almost"
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"id": 1028,
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"duration": 4.77,
"text": "like watching Lenny from a mice and men"
},
{
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"start": 2696.22,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "play with animals they're like oh and"
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{
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"duration": 4.08,
"text": "then you're just like oh man you've got"
},
{
"id": 1031,
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"duration": 4.26,
"text": "doing this right at all the nuance of"
},
{
"id": 1032,
"start": 2703.42,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "the whole thing someone painted a"
},
{
"id": 1033,
"start": 2705.22,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "picture of outcast they're like hey I'm"
},
{
"id": 1034,
"start": 2706.87,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "a just poster for your boss and so I had"
},
{
"id": 1035,
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"duration": 4.95,
"text": "to limb please I have it is a big user"
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{
"id": 1036,
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"duration": 5.64,
"text": "of outcasts above my bed it's weird very"
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"id": 1037,
"start": 2713.89,
"duration": 5.76,
"text": "weird yeah yeah do you have those"
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{
"id": 1038,
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"duration": 5.34,
"text": "pictures of like the look-alikes so"
},
{
"id": 1039,
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"duration": 3.42,
"text": "remember how we had Gerard Depardieu at"
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{
"id": 1040,
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"duration": 3.6,
"text": "one time do you think you kind of look"
},
{
"id": 1041,
"start": 2723.07,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "like this off yeah no you don't think"
},
{
"id": 1042,
"start": 2725.47,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "you look like him baby blue just like"
},
{
"id": 1043,
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"duration": 1.74,
"text": "your what about him in the white shirt"
},
{
"id": 1044,
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"duration": 1.77,
"text": "though"
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{
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"start": 2729.19,
"duration": 2.7,
"text": "well there's Kendall feet no wait"
},
{
"id": 1046,
"start": 2730.54,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "they're not even remotely but like in"
},
{
"id": 1047,
"start": 2731.89,
"duration": 2.34,
"text": "the smile and like no energy not even"
},
{
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"duration": 6.45,
"text": "close"
},
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"id": 1049,
"start": 2734.23,
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"text": "no no but put a beard on him no kind of"
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"duration": 5.64,
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},
{
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"start": 2742.33,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "there you look like that"
},
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"start": 2745.84,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "alone oh that was a weak you a died you"
},
{
"id": 1053,
"start": 2747.67,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "don't look like it more like that than I"
},
{
"id": 1054,
"start": 2749.2,
"duration": 6.6,
"text": "look like that last night Annie Lederman"
},
{
"id": 1055,
"start": 2752.83,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "goes she touches my belly's goes oh yeah"
},
{
"id": 1056,
"start": 2755.8,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "that's right I forgot you were fat she"
},
{
"id": 1057,
"start": 2757.57,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "goes you're like hard fat Tom's like a"
},
{
"id": 1058,
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"duration": 6,
"text": "soft fat right now yeah he's a gentle"
},
{
"id": 1059,
"start": 2762.07,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "fat yeah yeah it's awful my podcast you"
},
{
"id": 1060,
"start": 2765.7,
"duration": 2.37,
"text": "did it was a long time ago did you"
},
{
"id": 1061,
"start": 2767.56,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "really"
},
{
"id": 1062,
"start": 2768.07,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "when was just me doing all the audio and"
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{
"id": 1063,
"start": 2770.32,
"duration": 2.82,
"text": "stuff so I bring them in the podcast I"
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"id": 1064,
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"duration": 2.94,
"text": "start the podcast he brings a girl with"
},
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"id": 1065,
"start": 2773.14,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "him and the first thing he says it's"
},
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"id": 1066,
"start": 2774.73,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "show him your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1067,
"start": 2775.66,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "what oh my couch like she like took her"
},
{
"id": 1068,
"start": 2778.09,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "[ __ ] out on my couch on my leather"
},
{
"id": 1069,
"start": 2779.71,
"duration": 5,
"text": "couch like the weather you know that's"
},
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"id": 1070,
"start": 2782.44,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "nikki Haley the former UN Ambassador"
},
{
"id": 1071,
"start": 2784.71,
"duration": 4.51,
"text": "that woman right there"
},
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"id": 1072,
"start": 2786.25,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "no yeah she I don't think that's"
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "accurate that's that's who she is no"
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{
"id": 1074,
"start": 2791.11,
"duration": 3.49,
"text": "yeah she's gonna do a speaking tour"
},
{
"id": 1075,
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"duration": 4.61,
"text": "pretty soon"
},
{
"id": 1076,
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"duration": 5.53,
"text": "uh-huh yeah yeah can't we be here with"
},
{
"id": 1077,
"start": 2797.85,
"duration": 6.57,
"text": "yes the same way God gave her vocal"
},
{
"id": 1078,
"start": 2800.13,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "cords to you don't you look like that no"
},
{
"id": 1079,
"start": 2804.42,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "not at all do you think you're gonna"
},
{
"id": 1080,
"start": 2805.68,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "look like that no I hate when I go I"
},
{
"id": 1081,
"start": 2808.11,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "hate when I see you know that guy Vance"
},
{
"id": 1082,
"start": 2810.66,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "Hines is almost skinnier than me now"
},
{
"id": 1083,
"start": 2812.4,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "yeah it's Vance this is pretty great"
},
{
"id": 1084,
"start": 2815.25,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "it's by the way hold on I have to okay"
},
{
"id": 1085,
"start": 2816.54,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "well we're gonna make fun of this but I"
},
{
"id": 1086,
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "have to say at the very beginning he's"
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{
"id": 1087,
"start": 2820.05,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "put an amazing [ __ ] work to get where"
},
{
"id": 1088,
"start": 2822.15,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "he is of course I'm not like I'm gonna"
},
{
"id": 1089,
"start": 2824.25,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "we're gonna make jokes about it I'm sure"
},
{
"id": 1090,
"start": 2825.78,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "but like I am so impressed with this"
},
{
"id": 1091,
"start": 2827.43,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "guy's [ __ ] mindset hey you don't know"
},
{
"id": 1092,
"start": 2829.17,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "anything about this van science guy now"
},
{
"id": 1093,
"start": 2830.52,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "okay this goes back to the original"
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{
"id": 1094,
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"duration": 6.93,
"text": "weight-loss challenge right this minute"
},
{
"id": 1095,
"start": 2835.2,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "no I think it goes to sober October go"
},
{
"id": 1096,
"start": 2839.55,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "sober October because that weight loss"
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{
"id": 1097,
"start": 2841.08,
"duration": 5.76,
"text": "challenge he he started his weight-loss"
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{
"id": 1098,
"start": 2843.66,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "journey right in November I think a full"
},
{
"id": 1099,
"start": 2846.84,
"duration": 7.71,
"text": "year ago okay okay and so or more more"
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{
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"start": 2850.14,
"duration": 6.06,
"text": "than a year ago now but I said on the"
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{
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"start": 2854.55,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "podcast I said I could run a marathon in"
},
{
"id": 1102,
"start": 2856.2,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "under five hours which I didn't I ran it"
},
{
"id": 1103,
"start": 2858.42,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "in 533 but yeah in building up to the"
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{
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"duration": 4.17,
"text": "marathon I ran a half marathon and Vance"
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{
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"duration": 3.72,
"text": "Hines listen to the sober October listen"
},
{
"id": 1106,
"start": 2864.84,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "to the fat shaming listen to all that"
},
{
"id": 1107,
"start": 2866.13,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "but he saw me run the half marathon and"
},
{
"id": 1108,
"start": 2868.71,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "then literally was like well [ __ ] if"
},
{
"id": 1109,
"start": 2871.11,
"duration": 4.94,
"text": "Burt can do that I can do something and"
},
{
"id": 1110,
"start": 2872.85,
"duration": 7.14,
"text": "so he started trying to work out he was"
},
{
"id": 1111,
"start": 2876.05,
"duration": 8.23,
"text": "475 pounds and today he's like 4 to 250"
},
{
"id": 1112,
"start": 2879.99,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "wow he looks amazing awesome but then he"
},
{
"id": 1113,
"start": 2884.28,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "came and did my podcast with Diamond"
},
{
"id": 1114,
"start": 2885.72,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "Dallas Page in Atlanta at the Tabernacle"
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{
"id": 1115,
"start": 2887.64,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "by the way [ __ ] tabernacle awesome"
},
{
"id": 1116,
"start": 2890.37,
"duration": 2.7,
"text": "this awareness venue in the entire world"
},
{
"id": 1117,
"start": 2891.6,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "did you know that was a white church it"
},
{
"id": 1118,
"start": 2893.07,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "was a Baptist Church is all white church"
},
{
"id": 1119,
"start": 2895.53,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "I thought was an old black church no I"
},
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"id": 1120,
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"duration": 3.81,
"text": "didn't know that first it was Baptist"
},
{
"id": 1121,
"start": 2899.31,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "that yeah and I said to them I go so"
},
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"id": 1122,
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"duration": 3.51,
"text": "this should be an all-black Church and"
},
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"id": 1123,
"start": 2902.52,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "they go no I said what do you mean they"
},
{
"id": 1124,
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"duration": 2.82,
"text": "go it was a white church and I was like"
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"id": 1125,
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"duration": 4.89,
"text": "well it's the tabernacle they're like"
},
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"id": 1126,
"start": 2907.74,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "yeah what what part of them the 1900s do"
},
{
"id": 1127,
"start": 2911.04,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "you think they let black people come in"
},
{
"id": 1128,
"start": 2912.42,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "here oh yeah oh yeah and they go you see"
},
{
"id": 1129,
"start": 2914.88,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "Martin Luther King's church it's like a"
},
{
"id": 1130,
"start": 2916.2,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "box do you think they had this one too"
},
{
"id": 1131,
"start": 2918.51,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "and Martin Luther King chose to preach"
},
{
"id": 1132,
"start": 2920.25,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "in a box I was like oh I never even"
},
{
"id": 1133,
"start": 2922.08,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "realized that no like yeah this was"
},
{
"id": 1134,
"start": 2923.55,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "primarily filled with races white people"
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{
"id": 1135,
"start": 2925.02,
"duration": 3.26,
"text": "I went oh that makes us a venue very"
},
{
"id": 1136,
"start": 2926.76,
"duration": 4.69,
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},
{
"id": 1137,
"start": 2928.28,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "and so um there came out wrong and so"
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{
"id": 1138,
"start": 2931.45,
"duration": 6.73,
"text": "but uh but van signs in Diamond Dallas"
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{
"id": 1139,
"start": 2934.31,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "Page comes in and he's like race to 200"
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{
"id": 1140,
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"duration": 3.63,
"text": "let's see you can get to 200 first and I"
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{
"id": 1141,
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"duration": 6.35,
"text": "was like I'm never gonna [ __ ] catch"
},
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"id": 1142,
"start": 2941.81,
"duration": 5.94,
"text": "you to 200 oh so what the guy that house"
},
{
"id": 1143,
"start": 2946.27,
"duration": 3.85,
"text": "by the way"
},
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"id": 1144,
"start": 2947.75,
"duration": 11.16,
"text": "hold on go on how far from 200 are you"
},
{
"id": 1145,
"start": 2950.12,
"duration": 10.77,
"text": "like solid forty fifty I can tell you"
},
{
"id": 1146,
"start": 2958.91,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "right now on my wedding zap okay I"
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"id": 1147,
"start": 2960.89,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "weighed in this morning on my wedding"
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{
"id": 1148,
"start": 2962.69,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "zap I don't look at it it just right"
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"id": 1149,
"start": 2964.25,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "it's just on my phone oh you don't look"
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"id": 1150,
"start": 2967.19,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "at it no cuz I want to track it but I"
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{
"id": 1151,
"start": 2968.72,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "want to track it I want to see it when"
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{
"id": 1152,
"start": 2970.28,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "I'm skinny I don't see it now gosh oh my"
},
{
"id": 1153,
"start": 2972.53,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "a PI you get away on the scale goes"
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{
"id": 1154,
"start": 2973.82,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "right to my phone and you don't take a"
},
{
"id": 1155,
"start": 2975.08,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "look there's nothing fun with your day"
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{
"id": 1156,
"start": 2976.46,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "yeah yeah I just go affect your behavior"
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"id": 1157,
"start": 2978.35,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "and any winnings Apple might have a"
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{
"id": 1158,
"start": 2980.18,
"duration": 3.71,
"text": "winning scale on my bus and in my house"
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"duration": 6.12,
"text": "okay"
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{
"id": 1160,
"start": 2983.89,
"duration": 11.31,
"text": "to 45.8 okay so about I was to 45.9"
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{
"id": 1161,
"start": 2989.18,
"duration": 8.4,
"text": "yesterday 250 February 14th"
},
{
"id": 1162,
"start": 2995.2,
"duration": 5.35,
"text": "so so you're going down you're going"
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{
"id": 1163,
"start": 2997.58,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "down but what so what are you doing laws"
},
{
"id": 1164,
"start": 3000.55,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "diarrhea no I am no I can't be honest"
},
{
"id": 1165,
"start": 3004.6,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "with you boys yeah I have no [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1166,
"start": 3005.98,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "idea how to lose weight yeah even when"
},
{
"id": 1167,
"start": 3007.78,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "I've lost weight I just do it like this"
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{
"id": 1168,
"start": 3009.22,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "psyche on psychotic manic kind of way I"
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{
"id": 1169,
"start": 3011.83,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "don't do it like a healthy yeah you"
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{
"id": 1170,
"start": 3013.42,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "don't have a method but if you if you"
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{
"id": 1171,
"start": 3015.25,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "okay let's talk to Joe no can he make a"
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{
"id": 1172,
"start": 3017.74,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "method for you and could you stick to it"
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{
"id": 1173,
"start": 3019.48,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "if someone wrote down here's what you're"
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"id": 1174,
"start": 3020.8,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "gonna do this is what this is the"
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{
"id": 1175,
"start": 3022.33,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "routine could you have a routine and"
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{
"id": 1176,
"start": 3023.98,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "stick to it"
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{
"id": 1177,
"start": 3024.91,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "yeah I can be I can be obsessive"
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"id": 1178,
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"text": "compulsive but the problem is I'm not"
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{
"id": 1179,
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"duration": 4.83,
"text": "you like hyper obsessive yeah hyper"
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"id": 1180,
"start": 3030.94,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "obsessive but the problem is is I when"
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{
"id": 1181,
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"duration": 4.38,
"text": "we lost all that weight I stayed in the"
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"duration": 4.65,
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"id": 1183,
"start": 3038.47,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "year yeah we were both in the two 20s"
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"id": 1184,
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"duration": 4.38,
"text": "for your probably still around what 230"
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{
"id": 1185,
"start": 3042.37,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "yeah but like we were in the two 20s for"
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{
"id": 1186,
"start": 3044.74,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "a full [ __ ] years when we did sober"
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"id": 1187,
"start": 3046.27,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "October we did our weigh-ins at your"
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"id": 1188,
"start": 3047.59,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "house when we went to party at your"
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"id": 1189,
"start": 3049.24,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "house afterwards it's almost exact same"
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"duration": 5.19,
"text": "snot wait yeah I don't know why I don't"
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{
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"start": 3055.45,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "know what's going on it's just all the"
},
{
"id": 1192,
"start": 3056.89,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "sudden it just balloons up I get really"
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"duration": 2.71,
"text": "good well I don't think it's that"
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"id": 1194,
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"duration": 4.06,
"text": "confusing actually"
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"id": 1195,
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"text": "I get pretty I get pretty like I get off"
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"duration": 7.26,
"text": "the rails sometimes like yeah weird I"
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"start": 3068.96,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "think part of it too here is that is the"
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"text": "fact that look you're a celebratory guy"
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{
"id": 1199,
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"duration": 6.059,
"text": "yeah you're fun guy yeah you're killing"
},
{
"id": 1200,
"start": 3076.339,
"duration": 5.221,
"text": "it on the road yeah you deserve treats"
},
{
"id": 1201,
"start": 3079.339,
"duration": 4.351,
"text": "there we go now we're talking like my"
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{
"id": 1202,
"start": 3081.56,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "inner mundial on here away from your"
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{
"id": 1203,
"start": 3083.69,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "family okay let's hear about a strip"
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"id": 1204,
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"text": "club"
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"duration": 7.65,
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"duration": 3.48,
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"start": 3095.57,
"duration": 3.029,
"text": "guy so you don't have treats in your"
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"id": 1208,
"start": 3097.339,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "head like when you get done a show you"
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"duration": 3.99,
"text": "don't go I wonder what I get to treat"
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{
"id": 1210,
"start": 3100.73,
"duration": 2.69,
"text": "myself with I mean sometimes yeah what's"
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"id": 1211,
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"duration": 3.721,
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},
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"id": 1212,
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"duration": 6.429,
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"duration": 5.7,
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"id": 1214,
"start": 3109.849,
"duration": 5.311,
"text": "to it it's just like I've just look I'm"
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{
"id": 1215,
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},
{
"id": 1216,
"start": 3115.16,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "you know I here you go now I get to be"
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{
"id": 1217,
"start": 3116.359,
"duration": 6,
"text": "alone no the dark loves that I do like"
},
{
"id": 1218,
"start": 3120.26,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "that but I mean most here's most of my"
},
{
"id": 1219,
"start": 3122.359,
"duration": 5.521,
"text": "the second show's over okay yeah so I go"
},
{
"id": 1220,
"start": 3125.9,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "back in that green room so hold on let's"
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{
"id": 1221,
"start": 3127.88,
"duration": 3.989,
"text": "walk through our you do two shows so"
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{
"id": 1222,
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"duration": 5.76,
"text": "your first show no booze I'm sure right"
},
{
"id": 1223,
"start": 3131.869,
"duration": 5.191,
"text": "definitely coffee yeah okay me too a cup"
},
{
"id": 1224,
"start": 3135.29,
"duration": 3.329,
"text": "of coffee we're gonna stage no booze"
},
{
"id": 1225,
"start": 3137.06,
"duration": 2.13,
"text": "first show they might bring a beer up I"
},
{
"id": 1226,
"start": 3138.619,
"duration": 3.871,
"text": "won't touch it"
},
{
"id": 1227,
"start": 3139.19,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "mm-hmm second show I bring a [ __ ] up"
},
{
"id": 1228,
"start": 3142.49,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "bring a cocktail or beer out yeah never"
},
{
"id": 1229,
"start": 3144.29,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "when I said what I say um when I was 22"
},
{
"id": 1230,
"start": 3146.42,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "years old I got Bob the Russian mafia"
},
{
"id": 1231,
"start": 3147.53,
"duration": 2.819,
"text": "here's how it happened they cheer and"
},
{
"id": 1232,
"start": 3149.18,
"duration": 2.159,
"text": "that's when I start drinking that's my"
},
{
"id": 1233,
"start": 3150.349,
"duration": 2.611,
"text": "first thing to them and that's your"
},
{
"id": 1234,
"start": 3151.339,
"duration": 3,
"text": "closer is why you guys all to the"
},
{
"id": 1235,
"start": 3152.96,
"duration": 3.389,
"text": "Machine story every night yeah so then"
},
{
"id": 1236,
"start": 3154.339,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "you have like 10 minutes and then you 40"
},
{
"id": 1237,
"start": 3156.349,
"duration": 3.181,
"text": "minutes and I get I get I'll get a"
},
{
"id": 1238,
"start": 3157.609,
"duration": 3.091,
"text": "little bit of a buzz oddly enough I know"
},
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"id": 1239,
"start": 3159.53,
"duration": 3.089,
"text": "that people think that I wouldn't but"
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"text": "we're both on buses it's basically like"
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"text": "this it's like if so the second show"
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{
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},
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"id": 1263,
"start": 3213.66,
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"text": "there music I have like a speaker so"
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{
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{
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{
"id": 1267,
"start": 3223.08,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "we have a post-show meal so I have a"
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{
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"text": "meal delivered as I'm coming off stage"
},
{
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"id": 1270,
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"duration": 3.66,
"text": "after the show yeah and then it's like"
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"text": "what how important is the transportation"
},
{
"id": 1272,
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{
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"duration": 4.11,
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{
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"duration": 2.49,
"text": "could like I said if it's like I feel"
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"id": 1275,
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"duration": 3.84,
"text": "like having a drink that night we have a"
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"id": 1276,
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"duration": 6.54,
"text": "drink sit around some nice I don't so"
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{
"id": 1277,
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"text": "sometimes I'll hit a like a vape pen you"
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"duration": 5.07,
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},
{
"id": 1279,
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"duration": 4.56,
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{
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},
{
"id": 1281,
"start": 3253.71,
"duration": 6.14,
"text": "[ __ ] up a little different yeah go"
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{
"id": 1282,
"start": 3258.84,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "ahead"
},
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"id": 1283,
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"duration": 7.03,
"text": "tell us the truth man's not here it's"
},
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"duration": 4.29,
"text": "not LeAnn I'm worried about how are you"
},
{
"id": 1285,
"start": 3266.88,
"duration": 9.54,
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{
"id": 1286,
"start": 3269.64,
"duration": 8.79,
"text": "know drink on stage for the second show"
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{
"id": 1287,
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"duration": 4.62,
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{
"id": 1288,
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},
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"id": 1289,
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"duration": 3.6,
"text": "have another drink like sitting back"
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{
"id": 1290,
"start": 3282.42,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "there we do like you know like a"
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{
"id": 1291,
"start": 3284.64,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "15-minute chill-out people come"
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{
"id": 1292,
"start": 3286.11,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "backstage for backstage passes like"
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"id": 1293,
"start": 3288,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "friends or well you know whatever and"
},
{
"id": 1294,
"start": 3289.89,
"duration": 2.7,
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},
{
"id": 1295,
"start": 3291.69,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "take that drink out to the"
},
{
"id": 1296,
"start": 3292.59,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "meet-and-greet to the meet-and-greet of"
},
{
"id": 1297,
"start": 3294.21,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "course makes sense yeah and then and"
},
{
"id": 1298,
"start": 3296.58,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "then what I've been doing a lot lately"
},
{
"id": 1299,
"start": 3298.8,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "is going is telling everyone on the show"
},
{
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "where I'm gonna go drink and then"
},
{
"id": 1301,
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},
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"id": 1302,
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"duration": 4.74,
"text": "yeah it's different"
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"duration": 5.49,
"text": "Wow that sounds like my nightmare it's"
},
{
"id": 1304,
"start": 3308.76,
"duration": 2.93,
"text": "not that bad if you can't connect right"
},
{
"id": 1305,
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"duration": 2.97,
"text": "oh right"
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"start": 3311.69,
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"text": "associated with yeah if you're one of"
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"duration": 3.63,
"text": "those people that that can get into you"
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"id": 1308,
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"duration": 3.93,
"text": "yeah then it will get into you I would"
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},
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"id": 1316,
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"duration": 6.15,
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"id": 1317,
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"text": "there"
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"text": "sorry that I [ __ ] swamps your bar"
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"text": "tonight"
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{
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"text": "of it and I did they didn't have Tito's"
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"text": "and soda so I just drank beer but I"
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"duration": 2.73,
"text": "all right it would say it's just a"
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"duration": 3.87,
"text": "leaner and so that's but yeah but then"
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"duration": 3.12,
"text": "we get on the bus you got a nice handle"
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"duration": 4.86,
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"id": 1346,
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"duration": 4.26,
"text": "have no idea in Atlanta Live Nation just"
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{
"id": 1347,
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"id": 1350,
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"duration": 4.05,
"text": "hey we just bullshitting and then you"
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},
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"start": 3426.55,
"duration": 4.86,
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"duration": 4.53,
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"text": "very healthy when you go to a bar then"
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"start": 3439.72,
"duration": 3.39,
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"text": "talking but you're not getting nap"
},
{
"id": 1373,
"start": 3443.11,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "[ __ ] up yeah on the just sitting on"
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"id": 1374,
"start": 3445.6,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "the bus I think my drinking all the"
},
{
"id": 1375,
"start": 3448.39,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "enough has been more under control them"
},
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"id": 1376,
"start": 3449.77,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "i eating I was really good the first run"
},
{
"id": 1377,
"start": 3451.96,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "and then it just [ __ ] I started to do"
},
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"id": 1378,
"start": 3453.49,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "this like when because you know when you"
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"id": 1379,
"start": 3455.38,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "when you get to the theaters they'll say"
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"id": 1380,
"start": 3456.67,
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"text": "like do you want food you know do you"
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{
"id": 1381,
"start": 3458.77,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "want to order pre-show meal just"
},
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"id": 1382,
"start": 3460.45,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "like an automated answer she's like yeah"
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{
"id": 1383,
"start": 3462.04,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "grilled chicken but like just this way"
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"id": 1384,
"start": 3464.41,
"duration": 3.689,
"text": "what gets delivered is good for you I"
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"id": 1385,
"start": 3466.27,
"duration": 5.49,
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"id": 1386,
"start": 3468.099,
"duration": 5.221,
"text": "yeah yeah when we were in Indianapolis"
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"id": 1387,
"start": 3471.76,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "made this great pizza place grunts I was"
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"id": 1388,
"start": 3473.32,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "like yeah four pizzas huh what watch the"
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"id": 1389,
"start": 3475.99,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "NFC Championship an outdoor bus huh what"
},
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"id": 1390,
"start": 3478.21,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "does this [ __ ] the wheels come off"
},
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"id": 1391,
"start": 3480.28,
"duration": 6,
"text": "yeah is that Leanne I know it's like"
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{
"id": 1392,
"start": 3483.04,
"duration": 9.15,
"text": "Mitch fate oh look at it what's going on"
},
{
"id": 1393,
"start": 3486.28,
"duration": 8.37,
"text": "there oh my god that's a dirt oh my god"
},
{
"id": 1394,
"start": 3492.19,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "is that fern yeah jerking off that's me"
},
{
"id": 1395,
"start": 3494.65,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "jerking off in a window yeah look at him"
},
{
"id": 1396,
"start": 3496.99,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "oh my god you've never seen this I'd"
},
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"id": 1397,
"start": 3499.69,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "never seen that before"
},
{
"id": 1398,
"start": 3500.829,
"duration": 4.801,
"text": "that woman got almost got me fired you"
},
{
"id": 1399,
"start": 3502.75,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "never heard this story dad time you"
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"id": 1400,
"start": 3505.63,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "checked off you never heard this story"
},
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"id": 1401,
"start": 3506.92,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "for real no oh this is a good story"
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"id": 1402,
"start": 3509.47,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "tell me so for those of you who are"
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{
"id": 1403,
"start": 3511.96,
"duration": 3.629,
"text": "listening you did not see anything yeah"
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"id": 1404,
"start": 3514,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "that's true but what you did was from"
},
{
"id": 1405,
"start": 3515.589,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "the shield and those two act that's not"
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{
"id": 1406,
"start": 3517.57,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "real footage that's not real footage no"
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"text": "booked me how great is it yeah Tommy"
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"text": "just looked at me in they go he looks"
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"text": "like a [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz the role was I"
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"text": "was a guy who hired a black guy to [ __ ]"
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{
"id": 1419,
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"text": "my wife and I like to jack off watching"
},
{
"id": 1420,
"start": 3548.589,
"duration": 3.871,
"text": "them [ __ ] on the outside dressed as a"
},
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"start": 3550.03,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "DWP elf boy yeah guy this is pretty cool"
},
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"duration": 3,
"text": "I like this very specific and I didn't"
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"duration": 3.149,
"text": "even have to read for it they went yeah"
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{
"id": 1424,
"start": 3555.46,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "they checks off the black guys [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1425,
"start": 3557.349,
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"text": "his wife yeah"
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"id": 1426,
"start": 3558.49,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "so how turned out would you be if that"
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"text": "were our thing not at all not at all"
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"duration": 4.201,
"text": "really the idea of someone else [ __ ]"
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"start": 3564.49,
"duration": 9.18,
"text": "Leanne is not turn me on what are you"
},
{
"id": 1430,
"start": 3566.53,
"duration": 9.12,
"text": "whoa was that you're opening your opener"
},
{
"id": 1431,
"start": 3573.67,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "no no that was I don't know what that"
},
{
"id": 1432,
"start": 3575.65,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "was from I'm offended by that kind of"
},
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"id": 1433,
"start": 3577.75,
"duration": 8.25,
"text": "Christ it startled me I wasn't expecting"
},
{
"id": 1434,
"start": 3580.99,
"duration": 6.839,
"text": "to hear Bert saying oh wait what's a"
},
{
"id": 1435,
"start": 3586,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "turn-on for you and Leanne like what"
},
{
"id": 1436,
"start": 3587.829,
"duration": 3.79,
"text": "would you want to happen with Leanne"
},
{
"id": 1437,
"start": 3589.569,
"duration": 5.05,
"text": "nothing just me and her [ __ ] yeah"
},
{
"id": 1438,
"start": 3591.619,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "we're not Cato's those no there's no"
},
{
"id": 1439,
"start": 3594.619,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "like hot Girl Scout troop leader mom"
},
{
"id": 1440,
"start": 3596.989,
"duration": 4.951,
"text": "that you'd be like Olean we should oh no"
},
{
"id": 1441,
"start": 3599.869,
"duration": 6.331,
"text": "that was your go go to like you put her"
},
{
"id": 1442,
"start": 3601.94,
"duration": 6.929,
"text": "in the dog or like missionary yeah we"
},
{
"id": 1443,
"start": 3606.2,
"duration": 5.129,
"text": "did we did the 12 nights of Kama Sutra"
},
{
"id": 1444,
"start": 3608.869,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "in December yeah we did the 12 nights"
},
{
"id": 1445,
"start": 3611.329,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "Christmas with a group of friends so we"
},
{
"id": 1446,
"start": 3613.069,
"duration": 4.591,
"text": "had 12 parties in December and then on"
},
{
"id": 1447,
"start": 3616.249,
"duration": 2.911,
"text": "the photos every one of those nights and"
},
{
"id": 1448,
"start": 3617.66,
"duration": 3.389,
"text": "then the first night for you I said why"
},
{
"id": 1449,
"start": 3619.16,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "don't we as a group of friends do the 12"
},
{
"id": 1450,
"start": 3621.049,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "nights of Kama Sutra so every night we"
},
{
"id": 1451,
"start": 3622.64,
"duration": 3.689,
"text": "have a party we'll all send each other a"
},
{
"id": 1452,
"start": 3624.529,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "new Kama Sutra pose that we have to do"
},
{
"id": 1453,
"start": 3626.329,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "and then we'll send our notes back in"
},
{
"id": 1454,
"start": 3627.92,
"duration": 4.439,
"text": "the morning as a couple and not everyone"
},
{
"id": 1455,
"start": 3630.079,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "understood it properly the first couple"
},
{
"id": 1456,
"start": 3632.359,
"duration": 6.291,
"text": "gave their kids nikkor a benadryl yeah"
},
{
"id": 1457,
"start": 3636.619,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "and then did all 12 positions that night"
},
{
"id": 1458,
"start": 3638.65,
"duration": 6.189,
"text": "they'd knock their kids out and [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1459,
"start": 3640.969,
"duration": 5.431,
"text": "12 position yeah and so yeah it's not"
},
{
"id": 1460,
"start": 3644.839,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "always that but Liana and I did it we"
},
{
"id": 1461,
"start": 3646.4,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "did all them and it was [ __ ] awesome"
},
{
"id": 1462,
"start": 3647.749,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "really it was this one position that uh"
},
{
"id": 1463,
"start": 3650.21,
"duration": 7.44,
"text": "that she pulled up and it was so cool"
},
{
"id": 1464,
"start": 3653.779,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "imagine if imagine if you're sitting"
},
{
"id": 1465,
"start": 3657.65,
"duration": 4.469,
"text": "she's sitting on my lap but her legs are"
},
{
"id": 1466,
"start": 3659.359,
"duration": 4.771,
"text": "over to the side right mm-hmm now take"
},
{
"id": 1467,
"start": 3662.119,
"duration": 3.541,
"text": "that position and just fall back on the"
},
{
"id": 1468,
"start": 3664.13,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "bed so her backs on the bed and you're"
},
{
"id": 1469,
"start": 3665.66,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "on your side and her legs are up over"
},
{
"id": 1470,
"start": 3667.969,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "your legs does that make sense yes yeah"
},
{
"id": 1471,
"start": 3670.19,
"duration": 5.909,
"text": "I'm trying it was awesome it was awesome"
},
{
"id": 1472,
"start": 3673.759,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "but yeah I'm more bearing meat potatoes"
},
{
"id": 1473,
"start": 3676.099,
"duration": 4.291,
"text": "I just want to have regular sex yeah"
},
{
"id": 1474,
"start": 3677.779,
"duration": 6.78,
"text": "yeah I can see that he gained a guy or"
},
{
"id": 1475,
"start": 3680.39,
"duration": 10.679,
"text": "no never done not with her once in camp"
},
{
"id": 1476,
"start": 3684.559,
"duration": 7.05,
"text": "this guy nice guy or no no no I'd never"
},
{
"id": 1477,
"start": 3691.069,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "done anal"
},
{
"id": 1478,
"start": 3691.609,
"duration": 6.061,
"text": "yeah really yeah I tried okay"
},
{
"id": 1479,
"start": 3695.569,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "so wait you booked this role you so I"
},
{
"id": 1480,
"start": 3697.67,
"duration": 6.24,
"text": "booked this role and Chiklis is I think"
},
{
"id": 1481,
"start": 3701.839,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "Chiklis and this other guy are directing"
},
{
"id": 1482,
"start": 3703.91,
"duration": 6.179,
"text": "this episode but Chiklis is on set so I"
},
{
"id": 1483,
"start": 3707.479,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "I read the breakdown and I add a scene"
},
{
"id": 1484,
"start": 3710.089,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "and it's me watching my wife [ __ ] a"
},
{
"id": 1485,
"start": 3711.739,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "black dude right and the black guy and"
},
{
"id": 1486,
"start": 3713.719,
"duration": 3.991,
"text": "my wife were both in this house I see"
},
{
"id": 1487,
"start": 3715.789,
"duration": 3,
"text": "them in the house and so I just got into"
},
{
"id": 1488,
"start": 3717.71,
"duration": 3.68,
"text": "role and I started playing with my dick"
},
{
"id": 1489,
"start": 3718.789,
"duration": 6.781,
"text": "like legit playing with my dick right"
},
{
"id": 1490,
"start": 3721.39,
"duration": 6.94,
"text": "and they pull up and she gets outraged"
},
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"id": 1491,
"start": 3725.57,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "lady yes this lady the real person she"
},
{
"id": 1492,
"start": 3728.33,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "calls cut because this is ridiculous"
},
{
"id": 1493,
"start": 3729.92,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "he's touching himself and in my head I'm"
},
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"id": 1494,
"start": 3732.44,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "like I did I read this wrong I was like"
},
{
"id": 1495,
"start": 3734.48,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "I thought that it said to play I don't"
},
{
"id": 1496,
"start": 3736.31,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "like oh my god I'm so [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1497,
"start": 3737.33,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "embarrassed I've never acted in anything"
},
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"id": 1498,
"start": 3739.07,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "before this is the first I ever acted in"
},
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"id": 1499,
"start": 3740.69,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "this is when we were shooting hurt Bert"
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"id": 1500,
"start": 3742.19,
"duration": 5.97,
"text": "by the way so she was I'm not gonna work"
},
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"id": 1501,
"start": 3745.7,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "with him and show she moves they split"
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"id": 1502,
"start": 3748.16,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "us up and Michael Chiklis and this other"
},
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"id": 1503,
"start": 3751.34,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "guy forget the other guy's name come up"
},
{
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"start": 3752.9,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "to me and I go hey man I'm really sorry"
},
{
"id": 1505,
"start": 3755.18,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "I think I misread this I do it again I"
},
{
"id": 1506,
"start": 3758,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "don't have to touch myself he was like"
},
{
"id": 1507,
"start": 3759.29,
"duration": 6.18,
"text": "no great choice I want really thank God"
},
{
"id": 1508,
"start": 3763.13,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "her [ __ ] her it's a great choice that's"
},
{
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"start": 3765.47,
"duration": 1.83,
"text": "definitely what we want is a matter of"
},
{
"id": 1510,
"start": 3766.49,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "fact what we're gonna do is we're gonna"
},
{
"id": 1511,
"start": 3767.3,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "hold her in position hey yeah and then"
},
{
"id": 1512,
"start": 3769.28,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "we're gonna close in on you were into"
},
{
"id": 1513,
"start": 3770.48,
"duration": 2.19,
"text": "some tights when I move the camera round"
},
{
"id": 1514,
"start": 3771.68,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "but I want you to just play with"
},
{
"id": 1515,
"start": 3772.67,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "yourself I was like really yeah yeah"
},
{
"id": 1516,
"start": 3775.13,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "yeah go at it and then what and then"
},
{
"id": 1517,
"start": 3777.2,
"duration": 6.24,
"text": "what I mean when I call her back the"
},
{
"id": 1518,
"start": 3780.2,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "second time to font-size yourself and"
},
{
"id": 1519,
"start": 3783.44,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "but we're gonna use you touch it's like"
},
{
"id": 1520,
"start": 3785.36,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "okay she goes all right all right hold"
},
{
"id": 1521,
"start": 3787.04,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "her its first position all right action"
},
{
"id": 1522,
"start": 3789.14,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "so I walk up this whole shot you see and"
},
{
"id": 1523,
"start": 3791.96,
"duration": 2.73,
"text": "I'm [ __ ] play with my dick I'm gonna"
},
{
"id": 1524,
"start": 3793.82,
"duration": 2.31,
"text": "play with my dick"
},
{
"id": 1525,
"start": 3794.69,
"duration": 2.73,
"text": "and then my dick starts getting hard I'm"
},
{
"id": 1526,
"start": 3796.13,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "playing with my dick yeah and we're"
},
{
"id": 1527,
"start": 3797.42,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "going on for like five minutes I'm like"
},
{
"id": 1528,
"start": 3798.77,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "are they even filming or do you think"
},
{
"id": 1529,
"start": 3800.51,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "they're just sitting back they're gonna"
},
{
"id": 1530,
"start": 3801.68,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "watch this guy jagoff the Z becomes yeah"
},
{
"id": 1531,
"start": 3803.87,
"duration": 5.42,
"text": "so then it finally goes all right cut I"
},
{
"id": 1532,
"start": 3806.72,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "ain't good I would have let you go yeah"
},
{
"id": 1533,
"start": 3809.29,
"duration": 4.6,
"text": "so then a little more bird they pull"
},
{
"id": 1534,
"start": 3811.94,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "they pulled her up and then the scene I"
},
{
"id": 1535,
"start": 3813.89,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "did the scene without touching myself"
},
{
"id": 1536,
"start": 3815.51,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "but they use me touching myself and just"
},
{
"id": 1537,
"start": 3817.82,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "intercut them and then yeah and then I"
},
{
"id": 1538,
"start": 3820.97,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "walk around they arrest me put me in"
},
{
"id": 1539,
"start": 3823.19,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "cuffs had a panic attack in handcuffs"
},
{
"id": 1540,
"start": 3824.72,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "walked me the front door big black guy"
},
{
"id": 1541,
"start": 3827.81,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "comes out and I was like honey can you"
},
{
"id": 1542,
"start": 3830.12,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "just tell them what's going on and he's"
},
{
"id": 1543,
"start": 3831.65,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "like yeah dudes with her and then you"
},
{
"id": 1544,
"start": 3835.07,
"duration": 6.12,
"text": "find out that I like to have black guys"
},
{
"id": 1545,
"start": 3836.36,
"duration": 6.33,
"text": "[ __ ] my wife yeah Wow"
},
{
"id": 1546,
"start": 3841.19,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "I know that all you're gonna do is"
},
{
"id": 1547,
"start": 3842.69,
"duration": 6.68,
"text": "intercuts my voice up I'd like to have"
},
{
"id": 1548,
"start": 3845.33,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "black guys [ __ ] my wife and we'll use it"
},
{
"id": 1549,
"start": 3849.37,
"duration": 5.86,
"text": "thank you"
},
{
"id": 1550,
"start": 3850.76,
"duration": 8.99,
"text": "audio recorded there online make sure"
},
{
"id": 1551,
"start": 3855.23,
"duration": 14.43,
"text": "you mark that by the way okay"
},
{
"id": 1552,
"start": 3859.75,
"duration": 23.95,
"text": "yeah we have this other footage yeah you"
},
{
"id": 1553,
"start": 3869.66,
"duration": 20.04,
"text": "can watch it right now angus farm indeed"
},
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"start": 3883.7,
"duration": 9,
"text": "many tendinitis that's that's a good"
},
{
"id": 1555,
"start": 3889.7,
"duration": 8.25,
"text": "from secret time it's uh yeah they're"
},
{
"id": 1556,
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"duration": 6.6,
"text": "doing an international good job man I"
},
{
"id": 1557,
"start": 3897.95,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "appreciate it man yeah thanks for"
},
{
"id": 1558,
"start": 3899.3,
"duration": 7.26,
"text": "killing these beers do you have it in"
},
{
"id": 1559,
"start": 3904.76,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "your audience people do they do y'all"
},
{
"id": 1560,
"start": 3906.56,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "like Berta's fat when they see you or"
},
{
"id": 1561,
"start": 3908.48,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "they probably old Tom is that a yell tom"
},
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"id": 1562,
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"duration": 4.23,
"text": "is that the old Thomas fat the old tour"
},
{
"id": 1563,
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"duration": 4.47,
"text": "bus champ a lot yeah the one the one I"
},
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"id": 1564,
"start": 3915.23,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "mean I told you this I hate even bring"
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"id": 1565,
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"duration": 4.41,
"text": "this up because I because obviously it's"
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"id": 1566,
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"duration": 5.88,
"text": "this company great I've never settled"
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"id": 1567,
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"duration": 5.43,
"text": "the buck but uh the very first date I"
},
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"id": 1568,
"start": 3925.16,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "did after do in this podcast when this"
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"id": 1569,
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"duration": 6.86,
"text": "is in Oxnard and some guy clear as"
},
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"id": 1570,
"start": 3930.89,
"duration": 6.78,
"text": "[ __ ] day in the middle of my set goes"
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{
"id": 1571,
"start": 3933.7,
"duration": 6.31,
"text": "tell your n-word joke late word and the"
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{
"id": 1572,
"start": 3937.67,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "n-word he but he said he's had the real"
},
{
"id": 1573,
"start": 3940.01,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "word he said the real word and it was in"
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"text": "the cleanest white version of that use"
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"start": 3945.17,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "of that word and then ruined the room it"
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"duration": 5.58,
"text": "ruined the [ __ ] room and everyone was"
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"duration": 6.24,
"text": "like oh and I was like listen I don't I"
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"duration": 6.93,
"text": "apologize I go listen I I understand"
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"duration": 6.27,
"text": "that you're a fan but I I'm not gonna"
},
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"duration": 4.98,
"text": "I'm not gonna do that and I just wish"
},
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"start": 3962.93,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "you hadn't done that and it really reset"
},
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"duration": 4.02,
"text": "the room and I had to like win them back"
},
{
"id": 1583,
"start": 3966.92,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "and it was like [ __ ] nightmare"
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"start": 3969.29,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "so I get on the show I'm doing the meet"
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"duration": 4.38,
"text": "and greet and this black guy comes up to"
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"start": 3972.89,
"duration": 5.01,
"text": "me and he goes you never told it I said"
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"id": 1587,
"start": 3975.44,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "ah it was a black guy doing a white guy"
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"id": 1588,
"start": 3977.9,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "voice yeah [ __ ] and I was like you"
},
{
"id": 1589,
"start": 3980.96,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "might why didn't you tell him when you"
},
{
"id": 1590,
"start": 3982.43,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "were black he goes I don't care cuz he's"
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{
"id": 1591,
"start": 3984.98,
"duration": 4.349,
"text": "black he's like Oh"
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{
"id": 1592,
"start": 3986.69,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "yeah but it was [ __ ] a [ __ ] rific"
},
{
"id": 1593,
"start": 3989.329,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "that was the one that sucked the most"
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{
"id": 1594,
"start": 3991.4,
"duration": 24.6,
"text": "but mostly people yelled tour bus"
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{
"id": 1595,
"start": 3992.599,
"duration": 25.111,
"text": "campers fat Mickey Mantle gene dude how"
},
{
"id": 1596,
"start": 4016,
"duration": 7.14,
"text": "about all this blackface showing up huh"
},
{
"id": 1597,
"start": 4017.71,
"duration": 7.409,
"text": "yeah yeah there was there were yeah the"
},
{
"id": 1598,
"start": 4023.14,
"duration": 3.449,
"text": "fashion stuff you're talking about oh no"
},
{
"id": 1599,
"start": 4025.119,
"duration": 4.141,
"text": "no I'm talking about all these [ __ ]"
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"start": 4026.589,
"duration": 5.551,
"text": "like Halloween costumes yeah I like the"
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{
"id": 1601,
"start": 4029.26,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "Virginia Governor how funny is I mean"
},
{
"id": 1602,
"start": 4032.14,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "how [ __ ] comical is that the governor"
},
{
"id": 1603,
"start": 4034.42,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "gets caught in blackface the next guy"
},
{
"id": 1604,
"start": 4037.24,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "raped some women and allegedly and then"
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{
"id": 1605,
"start": 4039.52,
"duration": 6.72,
"text": "the next guy goes actually I've been in"
},
{
"id": 1606,
"start": 4040.99,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "black Virginia you did you ever see"
},
{
"id": 1607,
"start": 4046.24,
"duration": 7.829,
"text": "anyone a blackface in college and like"
},
{
"id": 1608,
"start": 4048.01,
"duration": 11.359,
"text": "Florida or a nice no no our high school"
},
{
"id": 1609,
"start": 4054.069,
"duration": 8.221,
"text": "cheerleading squad in like 1987 89 88"
},
{
"id": 1610,
"start": 4059.369,
"duration": 5.891,
"text": "came out to babies got back in all"
},
{
"id": 1611,
"start": 4062.29,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "blackface wigs and gold chains finally"
},
{
"id": 1612,
"start": 4065.26,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "there was a picture of it online there"
},
{
"id": 1613,
"start": 4067.15,
"duration": 2.55,
"text": "was a picture over the line I actually"
},
{
"id": 1614,
"start": 4068.23,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "hit some of the chicks up was like hey"
},
{
"id": 1615,
"start": 4069.7,
"duration": 3.419,
"text": "you guys worked with kids you might want"
},
{
"id": 1616,
"start": 4071.56,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "to get rid of that picture one girl I"
},
{
"id": 1617,
"start": 4073.119,
"duration": 3.631,
"text": "bet there's a picture online tagged"
},
{
"id": 1618,
"start": 4074.47,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "herself she's like I love this thing no"
},
{
"id": 1619,
"start": 4076.75,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "there's one girl that works with"
},
{
"id": 1620,
"start": 4078.16,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "disabled kids that had a there was a"
},
{
"id": 1621,
"start": 4080.26,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "picture of me and her in college it was"
},
{
"id": 1622,
"start": 4081.79,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "this party I threw but she is in"
},
{
"id": 1623,
"start": 4084.31,
"duration": 6.42,
"text": "straight blackface like like legit"
},
{
"id": 1624,
"start": 4088.3,
"duration": 4.559,
"text": "blackface and I ran into her in San"
},
{
"id": 1625,
"start": 4090.73,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "Diego I was like hey you may want to"
},
{
"id": 1626,
"start": 4092.859,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "like scrub the Internet of that like"
},
{
"id": 1627,
"start": 4094.63,
"duration": 3.959,
"text": "just pull it down she had posted it"
},
{
"id": 1628,
"start": 4096.339,
"duration": 4.591,
"text": "herself and tagged me in it Oh"
},
{
"id": 1629,
"start": 4098.589,
"duration": 4.591,
"text": "Livius to the idea that that I don't"
},
{
"id": 1630,
"start": 4100.93,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "think I was even aware of what blackface"
},
{
"id": 1631,
"start": 4103.18,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "yeah it wasn't a thing I'm trying to"
},
{
"id": 1632,
"start": 4106.12,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "think of like awareness it wasn't like I"
},
{
"id": 1633,
"start": 4108.73,
"duration": 5.339,
"text": "don't think that people were I mean I"
},
{
"id": 1634,
"start": 4111.52,
"duration": 4.319,
"text": "wasn't throwing around definitely in"
},
{
"id": 1635,
"start": 4114.069,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "high school but I if I had seen that"
},
{
"id": 1636,
"start": 4115.839,
"duration": 4.291,
"text": "probably you know I mean I wasn't"
},
{
"id": 1637,
"start": 4117.759,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "noticed my attention as being"
},
{
"id": 1638,
"start": 4120.13,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "as crazy as if you notice it now oh I I"
},
{
"id": 1639,
"start": 4122.679,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "mean I don't I never even thought of it"
},
{
"id": 1640,
"start": 4124.9,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "to be on I mean I never done it but I"
},
{
"id": 1641,
"start": 4127.15,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "own still exactly like makeup on my face"
},
{
"id": 1642,
"start": 4128.739,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "like I'm not saying that I would ever I"
},
{
"id": 1643,
"start": 4130.719,
"duration": 3.781,
"text": "wouldn't but I don't like makeup on my"
},
{
"id": 1644,
"start": 4133.089,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "face like clowns freak me out I don't"
},
{
"id": 1645,
"start": 4134.5,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "never put makeup on my face yeah that's"
},
{
"id": 1646,
"start": 4136.21,
"duration": 2.73,
"text": "how I know I've never died know that I"
},
{
"id": 1647,
"start": 4137.35,
"duration": 6.11,
"text": "did the talent show in fifth grade I did"
},
{
"id": 1648,
"start": 4138.94,
"duration": 8.64,
"text": "young MC thing but I wore a dress"
},
{
"id": 1649,
"start": 4143.46,
"duration": 6.25,
"text": "why do I dress forget I think I played"
},
{
"id": 1650,
"start": 4147.58,
"duration": 5.94,
"text": "the girl that's in the story and best"
},
{
"id": 1651,
"start": 4149.71,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "move yeah yeah yeah so like act it out"
},
{
"id": 1652,
"start": 4153.52,
"duration": 7.35,
"text": "we got it now that's a crime you were"
},
{
"id": 1653,
"start": 4155.5,
"duration": 7.529,
"text": "mocking true I know they got out in the"
},
{
"id": 1654,
"start": 4160.87,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "Kevin Cranston Bryan Cranston because he"
},
{
"id": 1655,
"start": 4163.029,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "played a disabled person with the"
},
{
"id": 1656,
"start": 4164.5,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "neighbor it's insane where this is going"
},
{
"id": 1657,
"start": 4168.069,
"duration": 3.801,
"text": "I mean the Kevin Hart tried to [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1658,
"start": 4169.87,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "give a shout out to Jesse Smollett and"
},
{
"id": 1659,
"start": 4171.87,
"duration": 4.539,
"text": "it's time yeah here's what we're gonna"
},
{
"id": 1660,
"start": 4174.4,
"duration": 3.419,
"text": "ask you well what do you think like if"
},
{
"id": 1661,
"start": 4176.409,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "you were orchestrating that hate crime"
},
{
"id": 1662,
"start": 4177.819,
"duration": 4.261,
"text": "what do you think he did wrong oh I'll"
},
{
"id": 1663,
"start": 4180.549,
"duration": 3.331,
"text": "tell you how would you how should he"
},
{
"id": 1664,
"start": 4182.08,
"duration": 4.259,
"text": "have done it right he I can tell you all"
},
{
"id": 1665,
"start": 4183.88,
"duration": 3.959,
"text": "the things all the signals that I picked"
},
{
"id": 1666,
"start": 4186.339,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "up on when I first read the story and I"
},
{
"id": 1667,
"start": 4187.839,
"duration": 3.121,
"text": "went I'm not gonna say this out loud but"
},
{
"id": 1668,
"start": 4189.549,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "this is [ __ ] yeah let's talk to an"
},
{
"id": 1669,
"start": 4190.96,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "expert you can't you can't say this out"
},
{
"id": 1670,
"start": 4192.609,
"duration": 4.831,
"text": "loud because you look like a person that"
},
{
"id": 1671,
"start": 4194.5,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "is promoting violence but I go hold on"
},
{
"id": 1672,
"start": 4197.44,
"duration": 7.11,
"text": "one second to racist white guys"
},
{
"id": 1673,
"start": 4200.02,
"duration": 6.929,
"text": "recognized you from Empire I at 2:00 in"
},
{
"id": 1674,
"start": 4204.55,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "the morning I watch it Empire like but I"
},
{
"id": 1675,
"start": 4206.949,
"duration": 2.431,
"text": "wouldn't recognize you"
},
{
"id": 1676,
"start": 4208,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "I've watched Empire but I wouldn't"
},
{
"id": 1677,
"start": 4209.38,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "recognize you and two guys in mega has"
},
{
"id": 1678,
"start": 4211.75,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "like a you're that gay guy from Empire"
},
{
"id": 1679,
"start": 4214.27,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "that numbers gonna happen no one that's"
},
{
"id": 1680,
"start": 4216.31,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "a mega guys what is watching Empire"
},
{
"id": 1681,
"start": 4218.17,
"duration": 3,
"text": "that's just doesn't that's not their"
},
{
"id": 1682,
"start": 4219.19,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "what they enjoy watching it's a good"
},
{
"id": 1683,
"start": 4221.17,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "point ever thought the noose was on his"
},
{
"id": 1684,
"start": 4222.58,
"duration": 3.809,
"text": "neck for 45 minutes when the police when"
},
{
"id": 1685,
"start": 4224.8,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "the police talked to him who keeps a"
},
{
"id": 1686,
"start": 4226.389,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "noose on their [ __ ] neck the cops"
},
{
"id": 1687,
"start": 4228.07,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "came to his apartment to interview him"
},
{
"id": 1688,
"start": 4229.84,
"duration": 6.299,
"text": "and he was still had it around his neck"
},
{
"id": 1689,
"start": 4231.34,
"duration": 7.74,
"text": "and the bleach no one wants they're not"
},
{
"id": 1690,
"start": 4236.139,
"duration": 5.191,
"text": "trying to get you lighter no one's like"
},
{
"id": 1691,
"start": 4239.08,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "hey we want you to be like us come on"
},
{
"id": 1692,
"start": 4241.33,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "man let's it let's help out what the"
},
{
"id": 1693,
"start": 4243.82,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "[ __ ] it was we're saying you're saying"
},
{
"id": 1694,
"start": 4245.56,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "that yeah like as a white person you"
},
{
"id": 1695,
"start": 4248.02,
"duration": 3.77,
"text": "wouldn't want him to be whiter you"
},
{
"id": 1696,
"start": 4250.12,
"duration": 3.56,
"text": "wouldn't be like yeah"
},
{
"id": 1697,
"start": 4251.79,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "if this bleach works then old stop in"
},
{
"id": 1698,
"start": 4253.68,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "the middle of this I'm so sorry there"
},
{
"id": 1699,
"start": 4255.6,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "was a lot of that that I just didn't I"
},
{
"id": 1700,
"start": 4257.04,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "called I called [ __ ] in my head but"
},
{
"id": 1701,
"start": 4258.93,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "then I'm also a cynic I'm and I'm also a"
},
{
"id": 1702,
"start": 4261.33,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "contrarian so like so like as soon as"
},
{
"id": 1703,
"start": 4263.52,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "that happened I that's what I thought"
},
{
"id": 1704,
"start": 4264.6,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "and then once I found out it was a lie I"
},
{
"id": 1705,
"start": 4267.24,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "then get empathetic for that kid I and"
},
{
"id": 1706,
"start": 4269.43,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "then I go like you feel badly afraid I"
},
{
"id": 1707,
"start": 4272.49,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "feel badly for him is that because I go"
},
{
"id": 1708,
"start": 4274.32,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "where's his brain at and and I don't"
},
{
"id": 1709,
"start": 4276.84,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "want that to be used as a lightning rod"
},
{
"id": 1710,
"start": 4279.54,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "to light up true mega racists yeah to go"
},
{
"id": 1711,
"start": 4282.39,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "this is why they're that or this is like"
},
{
"id": 1712,
"start": 4284.43,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "sigh so like I whenever whatever side is"
},
{
"id": 1713,
"start": 4287.22,
"duration": 3,
"text": "though I'm always going to the opposite"
},
{
"id": 1714,
"start": 4288.69,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "side and trying to argue my the other"
},
{
"id": 1715,
"start": 4290.22,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "direction yeah but yeah I feel bad for"
},
{
"id": 1716,
"start": 4292.65,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "that kid I'm on his brain they thought"
},
{
"id": 1717,
"start": 4295.08,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "that would help him it's not good it's"
},
{
"id": 1718,
"start": 4297.18,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "not good for anyone no I know I felt the"
},
{
"id": 1719,
"start": 4299.46,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "same thing it's just it's nothing Goods"
},
{
"id": 1720,
"start": 4301.8,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "gonna come of that could be mental"
},
{
"id": 1721,
"start": 4303.45,
"duration": 13.71,
"text": "illness I don't know no breathing yeah"
},
{
"id": 1722,
"start": 4308.01,
"duration": 12.33,
"text": "you gotta breathe great your mom's house"
},
{
"id": 1723,
"start": 4317.16,
"duration": 5.82,
"text": "challenge to what put stuff in your but"
},
{
"id": 1724,
"start": 4320.34,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "the it's a viral challenge they'll be"
},
{
"id": 1725,
"start": 4322.98,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "put out on Facebook much does it like"
},
{
"id": 1726,
"start": 4324.9,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "the ice bucket challenge right right and"
},
{
"id": 1727,
"start": 4327.42,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "it's yeah right it's a tight shot and"
},
{
"id": 1728,
"start": 4331.17,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "it's like hey guys my name is Bert"
},
{
"id": 1729,
"start": 4332.76,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "Kreischer it's ready for the it's ready"
},
{
"id": 1730,
"start": 4334.74,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "I'm ready for the plug challenge right"
},
{
"id": 1731,
"start": 4337.53,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "now you gotta try to guess am I putting"
},
{
"id": 1732,
"start": 4339.21,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "a butt plug in or am I not putting up up"
},
{
"id": 1733,
"start": 4341.31,
"duration": 4.94,
"text": "again and it's just a shot on my eyes"
},
{
"id": 1734,
"start": 4343.35,
"duration": 2.9,
"text": "and it's big one"
},
{
"id": 1735,
"start": 4348.17,
"duration": 5.92,
"text": "and people have to guess it'd be really"
},
{
"id": 1736,
"start": 4351.63,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "if you didn't do it and then do you show"
},
{
"id": 1737,
"start": 4354.09,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "them and then you pull back and you"
},
{
"id": 1738,
"start": 4355.89,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "their pants on or you make would you do"
},
{
"id": 1739,
"start": 4358.89,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "a plug video yeah would you I did a I"
},
{
"id": 1740,
"start": 4361.14,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "would no but I tell you what I would do"
},
{
"id": 1741,
"start": 4362.91,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "a suppository video yeah have you ever"
},
{
"id": 1742,
"start": 4365.01,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "put up a suppository in your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1743,
"start": 4366.42,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "I've had one put in but it's been alone"
},
{
"id": 1744,
"start": 4367.8,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "this is my impression of getting into"
},
{
"id": 1745,
"start": 4369.33,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "surprise this is my impression of a"
},
{
"id": 1746,
"start": 4370.92,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "suppository getting put in your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1747,
"start": 4373.02,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "this is me as the suppository getting"
},
{
"id": 1748,
"start": 4375.78,
"duration": 5.15,
"text": "put in your [ __ ] okay ready again no"
},
{
"id": 1749,
"start": 4377.43,
"duration": 7.8,
"text": "no no no no I'll take it from here okay"
},
{
"id": 1750,
"start": 4380.93,
"duration": 4.3,
"text": "[Laughter]"
},
{
"id": 1751,
"start": 4385.85,
"duration": 5.44,
"text": "a lock time because sometimes I [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1752,
"start": 4389.16,
"duration": 4.55,
"text": "[ __ ] fire and so a suppository is what"
},
{
"id": 1753,
"start": 4391.29,
"duration": 2.42,
"text": "cools it down"
},
{
"id": 1754,
"start": 4394.07,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "eh I've done a very recently oh if I eat"
},
{
"id": 1755,
"start": 4397.71,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "a lot of spicy stuff from my [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1756,
"start": 4399.21,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "[ __ ] burning I'll just show it"
},
{
"id": 1757,
"start": 4400.59,
"duration": 4.16,
"text": "Shaba preparation-h suppository up there"
},
{
"id": 1758,
"start": 4403.23,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "Wow and that cools your [ __ ] off"
},
{
"id": 1759,
"start": 4404.75,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "immediately feels good okay had other"
},
{
"id": 1760,
"start": 4407.7,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "stuff up your butt yes I deposit really"
},
{
"id": 1761,
"start": 4409.89,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "never never a toy come on"
},
{
"id": 1762,
"start": 4411.87,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "they're pretty toy what kind of toys"
},
{
"id": 1763,
"start": 4412.92,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "like a little car something oh no no I"
},
{
"id": 1764,
"start": 4414.66,
"duration": 6.87,
"text": "think MIT's next way no no no no I've"
},
{
"id": 1765,
"start": 4419.88,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "never had any you'd never been pegged or"
},
{
"id": 1766,
"start": 4421.53,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "anything like that never been pegged"
},
{
"id": 1767,
"start": 4422.46,
"duration": 4.68,
"text": "really to figure out my ass obviously"
},
{
"id": 1768,
"start": 4424.77,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "okay well yeah I mean who has another"
},
{
"id": 1769,
"start": 4427.14,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "finger in their eyes"
},
{
"id": 1770,
"start": 4427.83,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "well I mean how often I mean no like"
},
{
"id": 1771,
"start": 4429.72,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "college does last time yeah Leanne we'll"
},
{
"id": 1772,
"start": 4433.11,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "do it this is I'll actually do it this"
},
{
"id": 1773,
"start": 4434.34,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "is my impression of me and Leanne during"
},
{
"id": 1774,
"start": 4436.53,
"duration": 7.89,
"text": "oral sex ready Oh Oh put your finger in"
},
{
"id": 1775,
"start": 4440.61,
"duration": 6.75,
"text": "my ass what nothing she would not do"
},
{
"id": 1776,
"start": 4444.42,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "that now that's not because as soon as I"
},
{
"id": 1777,
"start": 4447.36,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "said that Leanne was just think are you"
},
{
"id": 1778,
"start": 4448.5,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "gay oh that's where the embrace no I'm"
},
{
"id": 1779,
"start": 4450.87,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "not putting fingers in your ass I'm your"
},
{
"id": 1780,
"start": 4452.43,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "wife I wouldn't put have mascara and"
},
{
"id": 1781,
"start": 4455.4,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "have a guy put a [ __ ] at my finger"
},
{
"id": 1782,
"start": 4457.17,
"duration": 5.67,
"text": "no yeah well I don't know I mean I bet"
},
{
"id": 1783,
"start": 4459.36,
"duration": 6.83,
"text": "your ass is it's dry any time I would"
},
{
"id": 1784,
"start": 4462.84,
"duration": 5.94,
"text": "ever about it would be Kaleem doubt okay"
},
{
"id": 1785,
"start": 4466.19,
"duration": 3.55,
"text": "I don't have any [ __ ] hanging out my"
},
{
"id": 1786,
"start": 4468.78,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "body that I'm not getting rid of"
},
{
"id": 1787,
"start": 4469.74,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "immediately yeah I don't know but your"
},
{
"id": 1788,
"start": 4472.77,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "ass seems real dicey to me if you had to"
},
{
"id": 1789,
"start": 4474.96,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "put your finger in one of our asses"
},
{
"id": 1790,
"start": 4476.16,
"duration": 4.069,
"text": "who's that Tom I don't even ask the"
},
{
"id": 1791,
"start": 4478.5,
"duration": 6.749,
"text": "question I mean oh yeah I guess"
},
{
"id": 1792,
"start": 4480.229,
"duration": 6.551,
"text": "no no no just slightly a let's say I'm"
},
{
"id": 1793,
"start": 4485.249,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "not married to him no you guys just my"
},
{
"id": 1794,
"start": 4486.78,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "friends just knowing what I know about"
},
{
"id": 1795,
"start": 4488.999,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "both of your personal hygiene yeah his"
},
{
"id": 1796,
"start": 4491.76,
"duration": 6.989,
"text": "is way better than yours no yeah you"
},
{
"id": 1797,
"start": 4495.269,
"duration": 9.93,
"text": "have very very lacks lack idea of"
},
{
"id": 1798,
"start": 4498.749,
"duration": 8.46,
"text": "personal hygiene I remember one time I"
},
{
"id": 1799,
"start": 4505.199,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "picked something out of my body or"
},
{
"id": 1800,
"start": 4507.209,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "something and I smelled it and Tom"
},
{
"id": 1801,
"start": 4508.469,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "because you would smell that I go I'm"
},
{
"id": 1802,
"start": 4510.269,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "sorry if you find an object on your body"
},
{
"id": 1803,
"start": 4512.729,
"duration": 4.651,
"text": "your first thing isn't to smell it it's"
},
{
"id": 1804,
"start": 4515.159,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "a first thing I do if I hands like we're"
},
{
"id": 1805,
"start": 4517.38,
"duration": 4.589,
"text": "you finding it between your toes first"
},
{
"id": 1806,
"start": 4520.769,
"duration": 3.511,
"text": "thing I do it what's that"
},
{
"id": 1807,
"start": 4521.969,
"duration": 4.88,
"text": "I don't smell between what No Oh Mike I"
},
{
"id": 1808,
"start": 4524.28,
"duration": 5.459,
"text": "would investigate but I wouldn't smell"
},
{
"id": 1809,
"start": 4526.849,
"duration": 5.71,
"text": "look at it i ball it yeah why don't you"
},
{
"id": 1810,
"start": 4529.739,
"duration": 4.561,
"text": "smell that Willie okay say belly button"
},
{
"id": 1811,
"start": 4532.559,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "lint I will hide your gear you don't rub"
},
{
"id": 1812,
"start": 4534.3,
"duration": 9.21,
"text": "your finger behind your and smell no why"
},
{
"id": 1813,
"start": 4536.429,
"duration": 9.06,
"text": "would you do it try it to use your smell"
},
{
"id": 1814,
"start": 4543.51,
"duration": 4.049,
"text": "get behind my ears do right now I'll see"
},
{
"id": 1815,
"start": 4545.489,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "your nasty cuz you're wearing headsets"
},
{
"id": 1816,
"start": 4547.559,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "no it's because you're nasty no it's not"
},
{
"id": 1817,
"start": 4549.719,
"duration": 6.45,
"text": "cuz I'm nasty I'm younger than 90 Lee"
},
{
"id": 1818,
"start": 4553.139,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "Ann told us remember when you used to"
},
{
"id": 1819,
"start": 4556.169,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "live on up six tree down tree from us up"
},
{
"id": 1820,
"start": 4558.659,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "the street whatever that you used to"
},
{
"id": 1821,
"start": 4560.039,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "clip your toenails and then you collect"
},
{
"id": 1822,
"start": 4562.739,
"duration": 3.661,
"text": "them on a piece of scotch tape and then"
},
{
"id": 1823,
"start": 4564.449,
"duration": 4.561,
"text": "you tape it under a coffee to the coffee"
},
{
"id": 1824,
"start": 4566.4,
"duration": 6.089,
"text": "table which is so nasty"
},
{
"id": 1825,
"start": 4569.01,
"duration": 8.339,
"text": "that's nasty why is it it's why is I"
},
{
"id": 1826,
"start": 4572.489,
"duration": 6.57,
"text": "don't know a so nasty if you had to"
},
{
"id": 1827,
"start": 4577.349,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "smell balls right now"
},
{
"id": 1828,
"start": 4579.059,
"duration": 8.25,
"text": "oh you think smell better minor tom-toms"
},
{
"id": 1829,
"start": 4581.849,
"duration": 8.85,
"text": "that wasn't time mine Potter my always"
},
{
"id": 1830,
"start": 4587.309,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "bet at your balls smell horrendous and"
},
{
"id": 1831,
"start": 4590.699,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "here's why I'm gonna tell you why you"
},
{
"id": 1832,
"start": 4592.499,
"duration": 3.841,
"text": "don't wear underwear yeah and your jeans"
},
{
"id": 1833,
"start": 4594.689,
"duration": 4.48,
"text": "are not clean you wear the same jeans"
},
{
"id": 1834,
"start": 4596.34,
"duration": 5.259,
"text": "every time I see"
},
{
"id": 1835,
"start": 4599.169,
"duration": 4.111,
"text": "and their cellphones like you usually"
},
{
"id": 1836,
"start": 4601.599,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "think of like hey this guy drinks like"
},
{
"id": 1837,
"start": 4603.28,
"duration": 4.439,
"text": "eight 1590 bottles a day like between"
},
{
"id": 1838,
"start": 4607.209,
"duration": 2.671,
"text": "his legs"
},
{
"id": 1839,
"start": 4607.719,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "wait stinky you really think you're"
},
{
"id": 1840,
"start": 4609.88,
"duration": 5.309,
"text": "beautiful smell good right now right now"
},
{
"id": 1841,
"start": 4612.699,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "right now I don't know they smell good"
},
{
"id": 1842,
"start": 4615.189,
"duration": 3.841,
"text": "right now I don't I don't think they're"
},
{
"id": 1843,
"start": 4616.989,
"duration": 3.871,
"text": "quite at that sour state you showered"
},
{
"id": 1844,
"start": 4619.03,
"duration": 3.209,
"text": "last night showered this morning"
},
{
"id": 1845,
"start": 4620.86,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "yeah but yes I'm saying you're naturally"
},
{
"id": 1846,
"start": 4622.239,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "stinky yeah I think guys well my balls"
},
{
"id": 1847,
"start": 4624.699,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "right now are ripe I can tell because"
},
{
"id": 1848,
"start": 4626.769,
"duration": 6.091,
"text": "they're all in these genes and these"
},
{
"id": 1849,
"start": 4628.419,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "genes are a little over three three"
},
{
"id": 1850,
"start": 4632.86,
"duration": 4.739,
"text": "weeks old yeah I knew it is that that's"
},
{
"id": 1851,
"start": 4635.439,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "how long you go between washing your"
},
{
"id": 1852,
"start": 4637.599,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "jeans yeah I've actually had a pair of"
},
{
"id": 1853,
"start": 4639.519,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "jeans at one time I was flying back from"
},
{
"id": 1854,
"start": 4640.959,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "South Africa and I was on the plane I"
},
{
"id": 1855,
"start": 4643.119,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "want I think my jeans smell yeah I could"
},
{
"id": 1856,
"start": 4645.669,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "smell my jeans and then I washed them"
},
{
"id": 1857,
"start": 4647.619,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "and I was like oh they're not that color"
},
{
"id": 1858,
"start": 4649.449,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "for real Oh old of these yeah yeah I"
},
{
"id": 1859,
"start": 4652.149,
"duration": 4.111,
"text": "think LeAnn is just really accepting of"
},
{
"id": 1860,
"start": 4654.699,
"duration": 3.181,
"text": "the fact that you're disgusting"
},
{
"id": 1861,
"start": 4656.26,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "my teeth my teeth are good right now"
},
{
"id": 1862,
"start": 4657.88,
"duration": 5.009,
"text": "brushed they're good because i know i"
},
{
"id": 1863,
"start": 4660.88,
"duration": 4.079,
"text": "don't i flossed old i'm gonna floss"
},
{
"id": 1864,
"start": 4662.889,
"duration": 3.871,
"text": "aggressively but more importantly i"
},
{
"id": 1865,
"start": 4664.959,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "Waterpik every day that's pretty good"
},
{
"id": 1866,
"start": 4666.76,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "that's good do you brush why not because"
},
{
"id": 1867,
"start": 4670.059,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "I know I already know I already know one"
},
{
"id": 1868,
"start": 4672.13,
"duration": 2.19,
"text": "time you go you would be and you were"
},
{
"id": 1869,
"start": 4673.329,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "talking you go hey why don't you get"
},
{
"id": 1870,
"start": 4674.32,
"duration": 2.429,
"text": "your teeth fixed what you go you have"
},
{
"id": 1871,
"start": 4676.389,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "money"
},
{
"id": 1872,
"start": 4676.749,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "just get your teeth whitened wait you"
},
{
"id": 1873,
"start": 4679.599,
"duration": 3.991,
"text": "have one brown one I have to do this"
},
{
"id": 1874,
"start": 4681.639,
"duration": 4.681,
"text": "about the top though thank you look good"
},
{
"id": 1875,
"start": 4683.59,
"duration": 4.949,
"text": "no they're okay no your teeth are good"
},
{
"id": 1876,
"start": 4686.32,
"duration": 5.279,
"text": "Burt I bet your beard smells like clean"
},
{
"id": 1877,
"start": 4688.539,
"duration": 6.35,
"text": "it smells like balls often yeah cuz I"
},
{
"id": 1878,
"start": 4691.599,
"duration": 3.29,
"text": "play with my balls and then I play my"
},
{
"id": 1879,
"start": 4695.309,
"duration": 3.52,
"text": "piano because I mean go have you been"
},
{
"id": 1880,
"start": 4697.479,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "playing with your dick today and I go"
},
{
"id": 1881,
"start": 4698.829,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "why he goes your face smells like balls"
},
{
"id": 1882,
"start": 4700.449,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "yeah one time you guide you're so gross"
},
{
"id": 1883,
"start": 4703.179,
"duration": 4.641,
"text": "one time you go I was on the phone with"
},
{
"id": 1884,
"start": 4705.369,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "you and you're at home you're like hey"
},
{
"id": 1885,
"start": 4707.82,
"duration": 4.659,
"text": "my finger smells real bad I was like wow"
},
{
"id": 1886,
"start": 4711.219,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "you're like it smells like [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1887,
"start": 4712.479,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "and I go what you touch and you're like"
},
{
"id": 1888,
"start": 4714.669,
"duration": 5.671,
"text": "I don't know and then you're like oh"
},
{
"id": 1889,
"start": 4717.309,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "yeah just got upset and I go wait me you"
},
{
"id": 1890,
"start": 4720.34,
"duration": 2.19,
"text": "don't know why your finger smells like"
},
{
"id": 1891,
"start": 4721.539,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "[ __ ] you go uh-huh"
},
{
"id": 1892,
"start": 4722.53,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "I go were you toying with your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1893,
"start": 4724.989,
"duration": 4.021,
"text": "and you go oh wow yeah yeah you don't"
},
{
"id": 1894,
"start": 4727.84,
"duration": 2.78,
"text": "hold on you don't play with your [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1895,
"start": 4729.01,
"duration": 5.06,
"text": "sometimes in bed"
},
{
"id": 1896,
"start": 4730.62,
"duration": 6.27,
"text": "what the [ __ ] bro here let me tell you"
},
{
"id": 1897,
"start": 4734.07,
"duration": 9.21,
"text": "what I do do I don't pilot my [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1898,
"start": 4736.89,
"duration": 8.28,
"text": "and ride off no here's what I know I"
},
{
"id": 1899,
"start": 4743.28,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "don't like but stuff I'm not into but"
},
{
"id": 1900,
"start": 4745.17,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "never had a finger in your butt I've had"
},
{
"id": 1901,
"start": 4746.7,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "a finger in my butt I don't like I'm not"
},
{
"id": 1902,
"start": 4748.68,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "it makes me feel like I have to brown"
},
{
"id": 1903,
"start": 4750.12,
"duration": 10.02,
"text": "and I don't like it these guys are Lewis"
},
{
"id": 1904,
"start": 4753.42,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "and Clark who's I can ask you though you"
},
{
"id": 1905,
"start": 4760.14,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "put me I haven't had one in mind in a"
},
{
"id": 1906,
"start": 4761.73,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "long time that's not happen I'm afraid"
},
{
"id": 1907,
"start": 4764.04,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "of getting [ __ ] on my fingers that's"
},
{
"id": 1908,
"start": 4765.72,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "what happened I don't oh sorry I don't"
},
{
"id": 1909,
"start": 4767.55,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "bear scratch my B hole with my hands I"
},
{
"id": 1910,
"start": 4770.49,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "don't bear scratch my armpits I do it"
},
{
"id": 1911,
"start": 4773.16,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "over the clock I'll do it over"
},
{
"id": 1912,
"start": 4774.9,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "everywhere I don't do that then I'll"
},
{
"id": 1913,
"start": 4777.21,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "just change my clothes I'll just take"
},
{
"id": 1914,
"start": 4779.13,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "off the underwear I take off the shirt I"
},
{
"id": 1915,
"start": 4780.96,
"duration": 6.63,
"text": "usually oh my G that's with toilet paper"
},
{
"id": 1916,
"start": 4783.03,
"duration": 9.63,
"text": "yeah I will if we're being a hundred"
},
{
"id": 1917,
"start": 4787.59,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "percent honest be honest I'll do an"
},
{
"id": 1918,
"start": 4792.66,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "investigatory yeah it to the [ __ ] and"
},
{
"id": 1919,
"start": 4795.9,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "if it's super wet yeah I'll go we need"
},
{
"id": 1920,
"start": 4799.17,
"duration": 4.61,
"text": "to we need to involve some toilet paper"
},
{
"id": 1921,
"start": 4800.85,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "in this one what they're not always go I"
},
{
"id": 1922,
"start": 4803.78,
"duration": 4.36,
"text": "smell every part of my body there's not"
},
{
"id": 1923,
"start": 4806.19,
"duration": 7.71,
"text": "one part of my body I don't smell this"
},
{
"id": 1924,
"start": 4808.14,
"duration": 8.61,
"text": "is wretched I have a pimple on my lip"
},
{
"id": 1925,
"start": 4813.9,
"duration": 5.22,
"text": "okay good thing guys spot Gore [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 1926,
"start": 4816.75,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "hardcore by the way the hardcore fun"
},
{
"id": 1927,
"start": 4819.12,
"duration": 5.93,
"text": "shirt is now in our store it's at your"
},
{
"id": 1928,
"start": 4822.36,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "mom's house new item exclusive go to Tom"
},
{
"id": 1929,
"start": 4825.05,
"duration": 4.51,
"text": "Segura or emerge Metacom slash Tom"
},
{
"id": 1930,
"start": 4828.21,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "Segura I don't think I don't know if"
},
{
"id": 1931,
"start": 4829.56,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "it'll be up as a the recording of this"
},
{
"id": 1932,
"start": 4832.14,
"duration": 5.84,
"text": "but there's the new bike stuff there's"
},
{
"id": 1933,
"start": 4835.17,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "the new mousepad there's going to be a"
},
{
"id": 1934,
"start": 4837.98,
"duration": 4.66,
"text": "special water idea I always see you"
},
{
"id": 1935,
"start": 4840.6,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "variously yes and the writer guy tour"
},
{
"id": 1936,
"start": 4842.64,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "t-shirt is on sale too at this website"
},
{
"id": 1937,
"start": 4844.74,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "tom scarda"
},
{
"id": 1938,
"start": 4845.76,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "I like nice work I like the tour poster"
},
{
"id": 1939,
"start": 4848.61,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "I saw for the rider tour it's really"
},
{
"id": 1940,
"start": 4850.71,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "cool thank you they also had the the"
},
{
"id": 1941,
"start": 4852.75,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "overstock from the the last tour that I"
},
{
"id": 1942,
"start": 4855.09,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "did the tour bus champ without taking a"
},
{
"id": 1943,
"start": 4858.48,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "[ __ ] in the corner that'll also be in"
},
{
"id": 1944,
"start": 4860.49,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "stores would so there's a poster that"
},
{
"id": 1945,
"start": 4863.19,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "this designer made he"
},
{
"id": 1946,
"start": 4864.33,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "he's awesome he listens to the show and"
},
{
"id": 1947,
"start": 4866.04,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "he designs posters for me he'll just"
},
{
"id": 1948,
"start": 4867.99,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "come up with things and he put this one"
},
{
"id": 1949,
"start": 4870.36,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "tour bus champ was the theme yeah he"
},
{
"id": 1950,
"start": 4872.37,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "puts the location and all this you know"
},
{
"id": 1951,
"start": 4874.32,
"duration": 4.34,
"text": "me on it and then right behind the bus"
},
{
"id": 1952,
"start": 4876.3,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "you were squatting taking a [ __ ] and"
},
{
"id": 1953,
"start": 4878.66,
"duration": 8.53,
"text": "that was like the people loved it"
},
{
"id": 1954,
"start": 4881.22,
"duration": 10.65,
"text": "they're like hey there's no binders yeah"
},
{
"id": 1955,
"start": 4887.19,
"duration": 8.57,
"text": "all right is it moist no it's my I'm I"
},
{
"id": 1956,
"start": 4891.87,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "shower about yours I shower Burt I"
},
{
"id": 1957,
"start": 4895.76,
"duration": 4.21,
"text": "shower every day are you talking about"
},
{
"id": 1958,
"start": 4898.68,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "it's also the one that turned me on to"
},
{
"id": 1959,
"start": 4899.97,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "that that's disgust if you were heads if"
},
{
"id": 1960,
"start": 4901.98,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "you don't like if you didn't shower and"
},
{
"id": 1961,
"start": 4903.09,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "you and you put on headsets yeah why"
},
{
"id": 1962,
"start": 4905.73,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "you'd be sweating there right these"
},
{
"id": 1963,
"start": 4907.44,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "headsets have a cloth and maybe they"
},
{
"id": 1964,
"start": 4909.33,
"duration": 6.57,
"text": "don't make you know what I mean they're"
},
{
"id": 1965,
"start": 4911.01,
"duration": 7.1,
"text": "not like sweaty oh really"
},
{
"id": 1966,
"start": 4915.9,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "Greg Fitzsimmons was there before you"
},
{
"id": 1967,
"start": 4918.11,
"duration": 5.95,
"text": "yeah"
},
{
"id": 1968,
"start": 4919.47,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "have you seen a blood wave the trailer"
},
{
"id": 1969,
"start": 4924.06,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "for blood wave know what's what the"
},
{
"id": 1970,
"start": 4925.35,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "Netflix doc No oh my god this is me play"
},
{
"id": 1971,
"start": 4928.83,
"duration": 9.18,
"text": "it yes turn it up turn it up this is"
},
{
"id": 1972,
"start": 4931.89,
"duration": 8.66,
"text": "pretty cool check this out there was a"
},
{
"id": 1973,
"start": 4938.01,
"duration": 6.06,
"text": "sudden string of violent hate crimes"
},
{
"id": 1974,
"start": 4940.55,
"duration": 5.26,
"text": "across America several high-profile"
},
{
"id": 1975,
"start": 4944.07,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "violent crimes have gripped the nation"
},
{
"id": 1976,
"start": 4945.81,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "these past few months around the same"
},
{
"id": 1977,
"start": 4948.33,
"duration": 6.43,
"text": "time a known fat and racist comedian"
},
{
"id": 1978,
"start": 4951.84,
"duration": 5.14,
"text": "that went on tour and a similar pattern"
},
{
"id": 1979,
"start": 4954.76,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "I just want to show you what a real tour"
},
{
"id": 1980,
"start": 4956.98,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "best champ does to hold down the title"
},
{
"id": 1981,
"start": 4959.26,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "from the shooting deaths of two African"
},
{
"id": 1982,
"start": 4961.51,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "Americans at a Kentucky supermarket to"
},
{
"id": 1983,
"start": 4963.73,
"duration": 5.48,
"text": "the killing of 11 worshippers at a"
},
{
"id": 1984,
"start": 4965.68,
"duration": 6.69,
"text": "Pittsburgh synagogue this documentary"
},
{
"id": 1985,
"start": 4969.21,
"duration": 5.41,
"text": "relation between boot crusher at Bay's"
},
{
"id": 1986,
"start": 4972.37,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "hate Grimes firm Charlotte Atlanta"
},
{
"id": 1987,
"start": 4974.62,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "Georgia is one of only five states"
},
{
"id": 1988,
"start": 4976.81,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "without a hate crime law right now I'm"
},
{
"id": 1989,
"start": 4979.66,
"duration": 4.73,
"text": "at the Hard Rock Live in Orlando we're"
},
{
"id": 1990,
"start": 4981.76,
"duration": 6.84,
"text": "seeing is that the bulk of these crimes"
},
{
"id": 1991,
"start": 4984.39,
"duration": 6.4,
"text": "are aimed at immigrants and Muslims a"
},
{
"id": 1992,
"start": 4988.6,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "man is still in jail tonight charged"
},
{
"id": 1993,
"start": 4990.79,
"duration": 3.449,
"text": "with a hate crime after police say he"
},
{
"id": 1994,
"start": 4992.5,
"duration": 6.989,
"text": "threatened to kill a woman in downtown"
},
{
"id": 1995,
"start": 4994.239,
"duration": 6.541,
"text": "Portland when Bert Kreischer stuffed a"
},
{
"id": 1996,
"start": 4999.489,
"duration": 7.411,
"text": "big hate-crimes"
},
{
"id": 1997,
"start": 5000.78,
"duration": 8.62,
"text": "a Netflix done so around 20 19 it's"
},
{
"id": 1998,
"start": 5006.9,
"duration": 8.26,
"text": "great work that's gotta be"
},
{
"id": 1999,
"start": 5009.4,
"duration": 7.68,
"text": "connected with them yeah you know it's"
},
{
"id": 2000,
"start": 5015.16,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "gonna become it's like it's gonna become"
},
{
"id": 2001,
"start": 5017.08,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "real news it's so point"
},
{
"id": 2002,
"start": 5019.69,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "oh this out of context is gonna [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2003,
"start": 5021.82,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "somebody up Oh out of context they will"
},
{
"id": 2004,
"start": 5024.19,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "believe it"
},
{
"id": 2005,
"start": 5024.94,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "we're gonna we're gonna drop these like"
},
{
"id": 2006,
"start": 5027.13,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "kind of everywhere you know I was like"
},
{
"id": 2007,
"start": 5028.6,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "that remember though there was a person"
},
{
"id": 2008,
"start": 5030.16,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "I was responsible for the synagogue"
},
{
"id": 2009,
"start": 5031.66,
"duration": 3.38,
"text": "shootings someone said that yeah I sent"
},
{
"id": 2010,
"start": 5034.45,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "it to you"
},
{
"id": 2011,
"start": 5035.04,
"duration": 4.57,
"text": "really long story I'm not getting into"
},
{
"id": 2012,
"start": 5037.42,
"duration": 4.22,
"text": "it yeah somebody tweeted you that not"
},
{
"id": 2013,
"start": 5039.61,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "don't let it change the [ __ ] subject"
},
{
"id": 2014,
"start": 5041.64,
"duration": 3.52,
"text": "someone genuinely wrote an article"
},
{
"id": 2015,
"start": 5043.78,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "saying I was responsible for those"
},
{
"id": 2016,
"start": 5045.16,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "synagogue [ __ ] okay let's change the"
},
{
"id": 2017,
"start": 5046.9,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "said I burped how often do you shower"
},
{
"id": 2018,
"start": 5049.63,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "freely in every day every day"
},
{
"id": 2019,
"start": 5052,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "so every day yeah so this is the type of"
},
{
"id": 2020,
"start": 5053.83,
"duration": 6.15,
"text": "guy again yeah yeah"
},
{
"id": 2021,
"start": 5055.9,
"duration": 8.28,
"text": "I saw every day so we're talking about"
},
{
"id": 2022,
"start": 5059.98,
"duration": 10.08,
"text": "these guys right Tom are you right Bert"
},
{
"id": 2023,
"start": 5064.18,
"duration": 14.25,
"text": "is where Bridget Bridget they're way way"
},
{
"id": 2024,
"start": 5070.06,
"duration": 11.25,
"text": "and rightwise slow right and so we can"
},
{
"id": 2025,
"start": 5078.43,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "say that Bert is in what place is"
},
{
"id": 2026,
"start": 5081.31,
"duration": 7.19,
"text": "universe place second place he's in"
},
{
"id": 2027,
"start": 5084.79,
"duration": 5.82,
"text": "fourth row right Bert's in fourth place"
},
{
"id": 2028,
"start": 5088.5,
"duration": 5.38,
"text": "right so birds in fourth"
},
{
"id": 2029,
"start": 5090.61,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "okay this is crazy yes I've never seen"
},
{
"id": 2030,
"start": 5093.88,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "this yeah people are still learning"
},
{
"id": 2031,
"start": 5096.16,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "about math and stuff like that based on"
},
{
"id": 2032,
"start": 5098.17,
"duration": 7.35,
"text": "how fat burden by the way whoever just"
},
{
"id": 2033,
"start": 5102.19,
"duration": 8.46,
"text": "said that what are your [ __ ] laugh"
},
{
"id": 2034,
"start": 5105.52,
"duration": 6.84,
"text": "tracks back there no people sent that in"
},
{
"id": 2035,
"start": 5110.65,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "a long time ago but apparently I've"
},
{
"id": 2036,
"start": 5112.36,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "never seen this they're still sending no"
},
{
"id": 2037,
"start": 5113.83,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "this one's new okay oh cool super"
},
{
"id": 2038,
"start": 5117.64,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "excited keep playing the rest of it turn"
},
{
"id": 2039,
"start": 5119.56,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "up my volume in my head sighs I'm not"
},
{
"id": 2040,
"start": 5120.82,
"duration": 7.65,
"text": "hearing it clear enough so remind me"
},
{
"id": 2041,
"start": 5122.05,
"duration": 11.24,
"text": "again whose first place Joe and then"
},
{
"id": 2042,
"start": 5128.47,
"duration": 4.82,
"text": "second are you second"
},
{
"id": 2043,
"start": 5140.19,
"duration": 4.929,
"text": "it's laughing I don't know I think they"
},
{
"id": 2044,
"start": 5142.9,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "like your name I big kids like your name"
},
{
"id": 2045,
"start": 5145.119,
"duration": 5.221,
"text": "yeah it's a fun name of a great man you"
},
{
"id": 2046,
"start": 5147.67,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "don't hear it a lot either no like Bert"
},
{
"id": 2047,
"start": 5150.34,
"duration": 2.969,
"text": "and Ernie so is that some teacher that's"
},
{
"id": 2048,
"start": 5151.75,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "just basically talking about the weight"
},
{
"id": 2049,
"start": 5153.309,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "loss challenge it's a teacher who's"
},
{
"id": 2050,
"start": 5155.02,
"duration": 4.769,
"text": "usually we get like English as a second"
},
{
"id": 2051,
"start": 5157.329,
"duration": 3.691,
"text": "language teachers and like when they're"
},
{
"id": 2052,
"start": 5159.789,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "just trying to come up with sentences"
},
{
"id": 2053,
"start": 5161.02,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "they'll just you know they'll throw in"
},
{
"id": 2054,
"start": 5162.849,
"duration": 3.631,
"text": "something like and then what happens if"
},
{
"id": 2055,
"start": 5164.92,
"duration": 6,
"text": "you eat too much and then the kids go"
},
{
"id": 2056,
"start": 5166.48,
"duration": 7.409,
"text": "you get like Bert like that I don't know"
},
{
"id": 2057,
"start": 5170.92,
"duration": 7.56,
"text": "they just send it in I'm starting to"
},
{
"id": 2058,
"start": 5173.889,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "understand this fake news thing there's"
},
{
"id": 2059,
"start": 5178.48,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "people that come up to me after these"
},
{
"id": 2060,
"start": 5179.739,
"duration": 4.351,
"text": "shows that are massively overweight okay"
},
{
"id": 2061,
"start": 5182.17,
"duration": 6.029,
"text": "you fat [ __ ] yeah and you're like any"
},
{
"id": 2062,
"start": 5184.09,
"duration": 7.049,
"text": "like you're fatter than I am like I get"
},
{
"id": 2063,
"start": 5188.199,
"duration": 5.971,
"text": "that when they're like when it actually"
},
{
"id": 2064,
"start": 5191.139,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "the only person who will say something"
},
{
"id": 2065,
"start": 5194.17,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "to you like to my face yeah we'll be"
},
{
"id": 2066,
"start": 5196.599,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "like a really fat guy oh yeah or the"
},
{
"id": 2067,
"start": 5199.21,
"duration": 5.429,
"text": "most abusive fat comment you're like"
},
{
"id": 2068,
"start": 5201.909,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "who's this guy I'll be like 380 he's"
},
{
"id": 2069,
"start": 5204.639,
"duration": 5.67,
"text": "like hey you fat [ __ ] I blocked someone"
},
{
"id": 2070,
"start": 5206.349,
"duration": 6.361,
"text": "today you did yeah I don't mind iiiiii I"
},
{
"id": 2071,
"start": 5210.309,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "get I can I have this probably the"
},
{
"id": 2072,
"start": 5212.71,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "thicker skin out of most of the comics"
},
{
"id": 2073,
"start": 5215.079,
"duration": 3.361,
"text": "out there I get I can take a joke and"
},
{
"id": 2074,
"start": 5217.03,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "I'm fine with it and I get I can"
},
{
"id": 2075,
"start": 5218.44,
"duration": 3.299,
"text": "understand an attempt at a joke to fall"
},
{
"id": 2076,
"start": 5220.27,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "short I understand that it's they're not"
},
{
"id": 2077,
"start": 5221.739,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "bros at it I've fallen short but"
},
{
"id": 2078,
"start": 5224.05,
"duration": 1.89,
"text": "sometimes you give guys would just say"
},
{
"id": 2079,
"start": 5225.159,
"duration": 3.091,
"text": "mean [ __ ]"
},
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"id": 2080,
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"text": "yeah and I'll take it if you like I mean"
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"duration": 2.639,
"text": "I'll be like you know if the guy follows"
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"text": "me I know he's trying to be funny if you"
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"text": "don't follow me I'm like sorry man"
},
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"id": 2084,
"start": 5232.059,
"duration": 1.68,
"text": "that's not how it works you get [ __ ]"
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"id": 2085,
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"text": "blocked"
},
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"id": 2086,
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"duration": 4.771,
"text": "ya get suck a dick or if like I block"
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{
"id": 2087,
"start": 5237.13,
"duration": 2.73,
"text": "people because they said way too much"
},
{
"id": 2088,
"start": 5238.51,
"duration": 3.419,
"text": "mean [ __ ] about you and I'm like oh no"
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{
"id": 2089,
"start": 5239.86,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "he's my friend and I like him more than"
},
{
"id": 2090,
"start": 5241.929,
"duration": 4.741,
"text": "I like you now I'm blocking you I've got"
},
{
"id": 2091,
"start": 5244.21,
"duration": 4.349,
"text": "a lot of people on Instagram for the"
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"id": 2092,
"start": 5246.67,
"duration": 3.029,
"text": "comment oh I've blocked a lot of people"
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{
"id": 2093,
"start": 5248.559,
"duration": 3.151,
"text": "on Instagram we just get all my thing"
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{
"id": 2094,
"start": 5249.699,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "and start fights with people and just"
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{
"id": 2095,
"start": 5251.71,
"duration": 3,
"text": "but they're trying to do like an inside"
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"id": 2096,
"start": 5253.15,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "joke but they're legit starting fights I"
},
{
"id": 2097,
"start": 5254.71,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "just go man you can't play anymore yeah"
},
{
"id": 2098,
"start": 5256.78,
"duration": 3.029,
"text": "you got to understand the nuance of it"
},
{
"id": 2099,
"start": 5258.19,
"duration": 3.659,
"text": "you got to get have a sense of humor"
},
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"id": 2100,
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"duration": 3.27,
"text": "about it at least yeah I agree I don't"
},
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"id": 2101,
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"duration": 3.21,
"text": "like I don't like the super abusive"
},
{
"id": 2102,
"start": 5263.079,
"duration": 3.841,
"text": "stuff yeah like her if I post a picture"
},
{
"id": 2103,
"start": 5265.059,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "of my family and they go"
},
{
"id": 2104,
"start": 5266.92,
"duration": 6.75,
"text": "they say like really horrible [ __ ] about"
},
{
"id": 2105,
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"duration": 7.08,
"text": "like whatever I'm just like yeah you're"
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{
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"duration": 3.96,
"text": "not gonna play yeah but and I think"
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{
"id": 2107,
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"duration": 3.03,
"text": "that's the right we have is to say hey"
},
{
"id": 2108,
"start": 5277.63,
"duration": 2.819,
"text": "I'm not gonna put I remember when when"
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{
"id": 2109,
"start": 5279.189,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "we did first to the fat shaming at the"
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"id": 2110,
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"duration": 3.661,
"text": "very beginning there were people that"
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"id": 2111,
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"duration": 3,
"text": "did not wood weren't in on the joke they"
},
{
"id": 2112,
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"duration": 2.849,
"text": "weren't getting it at first yeah and"
},
{
"id": 2113,
"start": 5285.459,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "they were picking sides for real [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2114,
"start": 5286.959,
"duration": 2.73,
"text": "Bert I [ __ ] hate that guy"
},
{
"id": 2115,
"start": 5288.429,
"duration": 2.491,
"text": "he laughs at his own jokes he's a"
},
{
"id": 2116,
"start": 5289.689,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "[ __ ] fat for he's nothing you don't"
},
{
"id": 2117,
"start": 5290.92,
"duration": 3.179,
"text": "have a Netflix special little [ __ ] is he"
},
{
"id": 2118,
"start": 5292.659,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "anyway he's just some guy from tribal"
},
{
"id": 2119,
"start": 5294.099,
"duration": 3.301,
"text": "channeling you I remember you going like"
},
{
"id": 2120,
"start": 5295.539,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "oh he's blocked in your [ __ ] self"
},
{
"id": 2121,
"start": 5297.4,
"duration": 3,
"text": "yeah no I don't I don't like the really"
},
{
"id": 2122,
"start": 5298.929,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "mean stuff I thought there's like a"
},
{
"id": 2123,
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"duration": 10.92,
"text": "circle of people that we kind of like"
},
{
"id": 2124,
"start": 5302.469,
"duration": 15,
"text": "Bert's not racist guys oh yeah we put"
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{
"id": 2125,
"start": 5311.32,
"duration": 8.899,
"text": "him in World War 2 footage I didn't"
},
{
"id": 2126,
"start": 5317.469,
"duration": 13.201,
"text": "think I'd have to say that's not real"
},
{
"id": 2127,
"start": 5320.219,
"duration": 12.791,
"text": "Bert's not a Nazi do you realize that"
},
{
"id": 2128,
"start": 5330.67,
"duration": 4.619,
"text": "that was an off-the-cuff comment though"
},
{
"id": 2129,
"start": 5333.01,
"duration": 4.199,
"text": "this started it you were just sitting"
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{
"id": 2130,
"start": 5335.289,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "down we were promoting it was a first"
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{
"id": 2131,
"start": 5337.209,
"duration": 4.591,
"text": "time it was like here's the fattest and"
},
{
"id": 2132,
"start": 5339.789,
"duration": 6.031,
"text": "and we just paused like what's another"
},
{
"id": 2133,
"start": 5341.8,
"duration": 6.569,
"text": "bad thing to say super on apology regs"
},
{
"id": 2134,
"start": 5345.82,
"duration": 4.379,
"text": "the racist guy and like that was it yeah"
},
{
"id": 2135,
"start": 5348.369,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "beginning of it we got to get a new"
},
{
"id": 2136,
"start": 5350.199,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "thing going what do you want to be the"
},
{
"id": 2137,
"start": 5352.119,
"duration": 5.911,
"text": "best looking comedy and comedy guy with"
},
{
"id": 2138,
"start": 5354.429,
"duration": 8.3,
"text": "the biggest dick smelliest balls no I"
},
{
"id": 2139,
"start": 5358.03,
"duration": 7.739,
"text": "don't mind that grossest poor hygiene"
},
{
"id": 2140,
"start": 5362.729,
"duration": 5.87,
"text": "link brighter more exciting let's say"
},
{
"id": 2141,
"start": 5365.769,
"duration": 7.541,
"text": "stage presence"
},
{
"id": 2142,
"start": 5368.599,
"duration": 6.06,
"text": "charged with rape but never too late"
},
{
"id": 2143,
"start": 5373.31,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "someone's already done that are they"
},
{
"id": 2144,
"start": 5374.659,
"duration": 5.011,
"text": "dead yeah some [ __ ] guy used to be my"
},
{
"id": 2145,
"start": 5376.94,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "friend did that what yeah yeah I'm gonna"
},
{
"id": 2146,
"start": 5379.67,
"duration": 6.42,
"text": "face me all right this is poor by the"
},
{
"id": 2147,
"start": 5381.86,
"duration": 6.54,
"text": "way you maniac yeah so your tour is a"
},
{
"id": 2148,
"start": 5386.09,
"duration": 3.509,
"text": "huge success probably bigger than you"
},
{
"id": 2149,
"start": 5388.4,
"duration": 3.449,
"text": "ever thought it would be bigger than"
},
{
"id": 2150,
"start": 5389.599,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "ever thought of you and everywhere"
},
{
"id": 2151,
"start": 5391.849,
"duration": 5.191,
"text": "you're adding shows you [ __ ] touring"
},
{
"id": 2152,
"start": 5394.099,
"duration": 5.25,
"text": "every week like a psycho yeah when so"
},
{
"id": 2153,
"start": 5397.04,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "when are you uh what's what's the next"
},
{
"id": 2154,
"start": 5399.349,
"duration": 4.441,
"text": "stops were you that you want people to"
},
{
"id": 2155,
"start": 5401.9,
"duration": 5.239,
"text": "come to where you gonna be I know you"
},
{
"id": 2156,
"start": 5403.79,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "have everything but I think no I think I"
},
{
"id": 2157,
"start": 5407.139,
"duration": 3.161,
"text": "everything's sold but you know there's"
},
{
"id": 2158,
"start": 5408.98,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "always like single tickets there's"
},
{
"id": 2159,
"start": 5410.3,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "always available tickets so like on on"
},
{
"id": 2160,
"start": 5412.31,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "their second shows there's always like"
},
{
"id": 2161,
"start": 5413.48,
"duration": 6.599,
"text": "you know like a 2 packet somewhere um"
},
{
"id": 2162,
"start": 5416.48,
"duration": 6.679,
"text": "I'm in New Orleans this week Austin"
},
{
"id": 2163,
"start": 5420.079,
"duration": 6.721,
"text": "Dallas and then and then I do like"
},
{
"id": 2164,
"start": 5423.159,
"duration": 5.321,
"text": "Jersey Philly DC and then that run of"
},
{
"id": 2165,
"start": 5426.8,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "the middle middle middle of the country"
},
{
"id": 2166,
"start": 5428.48,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "and then I'm in and I'm in Australia and"
},
{
"id": 2167,
"start": 5430.19,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "Europe yeah yeah thanks Europe's already"
},
{
"id": 2168,
"start": 5432.38,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "sold out and then Australia has got open"
},
{
"id": 2169,
"start": 5434.48,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "tickets I think but that's like [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2170,
"start": 5435.949,
"duration": 2.611,
"text": "three-month four months away that's"
},
{
"id": 2171,
"start": 5437.42,
"duration": 3.029,
"text": "great were you ever gonna do Australia"
},
{
"id": 2172,
"start": 5438.56,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "yeah we're talking right now for real"
},
{
"id": 2173,
"start": 5440.449,
"duration": 4.141,
"text": "yeah the main thing is I didn't want to"
},
{
"id": 2174,
"start": 5442.19,
"duration": 3.719,
"text": "announce it way ahead of time I was like"
},
{
"id": 2175,
"start": 5444.59,
"duration": 3.839,
"text": "you can't put me in a position where I"
},
{
"id": 2176,
"start": 5445.909,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "get [ __ ] so we have to announce it"
},
{
"id": 2177,
"start": 5448.429,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "closer to the date so what we want it'll"
},
{
"id": 2178,
"start": 5450.38,
"duration": 4.799,
"text": "be well I mean it would I would announce"
},
{
"id": 2179,
"start": 5452.449,
"duration": 9.241,
"text": "it later in the year this will be later"
},
{
"id": 2180,
"start": 5455.179,
"duration": 7.77,
"text": "in the year every available yeah sure"
},
{
"id": 2181,
"start": 5461.69,
"duration": 2.46,
"text": "yeah you know you got to do when they go"
},
{
"id": 2182,
"start": 5462.949,
"duration": 2.581,
"text": "ladies and gentlemen put your hands"
},
{
"id": 2183,
"start": 5464.15,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "together for Tom Segura and don't walk"
},
{
"id": 2184,
"start": 5465.53,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "out onstage for 15 minutes you've"
},
{
"id": 2185,
"start": 5470.36,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "demonstrated with Joe though right and I"
},
{
"id": 2186,
"start": 5472.34,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "did the Melbourne Comedy Festival"
},
{
"id": 2187,
"start": 5474.26,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "hey what's gonna be our sober October"
},
{
"id": 2188,
"start": 5476.15,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "challenges here I don't know think about"
},
{
"id": 2189,
"start": 5478.909,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "it now so we're not thinking over the"
},
{
"id": 2190,
"start": 5480.32,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "last minute we're not doing the surf"
},
{
"id": 2191,
"start": 5481.849,
"duration": 3.991,
"text": "thing I mean I don't know how he would"
},
{
"id": 2192,
"start": 5483.86,
"duration": 7.41,
"text": "yeah I know plus it's October scummy"
},
{
"id": 2193,
"start": 5485.84,
"duration": 9.39,
"text": "cold as [ __ ] yeah it's really cold how"
},
{
"id": 2194,
"start": 5491.27,
"duration": 7.42,
"text": "about we eat to raise a wolf we all"
},
{
"id": 2195,
"start": 5495.23,
"duration": 5.83,
"text": "children that's a great idea Bert"
},
{
"id": 2196,
"start": 5498.69,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "I'm trying to plan my touring around it"
},
{
"id": 2197,
"start": 5501.06,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "because I don't want to be touring too"
},
{
"id": 2198,
"start": 5502.2,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "aggressively in October yeah you did not"
},
{
"id": 2199,
"start": 5504.27,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "do well if you did that yeah and that's"
},
{
"id": 2200,
"start": 5505.95,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "right now I'm I would they want me to go"
},
{
"id": 2201,
"start": 5507.57,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "out every single weekend in October I"
},
{
"id": 2202,
"start": 5509.22,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "don't like I can't I can't I was sober"
},
{
"id": 2203,
"start": 5511.32,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "October's too much fun I want to be"
},
{
"id": 2204,
"start": 5513.03,
"duration": 2.88,
"text": "present for it I want to be here I want"
},
{
"id": 2205,
"start": 5514.8,
"duration": 3.15,
"text": "to do something where we all do it"
},
{
"id": 2206,
"start": 5515.91,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "together like we did hot yoga where it's"
},
{
"id": 2207,
"start": 5517.95,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "bringing together how's gonna say the"
},
{
"id": 2208,
"start": 5519.24,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "first one was better the first one was"
},
{
"id": 2209,
"start": 5520.89,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "better the competition got intense and"
},
{
"id": 2210,
"start": 5522.78,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "the only person I mad I didn't even talk"
},
{
"id": 2211,
"start": 5525.3,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "to Ari I couldn't even talk to Ari cuz"
},
{
"id": 2212,
"start": 5526.68,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "he was so competitive about it about"
},
{
"id": 2213,
"start": 5528.81,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "this year's yeah this year's or whatever"
},
{
"id": 2214,
"start": 5530.64,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "and I didn't talk to Joe once a we'd all"
},
{
"id": 2215,
"start": 5532.32,
"duration": 3.9,
"text": "be in our text file only person I ever"
},
{
"id": 2216,
"start": 5534.12,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "spoke to was you yeah like I want to do"
},
{
"id": 2217,
"start": 5536.22,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "something his clothes of kidneys were"
},
{
"id": 2218,
"start": 5537.78,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "shutting down like he was doing stupid"
},
{
"id": 2219,
"start": 5540.27,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "[ __ ] we can't do that we talked about it"
},
{
"id": 2220,
"start": 5542.34,
"duration": 2.46,
"text": "last night and he was like it's good to"
},
{
"id": 2221,
"start": 5543.69,
"duration": 3,
"text": "know I still get that part of my brain"
},
{
"id": 2222,
"start": 5544.8,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "around where he's like ah"
},
{
"id": 2223,
"start": 5546.69,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "oh it's survival mode let's [ __ ] go"
},
{
"id": 2224,
"start": 5548.91,
"duration": 2.69,
"text": "and I was like yeah that my brain didn't"
},
{
"id": 2225,
"start": 5550.44,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "do that at all"
},
{
"id": 2226,
"start": 5551.6,
"duration": 5.26,
"text": "what don't like that mark did it bother"
},
{
"id": 2227,
"start": 5554.1,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "you what when we did sober October yeah"
},
{
"id": 2228,
"start": 5556.86,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "it's stupid I think it's horrible and it"
},
{
"id": 2229,
"start": 5559.05,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "ruins our family life it puts a wrench"
},
{
"id": 2230,
"start": 5561.51,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "in every wow she sounds like LeAnn hard"
},
{
"id": 2231,
"start": 5564.42,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "[ __ ] core really yeah because we're"
},
{
"id": 2232,
"start": 5566.82,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "the other half to the sober October in"
},
{
"id": 2233,
"start": 5569.01,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "fact I think she and I should do a"
},
{
"id": 2234,
"start": 5570.39,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "podcast when you guys are doing sober"
},
{
"id": 2235,
"start": 5572.04,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "October so we can let people know how"
},
{
"id": 2236,
"start": 5574.44,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "much it wreaks havoc on everybody to get"
},
{
"id": 2237,
"start": 5576.57,
"duration": 5.9,
"text": "our wives to see which it which wife"
},
{
"id": 2238,
"start": 5578.79,
"duration": 3.68,
"text": "could milk the most semen out of us"
},
{
"id": 2239,
"start": 5582.5,
"duration": 4.09,
"text": "that's a good challenge"
},
{
"id": 2240,
"start": 5584.37,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "that's a great job I like that hey"
},
{
"id": 2241,
"start": 5586.59,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "someone dropped the artworks over"
},
{
"id": 2242,
"start": 5588.09,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "October milk the men the milkman jealous"
},
{
"id": 2243,
"start": 5591.3,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "I like this one well Ari needs a milker"
},
{
"id": 2244,
"start": 5593.25,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "he doesn't he'll find a few yeah he's"
},
{
"id": 2245,
"start": 5595.89,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "got some 25 year old hippie that makes"
},
{
"id": 2246,
"start": 5597.51,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "patchouli in New York yeah who doesn't"
},
{
"id": 2247,
"start": 5599.76,
"duration": 4.89,
"text": "know what is through a table you know"
},
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"id": 2249,
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"text": "I think you're right"
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{
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"duration": 4.23,
"text": "the solo nature of the last one wasn't"
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"text": "it was interesting it's a good journey"
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"text": "here's the thing about the hot yoga it"
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"duration": 4.47,
"text": "going there what if it was more like"
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{
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"text": "yeah like at spin class kind of thing"
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"start": 5626.43,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "like that sucks Michael but you don't"
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{
"id": 2260,
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"duration": 2.76,
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},
{
"id": 2261,
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"duration": 2.16,
"text": "you know"
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{
"id": 2262,
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"duration": 2.85,
"text": "or what if we paired up with I mean I I"
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{
"id": 2263,
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"duration": 3,
"text": "think all of us are pretty"
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"duration": 3.9,
"text": "anti-corporate but what if we did pair"
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"id": 2265,
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"duration": 5.46,
"text": "up with a big corporation to do"
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{
"id": 2266,
"start": 5639.15,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "something of theirs so we could I don't"
},
{
"id": 2267,
"start": 5642.66,
"duration": 2.13,
"text": "know I mean we're already gonna lose"
},
{
"id": 2268,
"start": 5643.71,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "jokes he's like we're not gonna all"
},
{
"id": 2269,
"start": 5644.79,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "financially benefit officer I've worked"
},
{
"id": 2270,
"start": 5646.11,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "over I think part of the fun of it is"
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{
"id": 2271,
"start": 5647.19,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "that it's organic you know yeah I mean"
},
{
"id": 2272,
"start": 5650.22,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "going like I think going to the like"
},
{
"id": 2273,
"start": 5651.93,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "making yourself go to the class and"
},
{
"id": 2274,
"start": 5653.46,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "knowing that you can miss a day but man"
},
{
"id": 2275,
"start": 5655.68,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "you better not miss too many that made"
},
{
"id": 2276,
"start": 5657.27,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "it interesting to me yeah I liked I mean"
},
{
"id": 2277,
"start": 5660.06,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "when are you like when we were in"
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{
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"start": 5661.83,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "Arizona and Artie was like hey we gotta"
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{
"id": 2279,
"start": 5663.63,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "go we gotta go we have a hot yoga class"
},
{
"id": 2280,
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"duration": 3.87,
"text": "at 5:00 and then we're doing a show at"
},
{
"id": 2281,
"start": 5667.32,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "8:00 it was kind of fun to dip out go do"
},
{
"id": 2282,
"start": 5669.48,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "hot yoga did you already do that week"
},
{
"id": 2283,
"start": 5671.46,
"duration": 1.83,
"text": "with him"
},
{
"id": 2284,
"start": 5671.97,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "well then you guys weren't you guys"
},
{
"id": 2285,
"start": 5673.29,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "gonna do something like where were"
},
{
"id": 2286,
"start": 5674.49,
"duration": 3,
"text": "taught Utah he did it yeah how was it it"
},
{
"id": 2287,
"start": 5676.83,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "was great"
},
{
"id": 2288,
"start": 5677.49,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "Arya's [ __ ] hilarious to watch ski"
},
{
"id": 2289,
"start": 5680.79,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "really is the ugliest skier you've ever"
},
{
"id": 2290,
"start": 5683.37,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "seen in your life he is first of all"
},
{
"id": 2291,
"start": 5685.71,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "he's taller and lankier than anyone out"
},
{
"id": 2292,
"start": 5688.53,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "there he dresses like he's a child"
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{
"id": 2293,
"start": 5690.57,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "he has like stars and stripes pants a"
},
{
"id": 2294,
"start": 5693.09,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "dirk nowitzki jersey on he covers his"
},
{
"id": 2295,
"start": 5696.45,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "face all in black so it looks like he's"
},
{
"id": 2296,
"start": 5698.25,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "like one of those GI Joe men yeah and"
},
{
"id": 2297,
"start": 5700.17,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "then he skis like a pizza pie whereas he"
},
{
"id": 2298,
"start": 5703.83,
"duration": 6.11,
"text": "just snow plows whole time but he goes"
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{
"id": 2299,
"start": 5706.05,
"duration": 8.19,
"text": "60 miles an hour snow plowing like it's"
},
{
"id": 2300,
"start": 5709.94,
"duration": 5.44,
"text": "disgusting yeah but he it was a fun week"
},
{
"id": 2301,
"start": 5714.24,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "oh man all we did was talk [ __ ] about"
},
{
"id": 2302,
"start": 5715.38,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "comedy really oh that's your favorite"
},
{
"id": 2303,
"start": 5718.35,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "thing to do the 100% you that's yours"
},
{
"id": 2304,
"start": 5720.57,
"duration": 6,
"text": "too not as much as you I enjoy watching"
},
{
"id": 2305,
"start": 5723.45,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "you gossip more than anything we like"
},
{
"id": 2306,
"start": 5726.57,
"duration": 4.49,
"text": "gossiping gossip Tamilians yeah but we I"
},
{
"id": 2307,
"start": 5729.18,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "mean I do you think you're like you"
},
{
"id": 2308,
"start": 5731.06,
"duration": 4.84,
"text": "enhance it for me I get into it I get"
},
{
"id": 2309,
"start": 5733.89,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "into it I like to punch up yes it's fun"
},
{
"id": 2310,
"start": 5735.9,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "to watch you get excited about a target"
},
{
"id": 2311,
"start": 5737.97,
"duration": 5.4,
"text": "oh dude when we went down this blue run"
},
{
"id": 2312,
"start": 5741.48,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "it's called boomer and in the middle of"
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{
"id": 2313,
"start": 5743.37,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "boomer in Salt Lake City there's a bar"
},
{
"id": 2314,
"start": 5745.11,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "and we went down we've been skiing like"
},
{
"id": 2315,
"start": 5747.06,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "half the day but like maybe five runs we"
},
{
"id": 2316,
"start": 5749.13,
"duration": 2.76,
"text": "get to this bar boomer and we sit down"
},
{
"id": 2317,
"start": 5750.48,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "when again we want a beer we want a beer"
},
{
"id": 2318,
"start": 5751.89,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "and then something pops up on the"
},
{
"id": 2319,
"start": 5753.6,
"duration": 2.99,
"text": "internet and now someone's like dude"
},
{
"id": 2320,
"start": 5755.13,
"duration": 4.11,
"text": "have you seen this and all of a sudden"
},
{
"id": 2321,
"start": 5756.59,
"duration": 4.99,
"text": "we're it boom worth this bar for two"
},
{
"id": 2322,
"start": 5759.24,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "hours and then at one point we're like"
},
{
"id": 2323,
"start": 5761.58,
"duration": 1.98,
"text": "[ __ ] you just want to ski down to the"
},
{
"id": 2324,
"start": 5762.63,
"duration": 3.17,
"text": "bottom you're drunk and finish this"
},
{
"id": 2325,
"start": 5763.56,
"duration": 2.24,
"text": "conversation"
},
{
"id": 2326,
"start": 5766.11,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "it sounds like a lot of fun dude I have"
},
{
"id": 2327,
"start": 5768.63,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "I I could talk about comedy for days oh"
},
{
"id": 2328,
"start": 5771.75,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "I know I love it I know what you do"
},
{
"id": 2329,
"start": 5774.12,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "sexting no just keeping up with stuff"
},
{
"id": 2330,
"start": 5776.58,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "don't worry what are you texting them"
},
{
"id": 2331,
"start": 5777.78,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "for don't worry I'm texting their laugh"
},
{
"id": 2332,
"start": 5779.61,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "track no I mean laugh track I hear them"
},
{
"id": 2333,
"start": 5782.49,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "cackling in there they're laughing at"
},
{
"id": 2334,
"start": 5784.74,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "moments they want to let they don't do"
},
{
"id": 2335,
"start": 5786.03,
"duration": 2.67,
"text": "you think I'm instructing them but that"
},
{
"id": 2336,
"start": 5787.32,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "was a legit laugh track when I was"
},
{
"id": 2337,
"start": 5788.7,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "outside was another [ __ ] cackle it"
},
{
"id": 2338,
"start": 5791.58,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "you hear it again but that's that's just"
},
{
"id": 2339,
"start": 5793.86,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "him why does he have the [ __ ] mask on"
},
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"id": 2340,
"start": 5795.72,
"duration": 8.88,
"text": "his face he's oh he's blast kinase oh"
},
{
"id": 2341,
"start": 5798.48,
"duration": 10.08,
"text": "sweet didn't want me to know I got"
},
{
"id": 2342,
"start": 5804.6,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "friends coming you mind covering up yeah"
},
{
"id": 2343,
"start": 5808.56,
"duration": 4.31,
"text": "no problem"
},
{
"id": 2344,
"start": 5809.7,
"duration": 7.05,
"text": "you got it legit set here I am yeah"
},
{
"id": 2345,
"start": 5812.87,
"duration": 5.47,
"text": "you've seen it well not one McDonald's"
},
{
"id": 2346,
"start": 5816.75,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "are sponsoring because when they gave us"
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{
"id": 2347,
"start": 5818.34,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "they gave us 2.3 million dollars and"
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{
"id": 2348,
"start": 5820.11,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "they were like if you paint the set or"
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{
"id": 2349,
"start": 5821.94,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "McDonald's colors great and when they"
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{
"id": 2350,
"start": 5824.64,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "pulled out and Morton's jumped on and"
},
{
"id": 2351,
"start": 5827.28,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "then they fired us like two weeks ago"
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{
"id": 2352,
"start": 5829.47,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "really yeah so what's the ideal sponsor"
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{
"id": 2353,
"start": 5833.16,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "for you guys I mean we'd love to keep it"
},
{
"id": 2354,
"start": 5834.93,
"duration": 5.49,
"text": "in the steak house wheelhouse you know"
},
{
"id": 2355,
"start": 5836.61,
"duration": 5.7,
"text": "yeah I don't know man I mean we have a"
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"id": 2356,
"start": 5840.42,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "couple there's this a Korean steak house"
},
{
"id": 2357,
"start": 5842.31,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "is looking to do something but the only"
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{
"id": 2358,
"start": 5843.72,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "one throw us a few hundred bucks you"
},
{
"id": 2359,
"start": 5844.83,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "know they all right cool I'd rather I'd"
},
{
"id": 2360,
"start": 5847.05,
"duration": 6.18,
"text": "rather have one of the big dogs do it"
},
{
"id": 2361,
"start": 5848.64,
"duration": 9.93,
"text": "really sure like uh like a Larson's"
},
{
"id": 2362,
"start": 5853.23,
"duration": 8.79,
"text": "yeah or land Mormon teach myths Oh crazy"
},
{
"id": 2363,
"start": 5858.57,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "food to go all green and white yeah that"
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{
"id": 2364,
"start": 5862.02,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "would be great and have a guy with like"
},
{
"id": 2365,
"start": 5863.22,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "a nice little Butler coat come out yeah"
},
{
"id": 2366,
"start": 5865.29,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "are you a stake in the middle be awesome"
},
{
"id": 2367,
"start": 5867.39,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "or Houston's even I like Houston look"
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{
"id": 2368,
"start": 5870.12,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "you see lot usually baby back ribs some"
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{
"id": 2369,
"start": 5872.01,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "of the best ribs in the world just gonna"
},
{
"id": 2370,
"start": 5873.78,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "say that when I was pregnant with the"
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{
"id": 2371,
"start": 5875.52,
"duration": 3.03,
"text": "first kid we would go there once a week"
},
{
"id": 2372,
"start": 5876.99,
"duration": 6.6,
"text": "you're gonna say his name that's how"
},
{
"id": 2373,
"start": 5878.55,
"duration": 8.49,
"text": "private you are yeah we gotta get you a"
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"id": 2374,
"start": 5883.59,
"duration": 6.06,
"text": "travel smoker Tommy so you did you're"
},
{
"id": 2375,
"start": 5887.04,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "really you're smoking smoking meat"
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{
"id": 2376,
"start": 5889.65,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "during the show during the show during"
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"id": 2377,
"start": 5891.66,
"duration": 5.19,
"text": "the day who sets it up Dave Williamson"
},
{
"id": 2378,
"start": 5894.09,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "or myself mostly day William sentence is"
},
{
"id": 2379,
"start": 5896.85,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "such an inherently bad idea we set up"
},
{
"id": 2380,
"start": 5899.46,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "the travel smoker we put out some chairs"
},
{
"id": 2381,
"start": 5900.93,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "put the awning out crack some beers and"
},
{
"id": 2382,
"start": 5903.03,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "sit on the sidewalk outside the theater"
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{
"id": 2383,
"start": 5904.62,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "people are walking by going hey wait is"
},
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"id": 2384,
"start": 5906.39,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "it is that you all of us I go then I'm"
},
{
"id": 2385,
"start": 5907.83,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "in who I am i go yeah they go I got a"
},
{
"id": 2386,
"start": 5909.6,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "picture don't even know who I am I make"
},
{
"id": 2387,
"start": 5911.13,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "sure hilarious and then your meats ready"
},
{
"id": 2388,
"start": 5913.95,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "by the end of the night or what oh yeah"
},
{
"id": 2389,
"start": 5915.39,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "yeah it was what we did a brisket in"
},
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"id": 2390,
"start": 5916.74,
"duration": 7.41,
"text": "Tampa we did dinosaur ribs in Orlando we"
},
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"id": 2391,
"start": 5920.82,
"duration": 6.51,
"text": "did a pulled pork in Atlanta we've done"
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{
"id": 2392,
"start": 5924.15,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "it every we did vegan burgers in Fort"
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{
"id": 2393,
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"duration": 3.84,
"text": "Lauderdale every night set up every"
},
{
"id": 2394,
"start": 5929.7,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "night it's so much [ __ ] fun"
},
{
"id": 2395,
"start": 5931.17,
"duration": 4.59,
"text": "shout out to rec tech Wow dude they get"
},
{
"id": 2396,
"start": 5934.05,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "bigger great you're a girl today where"
},
{
"id": 2397,
"start": 5935.76,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "did they meet you to like give it to you"
},
{
"id": 2398,
"start": 5937.74,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "I don't know you know they sent me a"
},
{
"id": 2399,
"start": 5938.94,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "grill a while ago just I don't know they"
},
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"id": 2400,
"start": 5941.37,
"duration": 4.94,
"text": "just sent it to me and I didn't open it"
},
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"id": 2401,
"start": 5943.14,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "I didn't even like I just like I'm busy"
},
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"id": 2402,
"start": 5946.31,
"duration": 4.06,
"text": "I'm busy"
},
{
"id": 2403,
"start": 5947.79,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "yeah a big grill and I was like I don't"
},
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"id": 2404,
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"duration": 3.57,
"text": "have time to put it together they sent"
},
{
"id": 2405,
"start": 5951.51,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "it to and they gave me like a custom"
},
{
"id": 2406,
"start": 5953.94,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "great where it says the machine on it"
},
{
"id": 2407,
"start": 5955.38,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "and then one day I'm with the LeeAnn we"
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{
"id": 2408,
"start": 5957.57,
"duration": 2.61,
"text": "got started some time off oh my god want"
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{
"id": 2409,
"start": 5958.95,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "to put that smoker together and I put it"
},
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"id": 2410,
"start": 5960.18,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "together it's a really nice smoker and"
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{
"id": 2411,
"start": 5962.01,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "then I was like hey I'm gonna smoke some"
},
{
"id": 2412,
"start": 5963.12,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "stuff tonight so I smoked some pork ribs"
},
{
"id": 2413,
"start": 5965.43,
"duration": 5.12,
"text": "and the girls loved him and I was like"
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"id": 2414,
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"duration": 5.76,
"text": "it's I enjoy you know I'm I am the"
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"text": "yeah that was one good time but those"
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"text": "scenes before I knew anything about"
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{
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},
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},
{
"id": 2455,
"start": 6073.349,
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"text": "guys came over and Stroupe was like hey"
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"start": 6075.269,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "uh your bonuses how do you want it in"
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{
"id": 2457,
"start": 6077.369,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "cash or in the cheque I was like I'll"
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"start": 6079.139,
"duration": 4.261,
"text": "give it cash and he gave me like six"
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"duration": 3.06,
"text": "thousand dollars in cash and I was like"
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"id": 2460,
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"duration": 2.79,
"text": "that's you you came over to my house"
},
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"id": 2461,
"start": 6084.9,
"duration": 2.489,
"text": "that night and I was making it rain on"
},
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"id": 2462,
"start": 6086.19,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "Isla she was on the ground and I was"
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"id": 2463,
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"duration": 3.931,
"text": "just making it rain water and I was like"
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"text": "look at my bonus I had six thousand"
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"start": 6091.32,
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"text": "dollars in cash and you were like holy"
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"id": 2466,
"start": 6092.999,
"duration": 4.441,
"text": "[ __ ] I was like I know you believe this"
},
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"duration": 5.34,
"text": "that's good I look back to those times"
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"duration": 5.94,
"text": "so fondly because it was like even like"
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"duration": 3.75,
"text": "little things like um you remember the"
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"duration": 3.81,
"text": "time you told me I burp a lot"
},
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"text": "yeah like we were in the car and you're"
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"text": "like yeah this is such like some wrong"
},
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"id": 2473,
"start": 6109.32,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "there's something you think that if you"
},
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"duration": 2.25,
"text": "don't if you only know Tom for this"
},
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"id": 2475,
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"text": "podcast there's a part of his"
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"id": 2476,
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"text": "personality you don't get first of all"
},
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"id": 2477,
"start": 6114.719,
"duration": 4.951,
"text": "he me and him are very similar in that"
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"duration": 5.82,
"text": "we we write think so we'll be writing a"
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"duration": 4.58,
"text": "joke like this oh yeah yeah that face"
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"start": 6122.729,
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"text": "all yeah but"
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"start": 6124.25,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "and there's another part of him where he"
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"text": "like will like it's almost like like a"
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"duration": 3.32,
"text": "child where he looks at you and that you"
},
{
"id": 2484,
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"duration": 3.48,
"text": "can tell he's got a thought he's against"
},
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"id": 2485,
"start": 6132.55,
"duration": 3.97,
"text": "you burp a lot"
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"duration": 3.75,
"text": "I was like huh he's a here you've burped"
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"text": "like a hundred times in this car ride I"
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"text": "was like no I don't and you're like no"
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"id": 2489,
"start": 6139.82,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "no you actually do yeah and then I"
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"text": "started going goddamnit I do burp a lot"
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"id": 2491,
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"duration": 4.08,
"text": "yeah and then the next thing was I saw"
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"duration": 5.01,
"text": "him like a week later he was like guess"
},
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"id": 2493,
"start": 6147.68,
"duration": 6.5,
"text": "what I talked to my doctor and he said"
},
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"duration": 5.16,
"text": "there's definitely something wrong"
},
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"duration": 4.27,
"text": "because I told me you said it was"
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"duration": 3.66,
"text": "burping lot and then I was thinking"
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"duration": 3.24,
"text": "about I'm talking about to him and I"
},
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"duration": 4.14,
"text": "definitely have like some acid reflux"
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"text": "well I was burping I didn't realize you"
},
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"duration": 5.04,
"text": "still do you always go I well I do if"
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"duration": 2.61,
"text": "I'm drinking but like I was I wouldn't"
},
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"duration": 3.93,
"text": "even drinking we were just in the car"
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"duration": 8.58,
"text": "yeah and I was burping like a lot and"
},
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"start": 6172.85,
"duration": 7.2,
"text": "you're going I hear my air - that's my"
},
{
"id": 2505,
"start": 6178.52,
"duration": 3.54,
"text": "big thing like if I make something"
},
{
"id": 2506,
"start": 6180.05,
"duration": 8.28,
"text": "someone to eat something to eat and I"
},
{
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"start": 6182.06,
"duration": 8.85,
"text": "watch them take a bite I'll go you also"
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"duration": 5.22,
"text": "by the way aside from you yeah"
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{
"id": 2509,
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"duration": 4.41,
"text": "like but you have told me everyone told"
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{
"id": 2510,
"start": 6193.55,
"duration": 5.91,
"text": "me my whole life they're like God you"
},
{
"id": 2511,
"start": 6195.32,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "slow down I was gonna say that look Bert"
},
{
"id": 2512,
"start": 6199.46,
"duration": 2.97,
"text": "made me feel like that I was a slow"
},
{
"id": 2513,
"start": 6201.8,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "eater"
},
{
"id": 2514,
"start": 6202.43,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "oh yeah like he'd eat a steak and four"
},
{
"id": 2515,
"start": 6204.44,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "bites I was like are you all right he's"
},
{
"id": 2516,
"start": 6205.7,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "like what dude that should be I sweat"
},
{
"id": 2517,
"start": 6208.79,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "when I eat yeah no he's"
},
{
"id": 2518,
"start": 6210.74,
"duration": 4.05,
"text": "you're a fast eater no I don't know if"
},
{
"id": 2519,
"start": 6212.6,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "you can do quantity but I know that you"
},
{
"id": 2520,
"start": 6214.79,
"duration": 3.36,
"text": "can do speed can we incorporate this and"
},
{
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"start": 6216.8,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "so broad cover maybe you're saying"
},
{
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"start": 6218.15,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "summer but can you start eating faster"
},
{
"id": 2523,
"start": 6220.04,
"duration": 5.33,
"text": "what I like that eating faster I don't"
},
{
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"start": 6222.86,
"duration": 6.6,
"text": "mean faster eating contests"
},
{
"id": 2525,
"start": 6225.37,
"duration": 5.32,
"text": "I could eat can't get [ __ ] up we're"
},
{
"id": 2526,
"start": 6229.46,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "gonna lose Joel on an eating contest"
},
{
"id": 2527,
"start": 6230.69,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "gets fatter on October yeah you just get"
},
{
"id": 2528,
"start": 6233.09,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "the fattest that's not we got to make it"
},
{
"id": 2529,
"start": 6235.49,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "something that's no yeah he would"
},
{
"id": 2530,
"start": 6237.95,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "definitely although he would just take"
},
{
"id": 2531,
"start": 6239.45,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "it to the next level and gain a hundred"
},
{
"id": 2532,
"start": 6240.53,
"duration": 6.63,
"text": "values it this week"
},
{
"id": 2533,
"start": 6243.23,
"duration": 7.83,
"text": "yes I'll lose aroma jog yeah we need it"
},
{
"id": 2534,
"start": 6247.16,
"duration": 6.12,
"text": "to be something that is folds and easy"
},
{
"id": 2535,
"start": 6251.06,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "to Joe in ari's life but makes it fun"
},
{
"id": 2536,
"start": 6253.28,
"duration": 2.19,
"text": "for our family so which we're not you"
},
{
"id": 2537,
"start": 6254.93,
"duration": 2.1,
"text": "know what I mean"
},
{
"id": 2538,
"start": 6255.47,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "good luck yeah"
},
{
"id": 2539,
"start": 6257.03,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "oh there it is oh those are not the"
},
{
"id": 2540,
"start": 6259.73,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "person talk no no I know I did a"
},
{
"id": 2541,
"start": 6261.35,
"duration": 2.28,
"text": "different on purpose I was almost doing"
},
{
"id": 2542,
"start": 6262.85,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "the regular ones"
},
{
"id": 2543,
"start": 6263.63,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "what do you why do you think have you"
},
{
"id": 2544,
"start": 6265.34,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "always been a fast eater a very my dad"
},
{
"id": 2545,
"start": 6267.44,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "was a fast eater and so I looked at it's"
},
{
"id": 2546,
"start": 6268.73,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "like a rite of manhood and you'd be fast"
},
{
"id": 2547,
"start": 6271.01,
"duration": 6.15,
"text": "and that's how a man active really do I"
},
{
"id": 2548,
"start": 6273.65,
"duration": 4.29,
"text": "eat horrifically fast how how he's"
},
{
"id": 2549,
"start": 6277.16,
"duration": 4.35,
"text": "really fast too"
},
{
"id": 2550,
"start": 6277.94,
"duration": 6.48,
"text": "my dad eats real fast yeah like like I'm"
},
{
"id": 2551,
"start": 6281.51,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "like a shark like I I literally my eyes"
},
{
"id": 2552,
"start": 6284.42,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "go back in my head and I just and I just"
},
{
"id": 2553,
"start": 6286.64,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "can't stop I see I don't know how to"
},
{
"id": 2554,
"start": 6289.16,
"duration": 3.21,
"text": "feel like do you do the thing it's this"
},
{
"id": 2555,
"start": 6290.84,
"duration": 5.58,
"text": "a super fat person thing where you're"
},
{
"id": 2556,
"start": 6292.37,
"duration": 6.96,
"text": "like well like even it's really good but"
},
{
"id": 2557,
"start": 6296.42,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "I'm totally full but like I can't not"
},
{
"id": 2558,
"start": 6299.33,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "eat everything right and then you're"
},
{
"id": 2559,
"start": 6300.8,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "like right us really hurts and you still"
},
{
"id": 2560,
"start": 6303.14,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "like keep eating you're like got and"
},
{
"id": 2561,
"start": 6304.97,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "then Clark sometimes somebody like a"
},
{
"id": 2562,
"start": 6306.71,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "sensible not fat person will be like you"
},
{
"id": 2563,
"start": 6308.99,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "know you don't have to keep eating then"
},
{
"id": 2564,
"start": 6310.01,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "you're oh yeah I didn't think about that"
},
{
"id": 2565,
"start": 6311.78,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "if someone makes me of me at all you"
},
{
"id": 2566,
"start": 6314.15,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "know no not gonna lean one part not"
},
{
"id": 2567,
"start": 6316.04,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "eaten all of it I'll eat all of it yeah"
},
{
"id": 2568,
"start": 6318.14,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "I find it disrespectful and I eat"
},
{
"id": 2569,
"start": 6319.76,
"duration": 3.42,
"text": "everything last night I had fought at a"
},
{
"id": 2570,
"start": 6321.32,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "friend's house and I didn't I was not"
},
{
"id": 2571,
"start": 6323.18,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "hungry but they served me a big bowl of"
},
{
"id": 2572,
"start": 6324.62,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "pho ate the whole thing I didn't want it"
},
{
"id": 2573,
"start": 6326.3,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "I just ate it I was like you get"
},
{
"id": 2574,
"start": 6327.68,
"duration": 3.57,
"text": "diarrhea from that I was [ __ ] at the"
},
{
"id": 2575,
"start": 6329.63,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "Comedy Store last night because of it I"
},
{
"id": 2576,
"start": 6331.25,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "how was the story I'm like that was"
},
{
"id": 2577,
"start": 6333.23,
"duration": 7.98,
"text": "great it was it was great it was really"
},
{
"id": 2578,
"start": 6336.29,
"duration": 9.78,
"text": "awesome um I also if I'm that way with"
},
{
"id": 2579,
"start": 6341.21,
"duration": 7.02,
"text": "booze you like I cannot leave I cannot"
},
{
"id": 2580,
"start": 6346.07,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "leave a like if someone gives me over"
},
{
"id": 2581,
"start": 6348.23,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "the bottle of wine and we're gonna drink"
},
{
"id": 2582,
"start": 6349.34,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "palawan yeah we're not gonna drink half"
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"duration": 3.27,
"text": "of it right if someone gives me a beer"
},
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"id": 2584,
"start": 6353.27,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "I'm not gonna leave I'm gonna drink the"
},
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"id": 2585,
"start": 6354.59,
"duration": 4.56,
"text": "whole beer I'm not gonna so you're not"
},
{
"id": 2586,
"start": 6356.21,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "gonna leave here unless you finish six"
},
{
"id": 2587,
"start": 6359.15,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "more beers and abala tito's I have to"
},
{
"id": 2588,
"start": 6360.74,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "finish right yeah yeah you're fine one"
},
{
"id": 2589,
"start": 6364.22,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "of the first times one of the first"
},
{
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"duration": 3.87,
"text": "times I started and drink for like six"
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"id": 2591,
"start": 6368.09,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "months when I was dating Leanne because"
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"duration": 4.95,
"text": "we she dumped me for early on for"
},
{
"id": 2593,
"start": 6372.56,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "drinking no it wasn't for drinking but I"
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"duration": 4.68,
"text": "I what we got into a fight was I was"
},
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"id": 2595,
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"duration": 3.6,
"text": "drunk when that happened and I got I"
},
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"duration": 3.12,
"text": "felt like alcohol betrayed me for the"
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"duration": 3.33,
"text": "first time so I was like I'm putting"
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"id": 2598,
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"duration": 3.12,
"text": "alcohol in timeout and then I was like"
},
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"duration": 2.82,
"text": "and then I got to a place I was like"
},
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"duration": 3.93,
"text": "maybe I'll never drink again I thought"
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"start": 6386.72,
"duration": 4,
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"duration": 3.37,
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"duration": 3.51,
"text": "snowing and we were and it was like"
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"duration": 4.29,
"text": "during a vacation so gnomes on those"
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"id": 2605,
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"duration": 4.53,
"text": "roads no one's on the streets and we"
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"duration": 3.51,
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"duration": 3.51,
"text": "started snowing they she said I say we"
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"duration": 3.6,
"text": "just walk around all night and I was"
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"id": 2609,
"start": 6402.27,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "like I gotta be honest with you I really"
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"id": 2610,
"start": 6403.89,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "want a glass of wine"
},
{
"id": 2611,
"start": 6404.79,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "and I hadn't drank or wanted to drink in"
},
{
"id": 2612,
"start": 6406.83,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "six months she goes do it I don't give a"
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"id": 2613,
"start": 6408.78,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "[ __ ] and I was like really yeah she goes"
},
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"id": 2614,
"start": 6410.7,
"duration": 2.4,
"text": "I don't give a drinking problem I just"
},
{
"id": 2615,
"start": 6412.23,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "think you drank a lot"
},
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"id": 2616,
"start": 6413.1,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "but here's now this is going from not"
},
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"id": 2617,
"start": 6415.68,
"duration": 2.67,
"text": "drinking at all so I have a couple"
},
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"id": 2618,
"start": 6417.24,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "glasses wine they bring the bottle out"
},
{
"id": 2619,
"start": 6418.35,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "and I go we're not gonna leave the"
},
{
"id": 2620,
"start": 6420.18,
"duration": 2.7,
"text": "[ __ ] bottle we got a murder the"
},
{
"id": 2621,
"start": 6421.26,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "goddamn bottle like I'm not gonna and I"
},
{
"id": 2622,
"start": 6422.88,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "hadn't drank it all I had one glass I"
},
{
"id": 2623,
"start": 6424.56,
"duration": 3.09,
"text": "felt really buzzed you know we're"
},
{
"id": 2624,
"start": 6426.54,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "killing the whole bottle now I'm burping"
},
{
"id": 2625,
"start": 6427.65,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "a lot I noticed it yeah and then we"
},
{
"id": 2626,
"start": 6429.99,
"duration": 2.49,
"text": "killed the bottle we walked out in the"
},
{
"id": 2627,
"start": 6431.04,
"duration": 2.13,
"text": "snow was one of those romantic nights I"
},
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"id": 2628,
"start": 6432.48,
"duration": 2.61,
"text": "ever had in my life"
},
{
"id": 2629,
"start": 6433.17,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "I was [ __ ] great where was this in in"
},
{
"id": 2630,
"start": 6435.09,
"duration": 5.16,
"text": "Venice in Italy and just snow it just"
},
{
"id": 2631,
"start": 6438.21,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "started falling it was brand-new"
},
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"id": 2632,
"start": 6440.25,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "snow-covered streets no one had walked"
},
{
"id": 2633,
"start": 6442.02,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "on it it was like midnight and it was"
},
{
"id": 2634,
"start": 6444.06,
"duration": 2.82,
"text": "right after New Year's Eve so everything"
},
{
"id": 2635,
"start": 6445.74,
"duration": 2.67,
"text": "was shut it's like your honeymoon"
},
{
"id": 2636,
"start": 6446.88,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "no no it says she thought I was gonna"
},
{
"id": 2637,
"start": 6448.41,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "propose to her but yeah and I didn't I"
},
{
"id": 2638,
"start": 6450.9,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "did it in my bed instead later it's the"
},
{
"id": 2639,
"start": 6452.94,
"duration": 4.62,
"text": "way that you walked through and she was"
},
{
"id": 2640,
"start": 6454.5,
"duration": 7.17,
"text": "like here it is again like oh I gotta"
},
{
"id": 2641,
"start": 6457.56,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "take a [ __ ] pretty bad tie my shoe huh"
},
{
"id": 2642,
"start": 6461.67,
"duration": 5.12,
"text": "what are you crying for wait why did she"
},
{
"id": 2643,
"start": 6465.87,
"duration": 3.12,
"text": "dump you"
},
{
"id": 2644,
"start": 6466.79,
"duration": 6.07,
"text": "first we got into a fight with her"
},
{
"id": 2645,
"start": 6468.99,
"duration": 5.34,
"text": "friend and I wouldn't let it go her"
},
{
"id": 2646,
"start": 6472.86,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "friend picked a fight with me at a"
},
{
"id": 2647,
"start": 6474.33,
"duration": 5.13,
"text": "dinner and I wouldn't let it go and I I"
},
{
"id": 2648,
"start": 6477.09,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "like after three days I was still upset"
},
{
"id": 2649,
"start": 6479.46,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "with it and she and I hadn't said I love"
},
{
"id": 2650,
"start": 6481.5,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "you to her yet she had said I love you"
},
{
"id": 2651,
"start": 6483.54,
"duration": 6.09,
"text": "to me and I hormones yeah what the [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2652,
"start": 6487.86,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "she's like I love you you're like cool I"
},
{
"id": 2653,
"start": 6489.63,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "said cool yeah she goes I said no"
},
{
"id": 2654,
"start": 6492.69,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "actually I said she goes I love you and"
},
{
"id": 2655,
"start": 6494.46,
"duration": 5.67,
"text": "I said you do so yeah and you love me"
},
{
"id": 2656,
"start": 6496.95,
"duration": 6.42,
"text": "and I said I do oh yeah and I was like"
},
{
"id": 2657,
"start": 6500.13,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "cool oh and I just wasn't I wasn't I"
},
{
"id": 2658,
"start": 6503.37,
"duration": 3.3,
"text": "wasn't ready to settle down I didn't"
},
{
"id": 2659,
"start": 6504.78,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "want to like I didn't know I didn't want"
},
{
"id": 2660,
"start": 6506.67,
"duration": 5.88,
"text": "to put labels on it I don't really the"
},
{
"id": 2661,
"start": 6508.56,
"duration": 5.73,
"text": "time 28 god you guys are old now it's"
},
{
"id": 2662,
"start": 6512.55,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "hell you're gonna get her a minute I"
},
{
"id": 2663,
"start": 6514.29,
"duration": 8.42,
"text": "would because I'm a grown ass kids me oh"
},
{
"id": 2664,
"start": 6517.26,
"duration": 10.89,
"text": "yeah we have babies in this forever no"
},
{
"id": 2665,
"start": 6522.71,
"duration": 7.57,
"text": "[ __ ] started crazy dude I was 33 when"
},
{
"id": 2666,
"start": 6528.15,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "you were when I was when but that's not"
},
{
"id": 2667,
"start": 6530.28,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "that different your than seven years"
},
{
"id": 2668,
"start": 6531.42,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "yeah older it's not that I'm not seven"
},
{
"id": 2669,
"start": 6533.91,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "years old or you're seven years older no"
},
{
"id": 2670,
"start": 6535.65,
"duration": 4.32,
"text": "you're seven years older than I was when"
},
{
"id": 2671,
"start": 6537.09,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "I had kids oh really yeah oh so it's not"
},
{
"id": 2672,
"start": 6539.97,
"duration": 5.43,
"text": "that bad wait how old were you and"
},
{
"id": 2673,
"start": 6541.95,
"duration": 7.74,
"text": "Georgia was born thirty George I'm 46"
},
{
"id": 2674,
"start": 6545.4,
"duration": 6.89,
"text": "now she's 14 so 32 okay so we got no I"
},
{
"id": 2675,
"start": 6549.69,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "was 32 when we got married he was yeah I"
},
{
"id": 2676,
"start": 6552.29,
"duration": 6.97,
"text": "was 36 when you had the Ellis the oldest"
},
{
"id": 2677,
"start": 6556.5,
"duration": 4.41,
"text": "yeah oh you say his name now yeah well I"
},
{
"id": 2678,
"start": 6559.26,
"duration": 4.86,
"text": "say the oldest for 36 that's not too bad"
},
{
"id": 2679,
"start": 6560.91,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "no it's not too bad the old one yeah"
},
{
"id": 2680,
"start": 6564.12,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "he's gonna be a hundred when his kids in"
},
{
"id": 2681,
"start": 6566.22,
"duration": 2.91,
"text": "kindergarten well he's gonna go to that"
},
{
"id": 2682,
"start": 6567.51,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "high school graduation and they'll be"
},
{
"id": 2683,
"start": 6569.13,
"duration": 7.59,
"text": "like your granddad's so only"
},
{
"id": 2684,
"start": 6571.02,
"duration": 8.19,
"text": "mean-looking oh my gosh that's my dad"
},
{
"id": 2685,
"start": 6576.72,
"duration": 5.04,
"text": "come on hey I'll be able to smoke pot"
},
{
"id": 2686,
"start": 6579.21,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "with my kids yeah I've been like 55 in"
},
{
"id": 2687,
"start": 6581.76,
"duration": 1.68,
"text": "Georgia's in college yeah that's pretty"
},
{
"id": 2688,
"start": 6583.2,
"duration": 5.52,
"text": "cool"
},
{
"id": 2689,
"start": 6583.44,
"duration": 6.81,
"text": "yeah boy like when they come home from"
},
{
"id": 2690,
"start": 6588.72,
"duration": 4.53,
"text": "the they'll bring a friend when they"
},
{
"id": 2691,
"start": 6590.25,
"duration": 7.53,
"text": "come hey you guys wanna rage tonight"
},
{
"id": 2692,
"start": 6593.25,
"duration": 6.87,
"text": "that's gonna get the cue fire some"
},
{
"id": 2693,
"start": 6597.78,
"duration": 4.08,
"text": "smoked dinosaur barbecue ribs uh dad's"
},
{
"id": 2694,
"start": 6600.12,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "got a speedo on George we got a pool"
},
{
"id": 2695,
"start": 6601.86,
"duration": 6.21,
"text": "board and her friends are gonna be like"
},
{
"id": 2696,
"start": 6603.39,
"duration": 6.03,
"text": "your tats so much fun yeah George's"
},
{
"id": 2697,
"start": 6608.07,
"duration": 3.39,
"text": "friends do not think I'm fun at all"
},
{
"id": 2698,
"start": 6609.42,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "think now who [ __ ] about me really yeah"
},
{
"id": 2699,
"start": 6611.46,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "I'll his friends could give two shits no"
},
{
"id": 2700,
"start": 6613.35,
"duration": 2.7,
"text": "one cares"
},
{
"id": 2701,
"start": 6614.04,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "at all none of the friends none of them"
},
{
"id": 2702,
"start": 6616.05,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "right I figured that some of the friends"
},
{
"id": 2703,
"start": 6618.03,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "here's the thing are any of the friends"
},
{
"id": 2704,
"start": 6619.8,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "guys boys no yeah when they start having"
},
{
"id": 2705,
"start": 6622.26,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "I don't I mean like I mean a boyfriend"
},
{
"id": 2706,
"start": 6623.94,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "but like a friend that's a boy"
},
{
"id": 2707,
"start": 6625.59,
"duration": 5.31,
"text": "the friends are gonna go nuts for you"
},
{
"id": 2708,
"start": 6627.96,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "but if like oh this is a you know Kyle I"
},
{
"id": 2709,
"start": 6630.9,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "have class with him he's gonna go"
},
{
"id": 2710,
"start": 6632.1,
"duration": 2.79,
"text": "[ __ ] crazy your dad's a machine oh"
},
{
"id": 2711,
"start": 6634.14,
"duration": 1.89,
"text": "he's gonna love it"
},
{
"id": 2712,
"start": 6634.89,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "he's gonna love it and then they'll end"
},
{
"id": 2713,
"start": 6636.03,
"duration": 3.33,
"text": "up attracting just a bunch of"
},
{
"id": 2714,
"start": 6637.47,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "mouth-breathing window the girls yeah"
},
{
"id": 2715,
"start": 6639.36,
"duration": 4.17,
"text": "all dude I could do keg stands yeah yeah"
},
{
"id": 2716,
"start": 6642.27,
"duration": 5,
"text": "I should have a pizza box to win"
},
{
"id": 2717,
"start": 6643.53,
"duration": 3.74,
"text": "election dude I'm just like your dad"
},
{
"id": 2718,
"start": 6647.34,
"duration": 3.91,
"text": "when they start dating yep they're"
},
{
"id": 2719,
"start": 6649.66,
"duration": 3.6,
"text": "wiring you know that you've wired them"
},
{
"id": 2720,
"start": 6651.25,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "to like it's like you know they're gonna"
},
{
"id": 2721,
"start": 6653.26,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "go right date a guy like your dad I did"
},
{
"id": 2722,
"start": 6655.63,
"duration": 4.65,
"text": "in the past before Tom and I [ __ ]"
},
{
"id": 2723,
"start": 6657.91,
"duration": 11.85,
"text": "hated it it was such torture for me"
},
{
"id": 2724,
"start": 6660.28,
"duration": 11.1,
"text": "noise running car washes you get in the"
},
{
"id": 2725,
"start": 6669.76,
"duration": 12.5,
"text": "car you dress nice put on the red"
},
{
"id": 2726,
"start": 6671.38,
"duration": 14.46,
"text": "lipstick all right let's go gold chain"
},
{
"id": 2727,
"start": 6682.26,
"duration": 5.74,
"text": "no way Tommy is the opposite of"
},
{
"id": 2728,
"start": 6685.84,
"duration": 3.45,
"text": "everything in my family but that's why I"
},
{
"id": 2729,
"start": 6688,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "was so attracted to him because he's"
},
{
"id": 2730,
"start": 6689.29,
"duration": 4.95,
"text": "like stable and sane and kind and he"
},
{
"id": 2731,
"start": 6691.63,
"duration": 5.64,
"text": "does what he says he's gonna do and like"
},
{
"id": 2732,
"start": 6694.24,
"duration": 5.1,
"text": "he's just sweet her him do you feel like"
},
{
"id": 2733,
"start": 6697.27,
"duration": 4.8,
"text": "and I'll say this I know that you're"
},
{
"id": 2734,
"start": 6699.34,
"duration": 4.98,
"text": "successful but none of us in this room"
},
{
"id": 2735,
"start": 6702.07,
"duration": 3.99,
"text": "are successful Tommy of course you feel"
},
{
"id": 2736,
"start": 6704.32,
"duration": 7.56,
"text": "like you picked the right horse oh my"
},
{
"id": 2737,
"start": 6706.06,
"duration": 11.1,
"text": "god all the time one of your friends is"
},
{
"id": 2738,
"start": 6711.88,
"duration": 6.36,
"text": "gonna be famous and I'd be like oh I say"
},
{
"id": 2739,
"start": 6717.16,
"duration": 3.48,
"text": "to him all the time"
},
{
"id": 2740,
"start": 6718.24,
"duration": 5.55,
"text": "what do I tell you Tommy I say to you"
},
{
"id": 2741,
"start": 6720.64,
"duration": 5.85,
"text": "you tell you said she goes he's a winner"
},
{
"id": 2742,
"start": 6723.79,
"duration": 4.77,
"text": "yeah no I knew you were a winner here's"
},
{
"id": 2743,
"start": 6726.49,
"duration": 3.81,
"text": "a truth burnt shot is that I knew Tommy"
},
{
"id": 2744,
"start": 6728.56,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "was a goddamn winner from the moment"
},
{
"id": 2745,
"start": 6730.3,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "that I met him you know man we're all"
},
{
"id": 2746,
"start": 6731.8,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "[ __ ] open mic errs well you're in a"
},
{
"id": 2747,
"start": 6733.54,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "class ahead of us remember but like"
},
{
"id": 2748,
"start": 6734.74,
"duration": 4.47,
"text": "Tommy was 23 and he was funnier than"
},
{
"id": 2749,
"start": 6737.56,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "everybody like he's the kind that"
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"duration": 4.95,
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},
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},
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},
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"text": "dating shows or they put booze and all"
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"text": "those people the premise the blind-date"
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"duration": 4.56,
"text": "show is boozing no no no I know I"
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"text": "segment for those you listening we had a"
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"text": "segment called called was it a liquid or"
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"duration": 4.38,
"text": "stick it yeah where it was like we put"
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"start": 6846.82,
"duration": 4.85,
"text": "and so hilarious it was hilarious and it"
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"duration": 5.01,
"text": "was like it was like Hilary Swank"
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"duration": 5.02,
"text": "Jennifer Garner and then it was Jamie"
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"duration": 4.62,
"text": "Lee Curtis and this guy goes stick hit"
},
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"start": 6856.69,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "my dad [ __ ] her and we're like what"
},
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"start": 6858.82,
"duration": 3.51,
"text": "and he goes my dad [ __ ] Jamie Lee Curtis"
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"duration": 4.2,
"text": "and I go I was heard she's a"
},
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"duration": 2.85,
"text": "hermaphrodite and he goes no my dad"
},
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"text": "[ __ ]"
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"id": 2802,
"start": 6865.18,
"duration": 3.69,
"text": "but then again would my dad say [ __ ] -"
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"duration": 3.39,
"text": "dude probably not there's only one way"
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{
"id": 2804,
"start": 6868.87,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "to find out I'm gonna call him and we go"
},
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"start": 6870.49,
"duration": 3.96,
"text": "I go if you call him you get an extra"
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"id": 2806,
"start": 6871.72,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "hundred dollars on speakerphone speaker"
},
{
"id": 2807,
"start": 6874.45,
"duration": 3.98,
"text": "money goes dad did you [ __ ] Jamie Lee"
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{
"id": 2808,
"start": 6876.46,
"duration": 8.85,
"text": "Curtis and his down on the back goes"
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{
"id": 2809,
"start": 6878.43,
"duration": 8.62,
"text": "affirmative each other yeah we these two"
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{
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"duration": 5.6,
"text": "Mexican guys and Tom had a segment"
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"text": "called Mexican"
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"text": "[Laughter]"
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"id": 2813,
"start": 6903.12,
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"text": "yeah they're like she kills it she's"
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"duration": 3.66,
"text": "Mexican we're like not she's Puerto"
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"duration": 4.35,
"text": "Rican this show is so great we got these"
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"start": 6908.92,
"duration": 3.179,
"text": "girls in these hot three girls and there"
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"id": 2817,
"start": 6911.23,
"duration": 2.369,
"text": "was this thing we're gonna"
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{
"id": 2818,
"start": 6912.099,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "one girl put lipstick on another girl"
},
{
"id": 2819,
"start": 6913.599,
"duration": 4.471,
"text": "with her toes yeah like hold it and draw"
},
{
"id": 2820,
"start": 6915.879,
"duration": 4.74,
"text": "it and no and do lipstick oh yeah with"
},
{
"id": 2821,
"start": 6918.07,
"duration": 4.949,
"text": "the results and then she goes can I do"
},
{
"id": 2822,
"start": 6920.619,
"duration": 4.92,
"text": "it with my tits no no no this is exactly"
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{
"id": 2823,
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"duration": 3.66,
"text": "how I go so ladies I don't know if you"
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"id": 2824,
"start": 6925.539,
"duration": 2.64,
"text": "notice this but none of you wearing"
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{
"id": 2825,
"start": 6926.679,
"duration": 3.331,
"text": "lipstick one of my favorite things in"
},
{
"id": 2826,
"start": 6928.179,
"duration": 3.391,
"text": "the world is a woman with lipstick so"
},
{
"id": 2827,
"start": 6930.01,
"duration": 4.02,
"text": "the challenge is now and she goes to put"
},
{
"id": 2828,
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"duration": 6.119,
"text": "it on with my tits and I went yes it is"
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"id": 2829,
"start": 6934.03,
"duration": 4.949,
"text": "yes and she goes what if I put it on her"
},
{
"id": 2830,
"start": 6937.689,
"duration": 6.78,
"text": "with my tits I'm like that will work"
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{
"id": 2831,
"start": 6938.979,
"duration": 7.62,
"text": "also the fact is you guys were drinking"
},
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"id": 2832,
"start": 6944.469,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "during the show and I don't problem"
},
{
"id": 2833,
"start": 6946.599,
"duration": 5.28,
"text": "Widow here's the here's not I was not"
},
{
"id": 2834,
"start": 6948.699,
"duration": 5.101,
"text": "the guest could could be on buzzed they"
},
{
"id": 2835,
"start": 6951.879,
"duration": 5.07,
"text": "were on buzzed but with what they blew"
},
{
"id": 2836,
"start": 6953.8,
"duration": 6.419,
"text": "was their bank account so if you boy it"
},
{
"id": 2837,
"start": 6956.949,
"duration": 5.79,
"text": "blew up 2.25 then we added a zero at the"
},
{
"id": 2838,
"start": 6960.219,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "end and you started the bank with $250"
},
{
"id": 2839,
"start": 6962.739,
"duration": 3.15,
"text": "and on the ride home you could win more"
},
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"id": 2840,
"start": 6964.719,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "money but that's the money you had again"
},
{
"id": 2841,
"start": 6965.889,
"duration": 3.451,
"text": "remember the my favorite segment was"
},
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"duration": 3,
"text": "that was I would read a description"
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"id": 2843,
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"duration": 5.599,
"text": "you'd guess that this was a television"
},
{
"id": 2844,
"start": 6970.959,
"duration": 8.46,
"text": "show or not so I'd be like you know like"
},
{
"id": 2845,
"start": 6974.939,
"duration": 7.69,
"text": "a divorced mother or a struggling family"
},
{
"id": 2846,
"start": 6979.419,
"duration": 5.131,
"text": "in the Midwest the mother works at a"
},
{
"id": 2847,
"start": 6982.629,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "plant and the father does this and they"
},
{
"id": 2848,
"start": 6984.55,
"duration": 3.719,
"text": "have three children and then they would"
},
{
"id": 2849,
"start": 6986.559,
"duration": 3.511,
"text": "be like yeah that's yeah that's a real"
},
{
"id": 2850,
"start": 6988.269,
"duration": 4.71,
"text": "show but then we could come up with"
},
{
"id": 2851,
"start": 6990.07,
"duration": 8.099,
"text": "these ridiculous descriptions of shows"
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"id": 2852,
"start": 6992.979,
"duration": 8.31,
"text": "so it would be like a man lost his legs"
},
{
"id": 2853,
"start": 6998.169,
"duration": 6.06,
"text": "in a war but through the through prayer"
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{
"id": 2854,
"start": 7001.289,
"duration": 6.77,
"text": "he became a champion boxer and they're"
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"start": 7004.229,
"duration": 7.83,
"text": "like that's a real show just try to miss"
},
{
"id": 2856,
"start": 7008.059,
"duration": 5.41,
"text": "with this absurd descriptions and they"
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{
"id": 2857,
"start": 7012.059,
"duration": 2.94,
"text": "would get most of them wrong"
},
{
"id": 2858,
"start": 7013.469,
"duration": 3.78,
"text": "like even ones that were blatantly"
},
{
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"start": 7014.999,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "clearly made up oh dude"
},
{
"id": 2860,
"start": 7017.249,
"duration": 3.091,
"text": "do you remember what the guy was on his"
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{
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"start": 7018.929,
"duration": 3.93,
"text": "first date with his chick and what I"
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"duration": 5.309,
"text": "have you ever performed oral sex on an"
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{
"id": 2863,
"start": 7022.859,
"duration": 4.38,
"text": "animal he goes a chick monks once and"
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"id": 2864,
"start": 7025.649,
"duration": 3.361,
"text": "one like excuse me - guys hold on let me"
},
{
"id": 2865,
"start": 7027.239,
"duration": 10.62,
"text": "explain I was like uh your deviling is"
},
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"id": 2866,
"start": 7029.01,
"duration": 10.77,
"text": "Wayne he was it fell out of a tree who's"
},
{
"id": 2867,
"start": 7037.859,
"duration": 3.27,
"text": "the funniest [ __ ] joke but they"
},
{
"id": 2868,
"start": 7039.78,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "cancelled it they canceled it"
},
{
"id": 2869,
"start": 7041.129,
"duration": 3.87,
"text": "immediately yeah and then they're like"
},
{
"id": 2870,
"start": 7043.349,
"duration": 2.491,
"text": "it has alcohol we're like you you paid"
},
{
"id": 2871,
"start": 7044.999,
"duration": 3.24,
"text": "for this show"
},
{
"id": 2872,
"start": 7045.84,
"duration": 4.649,
"text": "called buzzed yeah they did a shot at"
},
{
"id": 2873,
"start": 7048.239,
"duration": 4.411,
"text": "Comedy Central to celebrate it they lay"
},
{
"id": 2874,
"start": 7050.489,
"duration": 4.021,
"text": "under all the pilots they did a shot"
},
{
"id": 2875,
"start": 7052.65,
"duration": 3.18,
"text": "they loved it turn the lights on they're"
},
{
"id": 2876,
"start": 7054.51,
"duration": 3.149,
"text": "like how many episodes are we picking up"
},
{
"id": 2877,
"start": 7055.83,
"duration": 4.13,
"text": "guy raised his hands from ad sales he"
},
{
"id": 2878,
"start": 7057.659,
"duration": 4.801,
"text": "said zero because I can't sell that show"
},
{
"id": 2879,
"start": 7059.96,
"duration": 3.79,
"text": "it's really cool nobody's on that before"
},
{
"id": 2880,
"start": 7062.46,
"duration": 4.529,
"text": "they ordered the pilot well you would"
},
{
"id": 2881,
"start": 7063.75,
"duration": 5.219,
"text": "think so you think so yeah you got"
},
{
"id": 2882,
"start": 7066.989,
"duration": 3.63,
"text": "something there gene no no you doodling"
},
{
"id": 2883,
"start": 7068.969,
"duration": 4.411,
"text": "all right"
},
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"id": 2884,
"start": 7070.619,
"duration": 6.781,
"text": "the body shots world tour is is"
},
{
"id": 2885,
"start": 7073.38,
"duration": 6.12,
"text": "everywhere he's going to look seems like"
},
{
"id": 2886,
"start": 7077.4,
"duration": 4.14,
"text": "there's some tickets left in Australia"
},
{
"id": 2887,
"start": 7079.5,
"duration": 3.15,
"text": "maybe Australia is got some tickets left"
},
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"id": 2888,
"start": 7081.54,
"duration": 4.52,
"text": "it's a little ways away"
},
{
"id": 2889,
"start": 7082.65,
"duration": 10.739,
"text": "I think Europe's entirely sold out I"
},
{
"id": 2890,
"start": 7086.06,
"duration": 9.25,
"text": "will be in DC New Jersey Philly wise"
},
{
"id": 2891,
"start": 7093.389,
"duration": 5.871,
"text": "guys have sold out Paramount and Denver"
},
{
"id": 2892,
"start": 7095.31,
"duration": 7.619,
"text": "on the 23rd and then ending it in"
},
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"id": 2893,
"start": 7099.26,
"duration": 6.339,
"text": "Wisconsin Milwaukee and Minnesota at the"
},
{
"id": 2894,
"start": 7102.929,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "end of March awesome it's been the"
},
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"id": 2895,
"start": 7105.599,
"duration": 5.281,
"text": "greatest I'll be dead honest with you"
},
{
"id": 2896,
"start": 7107.159,
"duration": 5.46,
"text": "man I for those those that do or don't"
},
{
"id": 2897,
"start": 7110.88,
"duration": 4.2,
"text": "know Tommy and I are really good friends"
},
{
"id": 2898,
"start": 7112.619,
"duration": 4.381,
"text": "and so we talk a lot and to watch your"
},
{
"id": 2899,
"start": 7115.08,
"duration": 3.72,
"text": "tours and to see you do all these tours"
},
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"id": 2900,
"start": 7117,
"duration": 2.58,
"text": "and to look at him and go I wonder what"
},
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"id": 2901,
"start": 7118.8,
"duration": 2.85,
"text": "that's like I wonder if it's"
},
{
"id": 2902,
"start": 7119.58,
"duration": 3.75,
"text": "overwhelming I wonder like just have all"
},
{
"id": 2903,
"start": 7121.65,
"duration": 3.569,
"text": "those spots in your head and then to do"
},
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"id": 2904,
"start": 7123.33,
"duration": 3.059,
"text": "it for the first time dude it's the"
},
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"id": 2905,
"start": 7125.219,
"duration": 2.52,
"text": "favorite it's the favorite thing I've"
},
{
"id": 2906,
"start": 7126.389,
"duration": 3.06,
"text": "ever done in this business ever this"
},
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"id": 2907,
"start": 7127.739,
"duration": 3.601,
"text": "tour yeah is the greatest thing I've"
},
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"id": 2908,
"start": 7129.449,
"duration": 4.44,
"text": "ever done I've never had more fun ever"
},
{
"id": 2909,
"start": 7131.34,
"duration": 4.83,
"text": "in my entire life and I [ __ ] I just I"
},
{
"id": 2910,
"start": 7133.889,
"duration": 4.881,
"text": "honestly only wish that we were doing it"
},
{
"id": 2911,
"start": 7136.17,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "together now like it would be fun to be"
},
{
"id": 2912,
"start": 7138.77,
"duration": 5.32,
"text": "on a tour bus together or have to tour"
},
{
"id": 2913,
"start": 7141.78,
"duration": 4.26,
"text": "but and going into cities it would be so"
},
{
"id": 2914,
"start": 7144.09,
"duration": 4.23,
"text": "much [ __ ] fun I look at I look at"
},
{
"id": 2915,
"start": 7146.04,
"duration": 5.909,
"text": "past torreón going mad Joe would have"
},
{
"id": 2916,
"start": 7148.32,
"duration": 5.37,
"text": "loved this yeah Joey Ari and red bam"
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"duration": 4.44,
"text": "love this black hole we do pothole then"
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"duration": 3.96,
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"duration": 4.71,
"text": "jokes knock on my window yeah let me"
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"duration": 13.94,
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"duration": 16.29,
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"start": 7216.54,
"duration": 6.16,
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"start": 7220.96,
"duration": 3.84,
"text": "podcast wait check - check out why for"
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"id": 2941,
"start": 7222.7,
"duration": 3.66,
"text": "the party my wife's podcast they see"
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"id": 2943,
"start": 7226.36,
"duration": 4.5,
"text": "i-i'll issen to it I love her I love"
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"start": 7228.7,
"duration": 4.61,
"text": "hearing her talk about stuff she's great"
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"id": 2945,
"start": 7230.86,
"duration": 5.61,
"text": "oh I think she's wonderful"
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"id": 2946,
"start": 7233.31,
"duration": 7.11,
"text": "larry's yeah all right that's it for us"
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"start": 7236.47,
"duration": 3.95,
"text": "we'll see you guys next week bye bye"
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